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kokoye: the research is a joke...I cant stand the noise from a crying baby...I tape the mouth shut with cellotape

Damaging his reputation would be the best thing to do and that's by putting him where he really belongs. Are you sure you can do that? I will give you a tip if you can and he will never ever come close to you anytime he sees you.

[quote author=@kenyattaMoore]That's bad manner and it's disgusting!
and there are those who do that and then starting sucking the tea from the bread ,that's really disgusting and annoying .[/quote]

RUDLEBOY: Pls help me on dis 35557299ha And 35557300GH

Use of English = 37;

Christian Rel. Know = 39;

Government = 39;

Lit. in English = 22;

Aggregate = 137

Idowuogbo: u go fear Celeb na! *pops her collar*

anyways.. bck to gbege,so u go off sleeping with every aboki, okoro and lukmon u meet online? liking sex is different from bin so godamn promiscuous ya no? hanhan? u no shame? ur obuluwinsky no get meter? and na wan guy go pack ya fairly-use goods put for house? smh!!

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! U wicked no b small

La Parisienne: Keep waiting for your uber uuggly face to hit the front page. Don't find something useful to do with your life

Damn! That's too much and most especially coming from a lady?

[quote author=Alyricist★Laura][size=16pt]How Thirsty Can a Niqqah Be to Holla at the Same Biitch Under Two Different Names and Two Different Personas!?!?

Mwuahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!![/size]


This Niqqah Starving for Internet Puccy! Mwuahahahaha[/quote]

1. What’s your Nigerian name? - Alex Ikechukwu

2. Were you Born in Nigeria? Yes
3. Favorite Nigerian movie? State Of Emergency
4. Favorite Nigerian song? (NONE)
5. Favorite Nigerian food? Eba na Ofe Olugbo (Eba & Bitter Leaf Soup)
6. When was the last time you were in Nigeria? How many times have you been to Nigeria ? Never left NIGERIA
7. What tribe are you? Igbo
8. Say something in your tribal language? Isi Gbawa kwa gi dia.
9. What do you like most about Nigeria? LOL! NIGERIA IS A JOKE .
10. What do you hate most about Nigeria? Corruption
11. Do you have any Nigerian Nicknames? Iimi okpu (Big Nose), Super 5, Chihuahua
12. What makes you different from other Nigerians? (NOTHING)
13. Do you speak your language? (Not Fluently cuz ppl laugh at me anytime i try to)
14. Do you speak pidgin English? YES!
15. What around your house represents your culture? My dad's red cap
16. What is a ridiculous question you were asked about your culture?
The day a white lady asked me if Nigeria has internet?

bookface: https://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb169/professorellisdtrails/chicken-road.gif

This one no be ordinary chicken ooo

All the best!!

Mobinga: https://i.imgur.com/fx1Blsi.gif

BOYS ARE NOT SMILING OOOO!

[quote author=Okija_juju]I cant wait for the first Nigerian Woman wey go wear this kind dress.. That day, Senate go pass dresscode Laws for Naija... [/quote]

Where is Dayokanu and Bluetooth? Can someone please wake them up? Food Is Ready Ooo

Wow! She is BEAUTIFUL!

[quote author=pretty_boi]Listen to yourself please. So we should contract our sovereignty & national integrity "because we should not be too proud to dash people our country?" If you don't know something,why don't you learn it rather than go & invite someone to rape you. If sex with your wife is not good because you can't satisfy your wife,so rather than learn & train yourself to please your wife,you'd now go & invite another man to come & help you "please" your wife? What a lazy way of thinking. Well you guys & the president hardly surprise me again these days.[/quote]+10000000 Likes

Lilimax: Yuu are not different from your stupid comment . How dare you insult our president .

Can you please shut up and give me a break. Can't you see that he is putting the security of this country at risk. He should resign if he is not capable of handling the affairs of this country properly.

Jonah is daft...

Please Use YOUR personal opinion on this question.

jmoore: clap for yourself. When you become a father you can give your daughters for test driving.. smh

ednut1: wen u bcom a fada mak sure u check dr pants each nit

See MORTAL KOMBAT IN 3D VERSION

Did you fall out from Pluto? :

yuzedo: LOL!

How about some simple logic here shall we..?

Marketer/Producer: Nne, ya looking soooo suweet today baby.
Chika Ike: **blushes like mgbeke village girl she is** kikikiki! "Is" God.
Marketer/Producer: So baby, this role will require you shave ya Brazilian hair inugo?
Chika Ike: Ewoo! My plecious hair? The goddess of okoko kingdom in my village wont allow me shave these locks of destiny o! Mba! I've been growing this Brazilian hair since birth.
Marketer/Producer: Ok asa-nwa , instead of looking for another actress that will take only N130,000 for the WHOLE FILM, we will pay you N5m for shaving only your hair, plus another extra money for your fine Oscar + Grammy acting abilities?
Chika Ike: Youdonmeanit?! Ok. Give me the COMPLETE money up front. You know, i mean, that is how business is na? Okwa ya? Complete mobilization is paid upfront.
Marketer/Producer: Ok nne, it is because you are tooooo sweet o! Chei! Uto-nwa! **signs Savannah Bank cheque for full sum**
...Now baby, gimme dat tin dat is worth N5m inugo? chai!
Chika Ike: Chief Chief! You haff c'u'm again o! ohhhh kikikikikiki! **unhooks wrapper**

Lights Fade/Curtains Close....

Seems Legit!

Hahahahahahahahaha you are not serious

Damn! This is unbelievable!

kambah: That does not the father looting their state's treasury, abi

Stay away from Majek fashek

You look like Fadeyi Oloro

baynix: Atiku Don Carry Shoe Come Yanfu Yanfu!!

Make One Clueless Bas.tard No Come Tell Us Sey Him No Get Shoe Again o!

ROTFLMAO

Orikinla: [size=18pt]
Of course, we can always recognize a mutant of the lunatic fringe whenever we see one.[/size]

Hahahahaha. In Shrek's voice :What are you doing? DONKEY I would think, of all people, you would recognize a wall when you see one.

Guguru Bank of Nigeria Is working Nice one GTB

[quote author=Omo_Tier1][size=18pt]CONFIRMED [/size][/quote][quote author=Roland17]: According to the #CNN, the JFK bombing is "Fire Related"

But they said two bombs were intercepted