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Lalas247:
Mtcheew u wey don rotten finish

If I see big azzz na selfie I dey take ohh

lefulefu:
why i love a big azz
1:i just love the way it rolls when the owner is walking
2:hugging a lady with azz gives u a great feeling cos when u put ur hands on top her big soft garage it sends warm currents to u
3:when a lady with azz twerks for u it gives u a warm feeling
4:in ze oza room doing doggy with a lady with azz is great pleasure .that soft smooth azz bouncing softly and pressing against u....hmmm yummy

@Lalas247, why u dey like share this kind topic na?
I no wan spoil yet ooh

Kimcutie:
Have ever seen a guy that will tell you he doesn’t have a girlfriend, at least from the age of 17 upwards, well there are numerous of them that have one or two.

Let me use myself as an example, first of all, am 17 year old, two girls ask me in two different occasions if I had a girlfriend, my answer was NO and they asked why, I told them because am not ready for a relationship or maybe stress in a relationship, the girls asking this question are 17 year old, on my case, I want to make it big, get a fat bank account, pursue a good education and career and also get a good job, having a girlfriend at an early age will drown my dreams, although you can have the ones that will support you but what if you meet the ones that can’t do without money.

Every girl or lady out there must have her dreams, achievements, you shouldn’t rely on a boy for your basic needs, like credits, hair making, make up and the rest of the girly things, these are things you are supposed to buy with your OWN money and not someone else, when you are growing into a selfmade woman and the person you love is achieving his dreams, you will feel like a boss, thoughts like “I can’t rely on this guy for my basic needs”.

If you are boy and you’re trying to toast a girl, you will see them at a certain point asking for airtime, the airtime they won’t use and call you, am beginning to wonder if this airtime freaks can’t do without asking for airtime, does their life depend on it.
Guys any girl asking for airtime just know the girl loves money not you and don’t think giving her airtime will make her like you, if you are giving her airtime, do not give because she ask you to, give because you feel like giving and because you won’t regret it in the future, as for me, I have given airtime to some girls not because they asked, because I feel like doing a good thing that day, a good thing I won’t regret no matter how they behave later.

The point am trying to make here is that is better to live your life without a girlfriend/boyfriend until you have met your goals.

Little bro, you know what's in your mind that is the best.I'm in my late twenties no girlfriend and never had one, that doesn't mean that whenever I want to sleep with girl that I can't find one but cos there are dream you will pursue that make you loose focus trying to manage a girl and also you dream.
I believe my first girlfriend in my life will be my wife

I'm seeing something around the milk side that looks like the down side, abo the picture was turned down up or is it my eyes.
Is anybody seeing want I'm seeing?

swiz123:
Baba segun na only u go sample this two hawt chicks??

I tire ooh
I been hear say people wey get big eye them dey greedy.
I beg na true?

Seguntimmy:
Am I seeing an electric pole? Someone get me my glasses.

Here you are!

Bros, this early Monday morning, you wan bring bad market for so many people here, all those celense girls here go remove their Dp if that's say the no deactivate.this place is only fun cos of some fine chicks especially the remance,politics and celeb site.
Me I don fine trouble wella here but I no go fear remove my Dp rather I go arrange my AK48 wella in case of retweet
by action just like anambra bishop

Ceoflexygist:
A Nigerian Lady on Twitter @TheSophiabello Cries Out Says she Looking For A Pilot To Marry.

See below:

Source: http://www.flexygist.net/2017/08/06/i-am-looking-for-a-pilot-to-marry-nigerian-lady-on-twitter-cries-out/

Go to Benin, them get one that can fly in any weather
Epic request demands epic answer yo

RIP!
But that guy causes his untimely death.
From all indication the abroad guy sent the guy amn/ men to annihilate him probably the did business and that guy swallowed the money and there's every possibility that the late guy was also living abroad
Once again RIP

Lalas247:
Lol this data is expensive
Oya go and gossip u are free going to watch Power

Lalas247, I beg hide me shame wan kill me, my boys them Bleep up, no with trash that arss people well@

beetown:
Hello Guys.

This will be the first time I'll be asking for relationship advice on here since I've been on Nairaland

I've been dating this girl for some months now,I really love her a lot but she has some issues

Lemme explain, when we started dating she was the perfect girl until after about a month, I noticed any time she was with my phone she would go through my WhatsApp. Any time I confront her about it she'll accuse of me of cheating and hiding things from her and because of the that we had a big fight, I tried calling her to apologize but she avoided my calls,it was not until she got into a fight with one of her friends because she was checking his WhatsApp that she apologized and we settled.
Now to the latest,I observed that she loved reporting every little issue we have to my friends,which I don't like (I like my privacy) she actually reported our relationship to a friend of mine who I'm not in talking terms with, in the course of the guy trying to intervene, he insulted me so much, he called me a liar so many times and I couldn't do anything cos my girlfriend was the one who involved him. After the chat I got in touch with my girlfriend and told her politely that I didn't like the way she carried our relationship issues to my friends, that my friends' girlfriends never reported their issues to me they way she did to them and she exploded, she called names,she started crying saying I should give her space because I'm making her regret getting into the relationship. Now she hasn't answered my calls since then.
She doesn't respect me at all,she makes me feel as if I'm maltreating her, she doesnt take anything i say and does anything she sees fit. please should I continue with the relationship or not.

PS: she's the only daughter of her family, could it be the reason she acts like this?

Bro, your also the cause of this when you love a girl to show it to excessively else she will take you for granted and also I always advice guys to go into serious relationship with matured girls unless you want to hit and run

Lalas247:
I dey ontop paw paw tree dey look u

Ya data no dey finish abi you dey use flee Facebook basic to enter Nairaland.
I been wan gossip with udison but as u dey

exlinklodge:
I know getting fake ass is the trending thing for ladies this days but am confused on what to think about this particular one.

Guys, I need you to help out...

Is this real of fake?


more @ http://www.exlinklodge.com/2017/08/can-this-be-real-checkout-this-ladys.html

Chaiii! See intimidation to the highest other.
Come where les @udison come see ooh
This one na to go hire like 6" d!ck 5 join ya on else Chelsea will always win Arsenal
I beg hope say lalas247, no dey here

Angeleena:
lol,the mazi on red cap,no get joy at all...even wen entering into the hilux he was grabbed by the butts..lol look, at the poor,ugly thief,with divided butts like #20 bread each...

Your mouth bah, iss to sharp
#20 bread
Is better him enter kirikiri than this your yabbing

Mariinee:
Wah kinda car doyu use first?

Slayqueen on rampage, Gold digger, that's why I hate African girls
So
Check oyedepo and many rich men all started from nothing
Do u have an elder brother? Does he have a girlfriend and also own venza? I presume u in early 20s.Africa women are the reason why africans cant never be as develop as europe.wait for venza, till keke will even not come for u
Useless cheap venza digger

Mariinee:
No one should tell me she didn't use her kitty to buy that spot cuz the emma that I know has no musical talent whatsoever

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Did you follow her to the room where she had it?
You guys forgot connections still works
Abi you're jealous of the babe success?

Lalas247:
Yeye guy

Tsank you

StephDamielola:
AT LEAST HE IS NOT A HYPOCRITE.


ALL MEN LOVE BOOBS OK.


HE OPENLY STATED HIS OBSESSION AND THEY SHOULD SHOW GRATITUDE TO A MAN WITH BALLS.


ITS TO THEIR OWN ADVANTAGE BECAUSE TO GET THAT KIND OF GUY FULLY FUNCTIONAL, THEN GIVE HIM BOOBS...

OR BETTER STILL, PLACE HIM IN A BOOB FILLED DEPARTMENT AND THANK ME LATER.

You're point man, even for church alone some guys don't join department with few girl in fact to state the obvious my first time in Christ embassy was where one fine sis invitated me to their church I went cos of her come discover mungo park.obvious he state the obvious and the obvious makes sense these days to be state.

bbbabes:
Imagine being interviewed by a top organization in the morning and they decided to make a background check on your social media timeline after giving them the consent to do so, and they saw this.

This actually happened and I think it is just the time for everyone, especcially matured people to start censoring what they have posted on their social media pages. It is no surprise that most companies now deem it fit to check your timeline. Since what you post is most of the times a portrayal of your personality.

Be guided!!!

[img]https://2.bp..com/-iF0Iw1PBp_s/WYWJswzcgkI/AAAAAAAASOE/AtxyeNlZYhgcHjMxBLuMy_cv_JFBSCxIACLcBGAs/s1600/IMG_20170805_100446_234.jpg[/img]

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2017/08/he-was-interviewed-in-morning-company.html

lalasticlala

Is there anything wrong with that? Don't they interviewers have their own boobs they are possessed with somewhere after work.you men that don't withheld their love for women publicly make good marketer with proper discipline make good manager and ceos

[quote author=udison post=59181455]Beautiful is d way...I was with some ladies watching movies all of a sudden the started analysing chika ike, Niki minaja other as in this one get straight nose this one natural black this na fake butt
So what's your divinajion of beauriful?
Soli say I be d only naija man we get degree for pigeon English

Lalas247:
Mac warris it self haba ... why u Teef my blouse carry 247 put for ya name wan yourself o

No this is what you pay to slay queens apparently but this is on the cheaper scale

Lol! I no be yemi alade boyfriend
I be correct slay king

udison:
virginity no matter,i agree...but face?
i no fit use pillow cover my babe face wen we 1 collabo...

There 2 kinds of ladies
Beautiful (natural)
Fine girl ( makeup reliant type based on logistics),

udison:
One man's food is another man's poison

Na people of the old wan fine face and virgin
This contemporary time that no girl is ugly na just
Figure 8 matter for 99.9% of dudes

FTrebirth:
rubbish!

"slay queen" is a term ascribed to any girl who makes high demand of cash to get fvcked. a slay queen believes her body is expensive and should remit taxes for those wishing to touch.

a typical naija slay queen charges:

1) go out on a casual date with a guy - N20,000 (minus uber charge)

2) go out a romantic date with a guy - N30,000 - N35,000 (minus uber charge)

3) kiss and touch in public - N50,000

4) kiss a guy in za oza room - N70,000

5) allow a guy to touch breasts - N100,000

6) allow a guy to finger pussy - N120,000

7) allow a guy to finger pussy and also give guy a bj - N150,000

_8) cum on boobs after bj - N160,000

9) cum on face after bj - N180,000

10) fvck and cum on face - N200,000 to N250,000.

Can sombory lead what is here I didn't gone to school but I can saw numbers in big big
Is it list marriage list @lalas247

Martin0:
Hahahahahah in more corporate way abi hahahahahaha chai lefu u eh aaaaaa

Their own ashawo con be enemy of progress to the local ashawo,those local ashawo fit protest over this slayqueening one day ooo

This slayqueening fit make those lacal go to any level to see this slayqueen are kicked out ooo

Bros na wetin happened taxi driver when uber come new prostitution upgrade in sexy word slayqueen

udison:
U sha just want someone to check ur profile n see hw beautiful u are.

Na truth she talk na she no fine
Where les figure 8

FlirtyKaren:
Shortly after warning those who call her 'bro' to stop, Nigerian TV producer and engaged lesbian, Nneka has also tweeted about receiving 700 direct messages from Nigerian married women who are hitting on her.

Nneka further revealed that these women want to leave their husbands, as she wondered what's happening in Nigeria. Here's her tweet; 

http://www.lailasblog.com/ive-gotten-700-dms-nigerian-married-women-hitting-nigerian-lesbian-nneka/

This lesbo is just seeking attention on her upcoming......... I don't know, maybe show
Cheap attension lesbobrity seeker

Tozinetita:
Hi angel, mind if I av ur number?

O boy u wan chance me
That babe na my jollof rice ooh.
A beg park well base on logistics

Angeleena:
nonsense,butt licker...Joe Esau igbokwe,selling ur birthright for amala and red oil soup...soo silly...ur kids,eat amala,so we should stupidly clap and hail them? this is total nonsense.. telling us how,u became a wanderer, makes no point at all..

@Angeleena, my crunch ping me na, I remember when we were in school I used to have a friend from Edo, that once said wherever you make money in life is your home.This biafran issue is a hard thing to go by, you can't just chase people away from where they have toiled and built all their life just like a Nigerian us lady was nagging on trump yesterday cos she can't stand trump sending her back where will she start? Even mark zukerberge, was strongly against it but then back to issue of Biafra I would better suggest round table meeting to discuss, where everyone air his her pain to be remedied or a long term would be government to enact law one family one inter-ethnic marriage.I'm Igbo but I do not support Biafra 100% cos if you have invested in a place all your life you might understand what it means to leave and start again.
Sorry for my typos I'm on transit while doing this

expertman:
One needs to be there in person?

Seems I heard they do non appearance or so?

I think is possible as well but you can call the embassy number

expertman:
That's good bro. Please can one send application through Courier or applicant must apply in person?

Once you have all your documents ready you could just take it to Abuja in 3 days if all is OK you will have visa

Study visa-(i have forgotten)

Invitation from school
Police character and non deportation certificate
Account statement
Health test
And some many other little things

Tourist visa(1 month)-N70000
Letter of introduction
Tourist voucher with guarantee letter
Personal account
Police character and non deportation certificate
Travel insurance


Business visa(3-12months)-210000
Same to business except
Company letter of introduction
Cert. Incorporation
Company account