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I know this guy from Al hikmah university, Ilorin.

luckingcurvy:
was a reader in school all the way from first year,that my course mate do photocopy my summarize book. carried in case I forget but don't really use them, them my final year(always final year 2nd semester) devil said he want to work, one thing is that the Mumy lecturer came only once to sell his text book ( the thing got us angry coz it was a borrowed course) anyway, we bought d book but common ,u need to see all those books on entrepreneurs u will hate school and d nigga said his going to set all, I read d one I could and took like 3answers I know will come out, the faithful day I have finished and was passing to my friend, I don monitor movement are say all the leturers dey far, not knowing that they brought one small lady. ahhhh the girl don mark me( am tall. wear shako recommended glasses) fine one. as I was passing it the lady came and said give me, meeeee I don't hide am immediately I heard voice way no resemble my friend own, she took my paper and said I should leave I told her to summit it bfor I leave, for hall that's how my dept lecture that do pick me from home at times came and ask WATS up, I. told her and she vouched that I can't do such, tanks to her I submitted but d Mumy girl minus a sweet 40 marks Wetin I write . I lock up, for back go c d man the man ate my clean 15k, at least I got a C( half bread is better than one chin chin. u won't believe it I now saw the girl in my church as chorister dry sing me day dance. I swear to God I for treat her Bleep up if I hadn't pass that course. I don mean am but God save her.

This write up needs a lot of editing.

buharisbae:
Lol mine was when I was in secondary school I carried expo for my biology (due to diagram and labelling) it was my 1st term exam in ss2 and I hate cramming the labelling part of biology so on a faithful morning I read my biology note back and forth I prepared for the exam as I got to the exam hall I slid the paper inside my stockings I went to the middle of the hall where u won't be suspected That much so as we settle for the exam then the invigilator enters (our Yoruba teacher) God that woman is mean and heartless! I hated her ryt from ss1 so since I Dont relate with her I said I Dont really have a problem so I did all my objectives and theory aspect remaining the diagram part as I brought out the paper I put it under mY skirt I already drew the plant cell and labelled so it remained the animal cell so I was drawing the animal cell my mind was sweeting me as I was expecting my A (This witch looking woman has an eagle eyes ) I was covered by many people and its hard to get in the middle as I looked up the woman was pressing phone I was like ahhh thank God! as I looked down at my paper to continue 10secs later the woman just came direct to me and said "wow u must be intelligent this exam that is giving people sleepless night" mumu like me just smile the next thing the woman change face and said isn't that ur money that fell at ur back as I turned my neck to look the woman just dragged the paper from my laps (I have never felt so embarased in my life) I was trynna explain the woman no gree! I tod her I wasn't feeling too well and that's not how I do chaii Yoruba women gat no chill naaso she dragme outta my seàt she threatened to disgrace me on the assembly ground I beg tire! this woman called me names "fyn girl like u no brain" "oloriburuku" she was screaming like I snatched her husband later she lay me down flogged my ass (the medium one I was flexing ) she then tore my paper and told me to stat again. chaii I had only 15 mins to finish But I Sha finish after I came out of the hall I saw people looking at me I felt like stabbing them to death then my friend came to tell me sorry I felt the wall should swallow me I said I will never carry expo in my life again

but i still carry my first as usual

I was still made a prefect and I never had issue again in ss school

THE END

(story not really complete but my hand is paining me ) and sorry for my typo I still dey vex over the issue

Which kind first?

azeecoboy:
Op shey space still remain...
I need to charge my 5% phone

You suppose bring your extension

Lemon12:
ISLAMABAD

...
He will soon start suicide bombing

All Muslims are terrorist
#fact

And you are still alive?

exe0:
All we jus want is to see your real face

When bae stayed the night and left her makeup at home and you see her real face she will be like......

"This is not my real face o"

ipledge10:
My face when the girl I'm crushing tells me "you are so nice, your gf will be lucky to have you"

Just tell her....

You can be the lucky girl

TrapQueen77:
I think all the plates and kitchen utensils will be flying straight to his ugly face.

Now he is ugly abi?

AngelAhnie:
Snake can never be beautiful in my eyes...I'm shaking after seeing that monster.

I hate snakes but they can be beautiful
They are just like some girls, dangerous and beautiful

niggi4life:
70% of them are not buying anything, they just came to shoprite for sight seeing and taking of pictures

Its like you are in my mind

And some boys are there to catch babe and vise versa

You better sack her

Do you know what he fell on?

Love.

Hoodnigga:
i met this girl wen we are still in ss1. Im one of those shy guys, it took the efforts of my male friends and some gift to get d girl. She is beautiful, calm, and intelligent. We are now in ss3 takin our neco and i swear i havent touch d girl (i havnt even seen her underwears) ma friends will b calling m names sayin dat im not a man. D problem with d girl is dat she usually ignores m. She wnt allow m come to her house, she wont even com to my own house. We only chat through phones or when we are in school. She wont even call me on phone onless i called her. I hav stated hearin rumours that shes been hanging around with guys in her street. To say d truth im tired of d girl . Pls should i continue or should i go on with my life?

See this small idiiot!
You are just in ss3 and you are already worrying about a girl?
I pity your future.

If you marry 18, she will be easier for you to control before she grows into 28 that might give you a difficult time because she is now mature.

STFUareyouG0d:
If Snake don bite you before, if you see rope, you go run

Snake never bite me, but I still run when I see rope.

Perfecttouch:
my broda fear God oh,u just copied my post without acknowledging me,it is unfair fa

I once posted a funny picture on nairaland but it didn't make front page, someone else took the same picture and posted it and it made front page.

I recently updated my instagram app and since then the app will automatically logs itself out and whenever I wanna post a video, the app will take me back to the previous page.

Please does anyone have any idea what's wrong?

Must we kill every strange animalmwe see?

Small time now they will say they wanna roast that animal or Civet

DiAmOnDrUbY:
7. When you cannot even figure out basic Maths, but some people are taking Further Mathematics.

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/kevin-sad.jpg

Oversabi

I don't like maths either, but I do take further maths.

Further maths is quite simple and straight forward than maths

I remember vividly, I used to pass furthermaths and fail maths.... imagine!

bright007:
Hmm....who her pantless body don epp?



In other news....vaseline crew...food don done.

Anyone that wankkks to this is a first class pervert

Even before this time, na wetin we been dey chop

MisterDreamz:
The school has no name and location?

Ask Uber facts

90% of students are lazy, imagine they have an opportunity to attend this school!

donbenedict:
Good job, but why do I keep seeing rubbish effects in Nigerian movies?

You are still seeing Nigerian films?

SeverusSnape:
Thank goodness you came out unscathed.

Yes o

DaBullIT:
added my name to the list of participant including my KN number and[b] my account number[/b]. I was like wow, these people are serious, so they are gonna pay? In short I decided to participate and we went for a three-day training.


Na money for kee you , but your mama head dey follow you


that said ,


They were throwing sticks and stones ?? he he he he , you call that violence? I am talking cutlass , guns , bows and arrows



You for understand wetin dey happen

Have you experienced such too?

Of course I was there for the money.

There and then I took my bag and smuggled the card reader in it and I also took the INEC bag too, the police man said "wait" but I did not listen, he then he said "take the ballot box along" but I still did not listen. My friends and I ran with some of the policemen towards the bus that brought us there, the policemen were even ordering some people to leave the front seat.
As we drove off some of the thugs were throwing stones at us, I was so surprised and afraid, I have never experienced such voilence in my life.
We got to the RAC centre safely and the lady among us was crying that she wants to go home, she was pacified by the police and few minutes later we were transported to the INEC office where we met some other corps members that ran away from their units too.
Everybody was narrating their stories, some had sword, yes sword by their necks to sign the ballot papers!

Alhamdulillah that I'm safe and the rest of the corp members too.

Surprisingly, there were no mosquitoes. Around 4:14am, I heard the call to prayer and I stood up then, I heard someone shouting "they don dey pay o"
We were all surprise that they were paying that early. So, I brushed my teeth, perform salat, got a bucket and fetched some water, went into the bush for my morning business and took my bath, dressed up in my 6/7 and went straight to collect my 8,500 naira! OWO!
The SPO marked my name and asked me to write my name on two different papers and I got my 8,500.
At about 6am or so, we started collecting voting materials and everybody went to their unit. But before we went there some men were arguing that the election must take place right there but the INEC officials said it was not possible. Later on, they agreed and we went there.
On getting there we set up the cubicle and other materials and the acrreditation and voting began simultaneously. I was the APO1, so I was in charge of the card reader. The card reader was unable to read the people fingerprints, so we kept filling the incident form.
Finally! The card reader read a man's finger and I was happy, I even said congratulations when we heard arguments from behind, before we know some touts came out with big branches of trees, I was scared but I was a little calm when suddenly one tout ran to our table and slam the branch on our table Gbam!

A member of the house of assembly died in Kano so they needed a by-election to fill the seat. So, as a Corp member we were required to conduct the election, I told my friends that I was not going to participate but they said I should that nothing will happen, to make it more sweet NYSC has already added my name to the list of participant including my KN number and my account number. I was like wow, these people are serious, so they are gonna pay? In short I decided to participate and we went for a three-day training.
After the three-day training, we rested for another two days, we were told to report to the INEC office the day before the election so they can take us to our respected units, we all gather and I met some of my camp friends.
During the training, we were told that there were mosquito nets and beds at the RAC centre where we will spend the night prior to the election so as not to be late to our polling units. Unfortunately when we got there, we were given mats and no nets what?! See liars!
More unfortunately, I did not get any mat, so a friend said I could manage with him on the mat, soon, another friend came to join us. You can imagine three people on a mat! As I was trying to sleep, one ant bit my head and I had to scratch it severally, some minutes later another ant bites my leg, I can still feel that pain on my leg as of now so in short I had a short bad night.

The boy beside Fayose just dey smile....


*I don land China!

I'm a stream 2 batch B corper serving in Kano, everybody have received their allawe but I am yet to.

I don't know if the problem is with my bank UBA or something else.

Please if you are using UBA and you are yet to receive allawe, please notify