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HealthRe: What's The Cure For Painful And Bloody Defecation?!!! by Mcaise:
PoliticsTony Anenih Is Dead by Mcaise(op): 7:34pm On Oct 28, 2018
BusinessRe: What Business Can I Start With 100k Please by Mcaise: 6:22pm On Jan 29, 2017
MMM
Christianity EtcRe: Can I Believe God But Not Jesus And Still Make Heaven? by Mcaise: 6:08pm On Jan 29, 2017
Sorry mate, "NO I COMES TO THE FATHER(GOD) EXCEPT THOUGH HIM (JESUS)".
RomanceRe: Shocking! Kenyan Lady On Facebook Reveals What Happens To Her During Sex by Mcaise: 11:08pm On Jan 19, 2017
That Nunu need beta cassava kunu...ifa knack u eh, Mche, if I knack that Nunu eh,if e no open in 5secs make I break.
Science/TechnologyRe: See The Snake I Killed Tonight In My House by Mcaise: 11:28am On Nov 25, 2016
pweetixandy:
op why u lying, why dafuq u lying, hmmm oh my God, stop fuqqing lying!!



computer snake
Dafuq u gotta say now huhhuh

Phorqing say something na..
Science/TechnologyRe: The Car Made By A Student Of John Bosco Institute Of Technology Ondo (Video) by Mcaise: 7:40pm On Nov 23, 2016
oya he should enter inside an drive it na
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Including CGPA In Curriculum Vitae Or Resume, Necessary Or Unnecessary? by Mcaise: 10:08am On Nov 13, 2016
It is prohibited to put your cgpa on your cv unless ur cgpa is less than 2.00.
CelebritiesRe: Man To Rita Edochie: "You Are Turning Me On" by Mcaise: 7:17pm On Oct 24, 2016
H-o-r-n-y dude suddenly becomes an "I pass my neighbor".
RomanceRe: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend Of 14 Years (Photo) by Mcaise: 11:26am On Oct 05, 2016
so he started dating her from the day her parent took her to church for child dedication
EducationRe: Check Out My Sister's Waec Result by Mcaise: 11:47pm On Aug 06, 2016
na so so C C C she dey get. Her name na CECILIA?
RomanceRe: Why I Can Never Date A Man That Aint Wealthy by Mcaise: 11:44pm On Jun 11, 2016
raayah:
You do you jare!
Everyone has standards and desires!
If you want a wealthy man, go for it.
I hope you find a sexy and handsome wealthy man who will meet your needs.
Girls like u end up celibate at 64yrs being a choir mistress at Olumba.
RomanceRe: Why I Can Never Date A Man That Aint Wealthy by Mcaise: 11:39pm On Jun 11, 2016
Kasimaramma2:
Seems you all got it wrong. I can infer that smokinggunz z the most foolish of all.
But let get it straight.
I dont sleep around.
I live my normal life and if a rich guy that loves me askes me out i accept. And after a while i get tired of the relationship and walk out. Simple
I dont go scouting for rich dudes to sap n dump.

Now please if you have nothing reasonable to say, just hush your bouche and read comments
Wor-wor shat ur trap.
aboqi sef u never get.
rich guy, u don see 100k for ur account before.
classy divas don't talk like u...u broke, get the fvck off the internet.
RomanceRe: Why I Can Never Date A Man That Aint Wealthy by Mcaise: 11:32pm On Jun 11, 2016
Kasimaramma2:
I dnt sell my body. I only demand for money..
I say shararp, see mumu oh. Who wan fvck dirty girl? Shift.
RomanceRe: Why I Can Never Date A Man That Aint Wealthy by Mcaise: 11:29pm On Jun 11, 2016
Kasimaramma2:
The only person that has said smefn reasonable...but you have to understnd somefn. People get hurt only when they are love. I dont love pple, i onli use dem,so i cant get hurt
Shararp...u r not that clever. You wey na only half indomiee u chop since morning wan come dey form diva. Ode, who dash u money.
My friend go and shave.
FamilyRe: Cobbler And His Wife Welcome Triplets In Uyo, Cry For Help (pics) by Mcaise: 8:38am On Jun 04, 2016
LAZY MAN go and work and dont turn ur blessings to a curse.

When you were penetrating, you forgot to ask for penetration assistance. ode!
RomanceRe: How To Spot Broke Girls Trying Too Hard To Impress by Mcaise: 8:48am On May 08, 2016
Jadekitana:
Seems the last part of my thread really Pained you! Pele. Old people shiver when bones are mentioned, now go back to your cage, lemme read other comments.
Oohh My Lawd...that got me in the spine. We got a monkey in the house..yea?
RomanceRe: How To Spot Broke Girls Trying Too Hard To Impress by Mcaise: 8:45am On May 08, 2016
Jadekitana:
Sorry dude a girl who spends 70k on makeup who doesn't do anything for a living is either a prost1tute, hustler or is trying too hard to impress hence she's broke. There's nothing you can tell me small boy! What do you know? You think a sensible lady who works hard for her money would spend 70k to buy powder and eye shadow? Have small sense please don't disgrace yourself here. If her salary is much why not? If she earns a good pay oh yes she's free to spend it how she likes. Not someone who dresses everyday to snap pics in the mall and comes back home doing nothing buying expensive phones and makeup, where did she get the money? Later it's same you with a loose mouth that would come here calling ladies h0es whereas you encourage it. Abeg swerve jare! Come up with an intelligent comment
Day-uhm... sie ba por!
RomanceRe: How To Spot Broke Girls Trying Too Hard To Impress by Mcaise: 8:40am On May 08, 2016
vizkiz:
[b] I don't need to be a lady before using my IQ to judge those "lists" you have up there.

A girl using am expensive phone is broke? Do you know what she does for a livinghuh

They spend too much on make ups so they are broke? Seems the kindda make ups you use are the 700naira own. So when you see a girl spending 70k on make up you think she is brokehuh?

Going to expensive restaurants in groups? I have never ever visited a restaurant alone. It is either i am on a date or with friends because I hate sitting alone in a public place. So does that makes me brokehuh

They use fake leg chains. Well you are somehow right here but do you know aunty linda ikeji bought some fake handbags few weeks ago? Is she brokehuh

They worship their boyfriend. You have to be shallow in thoughts to think that way. Because a girl "adores" her man doesn't make her broke. Some people cherish what they have because you don't know what they have been through in the past

They are always on nairaland. Now this is stuppid... Do you know how many millionaires are on nairalandhuh Do you know how much people make here daily apart from the founder (seun) not everybody comes here to display stupidity like you frequently do


[/b]
Shieeerrt! Now that's some thunderbolt come back speech. You nailed someone in a coffin!!
PropertiesRe: Can I Build A 5-bed Room Bungalow In Half Plot Of Land by Mcaise: 8:14am On May 08, 2016
promofleetmc:
My brother don't let people discourage you that u will have tiny rooms on this plot.That size u have is a superb half plot.u can visit Diamond estate phase 2,lasu -isheri road ,Lagos and see wonders.The size of the rooms are like 10x12 and u will have 4 with 2bedroom ensuit and a master bedroom.This makes total room five.The challenge is The building will be like 3ft close to d fence from back and 2 sides.The forth size can take 2 cars sitting on ur soakaway.
Even if your bedroom is 20x20,u body size can't be more than 6x6.No be make we sleep wake up?
Go start it,it's achievable.I built on same size but a 4bedroom duplex and 2 unit of room and parlour and space for 6 cars.
Ikwerre man, you will do well at living in an ant hill.
PropertiesRe: Can I Build A 5-bed Room Bungalow In Half Plot Of Land by Mcaise: 8:13am On May 08, 2016
promofleetmc:
My brother don't let people discourage you that u will have tiny rooms on this plot.That size u have is a superb half plot.u can visit Diamond estate phase 2,lasu -isheri road ,Lagos and see wonders.The size of the rooms are like 10x12 and u will have 4 with 2bedroom ensuit and a master bedroom.This makes total room five.The challenge is The building will be like 3ft close to d fence from back and 2 sides.The forth size can take 2 cars sitting on ur soakaway.
Even if your bedroom is 20x20,u body size can't be more than 6x6.No be make we sleep wake up?
Go start it,it's achievable.I built on same size but a 4bedroom duplex and 2 unit of room and parlour and space for 6 cars.
Ikwerre man, you will do well in living in an ant hill.
PropertiesRe: Can I Build A 5-bed Room Bungalow In Half Plot Of Land by Mcaise: 8:11am On May 08, 2016
promofleetmc:
My brother don't let people discourage you that u will have tiny rooms on this plot.That size u have is a superb half plot.u can visit Diamond estate phase 2,lasu -isheri road ,Lagos and see wonders.The size of the rooms are like 10x12 and u will have 4 with 2bedroom ensuit and a master bedroom.This makes total room five.The challenge is The building will be like 3ft close to d fence from back and 2 sides.The forth size can take 2 cars sitting on ur soakaway.
Even if your bedroom is 20x20,u body size can't be more than 6x6.No be make we sleep wake up?
Go start it,it's achievable.I built on same size but a 4bedroom duplex and 2 unit of room and parlour and space for 6 cars.
Ikwerre man, you will do well in living in an ant hill.
PropertiesRe: Can I Build A 5-bed Room Bungalow In Half Plot Of Land by Mcaise: 8:09am On May 08, 2016
legalbizonline:
please, this is not funny.
It's actually hilarious grin
PropertiesRe: Can I Build A 5-bed Room Bungalow In Half Plot Of Land by Mcaise: 8:07am On May 08, 2016
EgunMogaji:
In a country where land is dirt cheap (pun) I'm not sure why you folks like sandwiching yourself on postage stamp size lots.
T.K.O
RomanceRe: Favourite Sex Positions In Bed - Nigerians Respond (Very Hilarious Video) by Mcaise: 11:54pm On Apr 19, 2016
The Hausa man that wants to start his madam like a generator says he loves breast. Notin wet milk fit do for dat face wey burn like that oh
CelebritiesRe: Meet Basketmouth’s Elder Brother, Godwin Okpocha,comic Artist.. See His Artwork by Mcaise: 5:26am On Mar 28, 2016
misspicy:
WoW,I want to be his baby mama tongue
keep that restless pusie on lock down now bae...keep it down.

ona plenty ok? you just come
FamilyRe: Lady Looking For A Husband For Her Mother On Twitter by Mcaise: 12:15am On Mar 21, 2016
Or in case your mother is a widow...
PoliticsRe: Cyril Dum-Wite Arrested During Rerun Election (Video) by Mcaise: 5:44pm On Mar 19, 2016
Moneyhatesme:
Sorry, she dont do Pușšy ass ZOMBIES.. Demented fork
I swear I'll do her ass..even while you watch me grind her from behind dude.
PoliticsRe: Cyril Dum-Wite Arrested During Rerun Election (Video) by Mcaise: 4:39pm On Mar 19, 2016
Moneyhatesme:
Buhari is a security threat to Nigeria and Nigerians, like if u agree
This post makes me wanna fork your girl so hard right now. heediiott!
PoliticsRe: In Kumala, Army Kills Boko Haram Members & Recover Weapons (photos) by Mcaise: 8:14am On Mar 18, 2016
johnmark1234:
I think they say Jana no buy weapon he Stoll all the money so were thid they get this one to fight haram' because I now this man call Mumu buhari never buy pin.
I've warned you several times to stop taking that thing, now see u can't even make a full sentence. Smh.
PoliticsNiger Delta Weeps by Mcaise(op): 12:53pm On Feb 09, 2016
Your own resource belongs to ALL. However, my God-given resources belongs to me alone.
In other words; Your own is ours to share; but my own is for me alone.


RIVERS' OIL = NIGERIA'S PROPERTY
KEBBI'S GOLD = KEBBI'S PROPERTY

BAYELSA'S OIL = NIGERIA'S PROPERTY
ONDO'S BITUMEN = ONDO'S PROPERTY

AKWA-IBOM'S OIL = NIGERIA'S PROPERTY
BENUE'S LIMESTONE = BENUE & DANGOTE'S PROPERTY

delta'S OIL = NIGERIA'S PROPERTY
KOGI'S IRON ORE = KOGI'S PROPERTY

IMO'S OIL = NIGERIA'S PROPERTY
KWARA'S GOLD = KWARA & SARAKI'S PROPERTY

EDO'S OIL = NIGERIA'S PROPERTY
ZAMFARA'S GOLD = ZAMFARA'S PROPERTY

ABIA'S OIL = NIGERIA'S PROPERTY
BAUCHI'S URANIUM = BAUCHI'S PROPERTY

CROSS RIVERS SMALL OIL = NIGERIA'S PROPERTY
KANO'S COPPER = KANO'S PROPERTY

ANAMBRA'S SMALL OIL = NIGERIA'S PROPERTY
PLATEAU'S TIN = PLATEAU'S PROPERTY

This, i believe is injustice. It is not the ONE-NIGERIA, i bargained for.
i still wait to hear how much Limestone is utilized by Dangote for Cement production. i still wait for stern action on those operating the illegal mines all across Northern Nigeria.

For me; it's either we share all resources OR we share none

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