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Perverts!

How can you sleep with your niece?

Na the niece self go meet am jejely for where he dey sleep.

Whick kind niece be this?

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Be honest.

Don't lie.[/color]

That what I think

Pidgin is international

The wiches from the village are not relenting

He wants to know if you will need transport fare when you are leaving.

Husbands are not scarce

Se me here since without bae

DO NOT GIVE THIS KINDA CAKE TO THE GROOM

Or else the wife will open a thread on nairaland "my husband cannot last more than 2 minutes, what do I do?"

What of the mathematical set method?

Why they no go represent Nigeria in gymnastic in Rio?

That lantern and iron boxes still dey.

They have a shop full of those iron boxes here in Kano

Lool so funny and true

Now I got my beards , it may not be too much but I love it!

Drownedgod:
Who confirmed the virginity?

How do you confirm that of the boy

Your wife has a point and so do you.

In order to avoid marital problems please just do what your wife wants, you may not give her the money but you can buy what she said.

Avoid argument as she has accused you laughing with the other woman. That's a red flag.

Vanity

How many times una wan post this picture.?

Assuming this happened in Nigeria, people would have been shouting "Na Buhari cause am"

My dad once told me....

"Don't bother yourself chasing after girls now
Try hard to make it and girls will run after you"

This is an example.

See as the girl fine....... but see I go dye..

Affable0709:
Welcome into the labour market..

Make them serve finish na.

ireneony:
His small diick though



Modified:
To all the small diick guys quoting me, back off!

How you see am, you don phuck him before?

juicydiceyjoe:
Dude, what can you mention that I have not tried; I just gave up and let it have its way..

Me too

juicydiceyjoe:
Pimples, dark spots; I feel it's a natural cause and they will leave on their own...

Easy to say for those that doesn't have.

Samanza89:
I suggest you visit a dermatologist.... Because what that worked for someone else might not work on you. Dermatologist will have to test your skin before recommending any product or probably treatment..

I heard visiting one is expensive

4 is good for sitting between two prostrations but 3 is the best and you can use it for all sittings.

How do you know it is a pre-wedding shoot?

drake2:
Really? Are your sure it works?

Cos i am gonna get super angry now oh!

According to the boxer though

You better like anyone before it is too late

Moreover, proposing is nonsense to me. What do you guys have in mind when you started dating....... lets be phucking and see where it leads abi? Smh

If you power anything with the anger you have for this government, you will surely conquer....

Tolexander:
she is not pretty jare!

her mouth can swallow the spoon used in serving stew in burial ceremony, too wide!

The way she take dey chop embezzled money how her mouth no go big

Swaggzkid:
This shit could make FP oo


i trust these goofy mods on that

Swaggzkid or Xwaggzkid

Oduduru, please just bring the silver home.

EricMason:
boby of life aka milk bank

Milk?

I don't trust all this kind bobbby, if e be say na Lipton dey inside.