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Assin, i was expecting to see a gold plated and diamond encrusted human, foolish people

girlsCAFE:
I actually taught they electroplated her with Gold..

Expensive shit.

and yet she is still ugly as fvck.

bidesco:
• He Doesn't Like Sleeping Over- If he's still treating you like a hookup, he's not grown yet.

• He Lets His Ego Take Over- If he's highly egotistical and his ego is easily bruised, he's a boy.

• HIs Mom Still Does His Laundry- Boys bring their laundry to mom. Men do it themselves.

• He Lacks Communication Skills- He is still a boy if he can't manage to communicate with you.

• He Goes From Job To Job- He's can't manage to stick to a job ... the boy will not be able to commit to you either.

• He's Vain- Vanity is at it's highest amongst the immature.

• He Places Blame- When you argue, a boy places blame.

• He'd Rather Stay In School Than Get A Job- Boys would rather stay in school where they can set their first class at noon and stay out all night.

• He Leaves After Sex- A guy who leaves after sex instead of spending the night is the worst kind of boy.

• ADD YOURS.......

http://www.jam4naija.com/2015/07/10-signs-your-boyfriend-is-not-real-man.html?m=1

Dont quite agree with the bolded, I need to show her who the man is many times and over until she gets it. No apologies I have got a huge ego.

McWhillion:
Never knew this thread is still alive. I compiled a neat pdf of Xfire's whole write up, the write up excludes some of the personal advice he gave some guys.
Its 53 pages and I hope you find it useful. The file is just about 800kb.

https:///ppSL5eNd

You can't afford to miss this if you are new on this thread....

You are confused

ayd91:
That SUCKS.
I am not homophobic but I'll be damned if I tolerate two men kissing and smooching in an area I control. I don't even feel comfy when men and women do it.

jerrymichaels:
I was so shy that I couldn't look into her face, she slowly started coming close to me and I slowly started moving close to the wall on the bed, then suddenly, NEPA brought light and she stopped. she charged her phone and turn to me again, and said to me ''why don't you be a man for once, I wouldn't eat you up''. I was still looking helplessly, so I told her am different from other men and wasn't prepared for it. she told me not to worry, that the only thing that matters is her love for me. so she started coming close again. when she touched me, I shouted ''STOP'' with a loud voice and she stopped. she asked me weather I wanted it the hard way or I would like us to have fun. so I stood up with force to the door and found out she had already locked the door. standing fearfully with my hands on the door handle, she stood up and increased the volume of the music she was playing so that the surrounding neighbours wouldn't hear my voice. she came towards me and dragged me to the bed, she use a single hand to press down my two hands on the bed and pressed me down with her legs. I lost all my strength instantly and laid like a baby. then she started using her mouth and tongue on several sensitive parts of my body till the big boy in-between my legs aroused, and I lost my conscience. she then came on top of me and had her way. when she was through, she left me and went to take her bath, I started feeling guilty inside and sat down on the lip of the bed with so much anger thinking of what to do. I was so ashamed that I couldn't call any of my friends, so I remained confused till she came out of the bathroom and started apologising, angrily I remained silenced till it was 6:00 am, I left her place and went straight to the police. after reporting my case to the police, they started laughing and making gest of me till I left instead of looking into the case to help me. for now am working on my muscles, I gym day and night to be strong enough for revenge.

so you plan raping her in revenge instead.

abeg eba don get new nickname?

vivypretty:
specifying the ring is something else the list is small compared to the one I v seen

If na play make you stop am o..

Omavik:
If u cnt tell ur gf most of this, then ur not being sincere... y should it b difficult to say most of wat u listed ? Not interesting jor...

Some things are better left unsaid, for instance how would you explain to your gf that you slept over at a female friend's place and nothing happened. As a guy you re only allowed to tell your gf things that you want her to improve on and that have to be said in a nice way too.

sukkot:
hmmm something very wrong about that picture. why are they both semi nekkid ? hmmm let me find out in-cest is going on. let me find out

are you alright cos what you said is not funny.

pass111:
MIT and HARVARD still make use them.

I will be goddamned still

himkers:
You lie bro! APC's rating has dropped since may 29th. Buhari is a disappointment to the electorates

how?

laugh of the century, a university using a chalkboard, I will be goddamned.

all ears

wikaid

ladyteska:
she is pretending,even though she is crying,she likes her condition so i will do nothing

I think my best quality from both parents will be intelligence, I'm still aspiring to be as intelligent as my mom tho. I look so much like my dad. I inherited two contrasting qualities from my parents: my dad is highly organised while my mom, chai that woman can look for things, the implication is sometimes I am very organised and at times I am not, if you see me you might think I am an organised person until you meet my alter ego. I inherited my introverted and shy personality from my mom and my confidence from my dad.
I think I like the kinda mustache I inherited from my dad too.

Bozzax:
Your thread is erroneous in itself.

You can't scare your future husband away. It's destiny and it can't be changed.
If a lady has been destined to marry someone, she will marry the person, no matter what character she exhibits, no matter what she does wrong.

Are you serious? Where do you people derive all these kinda tortuous logic from, so all those 8 years old Hausa girls where destined to marry 60 years old men too or those people who have divorced and remarried severally too were destined to. One thing you don't know is that God is very careful when it comes to the issue of marriage, in the bible God did not say "He who i give a wife", he said "He who FINDS a wife FINDS a good thing". You better wipe that your erroneous belief and find a good wife/husband for your self. Destined kor destiny ni.

Setaje:
No matter how u guys look at it. Jonathan was in an awkward situation. I think that is why his wife did not attend. Considering what she displayed during the CHIBOK girls incident. She would have cried if she was there. As for jonathan, he acted like a man and showed true leadership. After loosing an election, I don't no how he got the strength to do all what he did. I am amused. I cannot do it. Don't no anybody who would. I'd rather just retire peacefully wivout any noise. Just seeing him get involved in everything even to the last minute, says a lot about his character and how moving wiv the wrong crowd can assassinate your true character.

True talk,I am very sure he must have rehearsed the whole scenery a 1000 times in his mind before appearing at the Eagle's Square, he doesn't want to ruin his last day as president, does he? Although I can read from his permanent grin that he was embarrassed by the whole setup, he tried his best not to show it, I feel for the guy.

This is what happens when slowpokes take weed for the first time

googlepikin:
i leave this for God to judge. you can cheat humans but not God.

pcguru1:
It has only happened once and it was extremely weird, well most of my dreams are weird i usually dream of events that never happened,e.g not saying goodbye to a friend in real-life and me dreaming about how i finally said the goodbye, but this double dreaming happened, I dreamt i was in a class talking with a classmate( a babe i was tripping for but never spoke to her in secondary school) then suddenly i woke up in my bed, feeling like wow what a dream, i felt a shadow behind me about to grab my neck, then i tried to fight with it, till i woke up and realized it was my brother trying to take the gamepad under pillow, he was freaked out because he hadn't even touched the pillow when i grabbed his hand(shadow's hand) trying to fight my life. which leads me to a question that has been disturbing me ?

Have you ever dreamt that, an event is about to happen let's say a bomb is about to explode and the moment it does its your alarm clock that rings, or because someone is close to you discussing and you are sleeping and suddenly they mention something which alters your dream, maybe they said "Mehn Superman is dope" and before you know it, your dream perfectly shifts into one which someone involves Superman in it. funny right ?

Dude, we have to look for a name to call this your weird multi-layered dreaming, its like you are deep at sleep and at the same time very conscious of your immediate environment, thats weird.

igbsam:
I've experienced it more than once.

Its really something else. Happens to my mom alot too.

Also, who can explain this phenomenon whereby you see something happen at the moment and there will be some kind of flashback as if you've seen that thing happen before. Then you predict correctly the next thing that would happen the next min seeing that incident unfolding right before your eyes. This is one part i still don't understand about me. Its like having a premonition of something happening and you can tell the next thing to happen. It became a thing of worry for me when my friends started avoiding me like i'm a wizard or something.

Its called a feeling of Dejavu

MRBrownJ:
what people fail to understand is that someone who CROSSDRESSES is not automatically gay. many men (and women) crossdress and are full fledge hetero. just because he enjoys wearing the opposite sex clothes, make up etc does not automatically make someone gay.

abeg... this one is gay

fidet:
So this is what you do during office hour. TG will see this. Oh! You posted it on Sunday

We will go n report ourselves, badt guy. At 11:38, u shd be very busy at work.

I don't see Man E dying cos i don't see any of the two stones which can cause his death hitting him from the chain of events.

The only way Man D can escape death is if the cut out part of the rolling stone from point E passes over his head on its journey to point C.

Man C certainly will not die cos the rolling stone is lighter than the uncut stone and will not cause the spiked see-saw looming over Man C's head to make a downward movement.

The stopper on the see-saw will certainly lift the cut-out stone and possibly cause it to roll over the stationary uncut stone which will hit Man B by the virtue of his current position. There is also a possibility that the rolling cut-out stone stops and rests between the stationary stone and the wall in front of the man B.

So the only people that will totally escape death in my opinion is Man E, Man C and Man A.
Man D has the highest probability of dying tho.

cocoyam legs and a hairy chest.... damn!

if this lady has good friends and family, she should be in a remand home at this very moment.