₦airaland Forum

AjanleKoko: I honestly can't remember the last time I ate pounded yam that was actually pounded in a pestle + mortar.
Heck, I can't even remember the last time I ate pounded yam

Morotov1: Stop washing your dirty linens in public.
It lays credence to a lot of allegations against doctors in administrative positions.

Rufex07: That's an important observation. it's better imagined than experienced. Maybe, the bigger picture we are not seeing that God used the striking doctors to avert the pandemic of Ebola. Imagine if he was taken to a bigger hospital!

Oduduwaboy: The guy is a disgrace ...and to think he is nursing the ambition of becoming the governor of Ebonyi state? What am i still doing in this country being ruled people like this?

shoefreak: Evangelism and missionary style....
And everything in between

Oduduwaboy: Conspiracy to sell ZMAPP that is not even yet available in commercial quantities? why do we like cooking up imaginary conspiracy theories where none exists? well, i guess its now a national hobby
. continue.

AjanleKoko: When are you in town btw.

shoefreak: She av spoil already naa. I just want speed up the Process ni.

keypad1: there is a yorghurt drink that is called aziza.

Rip sha. Greet Abacha when u reach there. Buhari and GEJ will soon join you.

hazyfm: wetin kill am??

shoefreak: Buhahahaha... ehn na!

**covers face**


@naijababe: u dey mind them. After all that energy wasted... instead of lie down, spread legs... get massage at d right places.

chaircover: Our ASDA store has really stepped up

I found this today. . . . . .

See egusi & beans packaging

Akara and ogi here I come

naijababe: You dey mind all these killer men, trust me after you don pound yam finish, which energy wan remain for being pounded, na to just carry your pearly rabbit under the covers and pretend like say na sleep you dey sleep

naijababe: Once an ashawo, always an ashawo. I dey carry my virgin mary self comot.


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Idowuogbo: Evil ke? Oga slow down na....na gist we dey gist na, we are not here to catch demons.

Idowuogbo: Evil ke? Oga slow down na....na gist we dey gist na, we are not here to catch demons.

Idowuogbo: For real? O ya e jasi mi nau...me sef I wan belong na... feck pounding.




[size=2pt]Sweetie, na joke ooo... I'll pound/turn for you ti ti lailai[/size]

shoefreak: no strength na. We go reserve for other mutually beneficial energy sapping activity.

When we use energy pound finish, which go remain to take the aftermath of the pounded yam na?

naijababe: SMH!!! Let me komot for hia before dem turn me to sontin else

naijababe: Oluwa sanu!!! What is going on here?

Idowu, you are encouraging all these male ashawo ten kobos

oyb: who wan wound?

you guys never jam - you go enter hospital for 'exhaustion' - your peeps in office will be thinking its overwork, they wont know you are bitng off pounded-yam toned booty

moca: Correct chic!

Don't mind iduwo.
In this age and time

oyb: Its the other way round. All those hours with mortar and pestle will build idowus stamina and libido. Oga is in trouble.

Abeg give me spec for machine wey fit pound yam

Idowuogbo: AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

Idowuogbo: AMEN OOO

Idowuogbo: My mum wey do am with four kids no get 2 heads na...poundo yam no dey naija ni? Aunty'm,buy poundo yam if you can't pound. No point stressing yourself when Nepa carry light, then you'll start looking for fuel to on gen to power ya processor. Loooooooong thing

AjanleKoko: Haba bros. In these days of Ola Ola, you'r advising somebody to start pounding yam?

moca: Badoski baby!
Iduwo, stay there o!
This is 2014, home work made easy.
Oga can pound if he don't want food processor.
Besides, that's what most homes use now.
If ur food processor can cut ur salad things and do other works for u, why not pound yam?
Abi we wan show we be good wives ni?
Kudos to those that can, I won't and don't wanna pound. So stressful abeg.
To turn semo sef na wahala.
Which there is machine for that too

Don't worry u will soon enter.
After two yrs plus junior and work,we will see how far

jaybee3: No he didn't?

'em brogues go perfectly on 'em denims

Get/drag him outta the house more

shoefreak: hehehe

As long as it's not chanel sa!

Oya suggest, but my nose is sensitive o! I sneeze easily