₦airaland Forum

freecocoa:
I will spend some time with my loved ones, do an act of charity, have some good sex one last time, watch a movie or two, binge eat, get high on weed, lie down, put an earpiece on, listen to music, hopefully sleep and die from there.

I already left my legacy, I definitely will be missed when I'm gone.

Darn! Freecocoa u will head straight to he'll if u're gonna av sex and smoke weed on ur last day O! Or r u an atheist?

I don't believe that whole sh*t. Before nko what will they say? The practice of eating human heart still exists and is not decadent as they say!

Dear bloggers pls attach empathy to whatever it is d@ u are writing about! Bikonu must you lie to attract traffic? I actually know the brother because we grew up together! Just stumbled across the post 2days ago on facebook and since then i've been searching for the link! Funny enough the poor girl doesn't have any characteristics of doz runs girls........even those gullible readers helping the bloggers to spread the vile rumor know that. pls it's a small world and we need to be fair in all our dealings. May God grant her family the fortitude to bear her loss and may God also allow her soul to rest in perfect peace!

[quote author=cccxxiii post=36935349][/quote]I think semen has blocked ur darned brain.

Imagine and they want someone all in the name of tradition to die with their father. D Abobaku story reminds of d cock that ran away on Christmas.

POWEROFPEACE:
This young lady was a sales girl at a certain amala spot close to the house were I lived. She washes her plates at the back of my window and even borrow my soap sometimes, that was how we became friends. One morning at about 6am, she knocked at my window and asked me to open the back door for her which I did and she came in.

While we were inside my room, we talked for a while and she suddenly started romancing me and I decided to play along, but I was surprise she dipped her hand into my boxers and brought out my Dick, she was about dipping it in when I stopped her. She asked why and I told her I don't have condom she replied and so, I told her I don't want her to get pregnant, she said even if she get pregnant, are there not hospital everywhere, she left angrily and never came back.

A week later, I noticed a small crowd in the area, behold when I got close, I saw her mother dragging and beating her to show her who impregnated her. That was how God saved me. I want to use this medium to advice men to be very careful when it comes to dealing with women especially young girls. Thanks.

Had quite a similar experience 8 years ago.

cccxxiii:
Law Of Power 1 - Never Outshine the Master

Saraki should tread softly. It is too early to start all these Power-Play.

Ofcourse the Plan is to cause confusion and bad-blood in APC towards the tail-end of this regime before finally dumping the APC for the PDP. We know.

But Let him not rock the Ship of the APC. He may not live to tell the story.

Let GMB deliver on his Promises.

How does your comment correlate with the post now?

@OP.....where did you put the Okunoren brothers. Co-Founders of the Okunoren twins bespoke?

udysweet:
I'm not suprised seeing mile 2 there,very bad area to find yourself at nite! I ddnt see oshodi,ojota and costain o esp costain and ojota,pickpockets der hav a Phd in pickpocketing! Lool! Oh I forgot oyingbo,dat was were dey picked my phone bak in 2006 ,while inside a tight fitting jeans trouser! Lool

My friend costain is safe.

Lolz.. Dz thread reminds me of ALBERT.. Chai w@ a wonderful dissapointer.

Mon Mere and My Mum on my other phone

sauceny:
Whatz this bloody civilian tryna do
He should leave the military to their ruling & go do what he knows how to do best "civilian ruling"

I believe if those given the death sentence where found guilty shouldn't be pardoned.
I mean,the army isn't jst a unified body where you make your own decisions,being an army comes with much work of full dedication & commitment in protecting your country...

I think they should face the sentence passed upon them to serve as a deterrent to others trying to follow same part,besides the motto has always been clear "Obey the last order".


If the Nigerian military men were chosen from nairaland,i think by now Nigeria would have been at the verge of collapse...Countries like Ghana,Sudan, Cameroon & others would have been a threat to us.

The military is meant for strong hearted men,not the timid men i see over here attacking me for being mean & wicked.

U are nothing but a f00l. Wish one of d soldiers was ur father.. Idi0t

sauceny:
Whatz this bloody civilian tryna do
He should leave the military to their ruling & go do what he knows how to do best "civilian ruling"

I believe if those given the death sentence where found guilty shouldn't be pardoned.
I mean,the army isn't jst a unified body where you make your own decisions,being an army comes with much work of full dedication & commitment in protecting your country...

I think they should face the sentence passed upon them to serve as a deterrent to others trying to follow same part,besides the motto has always been clear "Obey the last order".


If the Nigerian military men were chosen from nairaland,i think by now Nigeria would have been at the verge of collapse...Countries like Ghana,Sudan, Cameroon & others would have been a threat to us.

The military is meant for strong hearted men,not the timid men i see over here attacking me for being mean & wicked.

U are nothing but an ass! Wish one of d soldiers was ur father.. Idiot

Hmmm. I can smell revenue generation! Returns for the boss!

Chai!

I remember back den when I was in 200 level,I did one Eco course exam d@ I didn't prepare 4...Hassan saved my azz d@ year..I had a C! Will never forget him.. Anoda time was when a friend gave me half of my school fees..God bless him too..

Good news!

Etizz: I did not see NATIONAL OPEN UNIVERSITY (NOUN) there oh......is dat school really confirm university??

NOUN is an accredited entity.

(6) Every moment is Golden;today's happenings are memories to be basked in 2mao! I tell ppl d@ w@'ll u have to say about today whenever u look back? Will u smile or shake ur head in regret?.

(1) W@'ll be will be; I remember when I was travelling and d Atm machine seized my caer.. I thought all hope was lost,buh I braced myself and moved on.. Funny enough truout my stay where I went to,I didn't spend a dime of my own,but I was so comfortable,that I wish I had gvn myslef unecessary stress!

***Live and let's LIVE

Curse not my Annointed sayeth The Lorg ; God Almighty. U are destroying your destiny by abusing the man of God!

maxism2: ladies, don't make d mistake of revealing every details of ur dirty past to ur fiancé to avoid " had I known".

Never tell ur fiancé how many abortions u had undergone in d past.

never tell ur fiancé that u had that little girl of about 7 years or so when u were in secondary school.

never tell a guy that any man that wanna marry u, ends up dying.



secret secret!!!!


women can keep secrets enhhhh!"""

U must be cold in d head! Would dz ur same advice count if it were to be ur brother? "She should not tell him d@ all her past BF's dies abi!? I reserve my comment. Think b4 u spew trash!

Sharowode
Thunderbolt (Magun)

Hmmm. May God touch the hearts of our leaders!

*#SIGH# W@ can I do?

Nastydroid: we know

>: LIAR! #mufu+e-idiot.

I had this habit of scooping garri into my mouth back then. So dz fateful day i was @ home wf ma uncle,I sneaked off climbed a chair to take d garri from d container on the fridge. I think I slipped cos d next tyn I saw was a shower of garri. Well my Uncle didn't beat me,but I sure received his trademark ear drawing and I had to sweep d whole place... Lol..

Judas2013: Ipad/internet is much better the Holy Spirit.

You are a fool! May u rot in hell

Values,Intelligency,good looks and class.. She has to be driven #chikena

Horayce: where u born with a dog's cu.m in ur mouth?

U must be a fool to ask me d@ question.

Lol! I remember my cousin back could kill for touching his phone by past 10pm back then. The mean guy was always saving it 2 call his babes. I tried xtracool a few times too buh d babe discouraged me cos I could never hear her properly,even up till now,she still acts like a fool on call...she just wouldn't speak up. Nonsense!! Buh na I'm I use catch Seyi and Kenny...

donroxy: I love career woman because I'm highly career oriented and If you aint following my steps or me following your steps then I'm gonna get bored easily cuz U can't be telling me about Tomato , Tatashe , abi some clothing lines everyday !! ....


The only thing is :

we will always review impact of our engagement on the family and turn down positions with more than necessary adverse effects on the family !!


Strategic level management is not as demanding as middle level management = The company's messengers !!

True talk.. I concur.