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Sugardiva: I recently read something that made 100% sense to me. 'A slut is simply a woman with the morals of a man'.

I haff die!!!!

bunmioguns: Na dis Old Woman u dey call Baby Ruqaya sef fine pass her

Na here me n u go take get problem
Leave ma sweerie alone abeg

otooro: dani=bunmi= gaymtchew
na kpekus una dey see?

hahahahaha!!!
when odas dey see padlock and iron pant
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otooro: dani=bunmi= gaymtchew
mcnepow, pls how do i find mikuz the welder, his assistant, dani, is lost

Omo,heard he usually comes to work late
pls be patient

dani1luv: hehehe, I be small boy nah, ask Jackpot

U be small boy because u wan take jamb??
I pity u dis 24yr old man

Mikuz is a better welder than Dani. .

Callotti: Mu he he he he he

Free p0-Rn in court!!!!

Bwaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaaa

A lesson to ALL girls/women.

NEVER associate with ANY NIGERIAN male, no matter how educated, royal or religious you plan not to PHOCK da heck ourrof!

Na toto dem ALL want! LOL

I will never be caught DEAD alone with ANY NIGERIAN dude unless I wanno screw his arzzze!!!

Ho-ha!

Nothing like we are just 'friends' with a NIGERIAN dude!!!!!


Will Mgbekes ever learn? "Awon my brodas from another mother, I love you with the blood of Christ", take note!

Mu Che Che Che Che Che Che

Any rule drawn without exception is a rule drawn out of ignorance.

SimonAndal: Mathematic puns are the first sine of madness
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Jesus and his disciples were walking around one day, when Jesus said: "The Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x squared plus 8x minus 9."
The discipleslooked very puzzled, and finally asked Peter, "What on earth does Jesus mean - the Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x squared plus 8x minus 9?
Peter said, "Don't worry. It's just another one of his parabolas."
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Big party; every possible function is having fun, chatting and drinking this evening. In an n-dimensional corner e^x stands bitter and alone. Near the lonely one there's a small group of exponential functions, and 2^x within them turns to see e^x on it's corner.
"Hey, e^x, come-on, integrate yourself, said 2^x pointing to the group.
"What for," whispers e^x, "it makes no difference."
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Expand (a+b)^n.Solution: (a+b)^n (a + b) ^ n (a + b) ^ n (a + b) ^ n
etc.

Me love thes ones

kelz88: Period as in menstruation? Wow. Just wow!

I think 'loose period', as in a time when they exhibit no preference for d kinda males they wanna roll wif.
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poster, na money cause am o.

BabaTony: akwa ibom is been over paid. i have said it over and over. ondo state ,delta. cross river are under paid

Bad belle

What is d bad tin he said??

Odunnu: After going thru all the stress and negative exposure plus delay in judgement, which young woman would want to report a r[b]a[/b]pe incident? The system is so discouraging

Thats why i,ld advocate that the accused (male) shuld b d one to prove his innocence & not d victim proving she was r4ped. .

swtchicgurl: i've never read anything more idiotic! mtchew
besides, i can run a milk industry with my endowments!

I can vouch 4 dat

Homar: Guys put me in your prayers am about to take jamb and feeling d exam fever.

Wishing u success man. .
I knw wat it feels like, the 1 tin i pray for u is retentive memory.

[quote author=Lord_Reed]Guy if you wan toast the girl fire on I no dey disturb you hear?[/quote]Chase women when i $til got mon€y to run afta??
I laff in BB!

swtchicgurl: *vomiting*
wat a thread!

U pregnant??
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[quote author=~vicky~]smh[/quote]Nxt time. .
sy[b]B[/b]

booqee: Stew pid thread derailers! All of u! mtcheww.....

@mcnepow. You must be seventy years old or above? Right?

Respect d elders?? Tah!

Booqee, m 17. .
I swaarigad!

¤Its getting even serioz¤
more chykers

dani1luv: you this local champion
you dey do like person wey engine oil
dey work with him brain

And u dis village headmaster
u too dey do like person wey him subscription for sense don finish

[quote author=MRbrownJAY]https://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/a5c94d80bc8990bfc077b03499654a85.gif

loool. .
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*Waiting for the part two

mikuz: Na Booqee find the trouble.

hahahaha
Mikuz u wan kill me wit lafta!!!

mikuz: Has Booqee seen this?

[quote author=b**q**]Where is the joke?[/quote]kikikikikiki

*Giggling*

mikuz: funny topic . . .and im se x go be like Jet Lee own.
But Dani how Booqee thing come look like na?

buhehehehehe

[quote author=Lord_Reed]You wish I was drooling. Stalk you? Who the fu-ck are you? I never stalk better persin na you this oshelenge thing I go stalk. Gosh![/quote]Talk true joooor. .
How u take know say d pix don comot??

dani1luv: who put your mouth??

Who nor put my mouth??
Later na me she go begin disrespect
mstcheewww