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Was superglue involved?

Icheku

@OP, How does this affect the price of garri?

The boy hs kidnapped himself in collaboration with or without his dad but in an attempt to dupe Deziani of more dollars.

#deceivingAndBeingDeceived

He looks like someone stuck something up 'somewhere'.

#firstHighJonsing

Nice one.

Good advice for celebrity bleepers!

The General

Is that not Tayo of BigBrother Hotshots at the background staring at his phone?

#Guy..you've spilled the beans bt dis time, nt d raw one..I mean cooked, palm oil beans.

#And I dare ladies to respond to this expose'...

#Naa of course the guilty ones will jst seat back and read this, waiting for d guy that will direct the OPs comment at them and then..unleash hell on him!

#Truth is, with GEJ being clueless on board, oil pricing dropping, niqqas hustling and some 9ja girls still getting hungry, 30K monthly should fetch u several young hot and willing chicks.

#quit duping urself dude...times r hard.

# r u dizzy or something??

#jstpasinsha

It hurts when u r doing the pushing and the girl in question happens to be somebody u've bn eying since bt ur friend likes her too

Chaii..its painful.

Using simplex rule, integrate wrt to the 2nd

derivative x to get your answer..then factorize by the highest divisible factor dx to get

412, 318, 114.

This is your answer

Quote me and solve for 'x'.

Mumu pig.


How much have they stuffed down your throat.

Look who is talking? A sexual pervert that lied boastfully of sleeping with the wife of an honorable icon in the person of Chief Odumegwu Ojukwu, Mrs. Bianca Ojukwu.

A rabid ranting sick & hungry bush pig.

Exposing unbrushed mouth in public.

Olodo!

Why won't I marry him?

With the huge amount of dollars..he will just be an object..maybe a shrine or something.

Doesn't it look like something from a shrine?

If Mr. Clueless like make fuel be 500naira per litre, na dem knw.

Nigerians won't die!

I survived machete chase!

Now this pic is a hell of a scare!!

I cn imagine it being used to advice young girls at sunday school...pure terror.

Truth is...who go fvck go fvck..leaf am.

I de cum make I pis finish

I'm 32 and on 117girls..The dude is lagging behind.

Get ur game on hommie!

Issorite

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Niqqas b like "hmm hmmm" forgetting that b the same place you force ur fingers to when conji cover ur eye

On a yam ridge in the farm

What's the problem? Can't a man stop by at a hotel to iron his clothes again?

Na when meat touch meat wey una go knw say preeeeek get brain. e de tink for itself.
In the middle of the night,u go de sleep, preeeek we nor fit sleep go de find warm, wet and soft hole to enter. Shekina

lalasticlala:
400,000 b/d of refined petroleum products to be refined daily in the Nigeria by 2016. ~Dr. Tim Okon..


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RIP Mr. Christophe De'Magerie

deadZONE:
atleast she better pass buhari... she is in school. i will not sai a blockhead to power... a man that cant define simple term called democracy.

And you must be that bush pig we've been trying to capture.

Mumu Fayose..your substance abuse didn't even allow u to think of battery spares.
Dis guy is high on dogshit

cirmuell:
Oops! U're on the other side? Sorry 'bout that.

Politics aside, U're still beautiful.

See eh..omo boy na u put sharp in the name Sharpiro.

You go toast babe for riot, I swear

See eh..there r 2 tins involved:

1. Its either that conji dey suffocate all these women.

OR

2. These women are amongst earth's most foolish. The likes of FFK falls into this category.

But wait, what sort of fertility does this pastor have? He shld be careful not to get himself pregnant by chance

That 'Monster' is the little boys pet.

dodoniyi:
[b]I may be wrong with my analysis:

NOTE 1:
"...and claimimg that the Boko Haram is being used by political players."

NOTE 2:
If the UK findings will indict or expose the oppositions of this government like Buhari and co, then surely such information will not be a classified one.

However, before this news broke out, I was very sure that Jonathan and his government knew and still know more than what we think they know about the origin or the HIJACK of this insurgency.

Frankly, the UK findings may, with the high level of probability, expose this very government of their hidden activities as per the Chibok Girls Kidnap.

They might have discovered something strange about the finance and motive behind the deadly group.

That may be the reason why they think that should they release such high profile information or findings, it will surely affect the international relations between the two countries.

Oh! I still keep wondering why will the UK and US with some countries come here to help us fight Boko Haram but left us in less than a month wihout achieving what they came here for.

It is really hard to hear or see US embarks on a rescue mission without success even if it will take a long period to achieve it.

I still wonder why will US refuse to sell weapons to our government that claims to use the weapons to fight this deadly group.

Besides, during the time when an aircraft filled with huge amout of money, belonging to CAN president, was seized by the South African government, I do not know whether or not people noticed that the Boko haram activities in this country reduced drastically. Hmm! Coincidence? Hmm...

Till now, the names of the two Nigerians captured by the South African government are unknown and why that of the foreigner was clearly mentioned.

Why still keep the identity of these men if truly what the government said of the purpose of such black market dealings of such weapons are true?

Because of this, why do we keep hearing the "INVISIBLE" helicopter dropping weapons and food items in Maiduguri for the boko haram without the knowledge of the aviation ministry or any other relevant bodies? This is really impossible!

Why was Azazi killed weeks after when he alleged that PDP is boko haram and boko haram is PDP?

Why would the boko haram agents come to an area, and operated for like 4 or 5 hours uninterrupted or without any reprisal from the military men despite the fact that the states are under state of emergency?

If truly Buhari knows about this group,why can't the government take it serious to prosecute or sue him or reveal the evidence, not the daily propaganda linking him with the group just as they claimed they have enough evidence that he does not have a certificate?

If they have the evidence, I know very sure that FFK and Fayose will never keep silent on that even if the presidency cautions them.

Why would a presidential aide be interested in creating an email in a bid to link Sanusi to Boko haram but his efforts were exposed and failed?

Why will the government be interested now in reducing boko haram activities within 6 weeks recommended by them and not the early years of this deadly group when the cries of the innocent blood were so much -
may be for political reasons, OR
may br after seeing millions in that region being displaced and unable to obtain their PVCs OR
may be after seeing another millions being warned OR threatened not to come out during elections to vote OR
may be after seeing that thousands are really afraid to come outside to vote?

Why would our president in less than 24 hours after the kidnap of the Chibok Girls, go to Kano for campaign dance or skelewu - a mission accomplished abi?

WHY? WHY? WHY?

The Lord God searches through human hearts and knows with precision or perfection our thoughts and He will surely judge the wicked and their wicked ways.

IF THE POLICE FORCE, THE MILITARY FORCE AND OTHER ARMED FORCES IN THIS COUNTRY CANNOT REVEAL THE SOURCE OF FINANCE OF THIS DEADLY GROUP, THE PRAYER, WHICH IS THE SPIRITUAL FORCE THAT CONNECTS US TO HEAVEN WILL SOON FISH OUT THE SPONSORS WITH CONCRETE EVIDENCE BY FIRE OR BY FORCE.

Killing these boko haram boys without uprooting the roots ( i.e. Without revealing and arresting the sponsors) is an effort in futility.[/b]

Well spoken!

& I reiterate, Why and How can an Nigerian Army that milks the FG of billions of taxpayers dollars begin to win a war against BH..a war that lingered since the conception of dafty GEJ? So these crooks & murderers instigate and deceive simple almajiris, equip them properly with Nigeria soldiers ammunition and send them out to kill, capture and maim innocent Nigerians all in the name of Islam. Our innocent soldiers will be sent to the war front to be slaughtered by BH who are aware of the strength and weaknesses of our soldiers with their death plan already approved by these military heads incollaboration with the FG.
The FG kept doing this to syphon the treasury by faking transactions for arms purchases for the past 6yrs...until now when elections approaches, in an attempt to save their treacherous dumb a*ses frm burning in jail, they go on a homicidal spree, murdering misdirected people(BH) to deceptively gain votes from Nigerians.
The tall standing question still lingers in ur face Mr.GEJ, what strategy did you employ this time that is working against BH? Nigerians are smart, and will feed you a portion of your own medicine come March 28.
Remember, any attempt to shift election dates further will arraign you before the Int. Criminal Court. BE WARNED!

Great minds are born this way. I'll fuel her appetite so she could draw more.. as much as she wanna.