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SMALLPENIS: no mind them jare krall,I was there,no be Miss Tope? That fat black woman.

That fat black woman that likes smallpenis.

Hmmmn Krall has started again

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Systeme101: trash! How come he sang "if i die mek u no cry" nt long b4 his death? Wat u dnt knw is bigger than u!

Bro, na something go still kill person na, that was what caused his accident.

Thanks bro, happy new month to you too

Residents in Mushin in a recent
interview with SaharaReporters,
blamed the fatal night-time
accident on the Nigerian police in
Alakara.
According to them, the Policemen at Alakara
Police Command in Mushin area of Lagos
State are best known for illegal raiding,
bribery and even escapades of what some
call ‘murder at night’

“I was there that night, and we did
not even know at first that it was
anyone (famous) like that. We were
only helping to remove his body
and to rescue him,” a young witness
told the website.
“What actually happened that night
was that the policemen had stopped
the cement truck at the middle of
road, and of course, they could only
be asking for a bribe.
“Unfortunately, the truck had no
rear light, (of any kind,) and so the
oncoming car was unaware of any
vehicle ahead. It just rammed head
on, into it from the back.
“It rammed into the truck hard
without holding the brakes at all,
and that is because the truck in its
front, had no light to show anything
was there.
“So after we removed the body, we
realized it was Da Grin, and he was
groaning. They asked the truck
driver to move forward and park
out off of the road. They then
moved Da Grin’s car afterwards so
it would then look like he went to
hit the truck where it parked.
“We were not thinking about all
these as an attempt to change the
story. We were only concerned
about helping the victim of an
accident, and by when they finished
their artificial story, the world was
only waiting for Da Grin’s
recovery. But news broke later that
he had died at the hospital.
“What made their story work was
that the car did not hold its breaks,
so there was no sign of screeching
on the ground. Otherwise, the
marks of friction from the tyres
would be in the spot where it was
removed, before parking it, and
rearranging the scene.
“They did everything very fast, and
by morning, they were no longer
the cause of the accident.) Just like
on Tuesday night, that they scared
everyone away, and washed the
blood stains of their victim within a
brief period,” the young man
continued.
“Of course, they caused the accident
that killed Da Grin. And that is how
they commit so much atrocities
here in Mushin that the public will
not know about, or what the truth
is.
“We live here and we see them live,
every time.”
The Alakara policemen are
described as very apt, and swift, in
immediately ‘cleaning up’ their
dirty business, leaving behind little,
to no evidence, of their atrocities…..
MAY HIS GENTLE SOUL CONTINUE
TO REST IN PEACE

www.naijaparrot.com/revealed-at-last-the-real-cause-of-dagrins-death/

Bkrubzy: Okay, I was mistaken. I thought you were quoting the op. You could've corrected me in a less insultive way though.

I'm sorry bro

imagine that foolish guy wey dey tattoo the small pikin hand
and that small baby wey dey look por.n like tomorrow no dey.

Bkrubzy: If you say so. I was only trying to clear you of your misunderstanding. I'm not quite clear about the gene stuff but I'm sure the statement the guy made was not a defeatist statement, it was based on facts.

Bro you're mistaken, it was a babe and she was talking about Igbos been white and Jew, and feeling proud about it, check the first page.

Bkrubzy: brother, this is not about superiority or inferiority or racism, it's a science thing. I think the white gene is dominant over the black gene.

What are you saying? You think the white gene is predominant over the black gene?
I don't even want to understand what you are saying, what you just said is both wack and warped.

I sometimes make the mistake I must say.

Nobleval: more like it...excessive government patronage.

He was granted monopoly didn't mean he stole. He was just wise enough to play on the right team and rub shoulders with the right people. Blame the govt who gave him those privileges

1stola: Lol!
Keep fuckíng yourself in your own laps
Even the Jews hate you.
They have always reject you.
.
.
Lastly, tell that nìgga to go do a dna test to ascertain the true paternity of that baby...
This bìtches ain't loyal.

Very true, I remember very well that the guy refused to grant a paternity test on the whitey. Who is fooling who here?

Nobleval: who told you Dangote's money is clean?

Bro my own money go clean sha, I don't intend feeding fat on people's labour and sweat.
Shey Dangote steal ni?

SisiNini: Thanks so much dear...! #winks

You're welcome

Nobleval: join them to rob us?

Bro not all of them are robbers na, my money would be as clean as Dangote's.

Bliss4Lyfe: Igbo people are Jews and white. People should know this by now. proudly igbo.

pic of the Nmachi Ihegboro baby

So what you're saying in essence is that the white people are superior to the blacks and coming from a black person at that.

You are one of the people who make me wonder why black people think so lowly of themselves.
Free yourself from mental slavery sister.

dimples2: The baby boy equally looks discombobulated

Discombo what?.... Who give am the disease?

Youngzedd: She is a German.

Get your point right. Have you not read?

She's not white, she was born in Germany does not make her a German. Even her skin colour is not white. Small time you'd say Barack Obama is white because of his skin colour

And you've not answered my question, how does been white have to do with the crisis they now face as a couple?

All this stats are just enriching only the crème de la crème of the Nigerian society. Not to worry I would soon join them

Youngzedd: Water don pass Garri.

The news is true, just checked the website.


Consequences of blacks marrying the whites. I thought money and power can sustain it but it couldn't.


It is well.

And who told you Anita Oyakhilome is white? and what has that got to do with anything at all?

polymathic: Hmmmm, Their white neighbour shld be questioned 'bout this ASAP...

Did you read this post at all. If you did you won't give such a comment

deewon56: Akindowaledayo@gmail.com

Hope you got it

perry2020: Mzkomsy@gmail.com

Hope you got it

ignis: Am yet to get it, pls.

I sent it yesterday nite. check well, check your spam too. sent it at 7:17pm

Pronmix: 2.
Frane Selak: Escaped from a derailed train, a door-less
plane, a bus crash, a car into flames, another 2 car
accidents... then won Million Dollar lottery!
Luck has always been on his side or vice versa for
croatian music teacher Frane Selak (born in 1929), who
is well known around the world for as many fatal
accidents as spectacular escapes. The first of his
numerous near-death experiences began on a cold
January day in 1962, when Selak was on a train to
Dubrovnik: it suddenly derailed into an icy river, killing
17 passengers. He managed to escape with a broken
arm, minor scratches and bruises.
A year later, Selak was flying, from Zagreb to Rijeka,
when a door abruptly blew away from the cockpit of the
plane, as he was blown off the plane. The accident killed
19 people, however, Selak was lucky enough to land on
a haystack, and wake up some days later in hospital,
with minor injuries.
It was in 1966 that he met with the third misadventure
while traveling on a bus that crashed and plunged into a
river. There were four people dead. Astonishingly, Selak
managed to escape unharmed again.
In 1970, Selak was driving along when, all of a sudden,
his car caught fire. He was fortunate again to have left
the car before the fuel tank exploded. Three years later,
another of Selak’s car caught fire, blowing flames
through the air vents. To a greater dismay, Selak's lost
most of his hair.
In 1995, Selak was in Zagreb when he was hit by a bus,
again leaving nothing but a few injuries. The following
year, while driving through a mountain road, Selak drove
off a guardrail to escape an oncoming truck and landed
on a tree to watch his car explode 300 feet below.
In a surprising turn of events in 2003, Selak won the
million-dollar Croatian lottery, turning the man into
either the world’s unluckiest man, or the world’s
luckiest one.

This guy is an ardent Ogun worshipper

Pronmix: 5.
Roy Sullivan: Struck by Lightning 7 Times
Roy Sullivan was a Virginia Forest Ranger who had an
incredible attraction to lightning... or rather lightning
had an attraction to him. Over his 36-year career as a
ranger, Sullivan was struck by lightning seven times -
and survived each jolt, but not unscathed. His seventh
strike put him in the Guinness Book of World Records:
In 1942, the first lightning strike shot through
Sullivan's leg and knocked his big toenail off.
In 1969, a second strike burned off his eyebrows and
knocked him unconscious.
In 1970, another strike left his shoulder seared.
In 1972, his hair was set on fire and Roy had to
dump a bucket of water over his head to cool off.
On August 7, 1973, another bolt ripped through his
hat and hit him on the head, set his hair on fire again,
threw him out of his truck and knocked his left shoe
off.
On June 5, 1976, a sixth strike in 1976 left him with
an injured ankle.
On June 25th, 1977, the last lightning bolt to hit Roy
Sullivan sent him to the hospital with chest and
stomach burns in 1977.
His wife was also struck once, when a sudden storm
welled up as she and her husband were out hanging
wash on the back yard clothesline. On September 28,
1983, Roy Sullivan died at age 71, reportedly of a self-
inflicted gunshot wound over troubles unrelated to
lightning.

This guy worships Sango

mtcheew

DjAndroid: no be mb na data. Oya take am below. I won't still click on that link.

Bro, no tell me you buy that kind data plan. Abeg you fit yan me the ojoro wey you use.

ignis: Done... seen it?

yup, would send it in the night

DJDOLA: U guys should stop talking about boobss here ooo.....I suck one lastweek and now am in hospital may God help me

Ahah bro, na Ebola boobz you suck?

Infomizer: Mhen! See the main Nairalanders! All hail King Mukina!
There goes a good chunk of your life on NL. It just has to be worth it.

Op.
How da heck did you dig out these stats. I mean, HOW? Cos I know there's no search syntax for this info...

Bro I made my researches, that's something I'm very good at. If you've a research job, you can always call me.