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TSOM:
Worthless, simpleton-esque whôre!

"...Maintenance..."?! You're suggesting men should pay for sex they have with you?

You're nothing more than a pleasure toy to be discarded at will.

Cursed may you be for reinforcing the stereotype that all women are playthings and sex objects.

I have never dated a woman who expects to be paid for sex, still I am not. There are still rare ones I interact with.

A thousand curses on you for giving those good girls a bad name!

Mariinee:
Na muscle e go use knack?
Pass.

SMH... You too like dick...

Divay22:
It is
What's that

Iffa catch you...

I can believe you're seriously asking me that...

Divay22:
Yeah.. It's all over you

Ain't no need... I don't fight no more too, I simply walk away like the boss that i am.

You shîtting me... It ain't that obvious


Boss... My foot!!

Divay22:
Tell me if you've always won a fight
You would have supported me or helped him out?

Unfortunately, I detest fighting a lot...

Depends on what the fighting is all about...

Divay22:
I no fit explain how he happen, na for school, abi for house, or for Well when we dey fetch water.... but i know say i don chop beating way make me wan commit suicide

I run reach river make i jump enter water, omo I see death run go house back go cry ..

It all happened when we were fetching water from the Well, and a boy i was at least a year other than was dishing out words to me, only for the rest kids still waiting to fetch water to tell me i was afraid of this small rat, that i couldn't beat him..

So out of over confident or (make i no fall my hand) i went to him and slapped him, na so fight start o, the guy beat me ehn, I was just on the ground crying and when i stood up, gathered the Lil courage i had and with shame i cried home,and i made a mistake of telling my mum, she added her own beating that made me wanted to commit suicide and i went to bed without eating that day, in her words "It useless feeding me "


Days later we met at the Well again, now this boy was using what he did to get back at me, other kids around the well were just hailing him, my spirit was so angry, i really wanted revenge..
I asked him to stop talking that it was okay, he matched to my front and told me what will i do if he doesn't stop, out of anger and pains, I carried my empty rubber bucket and use it to hit him hard, boy landed on the ground and i kept using the bucket to hit him, dude say his blood and he was weak and they took him home, only for the mum to match to my house later that evening to report to my mum.... One word i didn't say..

And not until we left that location, the boy never talked to me again, he eventually became scared of me....That's one among the things you see when you grow up in the Street

Coward!! How I wish I was there then when the boy was giving you the beatings of your life...

godofuck231:
I was 16 and still in secondary school when was introduced by a senior prefect to sucking her nipples, on a said afternoon after school she took me home for my drug and started administering nipocilin, somehow things go heated and I took off my cloths after some time I discovered someone at the door looking at me, her mother was home, got some strokes that made me look like a tiger, couldn't seat properly for days, got a whole park of ass flogging martial arts

So you were flogged for sucking her daughter's tips even though you were invited??

Mariinee:
Hmmmm
L.ezz L.sofdk Kin.gtom Don't.npoker Smell.ymouth Emp.erorlee McBroo.klyn Pap.iikush Trap.hedges IamLe gend1

Oh Baby... Oya chop kiss!!!

Pinkberry5:
:-o savage

mamajaz:
Bright Okposa

That's Basketmouth na...

HERSLEY:
m in Lagos

So I'll just come to Lagos and viola, I'll just see you like that??

MikaelsonRx:
The reason your guys fainted wasn't because the TM was expired. He was lucky he didn't die. Tram + alcohol is not a good substance combination. It causes shortness of breath and seizure, or even death if possible.

HERSLEY:
lol Phyno once said diz baes r giving me head like I played corner

LOL.... Abeg enuff of all these heading stuffs jawe... When are we gonna be able to enjoy some real headings with or without bearings biko??

Divay22:
Comman carry one of your patient o..
I heard he escaped from Yabaleft this morning

Cc. McBrooklyn

Funny!! We're already preparing for another manhunt and I can assure ya we're gon catch him before dawn... We're deeply sorry for the inconveniences!!

sirvictor21:
I dn partially agree pending when she pays in cash or kind

LOL... Badt guy, no worry she'll definitely pay in "kind" cos I know you ain't gon need her "cash"..

sirvictor21:
lol...d babe still de ask for forgiveness anytime she sees me

And you sef mo fit gree forgive her after the beating wey ypu chop...

kristen12:
I insulted my dad ( its what my mum said but I don't remember doing it) because i didn't want to wash plate. My mumsy poured hot water on me and beat hell out of my life. I ran away from home with my singlet and pant, an old woman saw me and came to beg my mum for me. My mum swore with her life that she'll never touch me and even knelt down to thank the woman. I thought she had forgiven me.
I did not know when she locked all the doors and came to meet me with 5 slim canes. She beat heaven and hell out of my life. I thought I will die.

She doesn't even remember when I talk about it now

LOL... That's life living with African parents... And I hope you won't be strict with your own kids like that too??

sirvictor21:
IEhmmmm(clears throat)
The worst beating i dn receive in my life was bak then in my primary 5......one fateful Wednesday i collected d #200 my dad kept at his bedside nd zoomed off to skul feeling lyk dangote
I flexed my classmates just to show off cos of one fairy queen i was eyeing. later I went home feeling lyk hushppupi cos I made many female friends, later in d evening one gal dat has been disturbing me for friendship nd i refused on many occasions came nd reported me 2 my dad.......d kind military beating I was given with belt dat day i will neva forget it...my mum dat wanted to save me for collect beating too....
The next day at skul if u see my body ehhh....since dat day I dreaded ever offending my dad again.....end of my story

LOL... The girl sef wan chop your money but you no gree, the girl con vex... The girl no know say even your boo get a boo

sexybbstar:
her son.

DrinkLimca:
lol woya what's her hidden moniker?
I've miss her though, i miss her fly fly football boobs and her drama.

SMH... Na wetin you fit miss about her be that??

Oyindidi:
No body for now. Na Bright I dey flog before

Who be Bright??

Oyindidi:
I was over pampered, I wish I received such beating.

That's why I flog when need be

Who you dey flog??

DrinkLimca:
Because you are rashford, i saw from afar how you dazzled her and i was impressed, so i told Barcelona to even buy you to replace neymar..

Clown... Stop flattering me abeg


She still dey Nairaland na, you can simply ask her for the digits...

DrinkLimca:
Because you are rashford, i saw from afar how you dazzled her and i was impressed, so i told Barcelona to even buy you to replace neymar..

Clown... Stop flattering me abeg


She still dey Nairaland na, you can ask her for the digits...

DrinkLimca:
where is Berlyn?
You have her contact?
I still want her like limca.

LOL... And what makes you think that I'm gon have her contact??

Caringguy:
Oh thanks for liking me
But im sorry, i can't like a blank dp

LMAO...