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Did you catch the name of the company?

MRLINGTON: iam an undergraduate

And you're asking such a funny question. So lets say you're a medical student, a chemistry student or an engineering student, you believe there is enough literature online to substitute for the 4, 5, 6 years you spend in the classroom, in the laboratory, at industrial trainings, field trips and excursions. Internet is not even enough to substitute for what your lecturer will teach you in the classroom.

Are you kidding me? I have a question for you op. Are you a graduate or an undergraduate? If you answered no to the two, then I understand why you ask so naive a question...

Facebook nursery and primary school

idealsico: Bad bosses the likes of Engr. Emeka Unachukwu.

I'm sacking you first thing tomorrow morning, that's if I ven't done that already.

youngwolf: I once had an interview with a big four audit firm. When I entered d partners office he told me he just finished eating cake, so I was even happy tot he was in good mood. Dats was how the interview started, he started picking out the mistakes n flaws in my application form and transcript. Eg he said.."I know u met all the requirements for this job but I don't think you re good enuf", I asked why sir ..." He said u don't have enough As in your WAEC result..he was saying I had a 2.1 but my CGPA was not strong enough.
All in all he was jus trying to tell me he can't employ me for reasons best known to him alone. But I wondered during the interview why I was not asked a single question that tests my competency or knowledge at all.
Its all good now. I know better offers will come

And this is another reason why job seekers should always carry a gun to interviews.
Aswear!!!

seriously, anything is possible now

urcutecrush: Seconded

I like hungry girls like you bae

MizMyColi: No Hun, you're just a manizer.
Wait, My own romantic crush just became 3. (seriously now)
What do you call me then?

Trimanizer

MizMyColi: I have an intellectual crush on 3 people and a romantic crush on 1 person.
Am I greedy?

You're trolling

jaybee3: She can feed Africa with her mammary gland

Who's that so I can crush on her too .

Nobleval: owk. I can't watch it. Couldn't find any link to the video. Do you think he's for real?

I just saw this link now tho I haven't watched it. The guy I saw on tv was Shekau for real. The guy's usual talk and demeanor is the same.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Px-7Pw4KRwE

Nobleval: where can I watch the video?. Link please.

I saw it on TV bro.

PhockPhockMan: Which TVC? That janjaweeeed television. Mtcheeeeewww.

I hear you

This shiit is not funny, I just saw another video of Shekau laughing, boasting and shooting sporadically while at it. But I am more astonished at another Person who looks exactly like him but barely visible in the background. Are you sure this Shekau hasn't been cloned. This shiit aint funny!!!

I just saw the video on TVC, I can't believe it!!!

The disease is also transmittable through intimate contact for up to seven weeks after a person is supposedly cured.

Please can someone explain the above sentence.

niggereyez: hmnn. IMO... this is an act of desperation by the liberian government. . deliberately 'sharing' ebola to major cities in order to attract more international help.

Very possible

I am not happy about the present state of the entity called Nigeria but I will not subscribe to anyone calling her a ZOO and her people ANIMALS.
The Yorubas have a saying "It's only a bastård who uses his left hand to describe his father's homestead"
I am proud to be Nigerian irrespective of her shortcomings.
Happy Independence Day!!!

dytbabe: * singing*
The man - Aloe Blacc

I love that song

onila: sharrap

Spoilt brat, am itching for an opportunity to discipline you....

Tell one of your white girlfriends to tell your Kenyan girlfriend to tell her Zimbabwean boyfriend that his Nigerian sister is in need of help.
You sure talk too much, its evident in the100s of useless threads you create per month.

This scammers are becoming dumber by the day

chizzy94: Sir I must confess, you did a great job. I never did appreciate your work untill I accessed it from my system .
Bless fam!

I'm glad. Thanks bro

Women are categorized as forbidden or disliked

A man should decide whether a woman breathes or not

Women contradict the will of Allah

Women's existence contradict the law of nature


Are you sure those Paskitanis are not just one bunch of Extremist gays?

Jerryolumide: u did it urslf?

Yes

Onila has created 914 useless topics and she is waxing stronger.

I am a gifted teacher but you know the Naija factor, teachers do not get good pays and most times are not respected by the society.

1. There is apparently no relationship between gravity and a vacuum. A vacuum is any space where there is no matter i.e empty space. Gravity acts on matter.

2. Pressure is the force exerted on a unit area. Atmospheric pressure is the force or weight which the air/atmosphere exerts on a particular object, gravity itself is the earth's natural force. Therefore the force per unit area exerted by the atmosphere is a function of gravity and the mass of the air column, without gravity there could be no atmospheric pressure.

MORNDEW: To you i dont but to many i did. If i hv hurt ur Daddy sori i will hurt him more.

And you still think you made sense right?