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FROM THE REPLIES ON THIS THREAD, IT IS CLEAR THAT NIGERIANS HAVE DOUBTS ABOUT THEIR CAPACITIES TO SUCCEED. WHAT IS YOUR CAREER OBJECTIVE ANYWAY? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO UNDERGO UNIVERSITY EDUCATION? WAS IT JUST TO GET A JOB? WHAT IS YOUR PASSION, AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO DEVELOP YOURSELF TO BECOMING THE BEST YOU CAN BE? THE LEAST THING YOU NEED TO BE FINANCIALLY FREE IN THIS COUNTRY IS MONEY.
WHAT YOU NEED IS IDEAS. THESE BANKS ARE USING YOU TO BUILD THEIR FORTUNE AND FULFILL THEIR DREAMS, AND YOU ARE SAYING "WETIN PERSON GO DO NAHHH" IF YOU KNEW YOUR WORTH, YOU WILL NOT SETTLE FOR LESS

YOU MUST REALIZE YOU ARE AN ASSET. YOU ARE RELEVANT, THE ONLY ROLE YOU MUST PLAY IS TO DISCOVER YOURSELF. THE WORLD IS WAITING FOR YOU. WHEN YOU LOOK AROUND YOUR ENVIRONMENT YOU WILL SEE PROBLEMS. NOW THOSE ARE OPPORTUNITIES. SEIZE THEM AND MAKE SOME MONEY FOR YOURSELF. THAT IS THE CAPITAL. BUT REMEMBER YOU NEED IDEAS TO GET THAT MONEY AND MAKE IT KEEP ROLLING IN. MAKE THAT MONEY AND WATCH THESE BANKS RUNNING BACK AT YOU. BE THE BEST YOU CAN BE!!!

GOD BLESS NIGERIA

Jeans Communication, Gbagada
jeanscommunication(@)mail.com
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@buchwet, What is your specialty? What is your job history?

OUR CLIENT, HONEYWELL, IS RECRUITING YOUNG GRADUATES FOR THE FOLLOWING POSITIONS:
1 BRAND MANAGERS/ ASSISTANT BRAND MANAGERS/ TRAINEE BRAND MANAGERS
2 STRATEGIC BUSINESS PARTNERS/ TRAINEE BUSINESS
3[b] TRAINEE MILLERS[/b]
4 ENGINEERING ASSISTANTS

MINIMUM QUALIFICATION: A GOOD BACHELORS DEGREE, WITH A MINIMUM OF SECOND CLASS UPPER DIVISION OR ITS EQUIVALENCE,

Now, the above positions are the openings we are handling.
To apply please visit their career link(as it was activated yesterday and would remain active till the 27th of MARCH, 2010):
www(dot)honeywellflour(dot)com


Jeans Communication, Gbagada
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26,436 applicants were invited for the test on 23, and 24 of February, 2010. The job opening is just for 11 slots(for their Lagos Flour mill). It is only the best of the best that will be considered in the end of the assessment exercise. They have started inviting the successful candidates for the next stage. if you have not been called and you believe in what you wrote on your test day, be expectant.


Jeans Communication, Gbagada
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I SEE A NEW NIGERIA. IN FIVE YEARS TIME, MULTINATIONAL COMPANIES LIKE SCHLUMBERGER WILL CALL FOR MANAGEMENT TRAINEE TEST, ONLY TO DISCOVER AN EMPTY EXAM HALL(VENUE). I SEE ENTREPRENEURS SPROUTING FROM DIFFERENT AREAS OF INTEREST. COMPANIES WILL NO MORE BE CALLING FOR APTITUDE TESTS, AS THAT WILL BE WASTE OF TIME AND RESOURCES. THEY WILL RATHER CALL FOR INTERVIEWS. AFTER ALL THAT WAS HOW IT WAS SOME YEARS BACK. I SEE GMAT TEXTs PHASING OUT. I SEE AN INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION IN THIS COUNTRY. I SEE AN EXPLOSION IN OUR ECONOMY. I SEE A PROSPEROUS NIGERIA.
SO TELL ME, MY GOOD FRIEND, WHAT DO YOU SEE?
a) Unemployment?
b) Schlumberger calling, OR
c) A NEW NIGERIA


Jeans ALERT, Gbagada
jeanscommunication(at)mail.com

WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF TEN YEARS FROM NOW?
HOW DO YOU INTEND TO GET THERE?
OBVIOUSLY NOT BY WORKING FOR THE BANK OR SOME OIL COMPANY, COS THEY ARE NOT HIRING,
THE TRUTH IS, THERE IS NO MIRACLE ANYWHERE BUT YOU. YOU ARE THAT MIRACLE YOU HAVE BEEN PRAYING FOR. THINK OF A PROBLEM IN YOUR ENVIRONS, THINK OF A WAY TO SOLVE IT. THEN YOU HAVE A JOB. THAT IS THE VACANCY

Why did you click on the link?

ARE YOU STILL SEARCHING FOR JOBS. HOW MUCH LONGER DO YOU WANT TO WAIT. HOW OLD ARE YOU? LISTEN MY FRIEND, TIME WAITS FOR NOBODY. YOU MUST TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR FUTURE. WHATEVER TOMORROW BRINGS DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU INVEST TODAY. YOU MUST DO SOMETHING. NOTHING WILL WORK UNLESS YOU WORK. STOP PRAYING, START THINKING, IT IS TIME TO THINK. THINK AND ACT. THE ONLY WAY TO GET THERE IS TO GET THERE. YOU MUST MOVE. GET UP, GET DRESSED AND MOVE OUT, SEE YOU THERE!


Jeans ALERT, Gbagada
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For those of you who participated in the aptitude test that was conducted this morning by workforce, how was you it? Did you find any calculation puzzling? I think workforce was much lenient this time. Things like:
What is the turning point of a curve y=3x2+x, or
What is (5!/4!)+3! etc
These should not be a huddle for someone applying to work in a multinational company like honeywell. Unless you did not know what you applied for. Anyway to get a copy of today's test please send an email to:



careerstartup(@)yahoo.com
Please note this has nothing to do with jeans communication, Gbagada
Be warned!

Thank you!

ANS: LOOK AROUND YOU, I MEAN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD, WHAT PROBLEMS DO YOU SEE? WHICH OF THOSE PROBLEMS CAN YOU SOLVE? ARE YOU RELEVANT? IN WHAT AREA? IT DOES NOT REQUIRE CAPITAL. IT ONLY REQUIRES INTEREST, HARD WORK AND PASSION. REMEMBER HAVING JUST ONE MILLION NAIRA DOES NOT MAKE ONE A MILLIONAIRE. START WITH WHAT YOU HAVE AND BEFORE YOU KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING, YOU WILL BE THE ONE INVITING YOUR FRIENDS FOR JOB APTITUDE TESTS; JUST LIKE HONEYWELL, BUT IN YOUR COMPANY, WHICH WOULD HAVE TURNED MULTINATIONAL. LOOK NO FURTHER, START WHERE YOU ARE TODAY AND YOU WILL SEE,


Jeans ALERT, Gbagada
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AS A JOB SEEKER IF YOU ARE ASKED: WHAT DO YOU DO? WHAT WOULD BE YOUR REPLY? BE SINCERE TO YOURSELF. WOULD YOU GO AHEAD AND SAY: I AM NOT DOING ANYTHING, JUST LOOKING FOR A JOB, YOU KNOW HOW THE COUNTRY IS? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE UNIVERSITY IN THE FIRST PLACE? IS IT TO LOOK FOR JOBS? OKAY, LET ME ASK YOU, WHAT IS YOUR SPECIALTY? LOOK AROUND YOU, I MEAN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD, WHAT PROBLEMS DO YOU SEE? WHICH OF THOSE PROBLEMS CAN YOU SOLVE? THE OWNER OF MYKANO GENERATORS IS AN ILLITRATE. HE CAME TO NIGERIA FRUSTRATED THEN DISCOVERED THE COUNTRY'S CHRONIC PROBLEM OF POWER AND DECIDED TO TACKLE IT. TODAY HE IS A MILLIONAIRE WITH HOUSES HERE AND THERE. ARE YOU RELEVANT? IN WHAT AREA? IT DOES NOT REQUIRE CAPITAL. IT ONLY REQUIRES INTEREST, HARD WORK AND PASSION. REMEMBER HAVING JUST ONE MILLION NAIRA DOES NOT MAKE ONE A MILLIONAIRE. START WITH WHAT YOU HAVE AND BEFORE YOU KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING, YOU WILL BE THE ONE INVITING YOUR FRIENDS FOR JOB APTITUDE TESTS JUST LIKE HONEYWELL, BUT IN YOUR COMPANY WHICH WOULD HAVE TURNED MULTINATIONAL. LOOK NO FURTHER, START WITH WHERE YOU ARE TODAY. A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE WISE,


Jeans ALERT, Gbagada
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YOU HAVE WAITED PATIENTLY FOR THAT PHONE CALL THAT WOULD SAY "YOU ARE HIRED". NOW YOU HAVE THAT JOB IN A MULTINATIONAL COMPANY, WOW!!!. WHAT NEXT? MOVE INTO A BIG HOUSE, BUY THAT LATEST TOYOTA CAR, BUY THAT BLACKBERRY PHONE, CHANGE BEER PARLOR(from iya tosin to koko lounge), THEN WHAT? BABES, Wow I have waited so long for this- you would say!
LET ME ASK YOU, WAS THAT THE PURPOSE FOR SEEKING EMPLOYMENT IN THE FIRST PLACE. YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO GO THROUGH ALL THAT HURDLES OF JOB HUNTING IF YOU ONLY WANTED LUXURY. THERE ARE OPTIONS. IF YOU ARE REALLY FOLLOWING THIS NOTE YOU WOULD OBSERVE THAT THE PROBLEM IS NOT WITH THE GOVERNMENT, NEITHER IS IT WITH THE EMPLOYERS. THE PROBLEM IS WITH YOU, YES YOU. THERE IS NO FREE GIFT IN THIS LIFE. IT IS GAME OF GIVE AND TAKE. WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN EXCHANGE WITH THE LUXURY? WHAT VALUES DO YOU HAVE THAT IS WORTH THAT BIG HOUSE, THAT BIG CAR, ALL THOSE HOTEL RESERVATIONS. I CAN HEAR SOME PEOPLE WHISPERING "NA WAOO". NOW YOU SEE, YOU NEED TO SPEND TIME DEVELOPING YOURSELF BEFORE SOMEONE WOULD WANT TO INVEST IN YOU. AFTER ALL NOBODY WANTS TO LOSE. IT A WIN-WIN AFFAIR. YOU MUST GIVE SOMETHING IN EXCHANGE OF SOMETHING. THIS IS THE MAJOR CHALLENGE WE ARE FACING TODAY in nigeria. ITS EITHER YOU PLAY NOW(SCHEMING, YAHOO YAHOO, DRIVE EXPENSIVE CARS, GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS, LIVE IN A HOTEL FOR AS LONG AS YOU WANT, ENJOY OTHER PEOPLES LIVE SAVINGS THROUGH ONLINE HACKING, iPAD) NOW AND PAY LATER(EARLY DEATH, STRANGE SICKNESS, UNDEFINED FUTURE, CONFUSION, ENJOYING YOUR TOMORROW, TODAY) OR YOU[b] PAY NOW[/b](SELF DEVELOPMENT, HARDWORK, READING, CONSISTENCY OF PURPOSE, DILIGENCE, INTEGRITY, HONESTY, LOVE FOR ONE ANOTHER) AND[b] PLAY LATER[/b](BIG HOUSE IN LEKKI, BIG JOB OFFERS, BIG CARS, JOB APPOINTMENTS HERE AND THERE, CONTRACTS WORTH MILLIONS OF NAIRA, FIRST CLASS FLIGHT TO MAIMI, etc TO SPEND WEEKENDS, DEFINED FUTURE). BUT I TELL YOU, FELLAS, BELIEVE IN YOURSELF, YOU CAN DO IT, YOU ARE THAT GIANT AFRICA, NIGERIA IS LOOKING FOR, YOU ARE UNSTOPPABLE, YOU ARE THAT STAR SO YOU GOT TO START SHINING STARTING FROM WHERE YOU ARE READING THIS, YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD, IN YOUR OFFICE, YOUR CAR. THIS IS WHAT YOU WERE CREATED FOR. SO GO, GO, GO SHOW THEM WHAT YOU GOT,


Jeans Communication, Gbagada
jeanscommunication@mail
07065489966

The test would be highly competitive as you would put through a lot of arithmetic and geometry. You have get ready for the worse this time. That is, if you really want to hit it and grab the offer. The best of the best would be chosen for the next stage. There is npo room for the average . So read,

@jaydude, I'm sure you were not expecting some "expo" . It is my pleasure to say there is no easy way to success, but consistency and hardwork. I'm also sure if you had prepared adequately with the resources we recommended you would have been getting ready for the next stage of the assessment. But all the same we advise you prepare ahead of time. You never can tell you might be called for a test in a company you've earlier applied to work for. God would never punish you, but he would surely bless you and give your dream job SOON in jesus name!

Jeans Communication, Gbagada
jeanscommunication@mail

@afrobaby, (do you have afro? just kidding), I want to ask you some questions, are you presently working? Why did you you choose to work? Is it just to pay your bills and send you kids to good school? What are your career objectives and how do you intend to achieve them. I will be more specific after you had answered the above questions. You destiny is not in the hands of some pastor; it is in your hands, my dear. Send us an email for further clarifications or visit our office in Gbagada

Jeans Communication, Gbagada
jeanscommunication(at)mail.com

@Otuwa you can send us a mail to check your result. Thank you!

Jeans Communication, Gbagada
jeanscommunication(at)mail.com

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE EMPLOYABLE, DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE WHAT THE MULTINATIONALS ARE LOOKING FOR? THE BIG QUESTION IS, DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THE EMPLOYERS ARE LOOKING FOR IN GRADUATES? WHAT ARE YOUR VALUES? ARE YOUR PERSONAL VALUES ALIGNED WITH THE CORE PRINCIPLES OF HONESTY, DILIGENCE, RESPONSIBILITY, INTEGRITY, EXCELLENCE, INDUSTRY, etc?
IF THE ANSWER IS "YES", WHY IS IT TAKING YOU SO LONG TO GET A JOB? THE TRUTH IS, I RUN A CONSULTANCY FIRM, WE HAVE A LOT OF JOB OPENINGS FOR OUR CLIENTS RANGING FROM FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS TO PETROCHEMICAL COMPANIES, AND I TELL YOU, THERE ARE JOBS. THE BAD NEWS IS, THERE IS NO ONE AVAILABLE.
WHY HASN'T YOUR VOICE BEEN HEARD ALL THESE YEARS? DO YOU HAVE A CV? NO NO NO I MEAN A CV(CURRICULUM VITAE) NOT A VC. YOUR CV IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE A BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF YOUR PERSONALITY. IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A CV LOOKS LIKE, CONSULT YOUR MICROSOFT WIZARD, VISIT THEIR WEBSITE TO DOWNLOAD A CURRENT TEMPLATE FREE OF CHARGE.
YOU CAN ALSO SEND US AN EMAIL: jeanscommunication@mail . com

I NEED YOU TO CONVINCE ME YOU ARE THE MAN FOR THIS JOB!

Jeans Communication, Gbagada
jeanscommunication@ mail. com

I want to say congratulations to the applicants that were successful in the just concluded online Computer Adaptive Test conducted on behalf of our client, Oando Plc. We promise to make the next stage (Personality Assessment Matrix), a hitch free one. We wish you all the best!

Jeans Communication, Gbagada
jeanscommunication(at)mail.com

ME CURE HEALTH CENTRE IS AN EXQUISITE STATE OF THE ART IMAGING AND DIAGNOSTIC CENTRE WITH SPECIALIZED SERVICES IN BI-DIRECTIONAL AND FULLY AUTOMATED PATHOLOGY INCLUSIVE OF ALL BLOOD TEST, BIO-CHEMISTRY, IMMUNOLOGY FLOW CYTOMETRY ETC,

THEY ARE LOOKING FOR QUALIFIED COMPETENT AND COMMITTED PROFESSIONALS FOR THE UNDER MENTIONED POSITIONS:

1 MEDICAL OFFICER
2 MEDICAL RADIOGRAPHERS(WITH SPECIALIZATIONS IN SONOGRAPHY, MAMMOGRAPHY, AND DIGITAL X-RAY)
3 CARDIOLOGIST
4 DENTAL SURGEON
5 MEDICAL LAB SCIENTIST
6 REGISTERED NURSES
7 CUSTOMER SERVICE OFFICERS

INTERESTED CANDIDATES SHOULD FORWARD THEIR CVs BY EMAIL TO info @ mecre .co.in
OR DROP APPLICATION LETTER AT HEAD OFFICE:
ME CURE HEALTHCARE LIMITED
DEBO COMPOUND, APAPA-OSHODI EXPRESSWAY,



Jeans Communication, Gbagada
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we sincerely apologize for the delay of the NNPC graduate recruitment exercise as the online application link is not yet activated. We are still waiting for directives from NNPC head office in abuja. Recent improvements would be communicated to you as soon as we can. Thank you for your understanding- Jeans Team, Gbagada

@obinoscopy you are very free to believe what you want. Besides the job advert is certainly not for you.

IT HAS COME TO OUR NOTICE THAT SOME GROUP OF INDIVIDUALS HAVE BEEN USING OUR EMAIL ACCOUNT TO EXTORT MONEY FROM JOB SEEKERS WHO SEEK OUR SERVICES. PLEASE BE INFORMED THAT WE THE JEANS GROUP, DON'T CHARGE FOR THE INFORMATION AND ASSISTANCE WE PROVIDE. THEY ARE ABSOLUTELY FREE. IF YOU HAVE GOTTEN ANY EMAIL REQUESTING YOU TO MAKE ANY PAYMENT TO SOME ACCOUNT IN GTBANK PLEASE DISCARD IT AS IT IS NOT FROM US. THANK YOU!

JEANS COMMUNICATION, GBAGADA
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Deadline is 2nd of February, 2010

Report reaching us this evening says that our new client, Longman, is looking for young and dynamic graduates to occupy the positions of Sales Representatives in kaduna, Enugu, Nasarawa, Lagos and Edo State.
ualifications and Experience

This position requires a candidate who possesses a good bachelor’s degree or its equivalent in Arts, social sciences, education or marketing management and conversance with Microsoft office suite would be an added advantage.

Applicants must possess a good command of English language and outgoing personalities with flair for travelling extensively and meeting people

Method of Application:

To apply for this job, please submit your detailed curriculum vitea and cover letter within two weeks of this publication to: hrhunt @ longmannigeria.com



Jeans Communication, Gbagada
jeanscommunication @ mail.com
07065489966

Ensure you upload the right format CV(Microsoft word document) well editing to stand a chance to be interviewed. Remember your CV is your brand. It determines whether you will be called or not. Update your CV today. Download a mail merge from the internet. Its FREE. Or send us an email:


jeanscommunication @ mail.com

Its in your hands.
Send us an email: jeanscommunication @ mail.com

Unity Bank Plc is a Nigeria’s leading retail bank emerged from the largest merger and consolidation in Nigeria’s banking industry. Following the landmark banking consolidation spear-headed by the Central Bank of Nigeria, (CBN), nine financial institutions with competences in investment banking, corporate and retail banking came together in January 2006 to form Unity Bank Plc

Career progression in the bank is largely performance driven and to some extent dependent on qualifications.Our client(Unity Bank Plc) is currently recruiting Executive Trainees in their organisation

REQUIREMENT:Applicants must possess B.S.C/HND with at least 2.2/Lower Credit respectively.You must have finished National Youth Service Corp. Please visit their website to apply online

Jeans Communication, Gbagada
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