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The man is from Ogwa in Mbaitoli LGA and not Mbaise as erroneously reported

So Bishop DO should have sent jet to pick his neighbours to church instead of bus?This guy is not making sense.

New English word Dorcas fapson has arrived.To be Dorcas fasponed means to be wrongfully accused of rape or kidnapping. E.g Jerry be careful with those girls to avoid being dorcas faspened.

The truth is before the man came to meet u in the room,the wife already knows.This is a party game your friend and the husband has been playing for yrs and that is why that door cannot be repaired.The fact that you expected your friend to sound surprised is very funny because she already knows.Your friend was just being careful because of your extreme reaction of changing room by sleeping in the kids room otherwise she would have talked you back to the game.This is my conspiracy theory.

All these celebrities who moonlight as car snatchers with pepper spray and always telling their gang members the position of their next victim via phone.

All these celebrities who moonlight as car snatchers with pepper spray and always telling their gang members the position of their next victim via phone.

Girls are out to disgrace all the married men who claim to be single by proposing to them in open air.Its time for married men to switch to plan B by renting a small room where they will keep their Dolls and be visiting whenever the need arises.

The way girls in some African shithole countries look is very funny

Why would i pay you 800k and still worry about feeding you,buying point and kill and have you nag in my ears when i can just get a very loyal doll that will do all my bidden without complain.

Is PMB really alive?Is Aisha and family tired of the Jubril charade?Will the real PMB please stand up! I repeat,will the real PMB please stand up?I think we got a situation here.

For the fact that the doll arrived like a corps in a casket should give the owner an opportunity for a rethink.

Dolls won't replace women. There's more to women than sex. But this will at least balance the sex equation. Men want sex more than women, women can't give enough so it is a demand and supply situation. These dolls are simple making up for the short supply of sex. Sex is too complicated these days. Especially with the rise of feminism and the new crazily blurred consent standards, u are one bad date from being accused of sexual assault (did u hear what happened to Aziz Ansari?). I think this might be good because it would free up men to have real friendship, relationship and companionship with women without thinking about sex. Women want companionship. Men want companionship AND sex. Enter sex dolls. Worst case scenario if this night doesn’t end in sex, I can go to "Lucy" for sex. Lucy is an equipment, like my phone, like my TV, like my PS4. What we get from these devices, we can get from real life people, but with a lot of complications. The danger though is that some people will go to the extreme and totally zero out women.

Dolls won't replace women. There's more to women than sex. But this will at least balance the sex equation. Men want sex more than women, women can't give enough so it is a demand and supply situation. These dolls are simple making up for the short supply of sex. Sex is too complicated these days. Especially with the rise of feminism and the new crazily blurred consent standards, u are one bad date from being accused of sexual assault (did u hear what happened to Aziz Ansari?). I think this might be good because it would free up men to have real friendship, relationship and companionship with women without thinking about sex. Women want companionship. Men want companionship AND sex. Enter sex dolls. Worst case scenario if this night doesn’t end in sex, I can go to "Lucy" for sex. Lucy is an equipment, like my phone, like my TV, like my PS4. What we get from these devices, we can get from real life people, but with a lot of complications. The danger though is that some people will go to the extreme and totally zero out women.

At least men will not cheat on the doll with another doll because it will cost an extra 5.3 mil to cheat on her.

Oh! no wonder he behaves the way he do whenever i meet him during lunch at Mega chicken Lekki.Eh ya,he is such a guy with good sense of humor and always shouting "I love you Jesus" which is his slogan.

17000 widows Jesus! Meaning 17000 Dead men on the otherside.Lord have mercy.

Famed actor Arnold Schwarzenegger posted a photo of himself sleeping on the street under his famous bronze statue, and sadly wrote "how times have changed"...

The reason he wrote the phrase was not only because he was old, but because when he was governor of California he inaugurated a hotel with his statue. Hotel staff told Arnold, "at any moment you can come and have a room reserved for you." when Arnold stepped down as governor and went to the hotel, the administration refused to give him a room arguing that he should pay for it, since they were in great demand.

He brought a sleeping bag and stood underneath the statue and explained what he wanted to convey: "When I was in an important position, they always complimented me, and when I lost this position, they forgot about me and did not keep their promise. Do not trust your position or the amount of money you have, nor your power, nor your intelligence, it will not last. "

Trying to teach everyone that when you're "Important" in the people's eyes , everyone is your "Friend " But once you don't benefit their interests , you won't matter.

" you are not always who you think you will always be, nothing lasts forever."

I wonder if the Cosmetic surgeon was blind not to see Tonto's village legs in the second picture to consider it for plastic surgery.

Mr Tech guru,how do i retract message that has been screen grab by the receiver?

I will vote Buhari again in 2019 just to purnish those i warned against APC and PMB in 2015

I think you represent the second Q in LGBTQQIP2SAA.please do not allow the devil to win the fight of your soul.keep winning and never to give up or give in.For more knowledge google the meaning of the second Q in LGBTQQIP2SAA

I did not say you cant watch blue film but remember that action will soon become habit,and habits will leads to character, and character will finaly result to destiny.Keep watching

kennyjam:
你是个月
光芒果台
阶层层面包

for anyone who understands chinese, that's my comment.


If u sabi, come teach me make i use am read the comment wey i write too.

你只是输入垃圾。你是个白痴

I thought they said Tagbo is dead?

If hijab is such a mandatory outfit for muslim women to an extent that it is won while bathing,i think the NBA should have a rethink but if not,she should stay banned for bringing religious sentiment into a professional setting.

No erection in Anambra state.We want lefelendum

CARACAS (Reuters) - Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro looked to the world of digital currency to circumvent U.S.-led financial sanctions, announcing on Sunday the launch of the “petro” backed by oil reserves to shore up a collapsed economy.

The leftist leader offered few specifics about the currency launch or how the struggling OPEC member would pull off such a feat, but he declared to cheers that “the 21st century has arrived!”

“Venezuela will create a cryptocurrency,” backed by oil, gas, gold and diamond reserves, Maduro said in his regular Sunday televised broadcast, a five-hour showcase of Christmas songs and dancing.

The petro, he said, would help Venezuela “advance in issues of monetary sovereignty, to make financial transactions and overcome the financial blockade.”

Opposition leaders derided the announcement, which they said needed congressional approval, and some cast doubt on whether the digital currency would ever see the light of day in the midst of turmoil. The real currency, the bolivar, is in freefall, and the country is sorely lacking in basic needs like food and medicine.

Still, the announcement highlights how sanctions enacted this year by U.S. President Donald Trump’s administration are hurting Venezuela’s ability to move money through international banks.

Washington has levied sanctions against Venezuelan officials, PDVSA executives and the country’s debt issuance.

Sources say compliance departments are scrutinizing transactions linked to Venezuela, which has slowed some bond payments and complicated certain oil exports.

Maduro's pivot away from the U.S. dollar comes after the recent spectacular rise of bitcoin, which has been fueled by signs that the digital currency is slowly gaining traction in the mainstream investment world.

The announcement bewildered some followers of cryptocurrencies, which typically are not backed by any government or central banks. Ironically, Venezuela’s currency controls in recent years have spurred a bitcoin fad among tech-savvy Venezuelans looking to bypass controls to obtain dollars or make internet purchases.

NAIROBI (Reuters) - In a heist reminiscent of a Hollywood movie, Kenyan robbers spent months tunnelling into the bowels of a bank located opposite a police station and stole the equivalent of half a million dollars, police said on Tuesday.

Police said they had arrested two men and one woman over the robbery but had not recovered the 50 million Kenyan shillings, reported missing by staff at the branch of Kenya Commercial Bank (KCB) on Monday when they showed up to work.

“We have not recovered the stolen money,” said Simba Willy, sub-county police commander in the town of Thika, northeast of Nairobi, where the heist took place.

“We suspect the robbers hired one of the shops near the bank (while digging their tunnel),” Willy told Reuters.

The robbers were able to remove the earth during their months-long excavations without arousing suspicion by concealing it in boxes, the Daily Nation newspaper quoted local traders as saying.

The traders described the two young men who had rented the store as “very hardworking” and “introverts”.

KCB, which is the region’s biggest bank by assets, confirmed the break-in on Twitter.

But the Kenyans have competition for the title of most ingenious robbery. Last month Brazilian police foiled a plot to rob a Sao Paulo bank after discovering a 500-metre underground tunnel kitted out with lighting and ventilation systems.

https://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-kenya-robbery/in-movie-style-heist-kenya-robbers-tunnel-into-bank-opposite-police-station-idUKKBN1DL1SS

Africans are getting healthier and wealthier...but they are still held back by war and violence: IN MANY ways the story of #Africa in the 21st century is one of #success. Great strides have been made tackling diseases such as HIV/AIDS and malaria. A baby born in Africa today is less likely to die young, and more likely to go to school than one born in 2000. Life expectancy at birth increased by nearly ten years, to 60, between 2000 and 2015. But many Africans also feel less secure than they did a decade ago. Civil wars and social unrest have proliferated, according to an index of how Africa’s leaders are performing.

The #IbrahimIndexofGovernance, produced by the foundation of #MoIbrahim, a Sudanese-British telecoms-billionaire-turned-philanthropist, has been trying to quantify how well countries are run since 2007. It is an ambitious effort involving 100 indicators of such things as political participation, respect for human rights and sound economic management. The latest data, released on November 20th, show a worrying divergence. Of the 26 indicators related to health, welfare and education, 21 have improved over the past decade.

https://www.economist.com/news/middle-east-and-africa/21731508-they-are-still-held-back-war-and-violence

Africa is home to more than half of the top 20 longest-serving political leaders in the world.

They've flouted election laws and splashed tax-payer cash on expensive hotels while clinging desperately to power.

Robert Mugabe has ruled Zimbabwe for 37 years but that's not long enough to put him at the top of the list.

Here are some other African leaders who've shown serious staying power.

Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo — 38 years

President Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo has been repeatedly returned to power in elections condemned as fraudulent.

The leader of the tiny oil-rich nation of Equatorial Guinea became the longest-serving president in the world in 2011, following the death of Libya's leader of 42 years, Moammar Gaddafi.

Mr Obiang swept to power in 1979 when he ousted his uncle, Francisco Macias Nguema, in a bloody military coup.

He's been re-elected every seven years following polls that internationals observers have repeatedly condemned as fraudulent.

During his rule, parts of the population have prospered, with the country boasting one of the highest per-capita incomes on the continent.

But, according to Human Rights Watch, roughly half the population lacks access to potable water, while life expectancy and infant mortality rates are below the sub-Saharan average.

Meanwhile, Mr Obiang and his family have amassed considerable personal wealth. Last month, his son was sentenced to a three-year suspended jail term for corruption by a French court.
Paul Biya - 35 years

Cameroon's 'lion man' Paul Biya has been accused of rigging elections.

Cameroon's President had his first taste of political power as prime minister in 1975 before assuming the presidency seven years later.

Often described as an "absentee landlord" because of his frequent holidays abroad, Mr Biya has been accused of rigging elections in his favour and allowing the constitution to be changed to further his rule.

He's survived several coup attempts and he adopted the nickname "lion man" in 1990 after Cameroon's national football team, the Indomitable Lions, reached the quarter-finals of the World Cup.

Earlier this year, dozens of people were killed and hundreds arrested during a crackdown on anti-government protests in the country's English-speaking regions.

Opposition leader Aboubakar Siddiki was sentenced to 25 years in prison by a military court last month, in a trial Amnesty International described as politically motivated.
Denis Sassou Nguesso - 33 years

Human rights abuses and corruption have reportedly been widespread under Sassou Nguess.

Sassou Nguesso has had two separate stints in the top job in the Republic of the Congo. He was president from 1979 to 1992 before returning to power in 1997 during the country's second civil war.

Like many others, he's courted controversy.

Violence and vote-rigging have become common features of his election campaigns, while human rights abuses and corruption have reportedly been widespread during his time in office.

In September 2006, during the United Nations General Assembly, his entourage reportedly racked up a hotel and room-service bill of about $230,000 — more than the amount of humanitarian aid the country received from Britain the same year.

The following year, Global Witness published documents that appeared to show his son, Denis Christel Sassou Nguesso, had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars of oil revenue on shopping sprees in Paris and Dubai.
Yoweri Museveni - 31 years

A constitutional amendment allows Yoweri Museveni an unlimited presidential term.

Coming to power as President of Uganda in 1986, Mr Museveni was initially celebrated as part of a new generation of democratic African leaders.

Uganda has experienced a period of relative stability and economic growth during his time in office, following the devastating rule of Idi Amin.

But the suppression of political opposition remains a problem, according to human rights groups.

In 2005, a constitutional amendment scrapped presidential term limits, enabling him to rule unchallenged.

An evangelical Christian, he's well known in the West for his decision to criminalise homosexuality in early 2014.
Omar al-Bashir - 28 years

Omar al-Bashir is wanted for war crimes by the International Criminal Court.

President of a country racked by decades of violence and civil war, Omar al-Bashir was a brigadier in Sudan's army when he came to power in a 1989 military coup against democratically elected prime minister Sadiq al-Mahdi.

He's has been accused by the International Criminal Court of organising war crimes and crimes against humanity in Darfur.

Despite an international arrest warrant, he won elections in 2010 and 2015, which were marred by controversy and opposition boycotts.

He faces an international travel ban but has visited Egypt, Saudi Arabia and South Africa nonetheless.

xreal:
Which one is constituency office?

And why are u calling it your property?

This is what happens to someone who behaves childishly.

Dino disappointed me.
From flaunting cars to wines.
Insulting Remi in the house and walking on her street the next weekend.
Dancing and taking selfie with some Halloween acts in US.
Doing the 'ajekun iya' video and posting on the internet.

He is lucky he wasn't mobbed to death the last time he visited his home town.

Even the Saraki he tries to copy visits home almost every weekend. And gets stoned only during Yidi prayers, which he himself have realised and have been avoiding attending the prayer in kwara.

Dino don make me vex already.
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It is clear to me now that most people that comment on nairaland are either childish or illiterates.If I can remember,this young man dino was accused of not having a constituency office and now he has one but due to the negative policking we have herein Nigeria;we can just open our mouth and support stupidity.If you ever listen and watch the senate plenary sessions,you will find out that Dino is not doing bad.

HomeOfMe:
Though it's not good to speak bad about the dead,but my husband just walked in and he told him he was into drugs..

Your Husband seems to know much about this incident.Can we book an appointment with your husband for more details on how the guy died?Where are you located?