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tosyne2much:
I broke up with my ex because I made her understand that I want to remind a virgin till marriage yet she wouldn't just stop coercing me into sex, to the extent that she added something in my food and when I slept off, she started removing my boxers.. Today, I'm happy I'm out of that relationship

Now, I am happy I'm now dating a lady that respects my decision. We have been dating for more than three years now and no form of kissing or hugging let alone sex.

HERSLEY:
August ain't far

Issokay... Only if ah never lose interest before then sha...

teejaypee:
Who dey lie to you na

LOL... Baba, make you con control chickalas gimme now... Ah hear say na you dey run the chickalas dynasty now...

makydebbie:
I'll scream out my lungs sef.

Keep screaming then... Kuku tell your hubby beforehand to get you guys a soundproof bedroom...

makydebbie:
:-XI dey make plenty noise. In fact I'm always screaming.

LOL.... Iffa hear say you scream...

makydebbie:
My boyfriendsssssss and sugar daddiesssss will be there.

Shey you go dey make noise ni?? Don't worry, me and moi engineers will be there to tune down your volume...

HERSLEY:
my numbers ain't ordinary esp to Nairaland dudes.U would be the first n Prolly d last to av it, that makes u special to me. So bruh... D patience dog, eats d fattest bone

Chei, see Nairaland dudes life.... See my life....

teejaypee:
Boss of laive,

I've been on a low key

I heard you've been chyking all the girls

LOL... Iffa hear say you dey low key, you wey be silent killer...


Chei, me? chyke babes?? Who dey give you that kind info now??

makydebbie:
Wetin you wan do before na.

Babe, you know now... Normal garbage in, garbage out level now... The celebrant sef no suppose go unscathed...

makydebbie:
The white house.

LOL... Security for that place go too tight, person no go fit do anyhow there...

makydebbie:
Thanks dear.

You're welcome, Babe...

So where the turn up at now??

bamisepeters:
love at times get as e be sef.

LOL... Na so Bros...

teejaypee:

Send my cake jorrr

Oga, so you still dey alive so??

makydebbie:
I'm in lagos, comma take it.

Happy birthday, babe... God bless your new age...

HERSLEY:
I call the shots baby

Like seriously?? So I'll have to wait till August 8 before I can even get ordinary 11 digits??

MzJin:
Em fûcking adulting you.......

LOL... You can't keep on fúcking adulting me online just as you've claimed you know...

MzJin:
Gosh just saw d masochist part.........u took my mind bk to d fifty shades of Mcbtookly......are u 1......jst askin

LOL, am I what?? C'mon, are you fûcking kidding me??

redbeans:
you missed her too, right?

Missed who??

paybak:
It's to you all, i wasn't able to re-edit. Buh the message is to ya'll.. Oya bros lefule.fu afon.jashapm.outh mcbro.oklyn.. I really wanna dance and party biko.

Nothing do you, Bro...

HERSLEY:
lol nah... I'm a United fan. Ok here it goes. If we win the Super Cup over real Madrid. Not only that I ll give u my number, I ll come see u wherever u r

Chei, are you fûcking kidding me?? How winning Super Cup wan take influence me having your digits now??

Gimme the digits first... Then you can come see me wherever I am if Manchester United win the Super Cup...

MzJin:
Now u can see d faceless monkey

And do you have to keep on calling yourself call yourself a monkey or are you a masochist??

HERSLEY:
U r a man utd fan huh?

Of course, Babe... Don't tell me that's the condition you're talking about??