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Omo see as the thread full for castigators, I see una, by the way I no dey use pillow.

missEmjay: if you tilt your head to the left and view the time, then 12am mean midnight. If you tilt your head to the right, then its midday. 'whatever 12am stands for, is in the eye of the beholder'

or in the eye of the beer holder..

Bro, you ask her why she sent her account details to her ex and the next thing she goes down on her knees begging, better ask her again and this time around she MUST give you an answer unless of course she is not your wife as you claimed. She definitely is hiding a lotta things from you.

ozodimgba: its mid morning don't be confused.

How can it be mid morning when the morning just started at 12 am.

ITbomb: Since it is you, no wahala, cos I know your small dick won't cause any damage. Na your money she go dey chop

Ha brother you're so mistaken, I don cause damage like mad, you ll see for yourself in 5 years time.

ITbomb: The best time for a responsible girl to get married is before 23.
The others would be fighting to be career women after which they will look down on their husband, " after all they don't know how I suffer to be where I am today".
While the others will be like, "how can I lock this great body for just one person when guys are falling over themselves to spend on me"

The endpoint na for church where they will be praying for a miracle.

God bless my 23 year old wife wherever she is now.

Your 23 years old wife is my gf and guess what she's just 18, so I would release her in 5 years time, cheers

Bro, I'm so happy my ex is with another guy, so save your sermon.

Ok I'm a nice guy and it doesn't mean I don't like women. I don't womanize because I don't find it interesting and I usually and readily dissuade any babe that's on my neck. I don't like breaking hearts, I'm still paying for the ones I broke.
So if you're nice be nice.

Don't waste your money.

BjMorgan: Broh me no b mod o, me no touch ur comment o, y will I do dat naw, I don't even know how to do dat.

i for fear, my first comment where i quoted u was deleted. The 2nd time i quoted u and warned the mods and they edited my comment. I bn think say na u.

Let the mod mind his business and stop pucknosing in my affairs na.

BjMorgan I dey fear u o... Why are my comments re-edited or deleted anytime i quote you. If you're a mod then I am disappointed.
(I await your ban)

BjMorgan: Mine is a very annoying one, applied for a job on line not knowing it was a fake job interview, one Accent Hills Resourses in Ibadan, having one rude, disrespectful and ediot lady call Alhaja, mayb na manager or whatever she is self, they will post fake jobs online u will apply not knowing its a GNLD tins, which I ws not aware of from d start, was called for interview, wasted my money to ibadan, got there they started many stories, were asked to pay N9000, me mumu self I paid, inshort wasted more than N45,000, even wen I ws feed up with d stuff becos many lies just keep coming up every blessed day,courtesy of Bibian, she started d whole lie, by lying to me from d start, even when I came to know some truth, she lied to me dat d truth I know which happen to b d truth later on was a lie, my money with them, they refuse to give it bak, dat I must use it to collect their products by force, dis is so frustrating, I lend the money I used, not knowing what I ws getting myself into, was almost crying wen dat so called alhaja was even abusing me on d phone on top my money again o, pls beware o, that Accent Hills Resources, they ar big fraud, liars who ar just after ur money dats all, they will never let u know what u ar getting ur into until ur money enter their hand, after then na u go day face d music which am seriously facing now, I ws so foolish.

I was about saying same, hope you are wise now...

Nawa o, how person go comment, dem go delete am.

@chillykelly86
what's the validity period of ur newest data?

urhoboman: I Threatend to breakup with her, she took my pix and went home, called me the next day and told me to b ready for madness, dat she took my pix to one babalawo to inflinct madness on me coz I wnt to dump her. #mhen, yall need to see me dat day. My neighbourhood was filled up. I cry nor b small. At the point of crying nd begging my neighbours for help they thought the madness had started coz of my behaviour. Later they took me to my room and locked me in. I was shouting frm the window "I never dey mad o". Later found out the mofo girl of mine was kidding me.

bro, hahaha, u wan kill person wit laff

Harbosede02: Nw dis is funny,only a foolish gurl wud get attracted to a man with d listed qualities.....op ur suggestion sucks!!

Like seriously the op is on point a 110%. If you believe only foolish girls will fall for the above then you've not met real men.

Beazy: Heya...Sowi*No matter wat...We (Girlz) rule the World*

And does it make a difference since we guys control the girls.

ceaser: Yeah. And I'm the president of the United states. I'm just using this moniker as a cover to surf and comment on Nairaland.

Which is very possible.

magabounce: Am tryna get spaxon pregnant
















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SirElaw: He should have the right to grab your butt and should gladly exercise that right. You should be cool with it except he makes it a habit of doing it in public. You should firmly stand against this...I want to believe you are a girl with some worth among friends and relatives.

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