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She was my jnr colleague in school.Abia state university.rily sad.RIP Precious

She's a nut case,seriously

Rily missed dis gr8 family.hope y'all re having a gr8 service yr?......Peace

Chaloskida: Jesusssssssssss$ 400 and...... Hv missed alot too, no bi smal tin mehn, Sooooo much. Na Hustling tins i dey 4 Bayelsa State Ooooooo! Corper Amanda-luv, Shaw uniquexty, m'corazon, piaget, dougshye, anonimus, nellyquash, sensual man, tuk, booqee & Co. ~LUV U All¤

Hw u doin dear?been a while.where b ur own PPA sef?tk kia dear

Sensual Man: BUT U U DON SHOP ENUF RAM MEAT TODAY NAA, KWUO KWA EZIOKWU O AND U NA ABUJA BIG GIRL NOW,
NO ALLOW SENATORS ANYTHING TO DISTRACT YOU O LOL. I TRUST U SHA..

Lol,my first tym of eating dat ram meat nd its so delicious.about those senators,i no see dem o abeg,almost all of dem na muslims nd u knw wot dat means.

Sensual Man: M'CORAZON NWANYI MARA MMA I SEE U VIEWING EVEN THO OTHER PEEPS R VIEWING ALONGSIDE U BUT NA ONLY U I DEY SEE JOOR,
HOWDY?
BARRKA DE SALLAH TO U.

Barrka de sallah to u too dear.u guys re rily having fun.its all gud jare.ve fun,its ur tym.flex d town wella

Charles Shaw: Nwa di sharp i hail bac, How body naa nd how Abj? ndi'uka allakuba no go gree una hear word today

Mandyluv and Anonimus i hail y'all too...

Howdy swerrie?am ok,Abj's kul.everytin is nw expensive cos of this their sala stuff.but i am enjoyn d hols shaa.hope d inflation no reach ur syd?

tojahh: M'corazon barbie, longtime, no m,ind me i just dey reasin how me and these SS2 gals for calabar go dey do for class....The Lord is my shepherd thins o

hahahahahahahahaha.singing#dis na temptation#dnt worry,u'll surely overcome.i'll b praying 4 u.lol

[quote author=Amanda_Luv]Bwhahahahahahahahha laff don nearly choke me o and now my tummy is hurting
the only one lol.
please i didn't say nothing o

@m'corazon darlin,i see you jare.good morning.
you said it all[/quote]gud morning switty.hw u doin?no mind d gal,she no get tlk.hpe u re enjoyn d hols?

tuktudicko: U see me, I see u too luv.
Buh shey u no see say 'nonimous de push me go corner ni?
I go para o

lol.na romantic pushin b dat.no para o,abeg

Tuk swee,ah see u,Tojah,hw u dey?lng tym.Anonimus,Shaw,Sensual nd all NL's,i hail una.been a while.hope u guys re enjoyn d hols!!!

Wait o,dis wrinkie,sorry kinkie babe,na only jealousy u dey cme show 4 dis place ni?wetin concern u wit her luv?sensual,just free d babe.dey said jealousy is a disease,we'll just pray 4 her 2 get well soon.

[quote author=Amanda_Luv]thanks a lot sweedy am very fine now that the drills are over lol
thanks a lot darlin.[/quote]U re welcme barbie

[quote author=Amanda_Luv]ibom korpa
make them no seize you there o mbok, lol. those peeps too like fine boy things

@m'corazon sweedy,are u serving in barracks?[/quote]lol.no switty.am staying wit my uncle there 4 nw,till i get an accomodation.hw ve u been?ve rilly missed u.dnt let anytin stress u,ok.tk gud kia of u.u re still importnt to us

Charles Shaw: Looooooooooool seriously,
learning dia lingua involves sounding like em in all aspect tho i sortof hav probs with dia pronounciation, u know how dia accent, english and pidgin dey be like naa
buh is all cool.
It's good to be a corper jare...u walk around with MORALE
HIGHHHHHHHH!!! fully kitted, anam'achikwanu

How's life inside Barrack Obama?
Shebi all those sojas forming galadima inside camp still do parade demselves?
.....and does Lazy Nigeria wake/sleep by 6am/6pm inside Barrack too?

lols.Yes o,dey parade every morning nd evening. i still hear dat annoyin beagle every morning around 6am nd in d evenin too.kinda reminds me of camp tho.they just trained us d way dey train dem in d barracks

Charles Shaw: Ok i h̶̲̥̅̊v to upd8 ds.
Uyo is a very b̶̲̥̅̊autiful city filled with many 'Omo ibo's', there's no shop u w̶̲̥̅̊lk into that is not owned by an ibo dude/woman,
Hardly do i speak english/pidgin again cos here feels like home except wen am interactin with indigenes and the indigenes are very nice, very nice to corper charles as they hail me
som of em are alrdy teachin me ibibio linguata.
Ok, Bac in camp i despised my khaki ehn cos it tore to shreds durin man o'war drills...but now am lovin puttin on my 7/7 khaki cos i f̲̅l immunity all over me, sojas wave @ u here wit ur khaki on, police hail u, every1 on d str̲̅ts hail u and with ur 7/7 on, just wave @ any Govt official car or any nice car and they'd giv u a fr̲̅ ride, they call it 'Soson', but dnt try wavin @ a rickety car cos e̶̲̅ fit be Taxi and u mustto pay.
Puttin on my khaki here i jus f̲̅l i can do anything and get away with it, am loving my khaki joor enjoying all the hailings.

Akwa ibom ado ok...

Yeah,lyk seriously,am nw proud of dat khaki.it gives lots of respect.i stay in a barracks wit my uncle,am very frendly wit most of d soldiers,i enter d barracks everyday witout signing.d free ride tin,if its nt a soldier,den there's no way am enterin b4 i find myslf at Zuma rock.its gud 2 b a corper jare.BTW,Shaw,no get Akwaibom tongue o after dis one yr service,lol

An0nimus: make una see person PPA first. for here if the words 'academy', 'college', 'community', 'secondary' or 'school' no dey your PPA name then you're wrong.









[s]e get one aunty them post go Govt house Lokoja sha, I can not fit to shout[/s]

Lols.most pple here were nt posted to skuls,wit d ones i've seen o.which one ur own carry?

tuktudicko: Ur PPA making senx, dat is if dem pay well o
Av they accepted u awready?

Their pay is gud,nd dey've nt accepted us yet.we were asked to cme bak nxt wk

SSGUniport: Place Of Primary Assignment = Federal Housing Authority, Asokoro, FCT Abuja...Work starts on Monday.

Have u been accepted already?congrats tho

tuktudicko: 'nonimous I acknowledge ur hailings, n I feel ur pain on d fone ish cos I also de d same boat wif u...
Tojahh, sensual, shaw I hail u guys specially.hpe ur ppa's r soft

Bouquee, u v still nt cum 2 terms wit edo state abi?lol, no backing down now

Corazon sweery, how av u been nah, missd u lyk cwazy

UNIPORTGIRL.............

Wad up luv,missed u more.hope ur PPA is gr8?I was posted to one Institute of Human Virology Wuse.its in d hrt of Abj nd rily a nice place

Wow,am so happy.Oluwa is always faithful.My PPA is just too gud.Nw,its tym to face anoda phase of life.Oluwa is always involved in my life

Cant blive camp is ending.i'll miss dis place seriously.PPATins on ma mind shaa.i pray my runs clicks

Am so havin fun here in Kubwa camp.variety night on point,live with charlie boy.make dis camp no end joooorrrrrrrr

booqee: Dey live there naaaa! Babe i see u dey enjoy there o. Me I can't wait to leave ere mehn, tho there's fun

lol.join sme of d activities,u'll definitly enjoy d camp.i was d costume manager nd d make up artist 4 our dance,nd we re among d first 3 dat'll compete again,so proud of dem.if u join sme of these stuffs,u'll enjoy it well

Dammmn,am rily having fun here,finally.Kubwa camp is da best.Platoon 7,on point.i acted yesternyt,cant wait 4 d dance tomorw.i dnt feel lyk goin again

Sensual Man: M'CORAZON NWANYI OMA I SEE U VIEWWIN, GOODMORNI AND HOW UR CAMP SIDE?

FOR THOSE IN THE HABIT OF INSULTIN SENSUAL MAN V SEEN U PEEPS VIEWING ASWELL, PLEASE POCKET UR INSULTSS O!
I JUST CAME BACK FROM CHURCH, NACC.
AND I REPEAT AGAIN, POCKET UR INSULTS O FOR UR OWN GOOD COS AM FILLED WITH THE HOLYGHOST SPIRIT THIS MOMENT.
CALABAR KPEKUS SWEET JOOR IF U DO IT SHARP SHARP FROM THE BACK

lolsssss.gud afternoon dearii.u nd Shaw just dey enjoy.shaa,if anybdy insults u,just pray 4 dat person,since u re still filled wit d Holy Spirit.bkiaful wit those gals o,abeg.no b all b human being

SSGUniport: Corpers Weeeeee!!!!!! Reporting Live from NYSC PERMANENT ORIENTATION Camp, KUBWA FCT ABUJA.......To all Platoon 2 Members, Thanks for the team work displayed during yesterday's duty, I appreciate U guys....So far so good We've cooked the best food served in the camp's kitchen(Egusi soup in d afternoon and d Jollof rice in d 9t)....Don't Forget also that we have Our Dance Competition against platoon 3 on Monday, and Failure ain't an Option...Once again, thanks for yesterday's display of Unity.....Thank's and God bless.....Engr. Comr. UCHE UHEGBU ("Interim" platoon 2 Leader)

Dat una egusi soup sef,lol.d pap no try at all

booqee: I don't like d way my roommates are doing sef. Infact dem dey dull me. I'm d only yoruba girl, d rest are all ibo. Dey won't even try and speak common pidgin so i can easily blend in and make friends. Na ibo they speak from morning to night. Tho they seem like a friendly pple, they laugh and talk a lot(me excluded, when i no hear nko?).
Dis morning i was talking to a lady in my room, she com reply me with ibo, even tho they all know i'm yoruba. I said jokingly "speak english i don't understand ibo. She reply say "nna ehn, go learn ibo ugwanu", she no even answer me d tin wey i ask her again.
Infact wey all these nairaland corpers wey dem post to edo?? Una no wan meet ni??

My own rm is ok.i neva knew Hausa pple could b very frndly.one Hausa girl is actually my corner mate nd we go along just fyn.my rm mates re very nice,majority of Hausas shaa.its rily fun tho

ThoniaSlim: It could be they actually talk that way and can't help it! Out of all that's going on in camp, that's what you noticed! Get over your insecurity girl!

#ignoring you#

[quote author=Amanda_Luv]Original Badoo. lol. as e dey Hot
m'corazon sweery i see you viewing.
been quite long i made my last post and am sorry i didnt update d house on my s.o.p everything happened so fast.am actually camping in lagos and i wish to also use this medium to once again express my apreciation to Charles Shaw my brother who did some magic with my mobilisation number without charging me and still refused to accept my little token when i saw that i'v been posted to lagos my dream state. i also apreciate the mods & all the wonderful peeps especially my ikengas and ikengresses. we d best.[/quote]congrats barbie.was even wondern wot was wrong.hw about Piaget?tnk God we all made it.hpe u re havn fun?
And if u see Tuk,hail him 4 me.tell him i miss him

Its parry tymmmmmm.NYSC welcme parry sponsored by calypso.enuf highness tonyt

Charles Shaw: Attended a lecture on:
#Security
#EFCC
#Facts about Akwa Ibom with Sensual man nd Funmi le hot.

I don collect my N1500 alawee since mornin nd the bar remain like N800.

Akwa Ibom is fun,
[s]lots of umu nwa with Big Breeeasst nd yansh[/s] U get 2 see d the whole projections clearly wen it rains like is rainnin heavily nw nd am havin d viewing pleasure of mine Codedly with my sun glasses.

I don work my PPA to Eket shaa, ufordu ndi amaror ife'anaruu joor!

It's rainning heavily nw nd we jus got driven out for parade under the rain, Sojas here r mean i must tel ya...

@m'corazon, errbody in AK camp is havin fun o esp @ nyt nd mor fun wn u meet gr8 peeps who enjoy d same tins u enjoy nd 'v actualy md friends wt gr8 peeps here.
I'v chaowd edikaikong with pieces of kponmo nd periwinkle naa but i nva chaw Afang soup yet

Tuk i see u clearly, How Lag camp?

From urs truly, Badoo.
Reportin from Nsit Atai camp Akwa Ibom...

Enjoy swerrie.u deserve it