₦airaland Forum

helinues:
Some people are hell bent in tarnishing Nigeria's image in abroad.

Spits

Which image remain again to tarnish, is it the Boko haram image or the Bandit image?Nigeria needs resetting, talking and praying for Nigeria to change over now night may never happen

Europeans just come rape africa without condoms..no be like this God plan am.

Hintona:
Juju is real?

I think we need to study the art and rituals that man went through to fortify himself. Maybe we can find out the science behind it.

I don talk am before, make I blow first and I will open a research institute. We go discover a whole lot of things for Africans

Brushstrokes20:
You're spot on, but I'll rather die fighting / standing on my feet rather than kneeling / pleading with HEARTLESS, MERCILESS AND BLOODTHIRSTY TERRORISTS.
# A word is enough

Happy you got the point, most southerners dont.

Brushstrokes20:
Enough of wailing

# arm and defend yourselves from these bloodthirsty

Demons from the sahel

# fire for fire

Buhari is a bloodthirsty terrorist!

Arm ur self and they will send soldiers to come wipe out the village and burn down the houses though, it's the better option than dieing silently . 2023 no far

JavaScript90:
You know what to do. Employ the services of those who can help you and stop waiting to the government of Fulani

Don't mind them, make them dey wait, dem go wait tire

Kobicove:
So you're saying the transaction will not reverse automatically and send the coins back to his account

So it's this easy to loose your funds in a crypto transaction

Yes...binance warns in advance to make sure you are sending to the right network

fergieboy:
Like I always say

Always sell in bits


Weather long time vendor or not

But check well.. looks like you sent erc to trc address

He sent erc 20 to trc20 address... coin is gone. May be binance can help but I doubt

Afonja vs Afonja...there business.. and I know who the referee will be

Yahoo boys don finish her.

federal9:
They call this snake "tomorrow is too late"

One bite without any quick response is death. I pray none of us will get bitten by this snake or similar ones that are venomous.

See the head self, Na venom full that head.

obembet:
Hello guys, let have some little argument here.

Which if the record you think that is unbreakable and state the reason.

1. 91 Goals in One calendar year by Messi

2. 3 World cup by Pele

3. 17 Goals in 1 champion league CR7

4. 5 Goals in 9 minutes by Robert Lewandowaki

My view

To break Messi 91 Goals in calendar year possible to me, it's not really hard to break, expecially in Spanish league and Germany.

CR7 17 Goals in a season also wouldn't be that hard to break. it's likely Lewandowaki or halland break this year.

The most difficult would be Pele's 3 times World cup record.

also, Lewandowaki is also tough but I give it to Pele record

Source: Obembet

3 world cups will be almost impossible this time. 5 goals in 9 mins too may happen but not in English league or major competition.

Supreme145:
I commented on a thread yesterday that was about how much that can last someone through the week, I posted that I can manage 3k for a week and I was literary dragged and trolled through the thread. Some accused me of lying while some said I still live with my parents, others saw my post as a scheme to accrue favour from people.

I never wanted to open a thread about this, but as God would have it, he blessed me ( Not from that thread) through Nairaland best roofer and known philanthropist @ money121 and @despian that sent me something to help with my school project. I managed to squeeze out a little money and branch to the market to get some food stuffs. Below is a detail of how I spent 3k on food stuffs that would last me a week.

Rice 1 mudu(8 cups) : #600
Beans 1 mudu(8 cups) : #900
Potato : #500
1/2 bottle of palm oil : #400( I add just enough to colour the food)
1 packet of maggi : #250
Powder pepper :#100
Onions :#100
Airtime :#100
Total :#2950
The remaining #50 is for Chelsea match later in the evening.

While I didn't make this post to glorify poverty but it seems some people are oblivious to the situation of things in the country at the moment. Apparently the hardship levels is skewed, based on the values that people were quoting on that thread. While some food stuffs are at a premium at the moment, there are some of us that cut our suit according to our ankara.

Next is how I manage the foodstuff to last me a week in no particular order.

Day one: Rice and beans
Day two: beans and potatoes
Day three: only Rice
Day four: porridge potatoes
Day five : only beans
Day six: Rice and beans
Day seven: potatoes and oil
Fortunately the stomach does not disclose its contents.

I iterate through the list during the week, I spend only #100 on airtime during the week. I don't call any body and spend #25 daily for 250 mb night sub which I use to apply for jobs. I wait for the following week when it gets exhausted.
I use salt as makeshift paste and patronize Hausa black soap for bathing.
I've my faze cap to conceal my overgrown hair, though my lord luggard esque moustache have a way of bringing my legs outside.
I fetch well water, boil and sieve it, in that way home made Eva water is set, who knows I might own a pure water factory in future so I'm practicing now.

Added plus: My Girlfriend
It's a popular opinion on nairaland and the country in general that most Nigerian girls are useless and are out to bring nothing but misfortune and misery to our lives. I beg to disagree because the ones around me (mom, siblings and gf) are anything but useless.

My current girlfriend is a frugal spender and taught me how to spend prudently. She taught me how to cook thereby cutting the amount I spend on food to a significant level. I can give her just #1500 and she would prepare two pots of stew and soup to last me a week. Like my Oga @chatinet would say there are still women that can go to the market with 3k and come back with two nylons.

While other nairalanders open thread open threads about their parasitic girlfriends, mine is actually helping me through a difficult phase in my life.
Sadly despite my pitiful standard of living, I still have people that I'm better than and see me as a senior man. Its that bad.

I'm not comfortable with my condition so I'm looking for jobs so as to improve my standard of living. My fellow nairalanders help me to start eating with meat by offering my any job available. I'm a graduate of Statistics/Computer Science (bsc ed) and a web developer.

So the doubting Thomas's here's a breakdown of my 3k weekly spending.

Modified: Obviously some people are still doubting my credibility. I stay in north bank, Makurdi Benue State for those asking.

Possibly, free house, free NEPA, you no dey sick, free charcoal or gas etc.

Supersami:
This one allow love overshadow him brain. shey ya

That's what happens when the prickk is doing the thinking

Baawaa:
#400÷4=#100
It means you sold a year for #100

Na the kind country some people are enjoying.

Blurred images... none sense

Evil has a way of coming back to you....since Nigeria prefer evil leadership, I dont see calamity leaving this country soon. Simple, country that wont take Oyibo 24hrs to fix.

nairalandankrah:
Everybody needs mental evaluation in Nigeria

Even the president..

So the girl allow herself to be used or what?

Ngene44:
I blame our eastern governors and the elite. If Ojukwu as a governor did not stand against the killings of his people , we would have all been dead by now.

They don't know it was why Ojukwu went to war. They really want to conquer Nigeria before Buhari leaves office.

aminulive:
POLITICSNIGERIA.COM



https://politicsnigeria.com/just-in-what-ipob-sunday-igboho-have-done-to-southern-nigeria-shiekh-gumi/

Why are Muslims insisting on to be in the same country with Christians?

sharpsecret:
we don't have a choice...if we forget Biafra we will still die either by Nigeria forces.bokoharam.fulani herdsmen or bandits....so if we will loose another 5million it is better we do that fighting than to fold our hands and be slaughtered by Fulani militia

Kpomkwem!!!

Biafrarep:


This is getting more dire as the day goes by. It seems like the more federal government is distracted by IPOB, the more Boko Haram, bandits, jihardists and all manner of terrorists closes in on Abuja.

I heard that Northern politicians are now hysterically begging airlines to open up new routes between Abuja and other state capitals in the North so they can avoid traveling by road. Let's even assume that it's viable for airlines to operate such low traffic routes, what about risks of being shot down?? Which airline would want to risk that now the terrorists are getting anti aircraft missiles?!

How safe do they even think they're in Abuja now??!!!

Very soon they will open office in London and be ruling us from London

iwaeda:
Our leaders do not see it as anything, if they succeeded, next step may be our air.

I tell you very soon, they will begin shoot down passenger planes and that is the end of Nigeria

Crowwejihadist:
Because they are technically not part of Nigeria

Igbos have gone passed protests. If you protest, army will shoot you dead.

Eriokanmi:
It still amazes me how Kanu travelled to Kenya of all countries. Could it be a planned work, put in place by him to get arrested?

I still dey suspect that movement up till now...looks well planned and the mumu government fell for it. Look at the empty charges....after 3 months of detention. Brain is important oo

Emergingnation:
But he said Buhari is dead, he was replaced by one Jubril ad Sudan

Why didn't they charge him for that, that means there's an element of truth in what he said.

Buhari is an imposter from Sudan

They carefully avoided that one...this country problem dey oo

PrinceOfLagos:
Laughable

It's now obvious that Buhari government got nothing concrete on Kanu, Release him immediately.

I tire oo, is it that to this government don't know anything or what? In the court of law, it's not what you say but what you did. The closest case here is threat to life which is almost nothing. Mad people everywhere.

stanluiz:
I condemn the killing of the soldier by those Criminals.

But why is Nigeria army obsessed with burning people house and properties ? It how they train them ? It is part of their job description when doing investigations ?

Nigeria army keep behaving like a glorified Milita instead of acting professional.

If a criminal killed your colleague in any Community. Go to the community with force and do thorough searching. Anybody that refused to be part of the investigations or refuse to cooperate with the army should be arrested immediately as a suspect not by burning people properties.

Enough of this madness by the Nigeria army. You don't have any business with people house.

They think igbo man will leave his village and run away so that they invite Fulani herders to occupy and rename the place. They no no igbo man, you will need to kill all of them in order to occupy there villages.

Faber:
Sorry to the Zoo very stupid and predictable entity

3 questions I will ask God in heaven on the last day cos for sure am going to Heaven with Ohamadike and all the sons of light.

1) Chukwuokike why did you allowed some idiots to create the Zoo, what did you gained from the formation of the Zoo?

2) Chukwuokike, what formula did u used in creating the brain of a black man, what did you put, what did you removed?

3) Why did you waited so long to bring Ohamadike to us? You should have created him before 1914

Answer -

1) The zoo was assembled to punish Umu Chineke for killing twins they did not create. They are supposed to suffer for 100yrs in the hands of the zoo like the Israelites in Egypt.

2) There is no formula, the brain of the black man is unique, they only need a saviour and that saviour is in the land of the rising sun.

3) Waited for 100yrs..and now ohamadike will take Umuchineke to the promise land , the land of the rising sun, from there the whole Africa and the black race will kick start.

90% of Nigerians are either, bandits or terrorist, or drug dealer or Yahoo boy or skull miner or ritualist or political thief. Nothing good comes out of the shithole zoo. Balkanize this nonesense entity una dey shout one Nigeria, Oya continue. Very soon, Ghana go begin reject Nigerians

Igbos will finally decide the fate of Nigeria...most powerful ethnic group in Nigeria. See traffic