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damola123: Okay. But as long as those people keep a lid on their pandora's box. I'm watching.

U re watchn?no offense,but my dear,who re u?I dnt enjoy wot is goin on in dis house,but dat dosnt mean u'll try intimidatn oda's wit wrds.pls,dis is a house dat has diff ple 4rm diff backgrounds.u cant just cme in here 2 bully pple into obeyn u.d pple affected can speak up 4 dem selves.if dey dnt lyk it,dey will say it.plssss,if u want 2 preach peace,do it peacefully

damola123: I was initially quite baffled with tuktuDICKo's response but then I saw his username and every iota of bemusement dissipated. What was I expecting with a username as such? Surely a DICKhead response.
My little Mr tuktudicko Einstein came out with the unprecedented discovery that I only opened an account on NL few days ago and I couldn't possibly have been browsing the thread as a guest without an account. Suffice to say a man can only think within the limit of his brainpower and it's obvious you are acutely lacking in this department.
I see you revel in fabricating 'realities' and throwing petty tantrums - such as ''Run back 2ur batchC thread and tell
dem u failed
Wit ur tear tear dictionary''.
Just so you know, I care as much about NYSC as much as I care about you which is next to nothing. I'm a freelance writer on elance earning an average of 550dollars a month. It isnt much but it keeps me going and enough for me to shun NYSC last february. I only changed my mind to impress my parents and to experience the 3 weeks camp. But I understand this is a lifeline for you and your entire future depends on it.
As your username depicts, tuktuDICKo, you smelled some good old p***** and you want a piece of the action only to leave your 'baallls' (testicles, no pun intended) behind. I will only henceforth reply you if you write in good English.

Dear,dis is so so uncalled 4.just lst nyt,u were repremanding d inmates cos of d way dey were acting,nd dis morning,u re already insulting sme oda person.nw,wots d diff btw u nd dem?and pls,u dnt knw anybody's history here,i dunno y u re tellin us hw much u earn here,dis is a social netwrk my dear.Remember,if u ve enuf bread,just knw dat smeone owns a bakery.

tuktudicko: Mornin me luv
I neva ordered u ooo,wat sort of man wud I b if I ordere ladies around
I slept well, hpe u did too

Yes dearii,i did,nd i luv ur approach here.i rily respect u a lot

tuktudicko: Goin bak 2sleep
M'corazon b a darlin n lock up after u

Nyt peeps

Good morning swirry.i just did as u ordered,lol.hope u slept well?

llols,Tuk,u no dey sleep?u don bcome NL watchman ni?

tuktudicko: I'm awesome
Having a great day, hpe u are too

Yes dear,I am

[quote author=tuktudicko]M'corazon I missed u
I missed u more luv.where av u been?hpe u re gud?

Good morning house.dis house was smthn else yesterday,lol.i wonder wot will happen if everybody in dis house will b posted 2 one place,na we go dey drill oursleves.Abeg,person fit carry jin nd juice or shekpe go camp?we need 2 b sipping on smthn.Charles shaw,u re rilly keepin it real,hope u re gud?Tuk,where u dey?nice day ahead ma gud fellas

booqee: pls which school are the ikengar and ikengres?? I've been meaning to ask?? Abeg no vex o..i really don't know

Abia State University

tuktudicko: Hey swee, mornin 2u2
How u take see me, cos I've not cum online since morn
Hpe no b dream tins

Lmao,i did see u nah.mayb b i came online while i was dreaming

Amanda_Luv: good morning to all ikengas and ikengresses

Good morning barbie

Good morning prospective OTONDOS,hope y'all re doing gr8?gr8 day ahead.Tuk,ah see u clearly,gud morning swerrie

tuktudicko: Mornın dearıe, stress ıs an essence ın lyf
Even mere tınkın ıs stressful
Wısh u a stress free day tho'

A smashıng day ıt ıs

Lol,na true shaa.all d same,nice day ahead

Good morning sweeries.hope y'all had a gud nyt rest?wishing everyone a stress free day

Sensual Man: LOL

Sensual,tk am easy o,lol.gud morning dearii

An0nimus: I've been around NL. maybe not as frequent as before but around..so much drama been going down in this place recently lol

Yeah,but its still fun .hope u re gud?

Good morning everyone,Big shout out to all d handsme Ikengas nd Beauriful Ikengresses.Charles Shaw n Tuk,i see una.a gud morning 2 u.Nice day ahead

An0nimus: how can I forgettin you my meatie pie, imposicant..hope you're doing great?

Am gud sugar.where ve u been?

[quote author=tojahh]Goosevening Ladies and gentlement, who's doing the countdown should please remind ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ of the days, hours and minutes remaining. I still D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ Village D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ view una with my HD National TV O°˚˚˚°. Shaw, unique, winnie, yemmit, tuk, osigie, lewizylee, Amanda, Creamie, Coefoe, Obaino, mercy, Laodokite, M'corazon, payne, hmmmm abeg if Ɣõu̶̲̥̅̊ hia ya name answer present O°˚˚˚°. Ehenm, wey Uniportplaygirl sef? Bis don expire? Team #IMO#[/quote
Lmao.shee u go fry garri 4 villa?bring 4 me abeg

tuktudicko: Barbıe u welcum jawe

I'm ın my happy mood 2nyt

Dis ur teeth fyn eh!lol

Charles Shaw: Sexy ikengress u r seen nd highly admired.

To All Ikengas nd Ikengresses shey we all hav our school id card from DSA?
If we dnt hv yet, we better apply, so we can get it early.
It's sure a requirement 4 camp.
The last time i was in skool i used dat opportunity 2 apply nd hope 2 chek if is ready wen i'd be checkin my mobilisation number.
You only apply wit ur clearance receipt nd pay N200

Tnx swt.i've already gotten mine.i did so d last tym i went 2 skul

@Anonimus,na d three in one t-shirt wey u promise me dey make u hide ni?promise na promise o.

Gud evening handsme dudes nd beautiful ladies,happy sunday.TukI see u,tnx luv 4 d shout out,Charles Shaw,ah see u,u no dey eva carry last,Chaloskida,Amanda_luv,Uniquexty,Piaget,i see u all.

Martowskin: hmmmmmmm......once hav dis same view, but didn't last long, after 2months....neva can tell sha...

It dosnt ve 2 change dear.wen u bear dis tip in mind,u'll b able 2 tk in or endure woteva u see during ur service yr no matter where u re being posted.(but,north no follow o.lol)

ideology: Hahahaha, no p, am from Akwa Ibom. I don't want to serve in my state, I need visit other places too, learn their life style etc.

Owky.Winnie was right.dats a gud one though,we need 2 learn oda pple's lifestyle nd culture,dats one of d essence of NYSC

WinnieDPooh: Lol there is nothing bad about the place and the state Governor just increased their state alawee 2Months ago

wow,dis one sounds rily inviting.lols

WinnieDPooh: The guy may be from Akwa Ibom state and may not like to serve in his state of origin/maybe a place he reside.

Owky,tnx.was just tryn 2 b sure,incase i'll b thrown 2 dat place.

ideology: I don't really have a place in mind
but I certainly won't go to North,
if east-Enugu
if west-lag, ogun,osun, oyo
if south-all except Akwa Ibom

Y will u rule out Akwaibom?is there anytin bad bout d place?

paulasweet: Hey guys! Where would u like to be posted to? For me lagos. Let ur answers start rolling

For me,its either Lagos ot Akwaibom,nt made up my mind yet.make call up cme out first

[quote author=tuktudicko]Yes o babes, ı'm already laffın sef.
One wınch wanted 2fool me dıs mornın by sayıng she ızz stıll a vırgın but God catch am n she confessed wıt pants down
A nyc day 2u2 luv[/quote
lolsssss.dis got me rotfl.Tuk,u no fit kill person.

Gud morning gud people,hope u all slept well?we re still one o,no matter wot.y'all ve a nice day

Charles Shaw: Sensual man no go kee me 4 dis house
G'mornin ALL prospective Batch B in the House.....
To all Ikengas nd Sexy Ikengresses:
Uniquexty, m'corazon, Amanda_luv, PIAGET, Doushyie nd chaloskida,
Special mawnin 2 y'all.
We r still onPoint!
17 mor days to our mobilisation number

Good morning sexy Ikenga.call up number sure pass,cant wait