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'IKORO' 'DU'..' .What do you expect from a town called - 'bitter & black'

mmmmm JUNGLE JUSTICE
People getting lynched and no recourse? No police? No fear?
Badoo or no Badoo - Evans living among the elite in Magodo

LAGOS (and NIGERIA in general) = JUNGLE
Zuckerberg and co - stay away

ak33n:
dude..


lmfao..


this ain't fashion..

do you even know what fashionista means?

is that the only shoe you've got ??
I was expecting you'd have so many things to show..

stop embarrassing yourself and take all these pictures down



N.B. Eat something..



airforce1 commann carry your bruva

Hey!! I hope you're joking, ps don't diss the nigg3r though. He's bold, and he was ready for negative comments too. I suggest he doesn't take the pics down, others can laugh and he can learn from the comments. We've all got to aspire to sumthing other than -you know - kidnapping etc.

Ridgeback
Whippet
Bleep
Blood Hound

"F"
'they want to be free to sample as many deeks as possible...

[quote author=greenhulk post=57704907]But how do people know the number of times cars summersault? Do they count? And why is it always that the car summersault 3 times. not 1 time, not 2 times, not 4 times, its always 3 times. Anyway Thank God for ur life. But I don't think anyone involved in an accident will have the time to count the number of times his car summersaults [/quote

I think people count how many times the car rolled on it's side after the first 'flip' and then add "somersault" especially if the car eventually ends up upright. - "rolled multiple times" is not dramatic enough for church testimonies.

SEAT BELTS WORK

dayleke:
Maybe Virgin Atlanic....
Or the new Airline for naija...
As in official Naija Airline....
Big up !!!!!

Nah. It's a hint that Ankara textiles for the next season will have some bold 'Red' colours

Hint is AFRICA FASHION WEEK, LAGOS July 1st 2017.
RED THEME

Sorry
I hope you didn't log on to Nairaland during work hours tho? don't lie pls

mmm cute, BUT
someone please send Tim their barber's phone number

chiraqDemon:
As in eh. Nigerian criminals don't understand that u r meant to keep chut when u r caught, they just spill everything, naija police works mainly with confessions as they don't really have ways of proving much. Keep ur mouth shut n give urself a chance at a lighter sentence. But they will spill everything, even the names of accomplices that were not caught.
If u r caught, say nothing until ur lawyer says otherwise.

Nigerian Police torture people...that's why.
So even so-called "confessions" get K Leg.
Nigeria is a jungle.

The chick is smart - unconfirmed statistics say Nigerian ladies are more in number than the guys (yeah) further, the good, handsome and capable guys are even much less in number.
Look around you and see how many families have more girls than boys?

I think she saw an opportunity and took 'drastic, unconventional action' before some Vera Sidika-assed chick snatches him!

I am sorry, I have to do this , not to embarrass anyone BUT, my father was a TEACHER so I can't help it!
So, if you are guilty of the following, you're not a Sleek Nigerian, you'll need to make the following corrections for your 2016 New Year Resolution. to qualify.
(...please feel free to add possible common mistakes by the so-called educated ones)

An educated, professional and sleek Nigerian:

1.
Never writes 'Hello ...' in E-mails. HELLO is for telephone communications ONLY - yes, believe it.

2.
Never says - 'Am Coming' - rather "I'm coming" or "I am coming".

3.
Never uses the phrase 'Couple of...' when he does not mean TWO. Couple means a pair, not more - use 'few' when more than two.

4.
Knows the difference between "their" and "there" - no explanation required, PLEASE - did you pass your JAMB at all?

5.
Never uses the useless phrase - 'going forward' [/b]in a speech or meeting - you only go forward in a car...or OKADA, use [b]'from now on'.

6.
Never says - ' I am going to come....' - it doesn't make sense - self explanatory.

7.
Never says - 'of course yes...' - it is what we call TAUTOLOGY (check your dictionary).

8.
Never says - 'come to my house' , when they live in a flat or apartment. It is vernacular English.

9.
Never describes professional workers in an office as 'working class'. Working class people are people that do manual labour. The definition of class actually depends on the country you are located. Nigeria uses the English definition, which is based on what your PARENTS do (or did) for a living.

10.
Never says - 'give me a call', rather give me a RING (noun), a or 'call me - verb.

...there are many more - but these come to mind and are very very common so please don't be upset if you are found to be using the above listed contraventions - just correct them.

Have a grammatical error-free 2016.


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EverestdeBliu:
Isn't this becoming boring? #JustAsking

....NO - im never see LAG people

scholes0:
OAU - Ife or Uni Ilorin is taking this.

OAU ALWAYS take stuff like this....na dia. Ya..Hooooo boy originate - always online.

This OAU (so called GREAT 'mu.thafkin' IFE') always wins everything. ....
well, the owner of this s.ite graduated from where?

apholaryn:
did I called your father ........

....uuuuunnnnmmmm...please o, try use spell checker sometimes - e be like say na only home training you enjoy. that other one you missed a few lessons

...HUMBLE PIE.

..like really...the place looks like its situated in government-provided social housing within the Projects
......obviously it's cool if you compare it to our over-valued stuff in Ajaa
......that blogger wey use Dasukigate money buy Banana island pad no go envy am - at all!...she need to fok beta diik abeg

by the way, religious leaders all need to be arrested too - they are in bed with corrupt politicos.
until the day all the money grabbing evangelists and pastors stop wasting people's times with prayers and night vigils and allow the youth to be engaged in positive political and economic activities - you will continue to hear these stories and your countrymen will continue to be a disgrace in other parts of the world.

OLADD:
...... That's my point.

YOU DON'T HAVE A POINT.

voltron:
.. until Pure and Unadulterated Justice is meted on these Billionaire Criminals (Death by Execution) nothing with deter Corruption

sorry dude - ain't gonna happen - Nigerians are weak_lings. Not just weak_lings, but weak-lings that luv nuthin but a nice shafting from behind by their lo-life politicos.

andyanders:
These guys supposed to be publicly executed. It is high time that fraudulent politicians and public servants are publicly executed.
This is even a crime against humanity for public servants to loot the national treasury where pregnant women are dying everyday. Road accidents as a result of bad roads that has been abandoned by the contractors who vanished after collecting money.

Now tell me why such amount will be disbursed for special prayers? What kind of country are we living in.

Could it be that the BLACK MAN is CURSED?

Yeah - very right, all black muuthafkers are cursed - even in countries outside Africa. Crabology reigns supreme. See Haiti, Australia and the rest of Polynesia. The truth hurts.

Abeg who be Sagamite and OLADD? dem sabi each oda? the way you guys dey curse your lineage, biko now!

All these allegations...give them 6 weeks or so they will die down - again. It is generally accepted that thieving is an accepted practice in the country. it is celebrated actually...so the news is just that - news.
The country is a very interesting place - talk talk talk talk, discuss, discuss, analyse....all with no action. That's why the 'TALK' industry make billions - Pastors and evangelist (all talk), motivational speakers (all talk), conferences (all talk), blogs (all talk) etc etc etc etc....
*********Can someone just post the next topic we can all TALK about again abeg.

mmmm....maybe Nigerians should start having their own TECH companies too, employing fellow Nigerians and putting Naij' on the world scene for better resasons. Instead of complaining about MTN, Huawei etc...after going to Dubai to show off....