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Dangbo:
If you're eating - sorry o! :-) Unfortunately, this is the toilet in the old medical hostel, Choba campus UNIPORT. Unbelievable!

Source: http://www.newsfacebook.co.uk/2015/08/toilet-in-uniport-hostel-graphic-images.html

Kindly explain to me, how does dis add 1 Naira to ur life

autotrader014:
Governor Nyesom Wike who promised to bring back Julius berger to fix the roads during his governorship campaign has matched his words with action. Julius Berger stopped working in Rivers State in 2007 due to security situation and cost of hiring security for its foreign workers. The company is back and work has began in full scale. Carry on our action Governor, we the Rivers people are solidly behind u..

The man is trying to save his head from justices.
Tombia extension(clocktower rd.) is a job welldone tho I'm certain the budget for these face value constructions are inflated.
Security in PHC is a nightmare as an average of 5persons per week is either killed or captured by unknown gunmen.
3days back,gunmen hit our residence, shooting a guy in the neck and a mopol on guard in the stomach. The guy died on the spot but the police man still hangs on to life as at this evening. Ystdy afternoon,a filling station in this same area(Bobby)was raided and 3 pole wia killed on the spot.
It has never been like this in phc. God will deliver us frm this man.

NDPVF:
[s][/s] Arse hole,i bet a million Naira,ama feed u,ur family and buy u up.Lets make a lavishing trip to Dubai next two weeks,and see who cries.agreed?.

Poor man..hu wan folo u go Dubai.

Like I said, go find an identity then revert for counselling. You will do well as a police man.

Trending:
https://i.imgur.com/gBwnWZc.jpg

lols,Nigerian are creative sha,found this pic online and decided to share.

http://yesreport..com/2015/08/checkout-this-made-in-mbaise-copter.html?m=0

Can the plastic toy levitate?

NDPVF:
[s][/s].This is 'trashfull'.
The CEO of Rudo Nigeria,is a kinda friend to me.
He fears no man nor god.I won't mention his name,but he is from Umuhukabia(don't know if i get the name right),in Imo state.He owns more than four construction companies( Rudo,Viche,Emche,PVG)etc,and does a lot of work for FG.
2.5b naira,is a chicken change to blackmail him with.The road passing through my community,to Okorutom,which includes bridges,was done by his company Viche.Thats where we met.
He is popularly called "Chief" by everybody,including my cousin Asukpa,who was the CLO then.
Just want to tell you that i knows him personally.He is not a coward.He fears no man,not even Buhari.So gerrout.

And hu gives a drunken phork abt hu u know.

Find urself an identity.

This goes to the Admin or Moderator with admin rights of Nairaland Forum.

You are a complete idiot to still have this level of GROSS BLASPHEMY published.

If you believe in God or Allah you will know that entertaining this filth is unthinkable and dangerous for your business.

You can ban me now.

falconey:
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Yeso really

Hmm

falconey:
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Bt atlast we will still discover and when we do, we will abscond.

The life of an Australian marsupial

Vanquay:
A religious Extremist hailing a Religious Crook. Hmm Interesting.

You can get urself seriously damaged for insulting a prophet of God. It's no joke, its an advice.

kissty:
bruselyn husband.

Wait...what that suppose to be spelt at Bruce Lee??
Choi..New things everyday..nawa o

Cutehector:
Lmao. Photoshopped pic.. How did I knw?

D bride's shadow isn't showing in d pic... Her pic was cropped and pasted insyd..

You know Nofin..That picture is real.

He's just a stupid donkey that happens to be obsessed with karate.

smh

Question: Can you solve this?

Answer: No.

Freemanan:
The former presidential aide to President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan living a quiet life in the US now..


"Camping with the church family in beautiful Lake Tahoe California. Nature makes you feel close to God. Life is sweet! "



https://mobile.twitter.com/renoomokri/status/622877411391049728

Get as close as possible cos u need him more than eva...
BTW, has he gotten his EFCC Verification Number(EVN)?

Islie:
http://www.punchng.com/metro-plus/nigerian-girls-rescued-from-prostitution-in-burkina-faso/

Wetin be "rescue"??

Na ashawo dem dey rescue again?

Mschew..Don spoil markate

[quote autholr=tosyne2much post=36197788][i][/quote]This post smells like horse shit.

You wia denied sex..get over it and try 2 get laid.

Hoii:
My pets here..
1. Crocodile
2. Monitor lizard
3. Tortoise..
Caught squirrels but they died. Looking to catch a new one soon

When u start keeping venomous snakes then I'll know you have a thingy for the wild...for now, these are no "wild" pets per se. Btw, this looks like a zoo...sorry did u say u live here? What's ur room no? #jstPassing

adedayourt:
using wisdom in a fullish way

Using English in an "empty way".

Meanwhile, somewhere in rivers state, a gov is busy borrowing 10s of billions to fill potholes while his citizens get kidnapped or murdered everyday by thugs.

Cry out for RS before it's too late.

Jakara:
Federal Government should please end this certificate discrimination between HND & B.Sc. holders in Federal Ministry of Interior (Prisons, Immigration, Civil Defence) and others in order to increase their productivity.

This discrimination is irrelevant, dangerious, unethical and unconstitutional.

There is a looming bloody clash between these two cadres at fields of operation due to live arms/ammunition they bear and that is why every well meaning Nigerian should help towards scrapping out this because you/ your family will become victim directly/indirectly & never ask God why because you caused it by not publishing or broadcasting this message.

Few of the discriminations witnessed in Min. of Interior are;
? HND (Inspectorate Cadre), while B.Sc. (Superintendent Cadre).
? Entry Level for HND is G/L 7, while a fellow Graduate with B.Sc. is G/L 8.
? HND G/L 7 earns (#70,000 pm), while B.Sc. G/L 8 earns (#120,000 pm).
? Terminal Point for HND is G/L 13, while B.Sc. is to the highest G/L.
? HND/ inspectorate cadre ranks are confusing, while superintendent
ranks are normal ranks/recognized ranks in military/paramilitary
agencies.
? B.Sc Holder hardly pay complement to his superior officer with HND certificate.
? HND graduates are denied one Grade Level during rank conversation.
? Above all, HND holder in this Ministry of Interior are regarded and treated as artisans with WASC or Trade Test qualifications.

It is shameful that staff of Ministry of Interior and others as affected no longer concentrate on their duties or bring ideas that could help the job, rather they focuse on getting more certificates by hook or by crook in order to be converted to superintendent cadre.

It is obvious that other well recognised security agencies like; Nigeria Military, DSS, Nigerian Police, etc do not discriminate
in ranking between HND & B.Sc. Holders.

Federal Government should merge Ministry of Interior with Police to stop this nonsense if they persists in this evil act called discrimination.

If e pain u, go get urself a Bsc..shekina.

Bsc requires mores brains than brunt, when we need Hnd holders for jobs requiring their level of mental strength, we will use them for the jobs.

Can u compare a master degree holder with that of a bsc? noooo.Or will u call urself a prof when u complete ur graduate studies noooo.

So pls improve urself and quit trying to garner sympathy

Yellow.

That way, I get to manipulate people,become rich and successful enough to hire my fellow mutants...safely.

cronsberg:
Guys, i was just having a conversation with my girlfriend/ wife to be about likes and likes-not in bed, and while listing her likes, she went on a story telling episode about her previous guy. The part of the story that caught my attention was when she said that her ex will do her for hours without resting. She said there was a time she visited the guy and he effd her from 12 noon to 5pm, that she could barely walk that day and was feeling so satisfied and fulfilled. She then said with all the fuss i was making about effing her out of her senses, that i came short of satisfaction, and that the guy was stronger in bed. You could imaging how furious and boiling i was feeling inside while hearing this from her in a normal conversation.
The facts are though that when ever we have sex, i am absolutely sure i last for atleast 15 minutes or more no doubt, my penis is 5.7 to 6 inches erect and hard as wood, i do pre-intimacy and such, so what the hell is the problem? Is it even my damn problem or her's? I know for damn sure no normal guy will last for more than 20 minutes of constant thrusting. If she has to be effd for hours in order to feel satisfied, isn't she the one with the problem? On the one hand, i feel like i shouldn't even worry myself since she is aperantly the nimphomeniac not me. On the other hand, i feel that her "accidental revelation" is a sign of what's to come, as in she might be a cheater when married because of her insatiable appetied for marathon sex.
what's your opinion guys

Guy man up your game and stop seeking approval or consolation from nairaland.
#stopmakingmefeellikeIwannafuckurgirlrightnow.

Hurry, genitals transfer quickly

It's plain wisdom...How do you guys expect a dead Kashamu to eat all the stolen money when high on his own supply?

GEJ is working..

Locomotive caskets

Goddex:
[size=13pt]Maybe the other Chairperson on his right is

'President Angela Mitchell of West Germany'[/size]

You made the list...Top 10 most stvpid human beings.

Udovinchenko...which kyn Ibo-Russian name be dis sef? Notin we nor go see

Na there wey NPF take spoil everything...'motive' ke?
Who is deceiving who?
Ona use ona own mouth talk say em hang himself even tho everything seemed ok then na motive ona wan dey go find? Nigeria Police do investigation to know motive?
Hypocrisy!

They shldnt jst add that phrase abeg cos na dah 1 go quick me vex. I'm sure whoever said it has already forgotten this incidence by now.

clintino700:
very soon u will Instagram paints...

Linkedin toothpaste

crudemoney:
he wants to claim humility abi.



Daura President!!

Na sand dey ur head..nothing but wet sand