₦airaland Forum

laribari:
OP, number 5 is pure class and number 2 is dope.

I dawg my hat for you.

Number 9:

once she comes in with her friend/friends, don't be bothered about it especially if you have a deep pocket. In this kind of situation, let her and her friends buy everything they want and even insist they do take away too. Let them place all the orders at once; pay the bill and walk out on them without saying a word. Her conscience will explode and she will surely look for you. Don't ever pick her call or return her text message.

This actually happened somewhere in festac and the babe knew she had lost someone. She beg tire. Shebi you wan chop the guy, una go chop Belle full. Let's see if that one day will change anything.

Damn... And now this what we call "classy"... You valid, Bruv...

Divay22:
When it comes to money, let the Elder one go first..

Alright.. All the best.

SMH... Shoro niyen??


Thanks babe...
❤

Divay22:
That ladies first doesn't really go down well with me...

What's the plan for today.. Any class or test or Assignment you didn't do

LOL... But if it were to be about money wish now, it would go down damn well with you... Huh??

Neither... The school exam started already today but I'm starting mine on Wednesday..

I emailed you with my alt... My gmail is connected to that one, guess it would be a lot easier with that one...

Divay22:
I'll take the wheel, seems i gat balls more than you

Muslim, Christian or Atheist

LOL... You wish .... Guess I'm just tryna follow the protocol... "Ladies first"...


Muslim... Christian... Atheist

Divay22:
Then it's house CARING fellowship

SMH...You wish...

Divay22:
Okay.

Meaning you rarely attend

So how're we going about it??

LOL...

Divay22:
So what do you think is happening there

Lord knows...

Divay22:
You said trade by barter right?
So what's my own trade

How was your day and i hope you went to church ?

LOL... We gon be trading the same commodity na...


Nah, not much of a fan...

Divay22:
House caring fellowship

Indeed...

Divay22:
Not mine..
An idle mind for me is a creative mind, just that we ain't putting it to use .

Yeah, and I'm happy for you..

Divay22:
Your lazy student life you mean...
Well.i might likely be working as from first next month

SMH... Depends on your own definition of "lazy student life"...

Well, that's nice... " Idle hands are devil's workshop"... Or so they say..

Divay22:
Wish i could be busy like you..
But i will soon

LOL... Student life na, e no easy ... Plus Nairaland ain't how it used to be those days, so the addiction is declining err'day... BTW, what do you mean by "I'll soon"??

Divay22:

It's so na right

Oh baby .... Chei, no be so ooo... Been fûcking busy these days AhsweartoGod... I got your mention on my alt account few days back but I was so tired then to leave a reply, I'm gonna reply you now... *In Kiss Daniel voice** Jombo Jombo, abeg no vex for me oOoO...

Divay22:
I trust you

Oh sorry about that

Night was the coolest and yours

Yo!! So how exactly are you planning on learning that, babe??


Thanks, sweet..


Not played... Funny I was playing soccer game with my guy till past 3am this morning when we both got tired... Twas fun while it last though...

Divay22:
Yeah. Soccer game..


Hope your day is going well?

*In Falz voice*.. It's a simple sturvs!! LOL


Yeah, it's just that catarrh and headache wan finish thank God it has subside a little bit this morning ... Good morning and how was your night, sweet??

Divay22:
Last week i entered a game store, and i fell in love with the way a girl there was handling the pad,she was good..it was interesting,and it was fun ..
So am open to learning it.

Because you left without notice
Well good to see you again, am happy now.

LOL... That means you wanna learn how to play soccer games and not the real soccer match, aye??


LOL... Me too; I'm happy for me!!

Divay22:
Yeah.. I'll love to

I don't know..you just vanished into thin air (just so you know, am not happy)

Wow, seriously?? And why do you wanna learn, BTW??


Vanished into thin air?? .... My bad, I'm sorry!! Why ain't you happy, BTW??

Divay22:
Yeah... It's the truth..
And who will teach me how to play soccer

Ghosted you to were it's a lie, have not been seeing you

LOL... I hope so...


You wanna learn how to play soccer??


Seriously?? ... If you've not been seeing me, then where else would I've been??

Divay22:

Why looking at me like that

I'm angry at you though, after collecting our wishes you just left like that

Errm... Just wondering if what you wrote up there is the actual truth...


Our wishes??


Nah, I never planned on doing that now.. You're the one that ghosted me now

Divay22:
Simplicity No much drama Love for humanity and free spirited

BeeBeeOoh:
badBOI! cunt too dey tOtOri u 4 body

You probably taught me well, Boss...

frustratedrat:

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BeeBeeOoh:
hahahahahahahaha! Funny dude, just CUNTinew

Badt guy, you too like "cunt"... Your keyboard dey recognize am sef...

BeeBeeOoh:
u no serious I swear

LOL... You know say man shall not live by bread alone na...

BeeBeeOoh:
u had craze kpata-kpata I swear....lols

LOL... Na your own legacy me just dey follow ooo, Oga mi Sir...

twerkjack:
UR ONLY SAYING THAT COS U PROBABLY HAVE A CIGARETTE SIZED DICK OTHERWISE U WOULD KNOW THAT PUSSY CAN NEVER GET TOO BIG FOR A FULL, 8INCH, WELL ROUNDED DICK......

LOL... So you wan dey brag with your 8 inches dick now, ain't you?? No be your mate dey get 11, 13, 15 inches...