₦airaland Forum

Sheistoopretty:
Men are dogs

Hahaha 🤣
E pain you oo

MCentral:
https://moneycentral.com.ng/exclusive/article/dangote-nears-engineering-deal-to-double-fertiliser-plant-capacity/

Abeg when are we going to be buying fuel for #200/ltr...?

nwahimakper:
Great, that means they can afford minimum wage these governors are liars. I wonder what labour is waiting for

Lolz aswear, they can afford it
They just want to remain bosses

richidinho:
This one cost N55bn too?😂

Thieves in agbada

If they could not repair Abuja for the last 8yrs, they should forget about there and concentrate on other business viable regions

Or better still connect roads and rails throughout the country abeg

Tjra:
Yes, it will.

This is so beautiful ❤️

Hahaha 🤣
You dey vex o

Coolestguy2023:
Unlike her else you will learn the hard way. Don't play

Na Jennyclay follower 🤣

Kaycee9242:
No be hunger wey him and his principal cause? Does anyone derive joy in begging? And the worst is that most them voted for the failure in aso rock

And God will punish them for putting us in this situation.

MediaTalkAfrica:
https://mediatalkafrica.com/169555/madagascar-introduces-cable-cars-in-capital/

Abeg abeg before una go say, why e, naija this, naija that.....

I no dey like stop for bustop...

We no need em.

BeeBeeOoh:
https://punchng.com/tinubu-celebrates-as-nigeria-sells-gold-injects-5m-into-economy/

We sabi the format na.
$5m for public hearing
$5m for pocket management.

Abeg when rice, tomato, pepper, garri go come down

jmoore:
Someone in NIMC made their database accessible to cronies via api.

They're just displaying their incompetence

Them no fit block dos sites?

Fisiryorh:
Awon jennyclay.....

Jennyclay go soon turn legend

Kobicove:
Did you use a mirror while doing it?

No na her shadow she use do em...


Guy nawao

Lovenorth:
The best time is the age of 5, that's when the normal child is able to talk and take instructions

Some mothers are just lazy to train their kids.
For a child to start school at age 3 na waste of pampers and baby food, fees for some nanny to care for them.

Except and only if both parents are busy types
Let's not forget 80% training comes from parent

danvon:
These children should just marry and stop disturbing us

I even heard they did secret wedding so which one is this again

Audio wedding to entertain their stupid fans.

Hahaha so that gullible Nigerians like us will continue to sing praises

Bro they are entertainers after all.

dre11:
https://www.thecable.ng/otedola-buys-n18-9bn-shares-to-regain-position-as-biggest-shareholder-in-fbn-holdings/amp/

Nlfpmod

Quoting figures like we're in mathematics class....
God bless my hustle
I will never lack

oluwaseyi0:
when it comes to the North police are always acting powerless

Am telling you
The only strength they have is to watch

Islie:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/705383-terror-kingpin-bello-turji-narrates-how-banditry-started-in-zamfara.html

Na lie abeg
The story no complete

officialwdhtv:
Can you eat this? Man spotted eating a live octopus 😲

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1bIgZ7r7GE

Mod abeg add graphic
Arghh kilode

Validated:
I hope the family of the adventurers have prepared his funeral plans?
A country that cannot operate an airline wants to go to space. Anyway, Edo people have been enjoying spacecraft.

Werey 😂

ayodaisi:
Hold wike responsible

So that the IGP will continue reading riot Act.
Be like the whole force na pol-sci students

Glimpsetv:
Customs officers in the Bahamas, located in the Caribbean, were shocked to discover something very strange at the airport. Loads of live crabs were found roaming freely on the luggage claim belt and crawling around the surroundings.

Passengers, who were also surprised, couldn't help but laugh. Please watch the video:

The question is, how did the crabs get there? Feel free to share your opinions in the comment section.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPMVM2J2E4U

Reasons:
Bursted luggage
Distraction

If na naija dos crabs go wear federal bangle
because all of us no well

[quote author=GistMedia0 post=130546241][/quote]This life na turn by turn
If e reach your turn, try lift even though it's one person.
May God bless our hustles

Mariangeles:
This one that NAFDAC keep warning Nigerians about this and that concerning food, e get food wey them give Nigerians? 'cause I no get.
Nigerians never see enough food chop belleful, na to store inside fridge.

Atoh which food dem give us?

Metrix147:
Source: https://abntv.com.ng/news/british-govt-can-intervene-in-nnamdi-kanus-case-without-court-order-says-barr-aloy-ejimakor/

How that one wan take work?
See Desperation
We all know what is happening

Gistmedia10:
A dispatch rider was caught on camera expertly navigating a busy road in Lagos while delivering a very special Sallah gift - a full-grown ram!

The footage, captured by a stunned bystander from inside their car, shows the dispatch rider calmly pedaling away with the ram securely tucked into the carrier on the back of his bike. The ram, seemingly unphased by the hustle and bustle of the city, can be seen gazing out at the passing scenery.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROu0UJA2zao

That person fit be helinues...
Na logistics officer

Lontorlooka:
The problem started when they opened their doors for franchise players.

People who wanted to start restaurant business but don’t want to go through the effort of creating a new brand and growing customers .
Instead ; they apply, pay some recurring fees , be brand materials , recipes , menu and business starts with customers flooding in .


While this looked like massive chain growth , they couldn’t enforce the meals have the same quality and taste accords board . Franchise members started adding their stuff . Why not ! It’s their business .


Then once a customer have a bad experience at an outlet , they start looking for alternatives sub consciously and they’ll feel all outlets are bad .

You're right
Plus the fact, they didn't plan for the competition.
Forget Nigerians are innovative and are creative as the country continues to grow in hardship.

ApcBacteriafonj:
Dangote dodge answering the question, business man

No mind dem
I will
I shall

Mtcheew

Oduduwapigs:
Una go just come dey expose secrets online.

Now jobless helinues will trek with his Brown lace and black poly bag just to locate that place .

After that scream RONU and base there

Hahaha just go cast our update

EmmyMaestro:
A Nigerian lady who identifies as @miss_arhaan has shared online what became of her face after she ate Catfish.

The lady who had no idea that she was allergic to the protein woke up with all her facial attributes swollen to a large extent.

According to her, she had an allergic reaction a day after consuming a catfish which resulted in her having a swollen face.

In the images she shared online, she showed off her face before and after she ate the meal which looked totally different.

In another picture, she was seen nursing and trying to contain the reaction by applying an unknown ointment on her face.

Some internet users who came across her post were left in disbelief as they found it hard to believe that Nigerians also have allergies.

Below are some of the comments;

@Innie023: Jesus. She almost turned to the catfish. Omo!!

@RespiratoryDafe: Allergy is one of those things we don’t talk about in Nigeria. Think about people in jail or called witches simply cos someone ate in their house, had allergy to something in the food, got anaphylaxis, and passed. On the brighter side of this, she knows not to eat catfish again

@HonestinaOfoha: Surely Not The Catfish, But One Particular Ingredient Used in Preparing The Fish, The Ingredient Might Contain a Particular Substance Extracted From Something You’re Actually Allergic To

@rosythrone: How many of us that still don’t know what we’re allergic to, that’s if we even have self??

See before and after below,

Location
I wan check sth

ShogunNoName:
Why? You just told the nation recently that you can't afford the large living wage NKC asked for , after spending N500 million to set up a committee to achieve the same minimum wage they couldn't achieve that led us to a strike .

Now you want to set up a new ministry incurring more costs when you have been exposed to having waged N90 billion on hajj subsidies for your friends.

What is he thinking ? This so why when I see comments by clowns like Legendhero and helinues I just laugh.

These ignorant kids trying to scare the populace into thinking a higher minimum wage would cause an inflation when the very government they try to market spend recklessly and without any care.

😄💯🔥 Irony

And to think, they're doing us a favor
Fowl fowl fowl.....fowl

NwaNimo1:
https://storage.ko-fi.com/cdn/useruploads/display/aeaab881-9a7d-49fe-ae8d-cf53cf26cf7d_14.gif

There will be riots....

Hahaha serious riot.

But mehn what's the actual cause of all these wahala

Ezeama400:
Wetin dem dey do before?

Poster just use grammar
They went on talking and sleeping break