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kropelgrada: what if i decide to go all black everything from head to foot,will it look strange in an office environment?

Guy you be Zorro?

I ve a niece who behaves like that, but the thing was she was still on breast milk, when she was weaned she began taking normal food

This wooden coffin is extra fuel when the car catches fire

pls keep up with the updates

Gozychuks: Pls can u send to gozychuks@gmail.com

doziej84: pls send to doziej84@yahoo.com

Sent, Please check your inbox/Spam. I'm sorry for the delay....

It's normal bro, you've got to apologize for every wrong she commits

TrollMan: Correct: You have a cute smile.

Ashawo man, this is the first time I would see you smile.
@Op, nice smile

Nobleval: So you know me that much? My Location,dp e.t.c all fake? Hmmm I can't stop laughing! The funniest of them all is that...me? Nobleval? Begged you to follow me back? You sound so pathetic! but that's alright. I understand your pain. Ihre Dummheit ist
beeindruckend. !

Bro you needn't have to answer the fake asss bítch, I wonder who the hell she thinks she's by the way. She's the kind that leads a good man to an early grave.

^^^And funny enough I couldn't remember her asking or me answering any of her questions

It wasn't my first time of drinking, but on this particular occasion I lost it.
All the drama happened in my gf's room. According to her I was speaking grammar and my accent changed, she had to be looking into dictionary at times. Then I vomited twice like am gonna die and she got to ask me questions I wouldn't answer if I was sober.

Questions like "Have you kissed Ope before", "What of Jummy, who is she to you?", "Do you love me", "Why" etc. and I had to answer truthfully.
While I was vomitting I was hearing her voice like as if in a trance, "Stop it now, do you want to kill yourself". She said I was choking on my vomit and she was afraid, it was a terrible experience I must say.
The next day I was kind of embarrassed.
Friends are people who get you drunk, then bundle you to your gf's room.

And here we go again

Gozychuks: No

I will send it later in the day

Its very difficult to view the painting in 2D. Are you sure this a painting?

With the advent of cosmetic and plastic surgery many women have managed to physically be like Africa but psychologically/emotional/ chronologically are like Nigeria.

Gozychuks: Pls can u send to gozychuks@gmail.com

doziej84: pls send to doziej84@yahoo.com

Were you guys able to download it?

Olarewajub: Isn't there any other platform you can upload this file because i'm issues with dropbox registration.

pls drop your email addy

present Sir!"

Danrizzle: Mine is still in the bowels of her daddy.

Brother, that's child abuse

temigracie: ...lol...My mum and dad told me somethings about me.....they said i loved singing and dancing alot....i ll always sing and dance around the neighbourhood with my band boys and girls.....

...My dad as a very young and vibrant man back then, he recorded a cassette for me...we still have it at home....whenever i listen to that same cassette, am always touched by my sweet and tiny voice laced with those concentrated Ekiti dialect......My dad also said i love eating burnt food... as in Eepa...I hope my yoruba peeps understand what am trying to say.....I ll always eat in the pot...with those thick charcoal staining my clothes and body...I had a gigantic stomach then....

And look at you now, all grown up and beautiful.

ideyhere: If I come back from school, before my elder sister finish looking for neat clothes, I would have gone to the laundry basket, remove cloth, enter kitchen and pounce on the food...

And I loved playing so much that I always ended up with serious home accidents. Can remember two incidents; one I was sitting on a high stool and backing the stairs...where my mouth wouldn't stay one place, I tumbled from the sit and rolled to the base of the stairs. The other one I was swinging between the arm of two cushions...my hand slipped and I fell with so much force that I bit off my tongue...my tongue had to be stitched that day

Reminds me of a day I tied that black tiny rubber used in plaiting hair to my sister's baby walker and tied the loose end to my bicycle. I was just 4 then. We lived upstairs then and we were at the balcony.
I put her in the front and I was using my bicycle to push her from the back, all of a sudden she began somersaulting down the stairs, I didn't know she was that close to the stairs. How it happened I don't know but she landed uprightly as if someone brought her down the stairs on purpose, she was not hurt and funny enough she wasn't crying. I was just there on my bicycle looking down at her, like a fool!
Things that kids do!

Sanchez01: Abraham Lincoln never gave up until he got to the ultimate seat. So, fret not and 'give up not' Dearie

At 52, very nice!

kerny: Single because,well according to my friends I don't like being told the truth ,when you say *ohh you are beautiful* I automatically hear*ohh you are fugly*and then I cry and run.

You're one insecure pessimist, I don't know what medical condition to ascribe to you.

UjSizzle: I was born this way

Don't mind me dear, was just pulling your legs

UjSizzle: Dude, that's why it's called a lesbo relationship. Come with Gina and Titty or don't come at all

Like I don't know, like one Gina and two Tittíes are not enough, greedy girl.....

UjSizzle: You have a Gina too?

Two Ginas will make the relationship boring, don't you like variety?

UjSizzle: Contemplating a lesbian relationship

Wow, I'm a lesbian too, when do we kick off.

Ivanspring: I'm single because I love too much...so my guys saw love, got scared and couldn't withstand it.

you don't give the guy breathing space...

My last girlfriend cursed me and since then I ve been single