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I will leave the class to the toilet whenever our mathematics teacher is coming to teach..

Me and my friends will hang a bus or a truck to It's destination and walk back home with our legs. (Very stupid).

I remembered the day our landlord was coming to visit us and my dad told me to tell him he wasn't around because he was only coming to finish his bottle of schnapp. I told my dad to bribe me but he refused. I kuku tell Landlord say ma papa talk say him no dey around because u wan come finish him remaining alcohol.

My mum usually puts her purse where my hands can't reach.

Correcto Mundo OP! Thumbs up and a High 5 I will inform Baba Wakila to take this advice and resurrect his fish pond. Hehe

Hahahahahaha. Is this not the same guy that was beaten @ a club while showing off as a nollywood celebrity? Royallux don suffer. Hahahaha

Now! This is what i call a ride

[quote author=big-t] What is a tablet? And why is it that costly? How elevated is ur sickness? Are Jumia staffs sick too? If yes, must you me the one to boy them tablets? [/quote]You need phensic.

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AMAZING FACTS ABOUT THE HUMAN BODY

The Skeletal System
- The largest bone is the pelvis, or hip bone. In fact it is made of six bones joined firmly
together.

- The longest bone is the 'femur', in the thigh. It makes up almost one quarter of the body's total
height.

- The smallest bone is the 'stirrup', deep in the ear. It is hardly larger than a grain of rice.

- The ears and end of the nose do not have bones inside them. Their inner supports are
cartilage or 'gristle', which is lighter and more flexible than bone. This is why the nose and
ears can be bent.

- After death, cartilage rots faster than bone. This is why the skulls of skeletons have no nose or
ears.

The Muscular System
- There are about 60 muscles in the face. Smiling is easier than frowning. It takes 20 muscles to
smile and over 40 to frown.

- The longest muscle in the body is the sartorius, from the outside of the hip, down and across
to the inside of the knee. It rotates the thigh outwards and bends the knee.

- The smallest muscle in the body is the stapedius, deep in the ear. It is only 5mm long and
thinner than cotton thread. It is involved in hearing.

- The biggest muscle in the body is the gluteus maximus, in the buttock. It pulls the leg
backwards powerfully for walking, running and climbing steps.

The Circulatory System
- The heart beats around 3 billion times in the average person's life.

- About 2 million blood cells die in the human body every second, and the same number are
born each second.

- Within a tiny droplet of blood, there are some 5 million red blood cells, 300,000 platelets and
10,000 white cells.

- It takes about 1 minute for a red blood cell to circle the whole body.

- Red blood cells make approximately 250,000 round trips of the body before returning to the
bone marrow, where they were born, to die.

- Red blood cells may live for about 4 months circulating throughout the body, feeding the 60
trillion other body cells.

The Nervous System
- The brain looks like a giant, wrinkled walnut.

- Unlike other body cells, brain cells can not regenerate. Once brain cells are damaged they are
not replaced.

- The brain and spinal cord are surrounded and protected by cerebrospinal fluid.

The Immune System
- The skin secretes antibacterial substances. These substances explain why you don't wake up
in the morning with a layer of mold growing on your skin - most bacteria and spores that land
on the skin die quickly.

- Tears and mucus contain an enzyme (lysozyme) that breaks down the cell wall of many
bacteria.

- Lymph nodes contain filtering tissue and a large number of lymph cells. When fighting certain
bacterial infections, the lymph nodes swell with bacteria and the cells fighting the bacteria, to
the point where you can actually feel them. Swollen lymph nodes may therefore be a good
indication that you have an infection of some sort.

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The Digestive System

- Adults eat about 500 kg of food per year.

- 1.5 litres of saliva are produced each day.

- The oesophagus is approximately 25cm long.

- Muscles contract in waves to move the food down the oesophagus. This means that food
would get to a person's stomach, even if they were standing on their head.

- An adult’s stomach can hold approximately 1.5 litres of material.

- Every day 11.5 litres of digested food, liquids and digestive juices flow through the digestive
system, but only 100 mls of fluid are lost in faeces.

- In the mouth, food is either cooled or warmed to a more suitable temperature.

- We get two sets of teeth. Our 20 'Baby Teeth’ are replaced starting at around 6-7 years of age
with our 32 ‘Adult Teeth’.

The Respiratory System

- At rest, the adult body takes in and breathes out about 6 litres of air each minute.

- The right lung is slightly larger than the left.

- Hairs in the nose help to clean the air we breathe as well as warming it.

- The highest recorded "sneeze speed" is 165 km per hour.

- The surface area of the lungs is roughly the same size as a tennis court.

- The capillaries in the lungs would extend 1,600 kilometres if placed end to end.

- We lose half a litre of water a day through breathing. This is the water vapour we see when we
breathe onto glass.

- A person at rest usually breathes between 12 and 15 times a minute.

- The breathing rate is faster in children and women than in men.

[quote author=Okija_juju]https://epicpinterestfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/how-i-met-your-mother-barney-why.gif[/quote]U dey ask me?

You must be HIGH on Kai-Kai.What's good in gambling away 50k to win a fortune you not sure of getting.

elkol: Terrible... May Allah protect us all.

Bloodsuckers!!!

penzino: merlin magic no dey work for people wey no wear shoe wen dem dey grow up ooooo.

Lmao...

Come 2015!! GEJ must GO!

Sheri-koko

Yes! For fear of the unknown

Rest In Peace Papa

yuzedo: Bro, everybody are hating on me on dis thread becaus am reach! Is it fair?

*singing Rick Ross* This niggaz wanna hold me back, this niggaz wanna hold me bACK* Futuring Cellin Dion!

Look @ the way your fooling yourself around. Please just stop.

My mom is always jealous whenever she sees any girl around me

OP! It seems you have those half past 5 eyes. You want my eyes to face west when I'm looking at the east right?

Artistree: Not a nice thing to say...
But with this ur grammer sef the letter suppose lost cos I no know wetin u been wan go teach students for ur PPA.

The Mod just hid my post and your post will be hidden just like your signature implies

Since 10:15am in the morning and the thread is just hitting Frontpage. If it is Tonto Dike's bullshit it will hit the frontpage within a second. Happy Birthday 2u Sir and Many Happy More Years added to you.

Na wa oo

Well, I'm not a muslim but I support their move. The ill treatment passed on that little girl was too much.

EYO FESTIVAL NEVER START NA! What's with the long pant?

nastydamus: Snap them and show us na, that's the whole idea...

Make him snap those rickety legs wey dust don romance taya? Take Time ooo... #kidding#

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skales: Kidnappers everywhere ... Even the poor is not safe in this country anymore

Which way out Nigeria? I'm a rich kid and scared to walk alone dis days

*Tip-toeing behind him*

190:
na so the other one follow her boyfriend go watch chelsea westbrom
before 90mins finish 7 stouts don finish
with 3 plates of pepper soup, i shake my head for my mind i say na person go marry this one so

Hahahahahahahahaaha. Seriously, you are a CLOWN. LWKMD

Good Evening NL,

Actually, I was on my way to Mile 2 earlier today. I boarded a bus from Iyana-Iba going to Mile 2, the journey was smooth until we got to barracks. Due to the bad condition of the road all vehicles where moving slow and steady. I looked outside the window and saw a conductor hanging @ the back of another bus and there was an amputee (a middle aged man) standing at the side of the road with crutches begging for alms under the hot sun. This conductor hanging @ the back of the bus brought out 10naira from his pocket and beckoned the amputee to come and take it. As the amputee came closer, the driver would move the bus a little bit further. Due to the slow movement of vehicles the amputee was hoping to catch up with the bus and collect the money from the conductor. With a smile on his face he begged the conductor to come down and give him the money and the conductor replied "C hustler dey beg Hustler oo abi u think say e easy to get common #10 fiber for Lasgidi? U must be a learner! You go only collect this money if you drop those crutches, jump with one leg come meet me. The amputee laughed so hard that he sat on the floor. Sadly, the conductor didn't give him the 10naira but passers-by gave him money due to the drama that ensued.

[quote author=Okija_juju]Also...

1. If you pour salt inside your wallet at night before you sleep, your money will change to Pounds Sterling.

2. If you pour a little amount of salt inside your egusi soup, the taste will change.

3. Pour salt inside your fuel tank before each journey, it acts as fuel injector cleaner and enhances fuel economy.

4. If you are injured, add salt to the injury.

5. Pour some salt on Psalm 23 before every prayer for immediate response.
[/quote]Salt to Injury? That person will go mad temporarily..Haha