₦airaland Forum

The 7th kind of person: THE OBSERVER.

He always observes other people and wont pay attention to the word of God.
After service, he comes on nairaland to share his observation.

Now that's some real lazy support less breast

RichYoungNigga:
What evidence do you have on Metuh ??

I put it to you, that is salad and it's very rich in nutrients.
You should try it...I had some this morning.

You are a father in need of common sense...Period.

Cooked beans.. Period.

E GO PHORK AM TODAY!

allanphash7:
As this matter dey go hope dasuki wont die of heart attack o

Thank you my brother...We better alert the FG of this trick these thieves use these days.
Alison Madueke death scam went wrong hence she is left with 'cancer'.

Dasuki shld be protected, well-fed and given the best health care for now.
These guys r wicked..after making us pass through so much pain and hardship, you feel u can just die on us, just like that...NO OH!
They can't deprive us of this satisfaction, No Way!

Even the Holy Book says " The wicked shall not "GO" unpunished. Please father, don't let this crook GO(die on his own).

Question is...How can Nigerians allow these thieves to take the leisure of dying by themselves
It amazes me how they just die as soon as they hear the word 'probe'.

Anyway, as long as his body does the jail time...no wahala...mschew, just dying on Nigerians anyhow.

Can't even give allow us to enjoy watching them get thunder-fired.

Estharfabian:
Nigerian Guys>≥>>>>>>>Once A Month eww?

Normal Healthy routine should be [size=28pt]thrice[/size] A Day...

Shut up and go change that dirty pant you are wearing now.

These makeup artists are so good. Kai, look how they made her look sick.

Funny thing is, these criminals r so rich they can fake their death...and even if she isn't going to live after all,
How can this woman be so wicked to have drained our coffers so badly while innocent hardworking law-abiding Nigerians suffer and die of hunger.

Question is...it seems her cancer works with a timer...Question is, WHY ARE THESE CROOKS DYING AT THE SOUND OF RETRIBUTION
Anybody who has stolen the huge sums of money these crooks have stolen, honestly don't have a reason to live cos what are you living for when you have enjoyed all possible goodness in this life and that is why they take to the path of sickness and death than to face the shame and pain they handsomely deserve. Onyaraaaaa!

Im yet to see a pretty girl call herself pretty

You my friend, you've got a bright mind.

Diary of a jobless man

IceDude:
Lol. Am i safe?

lols..u r safe oh my broda..u r just something else. how did u come up with that phrase...

coolhamid:
Bro, appointment should not be made in such a way that it will favour one part of the country than the other..

Every ethnic group should always be carried along, the easterners are being left out because they gave him less votes during the last presidential election. Which is unfair to me .

I guess it wasnt fair to him too when they did not vote for him.

koppa:
[i]Just pondering on the scene at a situation like this..

Usually when a guy proposes it's usually a Yes from the lady,just imagine a situation whereby the guy proposes to his girlfriend in a public place,say a restaurant or anywhere and the girl replies No,..

Now to guys what will your reaction be like,will you still continue with the relationship,..

To girls,can you imagine yourself saying No..

Say Yes first then take him to the corner and say. 'R u out of ur mind?'

Simply play to the gallery

IceDude:
CTI- Certified Toto Inspector

. sori where did you say you r from?

Meiji:
Opens up the ... to find out if she ....

Please how does one find that out?

He either smells or tastes it...asin smell the puss.y or taste the puss.y

BeeBeeOoh:
The man is not performing his marital obligations bedmatically that's what prompted him turning into a Toto Checker

Hahahahaha...chai..Toto Checker.
That's like the 1st time of hearing that "shiert".
Rotfl Lmfao...pple geh mouth oh.

vizkiz:
uh, is olamide getting lighter

And what is it with the YELLOW cloths? I hope its not what I think sha

I'm thinking FC Barca...Wetin u dey think Nigerian.

coolhamid:
My President is Pro North and Anti South...
90 percent of his appointees so far are from the north..

So only the north has incorruptible people right ?

That is a man i campaigned so hard for, i give up...

I think you shld really start looking at Nigeria as one big united entity and allow this north south thingy to be.

It's time we move forward oh ..abi u no so am like that?

zyzxx:
http://www.nigeriafilms.com/news/35345/62/i-once-had-quickie-in-caryoruba-actress.html

hmmm...what sort of car is that? Being this robust she shld hv said in a lorry or smthng..but a car? Dude must be a dwarf or smthng.

lalasticlala:
Controversial South African ''End Times Disciples Ministries'' Pastor is at it again.

Read what they reported on their church facebook page:



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=500316813467002&id=351175848381100

Mysterious weed

Busolami2015:
WHAt do you think?..

saw this on : http://streetgist.com/photo-kind-of-friends-you-shouldnt-have-around-your-home-if-you-travel-alot/

See best man oh...dey one side dey lick Ogbono soup..lols

kestolove95:
if d men don't patronise dem..d business won't strive..nd girls won't engage in it..so blame d men cox dey make d girls engage in it

No o..blame the girls cos these days they deliver it to u at home. No need to go out, home delivery

efilefun:
Your stupidity is inbuilt, it can never be detached from you. Meanwhile which zone ANIMAL you be

Hahaahahaha...which on e be inbuilt again na.

Chai, Nigerians, on a nor go kii person with on a mouth...rotfl

londonrivals:
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Rivers State Governor, Nyesom Ezenwo Wike has stated that marriages built on the Foundation of God will stand the test of challenges.

Speaking on Saturday during the wedding of Josephine Kattey and Eberechukwu Nwagbo at Saint Stephen's Anglican Church, Alode Parish, Governor Wike said the society needs successful marriages to continue to thrive.

He said marriage is an institution ordained by God for the survival of humanity, hence the need for couples to work hard to make their unions succeed.

To the newly wedded Family of Mr and Mrs Eberechukwu Nwagbo, Governor Wike advised them not to allow friends to interfere in their marriage.

He charged them to always work towards resolving their challenges for a lasting relationship.

In his sermon, Primate of the Anglican Church in Nigeria, The Most Rev Nicholas Okoh charged the couple to always rely on God to grow their marriage.

Father of the bride, Archbishop of Niger Delta Province, Rt. Rev. Ignatius Kattey prayed God to protect the newly wedded couple and also bless their union.
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http://www.metronaija.com/2015/08/photos-wike-attends-archbishop-of-niger.html

Women a d their crave for power and fame..

Check the last picture...I though she wld be cuddled towards her husband to be...mschew..smh

seunny4lif:



It's my birthday oooh......Thank God, am a year older today.....
I need 1000 likes cos Na 1000 years,I wan spent on this earth.....




On behalf of myself,my unmarried wife and my unborn children...We thank you all for the love but make una increase the like cos Na 1000 years,me won stay for this earth oooh ...

And 999 years to learn the difference between "spend" and "spent".

Hmmm..I Neva knew Mercy Johnsons Boooobz was dis available for all and sundry to smooch

It's like she enjoys a little pressure on it every now and den.

She as she dey squeeze am for AY hand sef...mschew

Vicky72:
http://www.punchng.com/news/buhari-owes-igbos-nothing-junaid-tells-ezeife/

An so..your bathroom door na tissue paper dem use make am.

How can u have holes in ur door without observing it..r u living in a worn out apartment?

There's also the possibility that she knew all this while and was waiting and praying for Ubong to pounce..lols.

E be like say dis boss lady been need the 'Ubong Fvck'

sunerytech:
On your wedding day fa, No bra and you left everything open. For who? did you want to confuse the attendees or how on earth did she want the pastor to focus on the bible passage for the wedding ceremony?

http://9jainfonews..in/2015/08/pictures-how-can-she-put-on-this-on-her.html

SHE CAN WEAR THIS BECAUSE SHE IS THE HUSBAND AND THAT DUDE LOOKS LIKE HIS ALREADY THE WIFE!!

Jenny1010:
Men are known to possess high level of sexual urge, and can easily lose control of themselves and become irrational when sexually aroused especially when the opposite sex is on sight, they literally starts thinking with their joystick. Whatever you do, for your own safety stop offering your joystick to strangers ( prostitutes, one night stand, etc) for mouth-action. Stop risking your life for few minute ecstasy. Only enjoy mouth-action with your wife or girlfriend whom you have known for a longtime.

I heard a shocking story yesterday, although unverified, but I believe people should learn from this story. The victim, A final year student of one of the university in Nigeria, invited a girl he met on Facebook to come visit him. Around 1am in the night, the hostel mates were woken up by a loud scream protruding from the victims room. They rushed to find out what the problem was, but the door was locked. After several knock on the door without any responds, they decided to force the door open. When the door was forced open, they were meet with a shocking sight of the victim naked in pool of blood with his joystick almost detached from his groin. And in the other side few distance from the victim, is the girl naked and making a rhythmic movement of the arms and legs, which signifies she was having an epileptic seizure. She was giving the victim a mouth-action when the seizure started.

Seizure in Epilepsy patients is often triggered when the brain is in a state of high excitement or anxiety. The experience includes stiffen and tight clicking of the teeth for several seconds to a minute (imagine your joystick in her mouth at this moment) and then having an rhythmic movements of the arms and legs. Often the rhythmic movements slow before stopping. The return to consciousness is gradual and the person may be confused for quite some time --minutes to hours.

Have you ever consider if that stranger you are offering your joystick for a mouth-action is epileptic? Like HIV/AIDS , epilepsy is not written on the face . That handsome or beautiful face might be suffering from epilepsy.

Better be warned.

No no no it's not a matter of giving dicks to strangers...what if my gf was epileptic nkor?? mschew, jor o.
It's the guys fault...He wasn't hard enough

Normally, e no get the girl wet u be, if u try am for where I dey, I swear ur teeth must bounce.. U know hardness?? Pure Teflon