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halfricanadian:
yo realise as u date foreign chicks their men date us too so boo its equal love them dey love us

keep screaming like chicken in labour

continue dreaming expired rotten old hag.

halfricanadian:
Thats right

But which nigerian girl has beaten ur foreign girlfriend before?

Like do we look bothered??

We are not complaining

Wait wait wait wait u only voiced dis cos u pained

Cos no nigerian girl has ever travelled abroad to beat yo foreign biatch ass so sit yo ass nd invest ur love into ur relationship with yo foreign chick

Wen foreign girls realise ow mch u guys value dem dey gon start playin ur heart * its every girls typical trait white or black*

So reduce d rate at which u loud ur team foreign girl keep calm nd date dem ....

I already have a foreign chic. Nigerian girls are waste products.

1) THEY LOOK FOR VULNERABLE GUYS AND SCAM THEM WITH LOVE THAT DOESN'T EXIST IN THEIR HEARTS.


2) THEY ARE INTO A TYPE OF BUSINESS CALLED MULTIPLE BOYFRIENDS. THE HIGHER THE BOYFRIENDS, THE HIGHER THE MONEY DERIVED.


3) AN AVERAGE NIGERIAN LADY IS NOT CONCERNED ABOUT HER MAN'S FUTURE. ALL THEY KNOW IS HIS CURRENT FINANCIAL SITUATION AND ONCE HE'S BROKE THEY RUN TO THE NEXT VICTIM ON THEIR FAKE LOVE TRAP.

4) THEY ARE LIKE A PLAGUE IN EVERY SERIOUS GUYS LIFE, THEY DISTRACT YOU FROM YOUR ACADEMICS OR MAKING MONEY WITH THEIR FAKE LOVE CRIES. DON'T BE DISTRACTED, THE END GAME IS TO DRILL MONEY OUT OF YOU TILL YOU GET BROKE.

5). THEY ARE INSATIABLE. HENCE AN AVERAGE NIGERIAN GIRL KEEPS AS MANY GUYS AS POSSIBLE AND ALL SHE OFFERS THEM IN RETURN IS PUSSSY MAINTAINED WITH ALUM TO MAKE HER LOOK TIGHT AND DECENT DOWN THERE.

6) THEY HAVE TERRIBLE HYGIENE. MOST NIGERIAN GIRLS ARE DIRTY AND PRODUCE TOXIC STENCH IN THEIR VAGINA DURING SEX. SOME CAN WEAR A PANT FOR 3 DAYS


7) THEY EAT LIKE GLUTTON AND GROW BELLIES LIKE A PREGNANT WOMAN. IF YOU DOUBT THIS, WALK TO A NEARBY EATERY AND SEE THEIR LEVEL OF GLUTTONY. YOU WILL SEE THEIR TABLES FILLED WITH FOODS AND DRINKS THEIR PARENTS CAN'T AFFORD TO GIVE THEM AT HOME COURTESY OF A NEW MAGA IN FRONT OF HER SMILING LIKE A ROASTED GOAT WHILE SHE PATIENTLY EMPTIES HIS POCKET.


NIGERIAN LADIES SEE RELATIONSHIP AS A POVERTY ALLEVIATION PROGRAM. ONCE YOU'RE IN THEIR FAKE LOVE TRAP, THEY EXPECT YOU TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITIES THEIR FATHERS CAN'T TAKE


once you spot a Nigerian girl showing you green light, be careful as the smile is fake. The quality and quantity of love you get from her depends on how financially buoyant you are and what gifts you have to offer.

#TeamForeignGirls

Fabulocity:
Thanks for Cummîng on my mentions
Go suck a huge dïck
Faggõt

suck my dick bitch. That's all you're good for and the reason you were created.

In as much as I find this news to be very funny and stupid at the same time but if it's really true, I believe it's a welcome development. Fulanis should be wiped out off the face of the earth once and for all.

Seriously this is becoming too much. What happened to earning legit money?

Fabulocity:
You dey vex ooh. It's a new day abeg and I won't get involved in exchanging words with a dimwitted unfortunate fellow like you. And pls don't make me say that it's your mother that is useless

it's your father that is dimwitted and your mother useless. Ashawo. Be looking for free food, no go hustle.

Fabulocity:
Disclaimer: This thread is not to insult anyone, it's just based in the few observations I've made and it doesn't also apply to every Nigerian guy. So take a moment to read before you release your venom(if this write up refers to you).

1) He is broke: The average Nigerian guy is Broke! Yes. It's either he has no job or he has a ridiculously low paying job. As a result of this, when their girlfriends make demands on them, they come on Nairaland to pour their anger and frustration over their inability to meet these demands. They tag them as hungry, money loving, gold digging sluts. And one way to know the jobless ones is that they spend a lot of time online on various social websites and it leaves one wondering when they actually work. The answer simply is, they have no jobs!

2) He is most probably a fůck boy : Most Nigerian dudes are fůck boys. You just meet a guy and you've barely talked for two days and he's already asking for nudes, like, Wth?? Or he's already trying to initiate a sex chat. That's how one of my friends got introduced to a guy online by a mutual friend. They had barely talked for a week and the goat was already asking her for X-rated Skype video Calls! Hian! You see them on social media, sending PMs,sliding into DMs, inboxing on Facebook to different girls hoping to get lucky with one of them. And from a lot of stories I've heard on NL, they want nothing but sex once they meet a hot girl. They strategise and plan all sorts of ways of luring a girl in to their homes on order to have their way with her. Guys, please stop this fůck boy behaviour of yours, don't try to get into a ladies panties without first trying to get into her heart.

3) He is polygamous in nature : "All Nigerian men Cheat! " This was implied proudly by one body builder who impregnated his ex girlfriend whilst still married to his celebrity wife. I can't count the number of times I've come across that statement both online and offline. I don't know if nigerian guys should be given a pat on the back for admitting their 'weakness' and saving lots of girls from heartache and high blood pressure from wondering if their boyfriends are faithful or not as they would already know there's another chick somewhere, or if they should be shot in the head for admitting such foolishness. And it amazes me that they always admit this with a tinge of pride. Well, it's up to you. It seems the spirit of our polygamous forefathers have not left the Nigerian men as they cannot cope with having just one woman in their life. Smh

4) Thinks he is God's gift to women : He thinks you're lucky to have him as there are several other girls that would kill to be in your place , therefore you should be grateful to God almighty for making you find such rare treasure like him . He thinks he is the black adonis fallen from heaven. He thinks you are highly fortunate to have someone like him and most of this time, they ain't worth shįt Girls, please find someone who would appreciate you, not someone that would depreciate your value

5) Poor Personal hygiene: Nigerian guys Stink! I don't know if they think it's manly to walk around looking unkempt and smelling nasty but please, that's an archaic way of thinking as we're in the 21st century. Nothing turns most ladies on more than a well groomed, nice smelling man. Most nigerian dudes have terrible body odour and bad breath. Please please and please deodorant or body spray is not that expensive. For those of you who actually take your bath, you should also think of deodorising as you tend to sweat a lot and bathing will not be enough to mask unwanted odours. You don't have to use expensive perfumes to smell good, no one is asking you to be a metrosexual, just practise simple hygiene and you're good to go. And please, it's not a crime to change your boxers and socks everyday instead of repeating them and creating horrific odours

6) Would most definitely cheat on you: Do I really need to talk about This? Number 3 has explained this.

7) Super inflated ego : All men tend to be egotistical, there's nothing wrong with that but when you have a super inflated ego, there's a problem. Yes, these group of men feel that we ladies should worship the ground they walk on and if that they leave us, that would be the end of our lives. They are very proud, arrogant and they tend to look down on ladies. They would never call you first, they believe you should be the one scrambling for their attention, you dare not argue or disagree with them If not your own had finished. In fact, it remains for you to start calling them 'sir'.

A big, fat liar: How do you know when a Nigerian guy is Lying? The answer is, when his lips are moving! Even the devil is flabbergasted at the way these men lie. They lie about everything and most especially when they are cheating on you. They can also deny for Africa, even when they are caught red handed. You see some very steamy and compromising text messages he sent to another girl and they swear to you it's their sister. Ndi okwu asi

9) Take you for granted: They tend to take their women for granted. They feel the average nigerian woman is a desperate gold digger looking for a man to ensnare into marriage. They don't know that you should be loved, respected, appreciated, treated like a queen that you are.. Instead, they disrespect, violate, abuse and demean their women. It's a pity indeed.

10) Very immature : Finally, they could be so immature! I always shake my head in disgust when I see grown ass men behaving like babies. What would make a grown ass man who has gone through formal education and the four walls of a university do immature things like releasing the nudes of an ex (again, fůck boy syndrome), beat up a woman, ask his babe to return everything he got her while they were dating after they break up. Like Seriously?? Just because they might have a penis and they grow beards doesn't mean they are mature individuals. They are just kids in adult clothing.

In conclusion, I did not do this to offend anyone oh, just for you guys to get a taste of your own medicine when you open your numerous female bashing threads and rain all sorts of profanities on nigerian girls. no one is perfect, even we ladies have our own imperfections.
Note: feel free to insult the Op, get offended, spew profanities,have hypertension because of this post. You're all welcome

you're a very useless somebody to come up with such trash. Nigerian guys are known for being different and not easily brainwashed. Why didn't you just say that you're looking for an unfortunate man that will fall for your already hopeless life?

Rubbish. Her father was still part of those who brought this apc to power. Why is she and others complaining? It's obvious they just realized they've sold their birthright again to the North.

SonOfEl:
Thank you very much....insecure loser.

same to your father.

BeClever:
What would they send to end Boko the are still very much around, check here:

https://www.nairaland.com/2913165/flash-boko-haram-still-4#2913165.2


But I know you hate this country and can only pray that the IPOB frees you from it.. Busted!

from who? I pity you. Each and everyone of you guys will be used for suya by Buratai and his boys.

PMB should ensure that Buratai and his boys shoot any noise maker whether ipob or Massob on sight. Since they've threatened to make Nigeria ungovernable, the bullets of the Nigerian army should not stop flying. Pls send some tanks, fighter jets and foot soldiers to the SE and end the noisemaking once and for all.

Or what? Foolish people. Even if a referendum will be conducted, it will be conducted in the SE alone.

Thank God. PMB is working unlike that fool and incompetent idiot called Gej. Even a blind man can feel the change PMB is bringing in. The only people that are not happy with the change are those red cap wearing fools.

Useless people. Ipob and their director are hopeless and useless people. Nothing good can ever come out of them. You guys should bury your faces in shame. SS has rejected you guys on countless occasions. Where are those morons who cal anioma igboland? Anioma is pure bini land.

It came as a surprise though. Just came and saw a brand new Kia Rio 2014 model packed outside. When I asked her she said it was mine. I thought she was actually joking and she gave me the papers which were bearing my name and I was shocked. So I decided to take a pic of the car and post it here on nairaland. This is it

orisa37:
So that the Africans can paint their faces like wwe-Sting.

and what's wrong in painting our faces? Don't the Maoris of New Zealand and aborigines of Australia paint their faces?

Often times I've seen the way and manner how people have thrown what makes us Africans to the dogs as a result of the so called civilisation the white man brought to Africa. Our identity has been relegated to the dustbins of history. Haiti, Cuba, Brazil and Colombia indigenous blacks have promoted their Africanness through their art and practice but Nigeria on the other hand is gradually killing their uniqueness all in an attempt to copy the white man's life. Voodoo has being part and parcel of us from time immemorial. I'm so surprised when people call what kept us together and brought sanity to our people fetish.

African voodoo should be given proper recognition and stop being subjected to any form of prejudice by anyone. It's not as bad as you see it. African voodoo can be used as force for good. Haiti, Cuba, Brazil, Colombia and the Americas recognise voodoo as part of them. Why can't we do the same?

I noticed a particular tribe are trying to attach themselves to real Niger Deltans by force and by propaganda cos they voted for Gej in the last elections. These are the real Niger Deltans: the Binis, the Urhobos, the ijaws, the ishans, the Itsekiris, the ikwerres, the Afemais, the efiks, the Ibibios, the Anangs, the Epies, the Kalabaris, the ozas, the Isokos, the ukuannis, the Okpes, the owans, the oras, the nembes and the ikas.

Igbos are not regarded as niger deltans. Stop trying to attach yourselves to us.