₦airaland Forum

DrinkLimca:
lol oga limca was bae mehnn.

LOL... Na why ah talk say make you drink more bae so e go calm you down...

sinaj:
i bin no knw wetin life dey talk nau.

LOL... I see

sinaj:
Happened when I was in primary 1.

Got back from school around 3pm or so, was about bathing when my nxt door neigbour invited me for one party like dat.

Didnt wnt to go o! but changed my mind when i thought of cake icing, chocomilo,banana chewing gum, parago and baloon i would take to school the next day

I quickly accepted and had my bath quickly, couldnt evn wear party cloth coz my hand couldnt reach the wardrobe. I just wore my white singlet nd black host like dat with my koi koi shoe

Left the house open coz I thought i would return early b4 my mum but somehow i later delayed nd stayed there until 7 o clock, didnt know that everyone was looking for me at home. My mum even thought my school driver didnt bring me back nd was accusing him already, she didnt knw dat her child was dancing awilo in one party

I got back past 7 or so nd saw her with some other persons outside nd understood immediately. I was about throwing my precious goody bag away b4 she saw me nd pounced on me...

My mum gave me different styles that left me with tattoos scars. Even disfigured one of my nails lol.

I didnt talk to my frnd until we moved out of dat house.

LMAO... You left the whole house opened and even got everyone worried, you sef no try at all...

Smellymouth:
I miss una pass gaan. Lol.
I gallant pass soldier sef. Buhari nor dey give anybody joy. Iffa catch that guy ehn..

LOL... Oya complete am na, if you catch am Wetin go happen??

Fynestboi:

Secretary General Of Life... Secretary General Toh Badt...!! Wehdone Sir!!!

Kelblaq:
That guy is high on soaking garri lol

LMAO... And I think he'll be fine after drinking more Limca ASAP...

Criticize001:
Do you mean 85strokes of dick?? Cuz Ayam not understanding

Dude, TBH I wish 85 strokes of nothing but common sense can fall on you tonight...

DrinkLimca:
Rubbish!!!!!!!!! After shouting happy new year and thanking God for yet another year, you actually expect me to go to the beach on the second day of 2018 abi?

Tell who sent you that the devil is a lie according to Jayz..
.By the way, i will never attend any get together party by nairalanders, even if the venue is a block away from me...

You expect me to rub shoulders with all these jambites and ugly girls and local guys?
no offence to cool guys like vizkid, but i want a get together party with strictly by invitation.... where big guys like synzu , no favours, caring guy etc. will attend, that way, i get to rub shoulders with real people...

Note: right now playing blessings by big Sean ft Drake...


Note before you quote me to say rubbish, you have to come to our fast lane life to see how we live...


I don't see heaven, much better than this.

by the way, by January, i will be in Malaysia, so no need...

I am here for a good time and not a long time.

No vex, Bruv...Drink more Limca make you calm down abeg...

Smellymouth:
Hahhhhaha.. United States of Warri abi?
Baba, ma binu jare. Akant forget you ni. How everything bruh?

LMAO... Everywhere good, Bruv.. Boys just dey miss you anyhow as you sneak comot without telling nobody... Wetin dey na??

DeadRat:
i Even Piss for Body Sef... From That Day I Become Obedient Son

Obviously... You no fit chop all those kind Jackie Chan karate beatings make you no humble henceforth na...

Smellymouth:
Mac....... Evening bro. Guess it's been ages.

Oga Boss, how far na?? How Yankee life na?? Omoh, you just forget this your boy sha...

Smellymouth:
See you there Ekun..

Wow, look who is back if not the runaway Smellymouth??

HERSLEY:
lolzzzz u r ryt Buh the college headmaster is my uncle

LOL... I see... TBH, I love headings that has bearings too...

DeadRat:
I Was like 10 then... I Narrated The Position Of All The Rooms In My house To My Friend, i Told Him Who And Who Slept There... I Didnt Know My Dad Was Listening, me Wey Be Idiot Just De Happy De Laugh Until i Enter House... When I Enter House That Day, i Won Die From Cane. My Papa say Me And My Friend Na Armed Robber, say we De Plan Robbery, We Won Come Rob Am (10years Old Robber) i Collect Beaten That Day Like The Kind Beaten Jackie Chan de Give Enemies

LMAO... You sef

FvckShiT:
[color=#F535AA] I fuçkin made my cousin súck my fuçkin çoçk when I was 7[/color]

Yeah, fûcking right... After all, that's what made you "Fûckshit" anyways...

Papiikush:
I was caught having sex with our neighbor's daughter in their flat. I really don't wanna go into details.

Nigga, na sex go kill you last last... Madt Man

HERSLEY:
lol I'm team heading o

Heading ke?? When you're not related to 'em "headward" family...

HERSLEY:
lol I want u to pull some offset shit on me u r really updated. I like that

LOL... You can say that again... Then we can continue the "dicking" after that...

HERSLEY:
cardi b

What's up with Cardi B?? Or you want a ring on your finger just like Cardi B too??

HERSLEY:
u won't use it on me o

Well, I wasn't planning to in the first instance...

danieljessy:
spot on bro,I would have loved to give a medal to u
Girls are never too busy for the one they like.He should just move on to the next one

LOL... That's the fûcking truth, Bruv... Some girls sef; Rita Lori chicks forming Rita Ora...

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Scarcity Na the reigning thing now o

I dey sha..[/color]

LOL... Na so everything just scarce for Naija nowadays... This kind OP's babe scarce like madt sef...


Anything for the boys na??

donjosh47:
THANKS MAN... U're making me to change my perspective about her

Chase a check, never chase no bîtch Bruv... The street watchword...

donjosh47:
Please, advice me on what am gonna do

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Whats good bruv? [/color]

Mehn, boys just humble... How your side na?? Mehn, you scarce pass dollars nowadays sef...

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Disgusting cameltoe.

You Fück that bïtch and you’re gonna get an incurable penile cancer coupled with tons of newly discovered STDs scientists never heard about. [/color]

My Bruva...