₦airaland Forum

StraightGaay:
This one go send then straight to relegation

ForValour:
The police commit many crimes in the name of policing

kestolove95:
Mumu just like all nairaland men, if na Dia fellow man beg dem now na story dem go give am

politicoNG:
https://dailynigerian.com/senate-passes-bill-seeking/

Previous Thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/8102352/nigeria-hail-thee-bill-seeking#130103081

santaclaws:
If not for her ignorance, the dimensions were written there and she'd have known it was a miniature item...

43 cm length is about 16 inches which is just a little bigger than a long ruler. Next time, check specifications well before ordering.

Edit: This is the original item information on Amazon, although she bought hers from Jumia.

Mikespecialone:
Na why dem use that word SLAY for them

OgaTheTop2:
Nairaland and Fake headlines...

obiekunie01:
five-some bro! 5-some.

na him money buy present for him.



oboy this kind life go sweetoo but i never get that liver to try am!

make one dey house others go be side chicks outside. i still prefer am like that.

id4sho:
Renewed Hope Tomatoes

nairalanda1:
Eventually, we got to stop wasting money on this hajj thing....and even the christian pilgrimage thing. Better spent on education and suchlike.

Modified

At some point , if you want to go on hajj or christian pilgrimage, maybe banks and other financial companies could set up a sorta app, where by if you save N1000 every week, you can go on hajj or go to jerusalem on a full package in five years time....no government involvement

Don;t know how it would work, but right now, it's all I got, as an alternative to government throwing away billions in the name of both religions.

Mikespecialone:
Truly truly hardship Dey north

helinues:
But 200 years is a lot now

adenigga:
Source: https://punchng.com/Electricity-subsidy-gulps-N629bn-as-Discos-generate-N1.1tn

NwaNimo1:
Looks like 'Hell on earth'.....

https://storage.ko-fi.com/cdn/useruploads/display/d052d086-705c-482b-8961-373f3d4407b0_27.gif

N.orthern

N.igeria

P.etroleum


Before nko...na why Dem dey always tear cloth for leadership

C.ompany

Zonefree:
Any gift that comes with a camera is not a genuine gift.



- Damstard Krupp 1876.

Racoon:
These are the kinds of achievements our world is supposed to be celebrating not the promotion of nudity or rationalising moral decadence.

It was a little Enugu primary school pupil the other day, now is a sister from the SW. Many big congratulations sis. More bigger wins girls.

KingLennon:
Thank God o....Many guys will have lost their Gf's if it was actually true. The way ladies behave when they see a celeb is somethinq I can never understand

Newlymarried:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c888926qx58o

abc115:
Made-in-Nigeria 🇳🇬 Electric powered Nord Tricycles.

Nord Automobiles, led by founder and CEO Oluwatobi Ajayi, is a Lagos-based Nigerian automotive manufacturer, that offers a range of services from design to after-sales support for its Nigerian-branded vehicles

Cj4charles:
That's the man Nigerians voted for, not the frame INEC gave to us

Nwachinemere1:
If not for empty noises what is stopping EFCC from visiting those ones who are no longer governors. Just open mouth dey make noise up and down. Abi is Wike and Okezie still Governors. Noisemakers.

Bobloco:
https://dailypost.ng/2024/05/21/nationwide-strike-imminent-ASUU/

Islie:
The senator said even though the military gets N500 million from the state government monthly, his senatorial district is still insecure.




https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/696396-insecurity-kebbi-governor-gives-army-n500m-monthly-for-operations-senator.html

Nlfpmod

ruggedtimi:
Somebody go pay first class ticket to Dubai for the lady....wait and see

aguluobi:
And some fool just hate this good man for no reason. Imagine ipob obidient declaring Akpabio a failure as governor when they have lunatics such as Theodore Orji Kalu Theodore Peter Obi Elechi Ugwuayi Ikpeazu as governor who ruled them for 8 years each.

Haters deserve to be stoned to death in brad daylight I swear

Kingray10:
They are being produced in SA.
Our useless business policy is driving industries away. 🙆🙆🙆

AcuraZDX:
Omoh this Government no get shame.

Since December last year, na set to, about to, plans to, cum to. Seems they are tired of those words already.

They have changed it to future "action" tense 😂.

Comrades the new one is Begins to😂

damilola4162:
Source: https://newspremises.com.ng/super-eagles-captain-troost-ekong-wins-greek-league-with-paok/

nlfpmod:
https://nairametrics.com/2024/05/20/why-total-energies-chose-angola-over-nigeria-for-6-billion-energy-project-ceo-pouyanne/

DaddyRochie1642:
I'll slap any idiot that says village people is at work

Namaster:
The life of a woman is SUPER soft!

No one would think twice about a guy doing this
In fact, a shitload of guys already do this. One girl did it and BAAAM! she dan blow.

I'm pretty sure the half a MILLION Naira is just the beginning. Emmanuel has opened the floodgates for simple men.

Hahaha wetin man do man
Na this same nairaland I cried for help, to the extent I had to borrow monie to take my twins to hospital.
I know say na women favored society we dey...

Men will continue to suffer because we're programmed to suffer.
That old was once young, who looked at him?

It is well



Funniest thing is that the girl I see here does hookup as a side hustle.