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Jokes Etc › Re: Encyclopaedia Nairanica-exclusive by mcnepow(m): 9:43pm On Mar 18, 2012

ekeroyal: Se.x: is the price women have to pay for marriage.

Marriage: is the price men have to pay for se.x and responsible kids.

Hmmmm. .

Jokes Etc › Re: Dont Stop *joke* by mcnepow(m): 9:39pm On Mar 18, 2012

swtchicgurl: mtchew

I like dat!

Jokes Etc › Re: Happy Mother's Day by mcnepow(m): 9:37pm On Mar 18, 2012

swtchicgurl: i read d joke to my people and dey loved it too!

Reward: Joke of the day; two nights with dyt.

Jokes Etc › Re: How I Failed My Interview In Jss by mcnepow(m): 9:35pm On Mar 18, 2012

Dyt: U mean Dani fit give person belle?

Go 'Test' am
that way u kan actualy verify!

Jokes Etc › Re: Dont Stop *joke* by mcnepow(m): 9:33pm On Mar 18, 2012

Swtchic tomato. .

1 Like

Jokes Etc › Re: Happy Mother's Day by mcnepow(m): 8:14pm On Mar 18, 2012

bunmioguns: i thought sough, nvr believe dt he is still mum's child jst like you. .

hope u gave mum a nice gift today?

hahahaha
i piry u!

Jokes Etc › Re: How I Failed My Interview In Jss by mcnepow(m): 3:32pm On Mar 18, 2012

Cutest Barbie: laff Wan Gimme Belle 4 Ere

Calm down. .
Na Dani supose giv u belle grin

Jokes Etc › Re: How I Failed My Interview In Jss by mcnepow(m): 3:30pm On Mar 18, 2012

swtchicgurl: ^ leave me jhoor!
I don't want him again jare. . .
I heard he's been enlarged, no wonder
during our honeymoon, he went on a
business trip!

If u want him, u can have him

Damn! neva tot u'ld realise. . shocked

Bizness trip inbetween yo legz!!!
I loved it! kiss

Jokes Etc › Re: Happy Mother's Day by mcnepow(m): 1:48pm On Mar 18, 2012

Dyt: Nepow
U r a darling

Jokes Etc › Re: Happy Mother's Day by mcnepow(m): 12:56pm On Mar 18, 2012

bunmioguns: thanks Pal, av u called Mom today?

M home wit mum
So we don see plenty

Jokes Etc › Re: Happy Mother's Day by mcnepow(m): 12:54pm On Mar 18, 2012*

Travel › Re: Booking A Flight Online And Traveling With It by mcnepow(m): 12:52pm On Mar 18, 2012

Or follow dis link - https://www.nairaland.com/dyt

Travel › Re: Booking A Flight Online And Traveling With It by mcnepow(m): 12:38pm On Mar 18, 2012

Try to locate user 'Dyt' for indepth clarification
Thats her line of bizness

Jokes Etc › Re: Dont Stop *joke* by mcnepow(m): 12:33pm On Mar 18, 2012

bunmioguns: *speak quietly to his ear* why u dey deceive d babe now. . .

¤Draws his ears n whispers back¤
I meant evry word I said. .

Jokes Etc › Re: Happy Mother's Day by mcnepow(m): 12:21pm On Mar 18, 2012

Gud Gud

Forum Games › Re: Start Your Own Word With The Last Letter by mcnepow(m): 12:17pm On Mar 18, 2012

Everest

Jokes Etc › Re: How I Failed My Interview In Jss by mcnepow(m): 12:15pm On Mar 18, 2012

Dyt: Na u sabi

Swtchc
Nepow loves u

Education › Re: Jamb Grants Albinos 2 Extra Hours In The UTME over Impaired Eye-sight by mcnepow(m): 12:12pm On Mar 18, 2012

jackpot: A commendable move by Jamb if you ask me

Very welcome development
I wonder how they were coping b4. .
[s]Mikuz, come show us how u manage pass jamb b4 dis declaration[/s]

Education › Re: Jamb Grants Albinos 2 Extra Hours In The UTME over Impaired Eye-sight by mcnepow(m): 12:09pm On Mar 18, 2012

Hahahaha!
I thought itwas a joke til i clicked d link. .
lwfmsb! laff wan finish my sunday blesings!

Jokes Etc › Re: Dont Stop *joke* by mcnepow(m): 12:05pm On Mar 18, 2012

bunmioguns: Na Wash

¤Knocks him VERY HARD on d head¤
Whispers-which kinda friend u be??

Jokes Etc › Re: How I Failed My Interview In Jss by mcnepow(m): 8:27am On Mar 18, 2012

Dont make swtchic leave me phuleees. .

Jokes Etc › Re: Dont Stop *joke* by mcnepow(m): 7:00am On Mar 18, 2012

swtchicgurl: leave me jhoor! *blushing*

I can hardly sleep without u by my side. .
I cannot eat if u do nt share d meal wit me. .
U r d st.remy in ma system. .
D BIS on ma Pearl. .
What wuld life b without u?

Jokes Etc › Re: How I Failed My Interview In Jss by mcnepow(m): 6:52am On Mar 18, 2012

Dyt: Goes out 2 pee in d compound
Hearin sm voices n decided 2 go tk a peep at Nepows window

Wat I saw, mouth canr fit talk
Chai
E dey do me lyk tirinrin

Thinkin aloud
I think I ll tell swtchc

Hmmmm. .
u just wan finish my career cry

Jokes Etc › Re: How I Failed My Interview In Jss by mcnepow(m): 6:51am On Mar 18, 2012

swtchicgurl: ^^^^ really?

Thats jst a peck on the fore head

Jokes Etc › Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by mcnepow(m): 6:46am On Mar 18, 2012

booqee: Mcnepow, thanks

u,r welkum kiss

Jokes Etc › Re: Dont Stop *joke* by mcnepow(m): 10:01pm On Mar 17, 2012

U are stil in ma present
N wil be in my future

Jokes Etc › Re: Dont Stop *joke* by mcnepow(m): 9:56pm On Mar 17, 2012

swtchicgurl: i wonder oo

My swtchic. .
u left me out inda cold
miss u loadz. .

Jokes Etc › Re: Ayam Laughing by mcnepow(m): 9:50pm On Mar 17, 2012

otooro: hehehe
i knew u've always admired me on here babe!

wassup? *adjusting her hair*

culd this be true??

Jokes Etc › Re: How I Failed My Interview In Jss by mcnepow(m): 9:45pm On Mar 17, 2012

Dyt: Ta
Comot
Hisses

Jokes Etc › Re: How I Failed My Interview In Jss by mcnepow(m): 8:05pm On Mar 17, 2012

Omo, she don go AWOL
Havn't seen my love in 3days cry

Jokes Etc › Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by mcnepow(m): 7:32pm On Mar 17, 2012

Jokes Etc › Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by mcnepow(m): 7:25pm On Mar 17, 2012

mikuz: This joke is as old as Booqee's bra

Mikuz. .
U WORST!!!

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