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Webmasters / Re: Adsence Login Issues by mcjoe007: 8:11pm On Mar 19, 2016
clear ur browser cache and try to login with the same adsense account details
I tried that but still d same tin
Webmasters / Adsence Login Issues by mcjoe007: 9:37am On Mar 19, 2016
Goodday dear nairalanders and webmasters. last month was a bad month for me and one of the reasons was dat my adsence was banned.i applied and I was pardoned but when I tried login it is telling me dat no adsence acct is associated with the mail address but there are Google ads on my blog
Sports / Re: Its Not Too Late To Join D Winning Group 5-10 Daily..always Smiling by mcjoe007: 8:28pm On Mar 15, 2016
bookers always tink dey ahead but we are not on a slow lane either
pls add 08088881210
Education / Re: Deeper Life Completes "Anchor " University by mcjoe007: 9:48am On Feb 27, 2016
Does Deeper Life have as many subsidised:

- primary
- vocational
- secondary
- technical schools

as the Catholic, CMS, Baptist, Ahmadiya etc had before establishing a university.
Abi na which kind Holy Spirit dey make Kumuyi to start building a house from the roof shocked
Education / Re: Deeper Life Completes "Anchor " University by mcjoe007: 9:44am On Feb 27, 2016
Sometimes I wonder what church has got to do with owning universities... The funny thing is that they're all expensive and not even one - third of deir members can afford it.
Even the secondary school here in Benin is so expensive....

# am not hating.
in Abuja dlhs is abt 150k fr a whole term.it includes feeding of abt 4x daily, accommodation, books, etc.d school don't accept provision or gift from pta.hw is dat expensive wen dat d only way dey get der funding

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Politics / Re: Throwback Photos Of Ghanaians Being Deported From Nigeria In 1983 by mcjoe007: 8:48am On Feb 26, 2016

Nigeria has everlasting flu because it has been sneezing forever maybe that's why Africa especially Nigeria is a hellhole.

Insignificant country with a scavenger for president.
what wrong with u, y are u quoting me. my country is scavenging, is it not better than being beggers and slave ro IMF.oponu despite gaining independence early not to shw.Bleep u and ur asshole, shitty, Godforsaken countryur inferiority complex won't lead u anywhere.

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Politics / Re: Throwback Photos Of Ghanaians Being Deported From Nigeria In 1983 by mcjoe007: 3:19am On Feb 26, 2016
You have been ranting like a bruised, dismembered primate for over 30 minutes without proof!!

Show us proof and please stop shifting the goal post like a drooling newt.

You said it wasn't a Nigerian thing and yet again you said it wasn't Seun. Must Seun create the codes before he can design the forum or site.

Must a sculptor create the sculpting blade and tools he uses in sculpting before he can display and claim his work? Olodo!!! Ode!!!

You said an American created Nairaland, give us the name and proof.

That's why I want you banned.

Saying an American created and designed Nairaland without proof is a sign of hallucinatory dementia!!! grin
A million gbosa for u joor, but u sef get time dey exchange words with one of our slaves since.i suppose flog u small sef.that fool is confused, I jus deh laugh hin comment since.Nigeria is not relevant and der were presido dey talk if Nigeria sneezes d whole of Africa catch cold.free da fool bfore hin dey cry ooo
Autos / Re: 6 Months Registered Chrysler 300c With DVD @N1.480M by mcjoe007: 9:02pm On Feb 23, 2016
You must be joking right?
y did u say so?
Sports / Re: #1,000 To #10,000 Above Returns After 10 Successive Bets. by mcjoe007: 10:59am On Feb 20, 2016

BET 5 = #2,645 * 1.29
pls hw much do u stake
Sports / Re: #1,000 To #10,000 Above Returns After 10 Successive Bets. by mcjoe007: 8:26am On Feb 20, 2016

Once again the the land is greenish. Presido oluwa go bless you for me president of the Green Republic mikey
how much do u stake
Sports / Re: Football Prophecy For 2016 by mcjoe007: 1:06am On Feb 19, 2016
[b]According to the leading of the spirit, I, Otemanuduno, reverse all the curse I have laid on any FOOTBALL CLUB since the beginning of this thread.

I also formally apologise for the misinterpretation of the PSG-CHELSEA game due to my hatred for opponent teams. As I earlier said, which you all see before the game, all I heard was 1-1, 2-1...… but I used human mathematics to give the 2-1 to Chelsea FC when as a matter of fact, PSG was the one at home and it could have been 1-1, 1-2 if the spirit meant the win for CHELSEA FC.

Therefore, as from this moment, I shall only post score results directly without mentioning the winner or loser, except if I am instructed by the spirit to do so.

Also, it is becoming clearer and clearer now that Van Gaal is coming close to his sack as he failed to beat Midtjelland today. What do you think? Do you think he would soon be sacked or not?

I don't hate Man utd, so don't take this speech of mine for another round of hatred.

Once again, all the 18 prophecies shall come to pass, says the spirit.

Special thanks to Igwe44, Dotcomnamename who successfully forced a misinterpretation out of me. And a special thanks to Slam700 who asked series of questions which in the end made me bring out some secret things I was intending to keep secret. You guys are all GENIUSES!!!
reply my pm na

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Sports / Re: Betting Gurus And Wizards. WELCOME! by mcjoe007: 8:17am On Feb 16, 2016
5/02/2016 Wealdstone FC - Oxford City Over 1.5
Fortuna Sittard - SC Telsta Over 1,5 ft 0:3
Volendam - Helmond Sport Over 1.5 ft 2:1
Eindhoven - FC Oss Over 1,5. ft 4:0
Maastricht - Almere City FC Over 1.5. ft 0:0
Venlo - FC Dordrecht 90 Over 1,5 ft 3:0
Sparta Rotterdam - Jong Psv Eindhoven /Over 1,5. ft 1:0
Emmen - NAC Breda Over 1,5. 1:0
Jong Ajax Amsterdam - Go Ahead Eagles Over 1,5 ft 2:2
Den Bosch - Achilles 29 Over 1,5. ft 1:2
Brescia Calcio - Ascoli Over 1,5
Leicester City U21 - Manchester City U21 Over 1,5. ft 1;0
Manchester United U21 - Reading FC u21 /Over 1,5. ft 1:0
good morning sir.wat of today's
Sports / Re: Football Prophecy For 2016 by mcjoe007: 5:30pm On Feb 15, 2016

Remember I told you in one of my responses to you that there is no crime in trying. I started from mere guesswork, failing and failing until the spirit from the world beyond took over when I won't stop trying.

Ask Thomas Edison how many times he has failed before he began to succeed. Fact is when you start succeeding, failures vamoose forever.

Ask Jesus, the son of the Carpenter and he will tell you how people dug into his past also to say 'Are you not the ordinary son of a carpenter?'

Such is nature my brother, Igwe44. I started with guesswork, but since January 1, 2016 when the spirit took over, failure departed.
reply my pm pls
Sports / Re: Football Prophecy For 2016 by mcjoe007: 11:08pm On Feb 13, 2016
1. Barcelona will win the la liga and the Champions League back to back for the first time.

2. Arsenal will lose Home and Away to Barcelona in the UCL.

3. Chelsea will qualify to Q/final ahead of PSG.

4. Man city will not qualify to quarter final despite an easy draw against Dynamo kyev.

5. Man utd will end their unwinning streak in their first match in January.

6. Chelsea's Hiddink will not lose a match in January.

7. Bayern Munich will win the Bundesliga.

8. Tottenham Hotspur will win the EPL.

9. Leicester City will make the Top 4.

10. Man utd and Chelsea will not make the top four.

11. Ighalo and Lukaku will end up the two highest goal scorers in the EPL.

12. Lionel Messi will win the world best.

13. Juventus will claim the Seria A title again.

14. PSG will win the French League.

15. Suarez will be the Highest Goal Scorer in La Liga.

16. Benitez will be sacked before the end of his tenure in Real Madrid.

17. Mourinho will take charge of Man utd but will not still make top four.

18. Real Madrid will drop out at the Quarter Final of the UCL.

prophet, do u also prophecy for financial needs?
Crime / Re: Help!how I Was Duped Of 150,000 Naira by mcjoe007: 11:11pm On Feb 12, 2016

Which kind story be this.
Abeg when is el classico
I hope in ur own time of distress ur helpers would ask for when Nigeria is playing world cup finals.it not like I asked fr ur money
Crime / Re: Help!how I Was Duped Of 150,000 Naira by mcjoe007: 11:09pm On Feb 12, 2016
Bro !!! Chai I feel your pain ...how u wonh take do amh now ? Go to the police. Station .... !!!

Ah but them. Be thief too o
I went der, I also saw one anticrime control squad but dey wer asking me hw I got d money, wer I work and they later left me to arrest one okada man
Crime / Re: Help!how I Was Duped Of 150,000 Naira by mcjoe007: 11:06pm On Feb 12, 2016
This OP is not the smartest of liars.
tnks, dnt take it d wrong way but I hope dat how people respond to u wen ur tyme comes
Crime / Help!how I Was Duped Of 150,000 Naira by mcjoe007: 12:57am On Feb 12, 2016
Good evening everyone, am sorry if this is not the right place to put this. my problem is that I am in ekiti state university, I was duped by some men at old garage who I couldn't just explain how it happened. They collected my atm card and withdrew all d money meant for my school fees and registration all about 150,000 naira.what they did was to take me to one ghetto collected my atm card and few money on me, slapped it on my chest and it dissappeared only for me to get home to receive alert that all my money is gone.pls I need ur help cause I saw how caring people helped a man who was also duped of 3k meant fr data.
After they withdrew all d money and it was getting late, I was begging them to let me go cause I was scared, they slapped my chest again and my atm card came out. they den gave me this number to call when I get home 07069568729, I called d number and he said it was d handwork of his boys.ur help would be appreciated. Thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Top 13 Highest Paying Companies In Nigeria 2016 by mcjoe007: 8:51pm On Feb 03, 2016
Good Morning Nigeria,

Today , we are here with another interesting topic titled ”The Top 13 Highest Paying Companies In Nigeria 2016. Without having to convince anyone on this it would be naturally perceived that this topic is a very serious and crucial one that will be needing careful observation while shedding more light on it .

Today, there is this drive that compels youths to go to school and be educated – they want to be successful people tomorrow so that they can also contribute to the success progress of the society . Getting a white collar job after graduating from school is like forcing a horse to the stream and forcing it to drink water because the demand for white collar jobs are on the high side rendering the chances of securing this jobs very narrow .

Most graduates wants to work in the oil companies because they have already concluded that they can’t make it anywhere else which is very naive and often speculated by prats – sorry to have used that adjective .

The lingering fact that there are greener pastures in the oil world can’t be swept under the carpet but don’t let this illusion blind your ability to tap into other opportunities that comes your way because they barely come by these days .

As a vibrant graduate with a beautiful and impressing certificate , don’t just continue to build your career wall around Oil and Gas companies as there are other big companies that need your managerial expertise . As a partial fulfillment of this expository and educative post i will be listing the Top 13 Highest Paying Companies In Nigeria 2016 and we remain valid even in 2016 and for years to come .

Highest Paying Companies In NIgeria = Consider Working There

1. Dangote Company (FCMG)
2. NNPC (Oil and Gas)
3. Shell (Oil and Gas)
4. Chevron (Oil and Gas)
5. Nestle Nigeria Plc (FCMG)
6. Mobil (Oil and Gas)
7. MTN (Telecoms)
8. Nigeria Brewries (FCMG)
9. Coca-Cala ( Coke Soft Drink Company)
10. Guiness Nigeria Plc
11. Total (Oil and Gas)
12. Access Bank (Banking)
13. Nigerian Civil Service (Government)


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Webmasters / Re: Adsense Users Come In ! >>> by mcjoe007: 9:43pm On Jan 28, 2016
If you know you posses an adsense account either hosted or non-hosted account
drop ur number lets flow and gist about daily earnings, rpm e.t.c.....
Crime / Re: Please I Need Urgent Advice by mcjoe007: 9:13pm On Jan 25, 2016
Still go to the police station and let dem say dey will try dia best. U might be lucky
tnks.i use uba is possible for the bank to help me tracked them cause they used my atm
Crime / Please I Need Urgent Advice by mcjoe007: 8:57pm On Jan 25, 2016
pls is it true police in Ado-ekiti are corrupt? I was duped of over 150k today.what am bring told nau is if I go to the station they would only say they will try their best.please what oda solution can u come up with cause d money is meant for my school fees
Politics / Re: Dasuki And Olisah Metuh's Appearance In Court - The Difference by mcjoe007: 8:23pm On Jan 19, 2016
Am i right or wrong
u are big tribalist.were u not d one posting news dat metuh was eating his statements? u are blogger who needs traffic but use ur blog to promote peace not this.
y didn't u add d duration of wen both were in detention without trials.


Romance / Re: So I Was Banned... This Is What I Have To Say by mcjoe007: 2:58pm On Jan 16, 2016
You and I know I was not supposed to be banned..

Baba iya yan
Strahovski ti take over
Every f!ucking post was a hit
Back 2 Back
From Web masters to Business to Romance yet I was banned
Ko ni da fun Iyalaya anybody
wic country are u from?
Politics / Re: 18 Witnesses To Testify Against Metuh In Court by mcjoe007: 6:01pm On Jan 15, 2016

You captured it correctly, Buhary is still clueless about governance in the 21st century and looking for unnecessary distraction to cover his underperformance and shame.
if buhari is clueless, y not just go to aso rock and take charge pls.
Politics / Re: Buhari Communicating To Soldiers Via Digital Device (Photo) by mcjoe007: 5:52pm On Jan 15, 2016
The so called digital gadget was bought during Jonathan's administration.
na u be d contractor wey buy am? na Gej money dem use buy am.u need to try to be more matured dan dis
Education / subject removed or hidden by mcjoe007: 1:59pm On Jan 10, 2016
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Politics / Re: The Most Industrialised State In Nigeria by mcjoe007: 2:50pm On Jan 03, 2016

Smh! Like say you go fit do am...
Omo see link below BC I don't have all that time in the world for unnecessary argument.


Anambra alone has more than a thousand indigenous companies.

Red roofs enclave dubious thinker of an op. I guess you are now shamed for real good.
SE will continue be the envy of others BC God is involved as IGBO'S are involved.
if Aba or watever has d highest, then y are u not in the state to be working in ur industrialised state? y do u prefer another man's land?.ogun has inadequate infrastructures but still the most industrialised

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Politics / Re: The Most Industrialised State In Nigeria by mcjoe007: 2:18pm On Jan 03, 2016
Oil soup list.


Anambra alone has more than 1000 (and still counting) registered industries and companies mainly indigenous.
So what is this ethnicity bigot of an op saying...

Lol grin
no be only 1000, u for don say all the industries in this earth are only located in anambra

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