₦airaland Forum

ChiefSosa:
That's a Buthidae scorpion; one of the most dangerous scorpions with strong venom!
You don't need the 'Minister of Scorpion Affairs' to tell you they are dangerous and you should avoid them.

Are you into scorpion farming? Abeg I wan do am, I need guidelines

Ok

Gadafii:
most of the girls i have been with, they always the one cheating with me on their main guys.

the only girl i met without boyfriend, i told her if she cheat me on and i find out, i will break her neck

Did she cheat on you?

I don dey fear to do bolt now o

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright....dooh...he clear say you nor dey booze bottle
Because a boozer of bottles won't say this
And you are not the social type...a real niggarrr can't be on the number eight bottles and he will be shy to urinate

The only one way dey do me....na if I visit people and I stay with them for some days then for those few days I nor dey go toilet.....because to poo nor go green hungry me

I try am one time. I held back for like 3 days but it was overwhelming, I just had to go.

Idiots!

I don't trust these figures

CampussNews:
Siggy, you won't see them talk about this. I have never seen a religion so forceful. Where have you seen a christian, hindu, buddist, traditionalist, force his religion on anyone? It just has to be this religon all the time and your mind is not telling you that something is wrong somewhere??!

All the terrorist group in the world all claim this same religion - Boko Haram, Foolanis, Bandits, ISIS, Taliban, Al-Qaeda, all of them! And please don't tell me it's cover-up cos I have not seen one group that has used christianity to "cover-up"; it just has to be this same one religion of peace. I meant to say PISS!

But it was stated in the same Qur'an

"there is no compulsion in religion"

Most of the things they do are unislamic

DonEd:
Na wa o! E be like say " He that finds a wife finds a good thing" doesn't apply here o.

As rich as he is, na girlfriend level he still dey.

Hmmm

Baba no wan share him money in case of break up

wizzy4real23:
Its nice

How nice please?
How is the patronage??

Igbo amaka

Make Allaah protect us.

First of all, all these roads are substandard and subsequently lack proper management.

I sometimes wonder how Nigeria would be if we experience earthquakes.

Cudeze4:
Does a rattle snake make a clucking sound?

It makes a rattling sound

Davash222:
What will happen when the driver start to think of Sex when driving

That will not affect it as you wouldn't think of sex when mapping your thoughts with the functions of the car.

2times2:
so na gender disarm you ur earpiece

Na only that way e fit happen

2times2:
Yea

Under no condition should you borrow anyone your earpiece

I asked this girl for the earpiece she borrowed, she told me "your earpiece is o gonner"

Shuzzi:
Messi number is not a brand.....there's nothing like LM10

You no lie

We don't care whatever name you give them....

This country is not secured

Do something about that and fast!

3k daily na big money sha

Yes na, you are mad.

ableguy:

H is not silent in Honest

Guy stop tilting your phone before you take a picture. Keep it vertical or horizontal abeg.

Yes

As long as you learn a lot of computer skills, I am not saying Microsoft office packages ooo..

Macsjebs:
It's the first prank for me, those guys no well aswear

What was the first prank?

TOTOnigga:
Hello guys.... I don't just know.. Is it just me or is there anything I don't understand......my parents are rich people especially my dad, I know that for sure... someone paying #950,000 naira per year as school fees for me aside other expenses, plus multiple houses and lands I can't even keep count of....

How come they are this stingy? There is no time I would ask them for money for my own personal well being or any of my personal needs that they would like to assist me. I once ask mum for #12,000 naira just to buy a fairly used android phone (when I know they can even afford me an iPhone x) but she told me I should wait till months end before she gives me saying there is no money on ground... it's five months now and still nothing (not waiting for it though)...

Then I ask my dad, he told me I don't need an android phone... telling me that phone makes people unserious and other types of bulls*it( a 19 year old student for that matter)

Any expenses that is not book or academic related is not important...my parents would rather buy clothes for me than give me money to buy clothes... sometimes I end up not wearing some of them..

The funniest part is that, anytime I take any urgent lie(Asin scam) about any payment in school...they wouldn't Waits a second to send it to me... This has got me telling all sorts of lies just to get what I know can be gotten honestly.. It has even gotten to the point that any money that enters my hand now, I use it to play sports betting to see if I can get enough money for what I need, but I end up loosing the money...I am just frustrated.. someone time I wish I didn't even have rich parents cos what's the point...

I beg you, stop betting...

longetivity:
Bubu, pantami and malami should get ready for kirikiri

Never ever gonna happen in this Nigeria.

150 naira, aboki man go use razor blade cut am.

Can you lawfully posses a human skull?

Ademola47:
Majority of those escort car drivers over speed and behave like demigods. They also feel superior on the wheel.

Meanwhile, the reportage is ambiguous. They said 'escort' van driver was almost lynched but for the timely intervention of the police, what about to the security officers in the convoy? Can't they foil the arsonist attempt? What about the C.E.O in the convoy? Didn't he wait? So many unanswered questions.

The driver ran away, the police were not even there yet. There were no security guys in the convoy, the guy they were escorting is just a stupid young man that parades that route everyday to probably show off. The CEO was on a power bike and he was ahead of the hilux, so he probably did know the accident happened at the moment it did.

The guy is just an idiot, he passes through the road everyday on top speed.

The police did not save anybody, the guy ran away! And I witnessed a police officer that was beaten, he was lucky he ran.

Virus99:
3 people injured ?

But when I saw it on WhatsApp yesterday they said everyone in those tricycles died

Which one person won believe now...this information age sef na wa o !

Too many different information on the same issue flying all around all at the same time. Mtcheeew

Not everyone died. At first we thought the driver died but we later got news that he fractured his hand and leg but is still alive.

It was crazy I was there!