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Romance › Re: Guys Are No Longer Finding Dark Skinned Women Attractive by McBrooklyn(m): 11:28am On Oct 13, 2016

Lawlahdey:
Awww *runs outta thread*
Catch me if you can

*Runs after her*

Baby, where did you think you're running to now??

Romance › Re: When You Become Rich Will You Take Back A Girl That Left You When You Were Poor? by McBrooklyn(m): 11:24am On Oct 13, 2016

chris2face:
In ur last signature u said Bleep one moderator and I remember someone telling u it might attracts a lengthy ban and still u left it so am glad u have let go

No, that was actually my alternate, Bruh!!

You actually didn't noticed cos I do typed the same way

Romance › Re: When You Become Rich Will You Take Back A Girl That Left You When You Were Poor? by McBrooklyn(m): 11:15am On Oct 13, 2016

MuddyHandsNFeet:
[color=#ff9999]Kay.But know it's not necessarily ur impact but her craziness but whatever you like[/color]

What I posted earlier ain't no craziness now, but it's the handiwork of LOVE

Romance › Re: When You Become Rich Will You Take Back A Girl That Left You When You Were Poor? by McBrooklyn(m): 11:14am On Oct 13, 2016

chris2face:
Am glad u have changed ur signature

What's up with my signature, Bruh??

Romance › Re: Guys Are No Longer Finding Dark Skinned Women Attractive by McBrooklyn(m): 11:11am On Oct 13, 2016

Lawlahdey:
i feel like knocking you on d nose right now

Lol, and I feel like wrapping my hands all over you now sweetheart

Romance › Re: When You Become Rich Will You Take Back A Girl That Left You When You Were Poor? by McBrooklyn(m): 11:07am On Oct 13, 2016

Presh900:
So even if na her papa dey call , she go talk like that.??

No now, I guess that should be for unknown callers now

Romance › Re: When You Become Rich Will You Take Back A Girl That Left You When You Were Poor? by McBrooklyn(m): 11:06am On Oct 13, 2016

MuddyHandsNFeet:
[color=#ff99cc]No. You don't seem 2 understand.
When you wanna get ride of her she won't go
She'll it wedding day and try and take out(read kill ) it wife!!!!! The chick is crazy!!!!![/color]

Lol, Nigga, that's why it's good to leave a trace on exes life so you won't prolly be forgotten forever

Romance › Re: When You Become Rich Will You Take Back A Girl That Left You When You Were Poor? by McBrooklyn(m): 10:59am On Oct 13, 2016

Presh900:
You dey mad o

Lol, Baba wetin ah take do you now??

Romance › Re: When You Become Rich Will You Take Back A Girl That Left You When You Were Poor? by McBrooklyn(m): 10:58am On Oct 13, 2016

MuddyHandsNFeet:
[color=#ff9999]That's a sign of posseviness not loyalty.
That girl prolly crazy
when you break up she won't EVER go from you[/color]

Exactly!!

Celebrities › Re: Rapper, Ycee Takes Up Job As An Attendant In Shoprite (PICS) by McBrooklyn(m): 10:55am On Oct 13, 2016

prela:
wor e dat? ***in jenifas voice***

Lol, that's actually what I saw yesterday ma'am

Romance › Re: When You Become Rich Will You Take Back A Girl That Left You When You Were Poor? by McBrooklyn(m): 10:26am On Oct 13, 2016

I want a girlfriend that will be so loyal and trustworthy to the extent that when her cellphone rings, she will be like: "This is Mc.Brooklyn girlfriend, and how many I help you??"

[size=25pt]L-O-L [/size]

Romance › Re: When You Become Rich Will You Take Back A Girl That Left You When You Were Poor? by McBrooklyn(m): 10:25am On Oct 13, 2016

[size=35pt]HELL, NO!!! [/size]

Romance › Re: See Some Hilarious Photos To Prove That “love Is Really Blind” by McBrooklyn(m): 10:17am On Oct 13, 2016

L-O-L

Celebrities › Re: And Bobrisky Gets His First Magazine Cover (pics) by McBrooklyn(m): 10:07am On Oct 13, 2016

lalasticlala:
Why do bloggers like giving this dude attention? Who d hell is he?

Lol, Baba don vex

BTW, I think this is the first time I'll see you commenting on a thread

Travel › Re: Nigerian Lady Gives Oyinbo Peppersoup In US, Then Lands In Police Station (Pics) by McBrooklyn(m): 9:20am On Oct 13, 2016

And the lady after the dude start crying be like ====>

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Travel › Re: Nigerian Lady Gives Oyinbo Peppersoup In US, Then Lands In Police Station (Pics) by McBrooklyn(m): 9:20am On Oct 13, 2016

Lol, Dude after eating the pepper soup be like ====>

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Celebrities › Re: Twitter User Calls Out President Buhari For Signing A Letter With His Name Spelt by McBrooklyn(m): 9:11am On Oct 13, 2016

Celebrities › Re: Twitter User Calls Out President Buhari For Signing A Letter With His Name Spelt by McBrooklyn(m): 9:10am On Oct 13, 2016

Same way a Nigga dubbed my surname and matric number join during our first year examination, it was damn crazy and funny Mehn

But the funniest and the craziest thing is we now nicknamed the Nigga "BooHarry" because his name is actually "Harry"

Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Soaring So High With His Felaberation Performance. It Was Lit {photo} by McBrooklyn(m): 9:09am On Oct 13, 2016

Weed! Weed!! Weed!!!

Celebrities › Re: MoCheddah Flashes Skin As She Steps Out In Sheer Top (pics) by McBrooklyn(m): 9:07am On Oct 13, 2016

*Now Playing*

Girls On Drugs By Wale

Celebrities › Re: Rapper, Ycee Takes Up Job As An Attendant In Shoprite (PICS) by McBrooklyn(m): 8:59am On Oct 13, 2016

Wow, this is dope and which brings me to remember what happened yesterday when I was about entering a Shoprite yesterday:

Yoruba ladies are so respectful and well mannered, because I saw one knocking the door before entering Shoprite yesterday

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Celebrities › Re: He Was Black And Now He Is As White As Snow by McBrooklyn(m): 8:58am On Oct 13, 2016

Nigga is back as a gay

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Celebrities › Re: TBT :YBNL Ex-rapper, Chinko Ekun Shares Throwback Picture by McBrooklyn(m): 8:56am On Oct 13, 2016

Still part of the #changebeginswithme campaign

Celebrities › Re: This Plus Sized Model’ S Photos Are Breaking The Internet ! Check Them Out ! by McBrooklyn(m): 8:54am On Oct 13, 2016

mymadam:
Wait, wait, wait... which dog nah? German Shepherd Dog or Rot? Abi na bingo?

Lol, I meant "Doggy" and not "Dog", BTW, wetin concern me concern dog when I'm not a hunter or a night watchman

Phones › Re: Lady Takes Photo In A Ghana-Must-Go Bag by McBrooklyn(m): 8:50am On Oct 13, 2016

Weed! Weed!! Weed!!!

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Celebrities › Re: Yemi Alade With Make Up And Without Make Up by McBrooklyn(m): 8:47am On Oct 13, 2016

Lol, after seeing those lips of hers, then the word "BLÔWJOB" pops straight to my mind

Celebrities › Re: This Plus Sized Model’ S Photos Are Breaking The Internet ! Check Them Out ! by McBrooklyn(m): 8:43am On Oct 13, 2016

Lol, after seeing this picture then the word "DOGGY" comes straight to my mind

Celebrities › Re: Can You Buy This Mo'cheddah's Mesh Top For N10,000 [PICS] by McBrooklyn(m): 8:41am On Oct 13, 2016

soberdrunk:
"Get discharged" If you must insult me, at least do it with correct English

Lol, my bad!! So tell me, when did you GET discharged??

Celebrities › Re: 2baba And Falz Honored With Special Celebrity Packs By Indomie Instant Noddles by McBrooklyn(m): 8:25am On Oct 13, 2016

Lol, and I'm also dedicating this piece below to this my indomitable Bae

"To Bae With Love"

Celebrities › Re: Can You Buy This Mo'cheddah's Mesh Top For N10,000 [PICS] by McBrooklyn(m): 8:20am On Oct 13, 2016*

soberdrunk:
Nigerians and bad bele.............If you dont want to buy move on!!! Dem nor point you gun!!!

Bruh, you always like talking off point. Biko, when did you get discharged from YABALEFT??

Celebrities › Re: Can You Buy This Mo'cheddah's Mesh Top For N10,000 [PICS] by McBrooklyn(m): 8:14am On Oct 13, 2016

Which is what brings me to remember Dominique profile picture:

"Don't buy that $300 bag to have nothing in it, buy that $10 bag to have $290 in it. DON'T GO BROKE WHILE TRYING TO LOOK RICH"

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