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Kobojunkie:
You are struggling with a mental illness and Nigeria is the most rational thing you can think of doing? Ever consider it this way?

2. Why no approach Nigerians there in the UK to ask them these questions or maybe take a test trip to the country and spend about 6 months there before making a final decision on how much you will need, how much you will fit in back there, etc?

A.K.A Judas, see how you are replying messages here. Who doesn't know you will think you are a reasonable human being. Oya jump on your second account and haul your insults.

But trust me, whoever is behind that Judas1X username has been marked for doom. As far as a human being is behind the username, the person shall face the repercussions of his sins.

Don't bother explaining yourself. Like I said, the person behind that username is doom for life whether it's you or anyone else. So long it's a human being, that person shall not see the light of the day trust me for this.

Judas1X:
Yes ooo, no be small thing. At least that's what the sensitive punk bitch McSlize wants to believe anyways.

Continue. Your woes are waiting for you ahead. The worst thing that will ever happen to a man is when a man doesn't know where his problem is coming from. If you know where your problem is coming from, you will be able to solve it. But if you don't know, you will just be wallowing in mysteries.

You might not experience anything now. When your problems will start, you won't even remember that you insulted somebody some years back starting from today. You must have forgotten.

You don't know who you are insulting. But you will surely reap what you sow. It could be 2 years, 5 years or even 10 years later. But as far as I have placed curses on you on this very night, you shall experience the dooms ahead of you. I want to use you as a scape goat so that in your next life, you won't talk to people any how.

What's my justification for this? I am using your insults as a justification. Cuz according to the law of the universe, go after those who come after you.

Your problems will start in the nearest future when you won't even remember all that you have done. Mark today.

Your issue can never be solved by a mortal man. 5 years from now, I believe you won't even remember all these things you have done. But trust me, your uncouth utterances will surely catch up with you.

You are doom for life young man. I repeat, you are doom for life. You won't experience anything now. Go about your normal day to day activities. You will meet your doom later in the future trust me.

No man can solve your problem. The spiritual controls the physical. And as such, your problem shall be spiritual. You will reap in hundred folds and drink from the can of your sins.

It's not just about laying curses on you. I will pound herbs for your matter to hasten your doom. All I need is your username. You must reap what you sow. You go too suffer sha. After all, nothing is backing you. You are just an empty human being who is a keyboard warrior.

I don't want you to die. But you go suffer gan. Your problems will be uncountable. Your hands are not clean. By insulting people about, you shall pay for your sins in hundred folds years later. When your issues start, it's still the same men of God you will run to for help to pray for you. But no prayer can reverse the problems ahead of you unless I forgive you, which I won't. But so long as I don't forgive you, no man can solve your problems.

You will think I am joking. It go be like play for your eyes sooner or later. When the time comes, you shall experience them one after the other. Like I told you, your issues are piling up waiting for you in the future. You don't experience them now doesn't mean you won't experience them in the future.

You will become mistrable and will be a shadow of yourself in time to come.

I so much pity you now. Continue with the insults. When some people start facing problems, they don't know that it's what they have done in the past that is causing their problems. That's how yours will be.

Bring on more of the insults. Cuz I need them to do my work on you. Remember, what you don't know is bigger than you.

Judas1X:
Is this your new angle? After failing to convince innocent readers that I and Kobojunkie are one and the same, you've resorted to these weak ass threats. Oh God, I'm pissing my pants. Who's gonna save me from Mr. Bitchy Whiny McSlut. Waaaah!

Dude, grow some balls and stop being petty. If you jump into the wresting ring, you supposed to expect a smackdown nau? Jeez. Too much estrogen oozing out of your posts .

Thank your star I am lenient. Dude it won't take me more than a week to render you useless if I want to use you as a scape goat 🐐. I swear to God that made me.

From your write ups alone, you are still a child who hasn't experienced anything in life. But it won't be me that will use you as a scape goat as that's against my ethics.

In as much as I know things, I don't abuse them. Young man, I am on the higher state of myself right now. A single pronouncement, will make you useless. Body go tell you. Keep ranting. That your hand you're using to type all those rubbish, a good chronic weakloo will fit it.

You want to prove stubborn and you will be used as a scape goat 🐐 if you provoke me further.

When you start experiencing mysterious things, remember all the insults you have insulted people. You will pay for all your sins in one way or the other.

A mortal man like you need to have a taste of some brutal things of life to serve as a lesson to you. If you don't experience some sorts of wickedness, you will keep thinking that life is all there is.

Having gone through all your posts, you are fond of insulting people here. Those insults are enough justifications to make you pay for your sins in full. Let's assumes you are between the age of 18-23. Probably you haven's really seen anything too serious in life. A trial will convince you.

You won't understand where I am driving at cuz you believe I am speaking with you physically. But I will handle your matter in no physical way. After all, you have committed so much atrocities to justify anything that will befall you. Remember all your sins and insults when you start experiencing things you have never experienced before. It will just be you paying for your sins.

For now, you are a champ who rants about. But soon you can't even login Nairaland, let alone insult people you don't know thinking you are in a faceless forum. Your cup will soon full.

Judas1X:
I'm not shocked at anything. I'm not shocked that you have the IQ of a broken bottle and you can't peruse through my posts to see that I share no semblance with the moniker that quoted you first. I'm not shocked that you would make spurious assumptions about things you can't know or understand. It's in your nature. You fear the unknown. You can't deal with your ignorance because it exposes you for the shallow basket you are. You're low IQ, emotionally unintelligent and psychologically vulnerable. That's why you cling to stupid beliefs that have no basis in reality.



Are you really so stupid that you couldn't envision the possibility that I've been watching you embarrass yourself from the very first page, and that you've been heckling someone who clearly didn't want to pursue a further discussion with you? Whatever you choose to believe about me is none of my business. Any African gullible enough to believe in the Jewish God, is not only intellectually impoverished, but is also a rejected vagabond with an inferiority complex



You must not know who Judas1x is. Maybe you should ask around. I suffer fools and I seek no friends. And no you're not dull, that would mean you have the potential to shine. No, you're as dark as the Devil's anus.



You can continue crying like a little punk till your balls turn red. Subhumans like you possess no intellect, no shame, no dignity, and no knowledge of when to rein themselves in before they get brutalized. Little minded slave of Yahweh. Keep crying and making up nonsense. Let's see how much good it will do for you.

I will not warn you further. We might be in a faceless platform but you are very very visible to me.

That hand that you are using to type now, you might not be able to use it to type.

I am still sounding some warnings to you. You might think this is a joke. But carry on.

You run your mouth now but you might feel the effect of all your jargons later. That is if you push me further with your insults. You can't run your mouth with people you don't know thinking you are invisible. Body go tell you. Be warned!

Judas1X

Judas1X let this be known to you that you ain't invisible. If you've been doing this to others, I will use you as a scape goat. After all, you dey empty.

Judas1X:
You're not built for this. You can't ride the dragon. There's no one else but me, so stop chasing fishes in the sky. So far, you're boring me to death. Your lines and retorts are as cheap as your existence.

And you don't have to keep going back to edit your posts countless times. No amount of polish will cover the fact that you're a witless baboon trying to banter with his betters.

Don't try me if you don't want your life to be miserable this year. Be mindful who you run your mouth with. Don't think you are invisible. As far as a human being is behind this user name that's enough for me to mess you up. Don't dare me. Try me further and I will show you that there is life after death.

Judas1X:
When the shellacking starts getting rough, they start to hallucinate
cc. Kobojunkie

FYI, I'm not only Kobojunkie. I'm also LordReed, Jaephoenix, Kingxsamz, Seun, OtemAtum, Maynman, Martinez39s, ubunja and McSlize.

Now proceed to wallow in your own pile of excrement, retardo.

Oh, it shocked you that I exposed you? You think everyone here is foolish?

This user was not part of the conversation. You just came from no where and boom you threw a shot. That's why I knew it's you using your second account.

Someone who wasn't part of a conversation initially can't just countered me with an insult. Thus, I knew it's you Kobojunkie using your second account. I am not as dull as you bruv.

Come off it. This is act of cowardice. Stay put with your main account and stop exposing your foólishness using another account.

Kobojunkie:
If everyone's days are numbered and there are no dates set for anyone meaning anyone can die at any time, don't you think that concluding it is possible to hasten one's demise can only amount to a foolish delusion?

2. Religion is nothing but a scam and you are proof of that fact!

3. So, all the 10s of millions who died young last year did so because they all cursed your god? Odeku! 🙄🙄🙄🙄

If you don't believe in God, you might not live to the numbers of days God wants you to live. Has that come to your realisation?

You don't believe in God. In essence, you are liable to die young cuz the power of God won't be backing you because you have denounced it.

Do you think you will live long in that case?

Judas1X:
You are an insignificant animal with no teeth. You can't even hurt a mosquito. Stop bigging yourself up because you read some fantasy story books about an imaginary grandpa in the sky wielding ludicrous powers.

You've finally jumped on your second account. Oya fúck off now before I strike you with madness. Communicate with me with your first account. Stop jumping on another accounts to quote me.

Judas1X:
Your days are numbered too. Abi you no go die? Do you think you will live forever? You better stop embarrassing yourself and start using your brain, miniscule as it is!

You doubt spirituality and I am helping you to fasten your days. I will die only when I grow old. 120-130years.

No man or a woman born of a woman can kill me before my time except the Almight God. I no put water for mouth talk am.

I am too strong to be killed by a mortal man. I stand for good and good only. That's why when I see some of you doubting the power of God and spirituality, I see you as an empty corpse.

I am not telling you to do JuJu o. But come on man, don't be stupid, only God Almighty can save you if the wicked ones have your time.

Mind you, na God be my backing power and no one else. The power of blessings and curse is in my 👅. But I don't dare use it wrongly.

Kobojunkie:
So, if I don't say Amen, I won't die? You are clearly an eejit! 😏

Saying Amen means you have said yes to it. Even if you don't say amen to it, if one wants to cause you evil, it's gonna be a walk over cuz you have nothing backing you. Not even the spirit of your father.

You don't even believe in God Yaweh. Thus, you are walk over empty baboon.

I can bless you with my mouth and I can also curse you and it will happen. It shock you! It's natural. Thank God that I don't curse people. It's a gift. I only stand for good.

Run to God now and be saved. You might not be that lucky when you jam the wicked ones.

Kobojunkie:
The days of every living being are numbered so you are not making any particular sense telling me that.

2. I don't fear that which is guaranteed from the day I was conceived.

3. I don't buy into your spirituality because it is bullsheet and just that.

Yes of course. But you can use your own foólishness to hasten yours to come fast, do you know that?

So, I want to help you to hasten it. So that the numbers of days you are supposed to live will reduce and you will see your Waterloo on time. How about that?

I want to ask you, will you like to die young? If you can say yes to this, then we can proceed. I don't want us to wait further. Let's prove your foolishness to the world. After all you don't believe in God Yaweh. So it will even make it faster cuz you are not trusting in anything. No power is backing you.

Let's do it bruva. If you are ready let me know.

Kobojunkie:
Again, stop spewing religious gobbledegook aka foolish retarded nonsense at me thinking you are saying something meaningful. That delusion you are stewing in is not shared by me at all.

I said your days are numbered. Say amen to it if you get mind.

Kobojunkie:
Eejit! Your own days are equally numbered since Death is guaranteed to all who live, even plants and animals.

2. See this moronicus claiming the name of a God who made clear that He is God only of Israel. Your particular issue is beyond help. Imagine this tweedle dee proclaiming that he has hold of a God who literally swore that His only people are those of the bloodline of Jacob. Nonsense!

I said your days are number. Claim it na. You no even get mind. You dey fear to die? You no wan die but you dey doubt spirituality.

What a foolish man!

Kobojunkie:
1. As expected, more religious gobbledegook! 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

2. Use your brain! If the only time or way to get your deity to act is to curse at him while he hides behind Death— a sort of deity that guarantees all beings an encounter at some undetermined time—, doesn't that tell you how very useless your god is to yu and all? Think! think!! Think!!! 😐😐😐😐

Wake up from your spiritual foólishness. If you don't change your ways, you might not live long from the outlooks of things.

I am telling you now. I no put water for mouth talk am. Only God Almighty can save you if you run to him. Don't end up dieing young cus of your spiritual foolishness.

Embrace HIM now that you still have the time. He is ready to receive and protect you from all evils.

If not, you will be a walk over for the evil ones. Cuz after all, nothing dey your head. Just an empty mortal man who is banking on his man made wokeness.

Kobojunkie:
See how you are still unable to correctly identify this Almighty of yours. Zeus is considered Almighty by the Greeks.

2. So, the power— if we can even call it that— of your particular deity is that only if he/she/it is cursed is he able to do something, is that what you are insinuating by all of this? Isn't that the most pathetic excuse of a deity that is?

Your days are number foolish man. Say no more. Your battery is already running low. Run to God Almighty whose name is Yaweh and be saved. Only God Almight Yaweh can save an empty mortal man like you.

You bloody mortal man! Your days are number. Keep doubting the Almighty God.

Every other gods bow to his power. If you get mind, challenge his power. Place curses on his name and watch. A stubborn fly follow the corpse to the grave.

Even as I am here, I won't be that foolish to doubt the existence of the Almighty God let alone challenge him.

But I want you to use your man made foólishness to try and curse God first. Just experiment it, sit and watch.

If you can boldly do it with your full chest and live pass this year, I will stop believing in God Almighty whom every other powers bow to.

The things of the spirits truly look foolish to the foolish ones. And Kobojunkie is not excluded.

Kobojunkie:
Learn from someone who spews only religious gobbledegook? No be brain damage be that?

2. Stop wriggling like a worm abeg! Which of the 4000 different noted deities are you on about? Zeus? Ogun? Ifa? Sango? Amadioha? Obatala?... which one?

I will still say it again, you are spiritually foolish and blind. Don't use your man made believe to talk down on the spiritual aspect of life. I just gave you a simple assignment.

Go outside in the mid night and place curses on the name of the Almighty God that I know, if you live pass this year and celebrate 2026 new year, I will stop believing in God.

I just want you to boldly challenge God if your life don't become mistrable overnight, then change my name.

Kobojunkie:
1. First off, I am not your brother. Second, you do realize that all of this amounts to religious gobbledegook to me, right?

2. Save me from what? Religious gobbledegook?

3. Which God? There are over 4000 documented deities out there. Which one of them am I being saved from or saved by in this case?

Shut up and learn dummy. How stupid can a mortal man like you be?

I want to give you a simple assignment. If it sure for you, come outside in the night and curse God, if you pass this year come back and quote this post.

Do it if it sure for you. If you can boldly curse God and you still live pass this year, then I will raise hands for you. I want to tell you that there is power beyond that your little mind and disbelief.

It's not enough to disbelieve things. If you get mind place curses in the name of God Almighty and challenge him black and white, if you live pass this year, come back to quote this post.

Kobojunkie:
1. Do you mean your millions of religious zombies —spiritually-deluded beings most of them —who fill up churches, mosques, and even shrines across all of Nigeria are not confirmed corpses by the state of the nation? 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

2. Human beings aren't the only ones who wake up every day though. Animals—insects, worms, tadpoles, etc.— also do. 😂😂😂

3. As far as emptiness, it is more than proven that no one can take that from those of you who claim to be spiritual beings though. I mean look at Nigeria alone for all the proof you require.

Brother you're too empty. Pray that you don't jam evil people. Na once they will use you count score. There is still a tiny grace you are having right now. It might not last that long due to your spiritual foólishness.

Do you know why I said you are empty, because you are spiritually naive. And when you are spiritually naive, you are nothing but a fly for the strong ones.

Nothing will save you if your time comes cuz you don't even believe in God whose grace still remains your saving grace at this moment. But don't say I didn't warn you.

Run to God now and believe in his power if not, they will use you count score when luck run out of you and no one will save you cuz you don't believe even in the power of God.

I am so sorry for you brother. People like you díe mysteriously due to your too much wokeness.

May you not die young.

Kobojunkie:
Can we please stop telling this lie? Only opportunity coupled with the making of good consecutive decisions can help a person formally living in poverty to escape it.

Which lie? Most of you that doubt spirituality are just walking empty corpses.

You sleep and wake up every day and you think it's because you are a human being that's why you wake up.

I see some of you and shake my head. No wonder most of you look empty in the spirit. Empty bucket.

Even if you don't believe in spirituality or God, find something to believe, rather than believing nothing and appearing so empty in your spirit, body and soul.

Genetically, no. But spiritually, yes it is. Until you take it by yourself to break yourself free from that foundational poverty. Anything you do to make money or better your life, it will be like you pouring water inside a basket.

You see that father side? Your father root, I mean the family your immediate father came from, has a lot of influence on you as a person. It's either the family is cursed or there is something that tie everyone from that root down not to progress.

It's left for you to rise up and free yourself or you sit down and look hoping that mannas will fall from heaven. If you like work like a jackas, if you don't take care of the root of the problem, you will just be wasting your time. I know some woke homo sapiens won't believe this.

Olokobintin:
What is the essence of having a lot of money without a beautiful angel beside you to spend on. There is this special feeling when you are with a beautiful girl with fresh skin and succulent boobs and yansh. Especially with the one that has a very soft skin. Bro, I hope you that you are feeling me?

Go get the mula, find a girl for yourself that you will cherish and give all your heart, money and everything to.

There will never be a man without a woman and there will never be a woman without a man. Olokobintin says so.

Please, I use God beg you, follow Geh Geh let's Geh Geh reformat your thinking now before it is too late.

On behalf of Nothing Concern Us Association of Nigeria (NCUAON), all we can say is nothing concern us.

Researches have shown that woman are more heartless than men. Women are loyal to their emotions than to be term rightoueus.

On the one hand, when a woman wants to do something, she doesn't care how you feel.

On the other hand, if it's a man, he will sit and ponder over the effect his action will have on the other individual. But that's not the case with the female gender.

That's why as a man, don't kill yourself trying to labour all your life for a woman who doesn't support and respect you as a man.

Only reward a woman who is submissive and loyal to you, not the one that insults you every morning, afternoon and night.

Do not reward iniquity with good. When you do that, you are committing generational atrocity against yourself as a human.

200% won't be bad. Let everybody face the wrath of APC.

Samantha125:
As a South African lady, I don't care what you nairaland or Nigerian brotherhood dedicate to me... It doesn't affect me in anyway...😂😂😂

I already know the song... My favourite part is the "ashawu awusha ashawu awusha ashawu awusha, Kom Kom, eh eh eh eh eh eh, Kom kom...😂😂😂

You just had to take me down memory lane...🤣🤣🤣

I will be coming to South Africa. Arrange some big booties for me to welcome me from the airport.

I am a King. I need to be treated like one you know.

tfelicityk:
Hmmmmm...m
This is called Billing...

I would rather used it to establish her than sending it to her account...

If she doesn't like it. I will tell her to go and bill her FATHER instead.

Guys please pay attention to your legally married wife than all this side chick or girlfriends...

According to Geh Geh, use the money to buy keke for the girl papa make he drive and balance you and also take care of his daughter.

Clear road for Geh Geh, that guy na man he be. Go and watch his postcard with Nedu if you haven't. Lots of men need to learn.

Geh Geh come to my rescue.

It's been long I meet a woman. My abstainence and semen retention has taken a good torn on me that I feel so reluctant inviting any woman to my house.

I have so many ladies line up for invites. But I don't want to go back to my Nacka Nacki lifestyle.

Temptation is just too much. Girls with big yansh and bobbies no wan let us see the future again. Guys, please remember me in your prayers. Kindly pray for me. What should I do? I don't want to go back to my old ways. Kindly advise me. 😭

Samantha125:
If we don't ask you for nothing as our husbands, just know that we're asking for something elsewhere...😂😂😂

Flavour - Nwa Baby (ASHAWO Remix)

Waka waka baby oyeh, wuru wuru baby oyeh, corner corner baby oyeh, I go tell my mama, I go tell my papa, and I go tell am say, you be waka waka baby, you be shooku shooku baby oyeh, wuru wuru baby oyeh, baby sawale, sawa sawa sawale, sawa sawa sawale, ASHAWOOOOOOOO!

Do well to listen to the song before you sleep tonight. We Nairaland brotherhood kindly dedicate that song to you as the waka waka baby wey you be.

Zinny91:
Thank you Sir, please my email is could you please send me an email as I cannot find your email. thank you

All right.