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3 days olodo

Abeg increase am to one week my plans no go done until after one week

Can i get the Doll? I want to take it to the House of reps.

Just whispering, LOL

It happened on a blessed sunday when Ben's mother told him to go the church and instructed him not to go any where after service.Later in the church,while preaching, the pastor asked people to raise their hands if they want to go to heaven,then the pastor saw that Ben was not raising up his hand,so he moved closer to him and said,Ben why are you not raising your hand? And Ben replied, my mother said i should not go anywhere after service so i want to obey my mother.

Uncle chris abeg cool down for Jesus

Try this link, it might help in a way. As for the husband, don't let his attitudes toward the boy hold you down, just show love and commit him to the hands of God.
http://kidshealth.org/parent/medical/learning/adhd.html#

I dont about other centers in Lagos, but please dont go to the V.I center

This is good, atleast now i know what really want. Thanks

To do a mouth 2 mouth with someone is not sexual harassment but sexual enhancement.

@Professor BEN10
Teach me na

Sorry i forgot to put 18+

One day a child asked her mother and said mummy which day are you finally going to God ? and his mother shouted why you want me dead ? and the child said to his mother,that mummy but i heard you everytime when my father was on top of you beating you with his stomach and you lifted your two legs in the air shouted at the top of your voice, that oh my God ! am coming.

Thank God i did not waste my time in watching such a boring match. And as for Calamity Yobo, make i no just catch u oooooooooo. Mumu

Shey bi Shey bi U r on fire u dont need water

Go to sleep with a video camera

Ur Tits are safe

Ben No Start oooooo

One day a florist goes for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you, I am doing a community service". The florist is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a card and a dozen roses waiting at his door. A butcher goes for a haircut the next day and he also goes to pay the barber and the barber reples: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing a community service". The butcher is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning the barber goes to open his shop and there is a thank you card and a package of steaks waiting at his door.
The next day a Fireman goes for a haircut and goes to pay the barber. The barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you, I am doing a community service".
The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds at the door?

Can you guess?

Come on, think like a Fireman,

@Migines
I think that ur psychiatrist will be ok. Give me his number

Thank u guys, Don't worry my next joke go skata una teeth!!!

Ben don't hate me cos i'm hotter than u

Mo gbono feli feli

Ben i know u wella now abi e dey pain u say i tell everybody that u go copy another person's story? Ok sory. I go buy u that thing wey dey like

The new Comptroller-General of Customs, Alhaji Abdullahi Inde Dikko, is enmeshed in a big certificate scandal. He has been accused of forging all his academic certificates.

The allegation was levelled against the new customs boss by Olajide Oyewole Ibrahim, who claimed to have assisted Dikko to forge the certificates.

In his affidavit regarding his relationship with Dikko, filed on his behalf at an Ikeja High Court by Festus Keyamo, Ibrahim chronicled all the allegations against Dikko, particularly how he (Ibrahim) assisted Dikko to forge his WAEC result, Nigerian Institute of Management (NIM) certificate, how Dikko fraudulently got Association of National Accountants of Nigeria (ANAN) certificate, etc.

According to Ibrahim, “Sometime in 1999, Alhaji Abdullahi Dikko confessed to me because of my closeness to him, that his West African Certificate (WAEC) result was defective and implored me to assist him get another result.

•Alhaji Abdullahi Inde Dikko, Comptroller-General of Customs.

“In that same year, i.e. 1999, I assisted Alhaji Abdullahi Dikko through the help of a staff of WAEC, to get him a fake WAEC result bearing the name of Government College, Kaduna and with the date of issuance as 1980.”

Ibrahim further alleged in his affidavit: “In the year 2000 when Alhaji Abdullahi Dikko wanted to become a fellow of the Institute of Chartered Accountants of Nigeria (ICAN), they discovered that the WAEC result was not genuine.

“Prior to their discovery, Alhaji Abdullahi Dikko had already submitted the said WAEC certificate to the customs authorities as his and could not withdraw same.

“Following that discovery, Alhaji Abdullahi Dikko abandoned his ambition of becoming a fellow of the Institute of Chartered Accounts of Nigeria and opted for membership of the Association of National Accountants of Nigeria (ANAN) situate at Herbert Macaulay Way, Yaba, Lagos.

“With the assistance of two (2) members of staff of ANAN, one Mr. Bello who was then in charge of examination and one Mr. Ojelade in charge of registration at the Institute, Alhaji Dikko was admitted as a fellow of ANAN.

“It was the said Mr. Bello who suggested that we got somebody to write the ANAN examination on behalf of Alhaji Abdullahi Dikko.

“That suggestion warranted my contracting one Mr. Ganiu Memudu to write the ANAN examination on behalf of Alhaji Abdullahi Dikko.

“Initially, Mr. Ganiu Memudu was reluctant to write the examination for Alhaji Abdullahi Dikko but after much pressure from me and Alhaji Abdullahi Dikko, Mr. Memudu yielded and wrote the ANAN examination conducted sometime in March 2000 at the Auditorium of the University of Lagos.”

Ibrahim is spilling the beans now because he claimed that the new customs boss is threatening his life.

Besides, he said spurious allegations have been levelled against him by Dikko to the extent that he had been arrested and had even been declared wanted by the police in connection with alleged robbery, all at the instigation of Dikko.

He said Dikko had promised to deal with him because he knows too much about the customs boss. He is therefore seeking the enforcement of his fundamental human rights.

In the affidavit, copies of some of the forged certificates were attached. See bellow for details of the allegations against the customs boss who could not be reached at press time.
http://thepmnews.com/2009/09/03/big-scandal-new-customs-boss-forges-all-certificates

Na fight say i dey hail u? u know say na me be wan burst this secret since. BEN BEN

Na me be young tatafo? No worry, i go catch u for that joint but this tyme na me and ur wife dey come there.

"BEND" na when u change ya name to slve na?