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bunmioguns: abeg no spoil d show nw, e get sth wey I stil wan collect frm d damsel nw

Loool. .
#BadtSharpGuy

Vivly: Bobo. Add me on bb. We gatta ping

Help d guy na
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Ur joke make brain!

Nice. keep them coming!

bunmioguns: the Joke no phurny bt because it was you then i will seigh it's very funny

Na madness b dat na

otooro: This is to announce to you the winners of the following categories for the prestigious jokes section Grammy awards:

Most Consistent Poster (Male): Mcnepow
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Best Thread Collaboration: Mcnepow, Swtchicgurl and Dyt
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Best Couple: Mcnepow and Swtchicgurl
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Live from the Red carpet!

*Walks up d stage wit d paparazzi flashing lites*
I thank u all for believing in me, these awardS are dedicated to those who hav always given me their support *sees Dyt giggling n Swtchic smilling*
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I am truly humbled! *walking down d stage, cutestbarbie coners him for a pix*
*Ruqaya say she nids one too but Booqee forgets herself n stares on wit her mouth wide open*

Rapid

Never

Gun

Drug

Yard

mikuz: so you're Igbo.

U r soo Wr0nggg!
I am Nigerian

mikuz: when i have Vicky?
You gatta be dreaming!

Loool. .
u nor get the pin code to take enta d place
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swtchicgurl: madmen on the loose. . .

I jst hope say I nor follow

^By what authority??

mikuz: na jealousy go kill you.

. .Provided konji kill u, I dnt care.

Vivly: dats d swag
(singing 'am a pink rocker yeah')

Mikuz, she's feeling d boi
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mikuz: i like your lìberal mind.

. . . And I like ur ATM Card

booqee: Hey mister, if u don't have s e x, shey u go die ni?!

Yea. .
lack of s3x causes
nite blindness
insomnia
distraction
parkinson,s disease
hepatitis
myopia
suicidal thoughts (just to mention a few)
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n if I may add, these are worse than death!

*I sometimes wonder why people take comments here too personal*

[quote author=~vicky~]@ mikuz i love you too jare [/quote]Damn!!!
U jst said this to 'sniper'?
na belle u dey ask for!

mikuz: that decision is left for her to make.

Did u actualy write this??

mikuz: Booqee you better remove this pix; 'Cos of am,I sure say Peeps like Dani no dey fit sleep well for night again.

Shatap dia!!!
Na u nid am pass to take service urself

Unto say??
Its been around for long?

I do not own a GT Bank account and also do not intend dishing out my bank details to anyone.

Can't something be done about the site that was attached to the mail cos I opened it and it looks real.

It now gets me wondering, will people actualy fall or is this mail genuine?

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mikuz: Nice jokes Vicky how boobié?

Dis guy is one hell of a spoilt di.ck!!!

bunmioguns: why u dey lie nw. . . .coffee or Gari

garri dat kind early morning??

^Na wetin dis time??

booqee: eerrr..... *clears throat* if i remember clearly, u were also among those scrambling to get my pix and autograph too.

Scrambling for common picshure n autograph??
U sure?
No be me ooo. .
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Wuld rather scramble for a date wit u

Nice jokes Vicky

booqee: Yeah he's so jobless and desperate too.....!

Mikuz, u don c am??
Leave chics alone. .
CHASE MONEY INSTEAD!

mikuz: keep pretending! Of all the guys in jokes section na you need the pix pass. I swear! Mumu boy!
I sure say you don already dey use am to mas turbate!!

What r u saying??
which pix??

sutoboy: 1: Their last name stays with them forever,
2: Phone conversations last just for 30 secs flat,
3: A five day vacation requires only one jeans, - somehow true except chichs go full there
4: If someone forgets to invite them, he can still be their friend, - always true
5: The same hair style lasts for years or even decades, - always true
6: They can do shopping for25 relatives in 25 minutes,
7: They don't freak out when they go to a party n see another man wearing the same shirt, instead they become buddies - always very true (women go jst vex if na them)
8: No much pretence unlike......

Drop yours!

[quote author=~vicky~]nice 1

[b]4[/b]5% of dem do stammer when wooing a girl [/quote]U get luck say u neva jam me