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yorme:
*grabs mic*

ANNOUCEMENT!

Normally, i keep my private life private but some joy can't just but be shared! I dunno who this might bless.

I've been partially idle since November, 2015, but i never ceased being fully active GL citizen after NYSC decided to dash our batch A'16 hopes.

But just last week, i got a JOB! Many thanks to dottune, whom i met on this platform. He gave me a lead into things i needed to know.

Ermm...i think i found LOVE also (I might be breaking Twerky101's precious heart here). She's a Nairalander, and a naughty clone of myself! (Cutey, i know u are reading this. Please, don't spank me oh)

GL has been fun, educating, challenging and moreso a blessing. Justified10, Dreamcome2ru, Kapable75, Chumaster, Manus17...and my gorgeous babes, Abbie25, StarryV, Franceswasky... Una know unaselfs. I love u aj!

Pressy Greycious and VP ruthobaz, make una keep the romance active.

I still dey here oh, but with lesser troubles and activeness. More responsibilities ti take over!

yorme:
*grabs mic*
ANNOUCEMENT!
Normally, i keep my private life private but some joy can't just but be shared! I dunno who this might bless.
I've been partially idle since November, 2015, but i never ceased being fully active GL citizen after NYSC decided to dash our batch A'16 hopes.
But just last week, i got a JOB! Many thanks to dottune, whom i met on this platform. He gave me a lead into things i needed to know.
Ermm...i think i found LOVE also (I might be breaking Twerky101's precious heart here). She's a Nairalander, and a naughty clone of myself! (Cutey, i know u are reading this. Please, don't spank me oh)
GL has been fun, educating, challenging and moreso a blessing. Justified10, Dreamcome2ru, Kapable75, Chumaster, Manus17, Chuxmyk, and other bigx guz...plus including my gorgeous babes, Twerky101, Abbie25, StarryV, Franceswasky... Una know unaselfs. I love u aj!
Pressy Greycious and VP ruthobaz, make una keep the romance active.
I still dey here oh, but with lesser troubles and activeness. More responsibilities ti take over!

Congrats man! Now u go understand y I av not been online that much

chumaster:
let me believe you.
Buh what type of construction? Road, buildings, metals?

na road construction o

chumaster:
That you are hustling doesn't mean you can't enjoy it. I know you will maybe in d evening period. Or do you want me to mention that joint eeh

Bros construction site no easy o time no dey. by d time I leave site I will be so tired flexing won't be on my mind

chumaster:
Good morning beautiful people, I pray we enjoy this weekend

my boss I hail o
make una enjoy am, me dey work dey hustle am

Troublemakers want to disrupt the peace of Graceland abi. I trust my people go tackle anybody wey go cause any katakata.

I greet una my people

My people I just say make I peep hail una.

Good morning my wonderful people of GRACELAND! How una dey

kapable75:
lets live by example! Insult me first make u see weda i no go do worse. Lol! Na joke o. U no dey bother reply my mentions abi? Kontinu!!!

no be like that o sumtimes I go see am but I go 4get to reply. How ur side na

Ladies and gentlemen, I am clamouring for peace and tranquility to return to Graceland. That kind peace wey even if I insult u, u go turn am to joke. y'all should try to accommodate one another. its normal to have squabbles but if left unresolved, it leads to anger and resentment against one another. One love. PEACE

Greycious:
Good evening gracelanders
I see mcmooney
ruthobaz swidy...where have u been?
justified10 and Dreamcome2ru....keep discussing Buhari
Mr kapable75....u don vex leave us abi
yorme...how u dey?

my pressy I sight u too. am always around o

my senators have gone AWOL and I can't do it alone o.
I am always around na silent mode I activate

chumaster:
Gudafutanun Gracelanders
.
Pressy greycious how you dey?
Dearest vp ruthobaz how body?
Justified10 and abbie25 just dey act romeo & juliet here
.
Dreamcome2ru welcome back from exile
.
Yorme anything for ur peeps?
.
Franceswasky see what you have caused, putting assunder unintentionally to abbie's/justified's cat&dog's r/ship
.
Manus17 why you no open gate on time?
.
Mcmooney we haven't heard anything from your chamber.

my senators don go strike o. But no bills presented yet to d chamber for delibration na

kapable75:
gud evening bro!!

Evening man how was ur day

Greycious:
After all the forming, I see that abbie25 later agreed to be justified10's okpeke...love in the air

Dottune quickly hijack franceswasky.....dat guy bad pass falz

Kapable17 just dey adjust side mirror as people dey bend down select their babe...u go soon adjust rear mirror when babe finish

Yorme, forget web development, to flirt na your calling, from abbie25 to franceswasky...I hail u o

Manus17, well done o.

Abeg, who help me see dreamcome2ru green light?
Where are our senators?

Senators dey chamber dey wait... Graceland is now busy o b4 i come back online i go dey see pages ahead.

yorme:
Ehm... Who are u, pls? Introduction yasef pls!

yorme u want me to call my senators and seat on ur matter abi

If na Abbie25 disappear una go turn Graceland upside down but me I no show nobody ask of me o. issorite
I go soon turn Saraki for una head

If na Abbie25 disappear una go turn Graceland upside down but me I no show nobody ask of me o. issorite

Kgdavid:
Well i've been postponing it because i have had jobs here and moving to Nigeria is going to be a major major move for me... i also haven't got much by way of family or friends in Nigeria who could help me get settled so i've had to plan and think carefully about this... i think the time is right, now

That's nice its always good to plan.

Kgdavid:
Hello guys! I'm:

Kgdavid
The University of the Gambia (foreign student)
Management
2012
Lagos!

u are welcome. but 2012? wetin happen na

MosiPeterz:
I thought this thread was for NYSC Batch B hopefuls?

yes it is, u ain't in the wrong place

Una gwud evning GRACELAND.

monniyi:
Are you sure cos the senate meets 29th June, they might send names,i think.

u said 1st semester ends by late April, except ur school runs a semester in 2 months i dont see that happening. U ar nt talking about 2nd semester.

monniyi:
Hello everyone-i just need to ask a question,If someone has to write exams for the first semester which is towards the end of April-Would such make batch B'16. please i need your response.

1st semester end of April? Don't think its possible at all, except NYSC won't be having 3 batches which I am aware is feasible. set ur sights on C16. thanks

justified10:
u are a good senate president...

ow ur side?

u help me c chumaster?

my side no bad at all.
I leave chumaster for rockview Hotel with that babe u last saw him with

justified10:
good morning everyone..

what's happening? d land is dry lyk a desert.

president greycious and vice president ruthobaz

where are d ministers

where is yorme , chumaster and dreamcome2ru ?


my senators, una well done o..

senate pressy, mcmooney

DexxyAlebs

and chuxmyk , hope una fine.

I shapply enta politics section dis morning o, I shappaly run commot cos one guy don dey provoke me...make I no chop ban if I yab am.

I am always around. i dey gidigba like old iroko tree

This info na copy and paste ooo
For KSU Peeps in the house.

Important Information!

Please be aware that without presenting PHOTOCOPY of your clearance form, you will NOT collect your result.

Regarding the thumb printing and #3000 rumor, I had a lengthy talk with officials at Senate and here are the FACTS:

~ We are not supposed to come to school on 17-18 of this month.

~ When KSU releases the list for the next batch (us) of NYSC Mobilisation, and your name is on the list, we are to pay the sum of #3000 and then proceed to ANY cyber café to register for the mobilisation; that's when we select THREE OPTIONS (states) of where we want to serve - before NYSC will decide on one of them.

According to my impeccable contacts, there's strong possibility that we will be mobilised come JUNE/JULY.

Thanks.

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, I am here tonight to present u ur ministers, they were selected by the President and subsequently screened by the Senate. They have been screened and deemed okay to be appointed ministers in their respective ministries. The new ministers are:
justified10
chumaster
dreamcome2ru
yorme
manus17
kayusely
paulbabu

Abbie25 is hereby disqualified for not showing up for the ministerial screening. The ministry of women affairs is hereby declared still vacant.
cc
Greycious
Ruthobaz

battoyyeb
chuxmyk
dexxyalebs
sonymax16
armanni
iphemama
shina101

Senators please be informed that we shall swear for oh sorry swear in the new ministers tomorrow by 8pm.
Cc
greycious
ruthobaz

battoyyeb
chuxmyk
sonymax16
armanni
dexxyalebs
shina101 (runaway senator)
iphemama

justified10
chumaster
dreamcome2ru
kayusely
manus17
paulbabu
yorme

Did i miss anybody?
Goodnight y'all.

Abbie25:
Yorme ka ebe inaga
Dexxy I hail oo

Gracelanders how una dey

pls attend to us in the senate. Today is d deadline. If by the end of today no show, i wont listen to abeg o.

paulbabu:
president sir, i have sent my plans before to contest, you may refer to some previous pages to confirm this

sorry i guess i didnt wear my spectacles on the said day.

paulbabu:
Good morning, my distinguish senate president, deputy senator and the senate members.

It is my pleasure to present my plans as the minister of Budget and National planning of this great land

1. I shall organize bilateral meetings with ministries, departments, and agencies ( MDA's ) in order to provide further technical supports aimed at improving the quality of their submission. To this end, a Help desk shall be established by this ministry to provide hands on technical support to MDA's core teams involved in the preparation of the budgets to clean up their completed zero base budget ( ZBB ) templates

2. I shall through the budget office, provides efficient and effective budget function, budget presentation, budget execution, monitoring and evaluation, budget implementation and fiscal policies of Graceland by providing a comprehensive, integrated accounting system which provides a reliable basis for assessing payment arrears in the Treasury.

Thank you all for taking your attentions!

cc:
greycious
ruthobaz

cc:
Mcmooney
battoyyeb
armanni
dexxyalebs
shina101
iphemama
ChuxMyk
sonymax16

chai so u never send ur plans b4? how did I miss him. well ur plans seem ok on paper but on d long run I hope u accomplish them all. Senators the screening of the ministers will end today so please let's try to roundup our questioning.

Good morning ladies and gentlemen, all protocols dully observed. I stand before y'all today to notify u that the ministerial screening shall be concluded today. Abbie25 for women affaires is yet to submit her strategic roadmap for her ministry. If today by 6pm she is yet to submit her plans then she will be disqualified and the president will have to send to us another name. Tomorrow is Monday, the ministers ought to start tomorrow. Have a nice day y'all.