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I am not that's Ben20001, that was Ben10

See change of name. Hope say no be me u dey refer to as Makeleles?

ben ben

Resket por who? A fyrate?

kirikiri? No wonder u dey yan dust. Anyways, welcome back

Donkeysponky abi wetin u call urself? U don hear her talk b4?

@ Cute Angel
u sure 24 lashes go fit solve this issue?

Which one is the nothing and where is something?

[tr]buy her a star[/tr]
Shine bobo?

[td]wrap boli wit ekpa (groundnut) 4her am sure she will lyk it Undecided
or u give her d battery of which-ever fone she use Grin jst d battery only[/td]

Na u make sense small, Can anybody beat this? Keep it coming

@romsky
U don commot for darkness, now u don see the truth. So wetin we go come do Ben now as punishment for copy copy and overlifting?

Help me buy am from that same place u get urs. I go refund u

@Cute Angel
U don't av to accuse me, i was only telling u that Ben stole that ish from the front page. Na Ben suppose be the pirate and u partner in piracy

Cr8ivity abi DV8itivity?

@ romsky
Who be the Pirate?

See wetin u turn this thread to,

@romsky
to show u say na tru i dey talk, na the proof be this:

The next morning, my sister, very kindly, went with me to Bellview’s office in Kilburn. We didn’t get to see their manager for the 45 minutes that we spent there (they made my sis late for work). They told us they would fly that night but they could not tell us the exact time for check-in or take-off. One nice supervisor (Mr. Olusakin, or so) endorsed my ticket and also tried to polish their already very tarnished image in his lovely Yoruba accent (not in the least influenced by working in London). My sis (a lawyer b.t.w) asked him if I would get any compensation (in her correct British phoneh) and it took him another 10 minutes to explain that I might not get any compensation. We had to leave before he finished, though, because we were sure that they wouldn’t pay for our parking ticket. My sis went to work and I, back to her house.

Scene 3
At the Airport
We got to the airport at 6.30.p.m to check in for a 9.45.p.m flight. The queue was “3 days long”. Saturday people, Sunday people and the original Monday people. My 7 year old niece said she’d never seen so many African people in one gathering. We were all in a dilemma. Some other passengers who didn’t get any phone call had been taken to a hotel by Bellview airlines only to be sent out later because Bellview didn’t pay.

I felt so sorry for a group of 80 children (and their care givers/teachers) who were visiting the U.K for the first time on excursion. We finally started to check-in around 8.00.p.m. The Saturday people (my category) first, then Sunday people and finally a handful of Monday people (in my opinion, they might have bribed their way through). I had dinner with my sis and family at one of the restaurants at Heathrow (they were really kind to stay with me through the whole ordeal). They went home wishing me luck and leaving me to my fate as, I walked through the boarding gate. The time was 9.30p.m.

All the passengers had come through the boarding gates by 12.p.m (yes, boarding took that long).
We couldn’t even eat nor do any shopping because all the duty-free shops had closed. We were subjected to compulsory socializing or compulsory sleep. I chose the option of talking to my self.

We finally boarded the aircraft at 2.42a.m (that was Tuesday). Same Egypt airplane, same cabin crew (not very good looking or maybe I was just tired). The food was good though (or maybe I was just very hungry, lol). I don’t want to scare you, but I think the flight was very bumpy, noisy (grinding sounds) and shaky.

Scene 4
Finally in 9j.
We finally landed in Nigeria at around 8.a.m on Tuesday morning. First thing I did was read a whole chapter of the Quran (I confess, a short one) to thank God for his mercies. Then, I called my boss.
Me: Good morning Sir. We just landed.
Oga: hmmmm. Ok. Welcome. You can go home
Me: (near tears). What sir? I’m fired?
Oga: (laughing) No, go home and rest. See you tomorrow.
Me: Thank you sir. God bless you
Oga: You’re welcome. Next time don’t fly Bellview o!

Little did I, know that the drama wasn’t over. One of their staff came to tell us” SORRY YOUR BAGS HAVE NOT ARRIVED, PLS COME ON WEDNESDAY”
Gotta go. I’m off to the airport to look for my luggage!

P.S. Do you think I should seek legal compensation from Bellview?

@ Romsky
Which evidence? Go to the front page yaself now

BEN!!!!!!!!!! why did u do this to urself? abi u think say i no know say u go copy this from the front page? Thief! Ole! Barawo!

@BEN2001
U must be drinking and smoking

Look at me Look at me i still dey laff

Please Nairalanders,
One of my friends birthday comes up very soon and i'm contemplating on what to give her(I mean something funny). What do u think is really funny to present to someone on a bday, most especially a lady?

There was a stingy man he has 3 children (All boys). Whenever this man buy anything he will eat all alone, even in the presence of his 3 boys. One day the man fell ill, all his colleagues at work will bring him food, ice cream, cake etc. but due to the fact that he was ill he cldn't eat any of those things, so automatically all these things go to the boys. After 2 weeks, the man was hale and hearty and stinginess continued. One day, he was in the sitting room watching TV when the 3 boys came to engage him in a conversation;

the 3 boys- Papa na when u go fall sick again?
Papa-(shocked) why did u ask such a question, are u happy that i was ill?
The 3 boys- Ehn, u know say when u no well, we dey enjoy well well

SO javalove and aremugangan are my neighbors . It is now very ok! I live at Odunfa. Javalove must Usman Jaji's Brother

I'm in on this one. Jarus may The almighty Allah reward u aplenty. I might come a little late though, but insha Allah i go make am.

@ Poster, thanks for bringing this up.

This one happened When my youngest brotha was 3yrs. One of our cousins which was about the same age then came to spend the weekend with us. One day, they wanted to have breakfast(Plantain and egg) they were both given a fork each, then our lil cousin requested for knife. The response that came from my brother was "DO YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF?". Surprisingly, i asked why he said such thing, and he replied "THEY USE KNIFE TO KILL THEMSELVES IN MOVIES"

Stand up Nigeria, listen to this ish from tha suspect ft Wyclef Jean, Mi Fliss, ill Bliss, Eva, Feahong, Kel, Ghetto P, Mo Cheddah, Vector, M.I., Kemistry, Blaise, Eyme, Zee, Othelo, Teeto & OlaDELe. http://www.notjustok.com/2009/06/30/tha-suspect-i-no-send-you-remix-feat-wyclef-naija-all-stars-world-premiere/

Hot new single form Da Grin ft Omawunmi http://www.notjustok.com/2009/08/19/da-grin-ft-omawumi-thank-god-exclusive/

Liste n to dis ish ft Isolate http://www.esnips.com/doc/bbd20b20-4a98-4e72-b5f1-51eefc72f916/Da_Grin_-_Mo_ti_gbo_ro

@noetic2

Pls. visit this link read more about Allah http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allah

Lastly, you are too insultive. We are all on nairaland to learn.