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Crime / Re: Tips On How To Avoid Getting Lynched Mistakenly As Badoo Member In Ikorodu by MedusaClad: 10:29pm On Jul 05, 2017 |
'IKORO' 'DU'..' .What do you expect from a town called - 'bitter & black' |
Crime / Re: Tips On How To Avoid Getting Lynched Mistakenly As Badoo Member In Ikorodu by MedusaClad: 10:10pm On Jul 05, 2017 |
mmmmm JUNGLE JUSTICE People getting lynched and no recourse? No police? No fear? Badoo or no Badoo - Evans living among the elite in Magodo LAGOS (and NIGERIA in general) = JUNGLE Zuckerberg and co - stay away |
Fashion / Re: Check Out My Fashion Style People. *pictures* by MedusaClad: 11:19am On Jun 26, 2017 |
ak33n: Hey!! I hope you're joking, ps don't diss the nigg3r though. He's bold, and he was ready for negative comments too. I suggest he doesn't take the pics down, others can laugh and he can learn from the comments. We've all got to aspire to sumthing other than -you know - kidnapping etc. 1 Like |
Pets / Re: You Are A Genius If You Can Correctly Name These Five Dog Breeds by MedusaClad: 9:59am On Jun 21, 2017 |
Ridgeback Whippet Bleep Blood Hound |
Romance / Re: Sudden Increase Of Single Ladies Above 28: Ways Of Salvaging The Situation by MedusaClad: 10:37pm On Jun 20, 2017 |
"F" 'they want to be free to sample as many deeks as possible... 3 Likes |
Travel / Re: Man's Car Somersaulted Multiple Times In Enugu (Photos) by MedusaClad: 10:30pm On Jun 20, 2017 |
[quote author=greenhulk post=57704907]But how do people know the number of times cars summersault? Do they count? And why is it always that the car summersault 3 times. not 1 time, not 2 times, not 4 times, its always 3 times. Anyway Thank God for ur life. But I don't think anyone involved in an accident will have the time to count the number of times his car summersaults [/quote I think people count how many times the car rolled on it's side after the first 'flip' and then add "somersault" especially if the car eventually ends up upright. - "rolled multiple times" is not dramatic enough for church testimonies. |
Travel / Re: Man's Car Somersaulted Multiple Times In Enugu (Photos) by MedusaClad: 10:19pm On Jun 20, 2017 |
SEAT BELTS WORK |
Romance / Re: Ladies In Red Storm Lagos Streets (Photos) by MedusaClad: 10:24pm On Jun 19, 2017 |
dayleke: Nah. It's a hint that Ankara textiles for the next season will have some bold 'Red' colours |
Romance / Re: Ladies In Red Storm Lagos Streets (Photos) by MedusaClad: 10:20pm On Jun 19, 2017 |
Hint is AFRICA FASHION WEEK, LAGOS July 1st 2017. RED THEME |
Career / Re: I Am Finished! I Must Avenge My Boss by MedusaClad: 9:46pm On Jun 18, 2017 |
Sorry I hope you didn't log on to Nairaland during work hours tho? don't lie pls |
Celebrities / Re: Timi Dakolo Shared Beautiful Family Photo To Celebrate Father's Day by MedusaClad: 7:09pm On Jun 18, 2017 |
mmm cute, BUT someone please send Tim their barber's phone number |
Crime / Re: Photo Of Evans Wife And Children Crying Shocks Evans, The Kidnapper by MedusaClad: 5:18pm On Jun 18, 2017 |
chiraqDemon: Nigerian Police torture people...that's why. So even so-called "confessions" get K Leg. Nigeria is a jungle. |
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Lady Kneels Down & Proposes To Her Boyfriend.Nigerians React(photos) by MedusaClad: 11:01am On Jun 14, 2017 |
The chick is smart - unconfirmed statistics say Nigerian ladies are more in number than the guys (yeah) further, the good, handsome and capable guys are even much less in number. Look around you and see how many families have more girls than boys? I think she saw an opportunity and took 'drastic, unconventional action' before some Vera Sidika-assed chick snatches him! |
Nairaland / General / English Usage 2016, For The 'sleek Nigerian' - Lessons For The New YEAR by MedusaClad: 3:24pm On Dec 23, 2015 |
I am sorry, I have to do this , not to embarrass anyone BUT, my father was a TEACHER so I can't help it! So, if you are guilty of the following, you're not a Sleek Nigerian, you'll need to make the following corrections for your 2016 New Year Resolution. to qualify. (...please feel free to add possible common mistakes by the so-called educated ones) An educated, professional and sleek Nigerian: 1. Never writes 'Hello ...' in E-mails. HELLO is for telephone communications ONLY - yes, believe it. 2. Never says - 'Am Coming' - rather "I'm coming" or "I am coming". 3. Never uses the phrase 'Couple of...' when he does not mean TWO. Couple means a pair, not more - use 'few' when more than two. 4. Knows the difference between "their" and "there" - no explanation required, PLEASE - did you pass your JAMB at all? 5. Never uses the useless phrase - 'going forward' [/b]in a speech or meeting - you only go forward in a car...or OKADA, use [b]'from now on'. 6. Never says - ' I am going to come....' - it doesn't make sense - self explanatory. 7. Never says - 'of course yes...' - it is what we call TAUTOLOGY (check your dictionary). 8. Never says - 'come to my house' , when they live in a flat or apartment. It is vernacular English. 9. Never describes professional workers in an office as 'working class'. Working class people are people that do manual labour. The definition of class actually depends on the country you are located. Nigeria uses the English definition, which is based on what your PARENTS do (or did) for a living. 10. Never says - 'give me a call', rather give me a RING (noun), a or 'call me - verb. ...there are many more - but these come to mind and are very very common so please don't be upset if you are found to be using the above listed contraventions - just correct them. Have a grammatical error-free 2016. M |
Education / Re: Nairaland 2015 UNI/POLY Census(rep Your School) by MedusaClad: 2:34pm On Dec 23, 2015 |
EverestdeBliu:....NO - im never see LAG people |
Education / Re: Nairaland 2015 UNI/POLY Census(rep Your School) by MedusaClad: 2:32pm On Dec 23, 2015 |
scholes0: OAU ALWAYS take stuff like this....na dia. Ya..Hooooo boy originate - always online. |
Education / Re: Nairaland 2015 UNI/POLY Census(rep Your School) by MedusaClad: 2:29pm On Dec 23, 2015 |
This OAU (so called GREAT 'mu.thafkin' IFE') always wins everything. .... well, the owner of this s.ite graduated from where? |
Celebrities / Re: What Is Goodluck Jonathan Eating In This Photo? Oh My!!! by MedusaClad: 1:47pm On Dec 15, 2015 |
apholaryn:....uuuuunnnnmmmm...please o, try use spell checker sometimes - e be like say na only home training you enjoy. that other one you missed a few lessons |
Celebrities / Re: What Is Goodluck Jonathan Eating In This Photo? Oh My!!! by MedusaClad: 1:40pm On Dec 15, 2015 |
...HUMBLE PIE. |
Celebrities / Re: Maheeda Moves Into Her New House In Holland (photos) by MedusaClad: 1:39pm On Dec 15, 2015 |
..like really...the place looks like its situated in government-provided social housing within the Projects ......obviously it's cool if you compare it to our over-valued stuff in Ajaa ......that blogger wey use Dasukigate money buy Banana island pad no go envy am - at all!...she need to fok beta diik abeg |
Politics / Re: Alleged N13.6bn Fraud: Dasuki, Others Plead Not Guilty To Fresh Charges by MedusaClad: 6:10pm On Dec 14, 2015 |
by the way, religious leaders all need to be arrested too - they are in bed with corrupt politicos. until the day all the money grabbing evangelists and pastors stop wasting people's times with prayers and night vigils and allow the youth to be engaged in positive political and economic activities - you will continue to hear these stories and your countrymen will continue to be a disgrace in other parts of the world. |
Politics / Re: Some Of The Funny Explanations Being Given By The Goats Of GEJ's Yam Festival! by MedusaClad: 2:53pm On Dec 14, 2015 |
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Politics / Re: Alleged N13.6bn Fraud: Dasuki, Others Plead Not Guilty To Fresh Charges by MedusaClad: 2:20pm On Dec 14, 2015 |
voltron: sorry dude - ain't gonna happen - Nigerians are weak_lings. Not just weak_lings, but weak-lings that luv nuthin but a nice shafting from behind by their lo-life politicos. |
Politics / Re: Alleged N13.6bn Fraud: Dasuki, Others Plead Not Guilty To Fresh Charges by MedusaClad: 2:12pm On Dec 14, 2015 |
andyanders: Yeah - very right, all black muuthafkers are cursed - even in countries outside Africa. Crabology reigns supreme. See Haiti, Australia and the rest of Polynesia. The truth hurts. |
Politics / Re: Some Of The Funny Explanations Being Given By The Goats Of GEJ's Yam Festival! by MedusaClad: 1:29pm On Dec 14, 2015 |
Abeg who be Sagamite and OLADD? dem sabi each oda? the way you guys dey curse your lineage, biko now! |
Politics / Re: Alleged N13.6bn Fraud: Dasuki, Others Plead Not Guilty To Fresh Charges by MedusaClad: 1:21pm On Dec 14, 2015 |
All these allegations...give them 6 weeks or so they will die down - again. It is generally accepted that thieving is an accepted practice in the country. it is celebrated actually...so the news is just that - news. The country is a very interesting place - talk talk talk talk, discuss, discuss, analyse....all with no action. That's why the 'TALK' industry make billions - Pastors and evangelist (all talk), motivational speakers (all talk), conferences (all talk), blogs (all talk) etc etc etc etc.... *********Can someone just post the next topic we can all TALK about again abeg. 1 Like |
Career / Re: The Working Condition At Huawei Nigeria: Reason Behind #HuaweiNigeria On Twitter by MedusaClad: 10:09am On Dec 05, 2015 |
mmmm....maybe Nigerians should start having their own TECH companies too, employing fellow Nigerians and putting Naij' on the world scene for better resasons. Instead of complaining about MTN, Huawei etc...after going to Dubai to show off.... |
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