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na wao . . .

see as this guy dey fall Drogba hand because hin no dey form ?

apart from ETOO and a few others, name the other strikers that you would rather have in ur team as a 9 ?

@Chacal

sssssshhhhh !!! or best put like Loyika does it . . .tsk tsk tsk

u really need to visit PASTOR T.B JOSHUA one of these days u sound so demented that I am actually beginning to think u forget that u come from a respectable home . . .ur father cant be happy with ur degradation into this abyssmal state u are in

first, u had a tattoo of a Jackal on . . . now u are acting truly like a sex depraved moafoka

so sad u have been admitted for ADULT EDUCATION classes, I would have preferred u be taken to Aro instead

Chuckdee asks u a simple question . . .though it actually got me in stitches, u actually had to self-service on the statement . . .ARE U TRULY THIS CRAZY ?

but really I wonder how he could have asked if u teach ? WETIN U FOR TEACH ? . . .BUNKUMERY ?


@Emperoh

am sure u know very little about me . . . am not sure who has done more battles here on NL . . .CHACAL, ISLANDER OR MYSELF ? but what I know is I dont need to use a sledgehammer on u like ur lord Chacal before I get recognition here . . . .na today ?

just quit playing smart, its not working for u at all . . . .the smart ones we all know


back to footie . . .

@Chacal

its funny how u always feel Chelsea would kill Arsenal, well we all know u r a closet fan of Chelsea though u came out belatedly after Mumurinho left and STARTED DECLARING UR LOVE FOR GRANT is GRANT now ur adopted surname ?

take it or leave it, THERE IS NO WAY CHELSEA WOULD BE WINNING US . . .

we would rather go for broke . . .these days I am more comfortable playing big teams, and winning Chelsea wouldnt even be a biggie to me .

rather we would need to take maximum points from the remaining games and I wonder if the Mancs truly feel they wont drop points as well . . .na today ?

I wonder what was responsible for the RO-TE-RO combination not scoring gainst POMPEY . . oh sorry I almost forgot that its Cougar that deploys that appelation . .I meant to say the HOLY TRINITY    

@Chacal

u really needed to get some education dude . . its never too late

Adult education for u at this age must be the best decision u have ever taken

like Loyika said, how dey go dey go with ur classes ? hope u dont spew f@ckery at ur lecturers

@Loyika

na today u sabi Emperoh ? abeg forget the guy jare . . .copy copy too dey worry am

he wants to belong by force . . .hin think say e easy to be like Rikkyjen or Chacal here

@Akolawole

what can now u say about Peter Crouch ?

who would u rather have . . . Obafemi or Crouch ?

_{where is Eurphoria ?}

coded guy:
Been AWOL for sometime now, also just read up some post by our dear N/landers.
If you go to the Ass-anal thread, there 2 major things you'll notice.

1, The thread looks like its going to be extinct sooner than we know it.
2, For those who can still manage to post, you can actually see and feel fear in their write ups, gosh someone was even begging for post. How pathetic. .
Ma guess is most of them have started to see the light and are slowly backing off, and hoping that a miracle happens.

A potential 8 points gap will soon turn to a 1 point deficit.
If pompey did us in in the FA, assisted by a bat of a referee, please, GAYNERS, don't make the mistake of thinking Derby and the likes will do you guys any favours. I wont blame no one for our loss, because we should have buried that game beyond reasonable and unreasonable doubt.
That game was a typical example of shyte happens

Wengay must have been wishing he was atleast 8points in the clear before meeting MAN You so he could have a cushion when we beat him, but too bad .

I wonder what the' cliche of 'we are still on top' will turn to after todays result. Any guesses?

One United

clap for urself . . . .what sense have u made now ?

no . . .she be Ijebu chic

@Chacal and TKB 419

why dont u just agree with Dayokanu that the EPL is the most improved league and LETS MOVE ON ?

are trophies even awarded for these things titles ?

it cant really be said that the EPL is the BEST just about now cos they have been consistent in the Semis having more sides . . . .the snag to last season was the fact that AC Milan as the only non-English side still went ahead to win it . . .

but I CAN BET MY LAST DOLLAR . . .AN EPL SIDE WILL WIN THIS SEASON and then we can rightfully say THE EPL IS THE BEST LEAGUE

@Chacal

e dey pain u say na only NECO certificate u fit boast of ? 

or why the beef with Dayo that even his boy TKB419 has acknowledged as his master   

WE ALL KNOW You DONT HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE NAIRALAND, OR DO You ?   


@TKB 419

do we roll once again ? 

that girl don send me the full details oh! remember the one that is your accussee ? 

@TKB419

<sub>u pass out too much info for ur own good

later u start complaining of the info when being used against u

who cares if Dayo went to OAU ? or he is a Chemical Engineer ?

SHOULD WE START REELING OUT PEOPLE, THEIR IDENTITIES AND THEIR WORKPLACES HERE ?

what happened to the spice of anonymity ?</sub>


El Chacal

if u may know, I rate Dayokanu as one of the most brilliant chaps NLAND has produced . . . .the guber debate on WHO BECOMES NEXT GOVERNOR OF LAGOS STATE, which happens to be one of the best ever thread is a testimony to that

only problem is HIS NAZISM Adolf Hitler must be proud of him . . . .

cheats will always be cheats

kids kids kids

where are the oldies ?

this place is getting messed up

@Chacal

I maintain u are shameless !!!

go and suck on a straw or sumtin' . . .ODESCO OSHI

oponu u lost and we drew and u have the temerity to come saying nonsense here . . .ABISINWI OMO

@CHACAL AND CASSIEL

shame on u both !!! u lost to Portsmouth and ur title-winning aspirations was cut by 1 and u still come here spewing bunkum LIKE U WON SUMTIN' COS ARSENAL DREW AT bumpy JJB ?    

una no dey shame ?  

its not the end of the league for us  . . .ITS A MARATHON AND WE ARE STILL IN IT ! u lost ur SPRINT RACE YESTERDAY, NOW GO ALONG AND START TRAINING RIO FERDINAND TO REPLACE VAN DER SAD !    

and please tell ur chewing-gum addict baba Fergie to allow Refs be  . . . its appaling he thinks he can bully refs all the time    

UP MUNTARI !!!

@Nateevs

u sef no dey shame . . .

of all peeps here u no suppose even open that ur gutter wey u call mouth  

small club not ranked amongst the 1st 100 in English history sends u packing  . . . .worse still a Nigerian wey never even make any team ,junior or senior na hin demolish ur super duper team , U COME DEY MAKE MOUTH HERE . . .THUNDER FIRE THAT UR MOUTH THERE !  

so a Manc actually wants Mumurinho to be head gaffer at old thrashford ?

forget Bayern's bleak period and that they are not in UECL now . . . BAYERN IS A GREAT CLUB !

save 1999, when did Manure win its only other UECL trophy ?

IN DEM HITLER'S DAYS ?

ur logic is warped as ur ways

teams that can brag about being in the past and present are AC MILAN AND REAL MADRID

@Chacal

Bayern is way above Manure in UECL history . . . take it softly or swallow it

its so easy ! how many times have u won the UECL as aginst Bayern ?

the fact that Bayern is playing against Zamalek and Ah Alhy now dont mean nada ! every team has its bleak period

2 SEASONS AGO MANURE DIDNT EVEN MAKE UEFA WHILST ARSENAL GOT TO THE FINALS OF THE UECL . . .so which dust u dey yarn ?

no mind gunner Pataki . . .hin think say na joke be the grey hairs wey u pack for ur head

anyway I be oga for anoda parastatal

but forget allowances . . .I no dey even touch am, too much egunje and riba no dey gree me touch am

what happened to Mikel ?

@aYUSMAN16

I always knew u would be an olodo . . . .

how can I possible be a LASTMA official ?

u no dey follow the threads ?

how Fashola go put in Cousin for LASTMA and e go be ordinary official ?

@Ayusman16

not to worry ! maybe na because Fashola never pay my allowances make me dey over-react

@TKB417

like I say Dayokanu has a bragging right to be here ranting . . .as far as the UECL is concerned Bayern get mouth pass Manure whether u like am or not

but in the past 4 yrs or thereabouts . . .THE EPL TEAMS HAVE BEEN THE MOST CONSISTENT . . . .so they gats show some respect !

English team now know how to play in Europe, they know now that the matches from the 2nd round aint about 90 minutes no more but about a marathon 180 minutes or more

am beginning to think the EPL should be given more slots so that the likes of Tottenham and Blackbburn would make their own appearances in the EPL !

@Ayusman16

duh !

need I school u on what Sarcasm is all about ?

the 3 most important players in the team are HLEB, ADEBAYOR AND CESC in no particular order . . . .take out any/or two of this three and yawa go gas

Flamster comes next as he has upped his game, though we have had him being brilliant for most of the season . . .Wenger should go ahead and extend his contract. Dude looks like he's got some fire in his belly to be the most important player in the team though

Kirkland is free to yarn his dust . . .TALK IS CHEAP INNIT ?

I EVEN PREDICT AGBAHOWA WILL SCORE HIS FIRST BRACE OR HATRICK IN THE EPL ON SATURDAY !!!

@Chacal

we all know u are the resident rabid hound dog of Nairaland . . .ur popularity knows no bounds

Torres beat Adebayor to silver boot ? u kidding rite ?

I remember a certain RVN was leading Henry few matches to go few seasons ago . . .but Henry still cane back to shock him, winning the golden boot in the process . . . and dont even give me that FERGIE BENCHED HIM BS

@Cassette

aw u doing ? are u a night nurse ? NIGHTINGALE ?

@Debosky

did I hear u say u want to diagnose patients for me ? without no proper medical certifaicate ? well . . . BEING AN ASTUTE GUNNER OVER-QUALIFIES U JARE

and u got it right the hound dog never ceases to amaze me _{and Lordimpaq most especially} . . . especially with all his prognostications about MATCHDAY 10 , SUMMER AND WINTER , AFRICAN CUP OF NATIONS, THE TIGHT SCHEDULE WITH AC MILAN BEING THE SEALER OF OUR TITLE ASPIRATIONS REH REH . . .WHAT ELSE DO U EXPECT FROM THE KING OF THE SCUM LAND?

seriously . . . where is Dayokanu ?

babaearly alias jerrymania gets an unreserved apology ? wow !

4play

are you insinuating that our powerful admin needs to wiki Sarcasm to understand how it works ?

u mean that guy that wanted to sleep with the entire Arsenal squad . . .

I hear u . . ok, tell us where is Razorr ?

PLAYER OF THE DAY FAB4 SPEAKS . . . .

"This is a dream come true. To win in Milan 2-0, it is amazing. William Gallas said before the game enjoy the atmosphere. That is what we did. But this is just the beginning. We are now in the quarter-finals but we have not done anything. It is just one more step."

question ? who still doubts FAB4's talents ? he was voted all round best player in the round of matches nite 1 on a scale of 8.90 . . .no be small thing o

na why I dey vex with u be dis o Debo  

why are u trying to act like u dont know is behind the mask ?  

and guy . . .u too like woman ! dey take am do u    

if na guy I dey diss . .u go follow join but as e be say na chic now u begin fall my hand