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Thuraya na old skool.
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vicky, i kan neva wash ma swtchic na.

Aleero did u actualy date 4 that long or u were friends 1st then started dating later? wat led to the breakup? jst share a lil more.

The relatnshp is ova, that i agree bt u said she shld swallow her pride n go back to him. That i wouldn't subscribe to. . .

But i just bought u a torch2
i hav neva failed in showing u love

On what grounds?
pls dnt embarice me in public

afrobaby:
Lol, why post her picture, what If she sees dis and bcom so angry, it may ruin ur chances completely

I hv told him that b4.

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=889173.msg10358348#msg10358348 date=1331222983]mRS chima met Mr Chima on a p.orn site. Its no big deal!! [/quote]Oouchh!
that hurts. . .

^Coogar. pls read the thread all over again particularly d posters parts. Then advice her better.

wesley80:
The best part of this entire episode is reading the reaction of ordinary South Africans to this apology, so refreshingly funny.

www.sowetanlive.co.za/news/2012/03/08/south-africa-apologises-to-nigeria?filter=all_comments#

Just read some of d replies. . .  I was tinkin  only naija was fukd up. naw i knw berra.

Meaning??

Suya kor, Soyabeans ni
Jamace, sauer

Yinka Expects Advanced Romance Stories
MAKER

y me:
10 years?she faints first

This dude is selfish, he doesn't want you anymore yet he doesn't want anyone around you
Move on dear, trust me I know its easier said than done
but in this case for your sanity you have to let him go
don't hold on to him thinking he might get back to his senses and come back to you
Tell him straight to back out of your life, let your attitude towards him show you are ready to move on and over him

The lord is your strength dear

*Pours her water*

Yam

Haiiii oooo

stepo707:
Finally! But what next after the apology?

They shake hands and everything will be all right.,.

I just saw this -

By DAYO ADESULU

Some candidates of the Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) 2012 will be taken unawares when they sit for the compulsory English Language examination on 24th March, as JAMB has mandated all registered candidates to read two recommended novels for this year’s UTME.

It has been disclosed by JAMB that questions with 25 marks will be drawn from passages in these two novels to test if or not the students had read them. The recommended novels are: The Potter’s Wheel by Chukwuemeka Ike, 265 pages, and The Successor, authored by Jerry Agada which has 246 pages.

The piece of information which was embedded on page 198 of the 2012 syllabus revealed that The Potter’s Wheel has ten questions of 15 marks and The Successors, five questions of 10 marks. Total marks obtainable if questions from both novels are answered correctly is 25.

However, barely two weeks to the unified examinations, many candidates still claim ignorance of the book saying they were not aware of the innovation that mandated students to read two novels for the examination. Some of the interviewed candidates said that their major concern was not only the stress of reading voluminous novels of over 500 pages, but that not enough awareness was created by JAMB.

Others said the examination body should have added the cost of these novels to the registration fee, adding that the novels are not available for sale in bookshops. Some candidates who complained that they were not aware of the novels faulted sellers of JAMB forms who denied them access to the syllabus.

Miss Enibukun Ore, a candidate of UTME stated: “I am not afraid of reading the two novels of over 500 pages before the examination, but the timing of the introduction is wrong. JAMB should have informed us since 2011 to prepare our minds for it as the novels in question are not common to majority students.

According to Enibukun who scored 269 in the previous JAMB yet without admission: “Most of us study a lot of past questions without going through the syllabus of current examination. The novels are scarce, though voluminous, I can read through within one week if available. I am not in any way against the introduction of two novels to be read before examination of this nature, but such recommended novels should be popular and common to students. Anyway, my minimum target for this JAMB is 270.”

Enibukun who said she just heard about it a day before this interview through her friend who registered for a coaching class, reiterated that JAMB should have made the novels available and include the cost with JAMB registration fee.

Similarly, Victor Anifowose who incidentally will be writing his first JAMB test said: “I am not aware of this development, all I have been doing is to study past questions. How will JAMB ask questions on these novels since there was no examples of past questions? Will it be asked like that of literature in English?” he asked.

Also, Mr Olu-William Onoja, a 30-year-old man aspiring to read law at the University of Lagos, stumbled on this story while it was being filed in a commercial bus and said: “I am not aware of the development. Is it true? I have not heard about these books, neither have I seen them.

However, I will look for the books as I aspire to score a minimum of 290. I will inform my friends immediately as time is no longer on our side.” He, however, lamented that JAMB did not create enough awareness, adding that enough awareness should have been created through the mass media.

On her part, Miss Fapohunda Opeyemi who scored 218 in her last JAMB, yet without admission said that she got to know about this development two days ago through her uncle who is a journalist. “The major challenge before me now is how to get the books as they are not in bookshops.”
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http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/03/utme-candidates-decry-lack-of-awareness-of-compulsory-novels-for-exams/

u?

[s]Omo, e be like say 'sharp guy' don displace you.,.[/s]
Too bad  

Why??

Ama join u ina jiffy

Pls posting here pix here aint necessary. i feel ur pain tho.

IMHO
¤Guess this would be their 1st meetin¤
Let them see first
Interact with eachoda
Spend 'enough' time together
Then let her tell u what she thinks about him
¤quite early 4 him to be professing 419 love¤

Hi Love,
u had breakfast?

Sorry, i retrieved the laughter
wait o, wat r u stil doing in the bath tub??

jackpot:
^
is this not where you promised 'us' the goodies?

Jackpot, who be the us??
i go shoot u ooo.,.

jackpot:
^
Er bro, one week later on, and I'm still waiting for the love-nest you promised.

Or are you romancing invisible she-ghosts?

     
wtf!!!
wat love nest??
I'm not cut out for any gay shyte!! 

MORE-
*I saw some people spray[/b]ing [b]money at the party

*I will tear u slap

[quote author=starlight®® link=topic=888817.msg10352455#msg10352455 date=1331154534]A Hausa man was withdrawing from an ATM, when
an Igboman behind him said, “hahahahaha Aboki
Mustafa, you be Mumu,
me done see your password;
na four stars (****)”
The Hausa man then
replied, “kai nonsense,
na you be mumu.
My fassword na 2644.[/quote].

eldav:
Rimsahy

See as u jxt dey laff like person wey jxt finish self service.

No offence.

hahahahaha.,. Thank God no one is in the office
*My 1st laff for todai*

Poster, how in God's name did you date someone that lonnggg??
Me, I nor fit ooooo
If I know the relationship aint alter bound after a year, men I ball.,.

mikuz:
How [b]Nkeiru[/b]ka?

How [b]Azu[/b]ka?