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Pls abeg stop writing VP JOR,anytime i see that i call it vice principal

One of our best writer decided to propose to Aminat508 and that is tosyne2much,don't even know how they met but what God has joined together let no man put asunder,i was only passing by when i saw them,don't even have the opportunity to talk but i snapped them sha.Their pics below.
I don't even know if she accepted the proposal

Wait one more thing
























APRIL FOOL! APRIL FOOL!!
Happy new month

I use God beg you abeg no go again o,their wine is dangerous lolz

myfantasies:
I met 23 aliens

Dey offered me alien wine

Nd yes dey were friendly, going back again tomorrow

In one word you aren't a virgin

tosyne2much:
As for me, I have no atom of regard for a lady with tight kitty-cat.. I just like it when a lady's vagina is a bit loose

Float in space right

How many aliens did you meet?

Hope they are friendly?

myfantasies:
I was floating in space

Now i am here

How r u

Good Evening
Where have you been?

myfantasies:
U think i will just forgive u cos u mentioned my moniker?

If u want me to forgive u just do d needful nd give me two bottles of orijin nd a plate of cat fish pepper soup

Not all harlots wear poor dresses,some wear it to get attention of guys when they are still young [you know youth days sha,ladies will just want to show off]
When they are searching they drop that,that was what i mean

mzvyne:
Sorry your intentions cannot be camouflaged by the disclaimer.


That aside, so any lady who changes her mode of dressing cos she's searching was once a harlot? Quite a myopic point of view, don't you think??

All ladies know very well how they all used their past {if na good na you sabi and if na bad mi o worry},we all know that marriage & wedding is an essential task in the life of a woman,It is compulsory for them to drop their old act (you know what i mean right .
These are the signs or herald they give when they are finally ready to settle down with a husband

1.They cut contact with their old maga :
Inorder for them to have a rest of mind,they have to cut contact with their old boyfriend,remember that there are differences btw a boyfriend and a boylover!
Some girls even go to the extent of removing their sims,the names they stored like Maga,mylover,mybae. They don't want any loop holes to show to their husby.


2.They pretend that they are virgins :
Nobody want a dog as a wife,we all want fresh things but i as a person don't even think virgins exist anymore,most women are like tortoise,green snake under green grass.
You will not even they had been deflowered before mere looking at their faces.
For example,when you speak of trash like "I can manage 10 rounds",they look as if they don't know the meaning replying you with "are you a sprinter "Zero correlation"!

3.Their mode of dressing change :
You will just feel confused when a girl that can wear bump shot or anything you call it to 2km start wearing gown from head to toe simply because she wan marry o,they don't want us to know they are harlots

4.They start going to church or Mosque :
You will be worried when you see a woman that visit clubs on sunday morning start attending Night vigils just because she wish to marry,they think men in church are always faithfull.

IF YOU ARE DOING THAT YOU BETTER STOP!
We all know God is wonderfull!
Those sort of girls will end up marrying men camouflaging as they are doing

5.They pose with their best property :
Unmarried females doing this to we men are trying to pass a message accross to us,if you don't know the meaning,the meaning is
"If you marry me, i willn't be a burden to you,me too get small change for pocket."
That is the meaning,they are also aware that no man want liability again.

6.They try to remove any type of stuff that look like a ring on their hand :
They remove anything on their body relating to their old maga,they know that no man will toast them seeing any traces of another man on them

7.They bring in talks that will majorly deals with the schools they attended:
They want to show us that they also passed through nice schools before that they aren't illetrates



8.They hate hearing the word manage :
Females want ready made men not Raw men they will manufacture themself,
They think Managers aren't beautiful

9.They start respecting Elderly women:
They want to gain our full trust,they know if they do that you will think they like your mother and father and accept them as her in-laws,Fake Ladies everywhere.

Writer : Mediapace/AYOBAMI

I will add the remaining three asap!

Before then make una add yours

Note: This thread wasn't created to deplete the value of any lady

Cc : Aminat508 MyfantasiesTosyne2much optional01 Thegoodjoe Lastmumu cruzita wristbangle naijaboiy cutehector classcaptain

Where did you guys get all this topic name Wristbangle and tosyne2much

It don tey wey me i give beggar money when i heard they do kidnapp!
When i even give them i be like ::

And i just love you too

Nnenna2too:
I just love this man's boldness.Igbo ndioma

Something amaze me about you that differentiate you from other mods

dominique:
We're waiting. As long as it does not violate rules 16 and 22

Mr A: Buhari will win presidential election in 2019.


Mr B: Fuel will be #5 per litre next week.


Mr A: meaning?


Mr B: I thought we were listing impossible things. Chai

Amin eepo gan

ajepako:
Ka ya gba kamu lo ku bayi.
Afi ki Olorun ko wa yo.....

Ati wo eleyi na

ajepako:
Oro baba yii gan o ti e ye ara e paapaa.
Olorun ma je ki naijiria ti shi oko wo oh....

Mr A: Buhari will win presidential election in 2019.

Mr B: Fuel will be #5 per litre next week.

Mr A: meaning?

Mr B: I thought we were listing impossible things.

Oro baba yi o ti ewa fe yemi mo .

Where have you been

Missmossy:
Chai!! Whats this??

We have been rodgered out by pharaoh's of Egypt which will make our team not to participate in Afcon for two consecutive times which had never happened in the history of our football before.

To me Oliseh is a nice future reader,all the blame is now on Siasia,my guy ran away when he saw no hope in those chickens.

MY main questions goes thus :

*Who is to be blamed?
*What is our way forward?
*Should Siasia be sacked?
*Did it look like we are going to qualify for Next World cup?
*Do you think Mikel really deserve that title?
*what should be our next aim after Afcon dropout?
*with this set of things happening,do you see us winning worldcup in the next 12yrs?
*What was the major mistake siasia and his crew made?
*who will you rain curse on most when you are watching Afcon next year?
*who country will you support next year's Afcon
?
Guys&gurls let us answer those questions

That is not an excuse,he dey play trash before. Awon werey 100% naijaboiy and twaci wetin you talk?

Bad market

optional1:
Super chickens fans, how market?

You watched the back of your T.v.

vickie1900:
dunno the match you guys watched o.... the one i watched was Nigeria 3 : Egypt 0

Iyawo ati ja jere,i dey one chance

Aminat508:
Kikikikikikikikik naija which way

The next thing is to withdraw like chad did i swear!

Wait is siasia Mad? What is simon moses doing on the bench!

With what am seeing here,we are out of Afcon!

wristbangle:
Naija will win

I know that was why i finished it,you will soon see mine

myfantasies:
Tanks dear

But d same goes for u too

Is it really 6 or 7?
Cc iwaeada dominique robosky02 optional01

Midex88:
EGYPT VS NIGERIA IN ALEXANDRIA: @NGSuperEagles XI - Daniel Akpeyi; Shehu Abdullahi, Stanley Amuzie, Efe Ambrose, Godfrey Oboabona; Mikel Obi, Oghenekaro Etebo, Umar Aminu, Ahmed Musa, Victor Moses; Odion Ighalo #SoarSuperEagles

Akpeyi replaces Carl Ikeme in goal ...
Back four remains the same ...
Umar Aminu replaces Kelechi Iheanacho in midfield ...
Victor Moses takes the place of Moses Simon in the flank ...

Game kick off 6pm Nigerian Time...

What do you think?

Lemme help you finish it <i don't believe it>

myfantasies:
Pics or u know d rest