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Jokes Etc / Re: Riddle Time by Meeloreh(f): 11:25am On Apr 11, 2016
It's quite easy. Read carefully . He's a cowboy and arrived ON Sunday. Sunday could be the name of his horse. So he arrived thur n left Sunday on Sunday too grin

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Celebrities / Re: Sade Adu's transitioning Lesbian Daughter: Before & After Photos by Meeloreh(f): 11:16am On Apr 11, 2016
This is sad. The face tells it sef

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Religion / Re: My Pastor Don't Want Me To Move by Meeloreh(f): 8:59am On Apr 11, 2016
johnadk21:


I have been patient to over 2years. I have to fight for myself
Gods time is the best. By strength/endeavor shall no man prevail. You can talk to God yourself and ask for directions, it's not hard. May you not labour for others to reap.
Religion / Re: My Pastor Don't Want Me To Move by Meeloreh(f): 8:49am On Apr 11, 2016
Hmmn, if it's genuine please wait.
Celebrities / Re: #NationalSiblingDay: Banky W Flaunts His Siblings As He Celebrates by Meeloreh(f): 8:46am On Apr 11, 2016
Beard gang except that big uncle. The youngest is the cutest kiss

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Romance / Re: Omg!! Funny Story Of A Lady Who Met A Side-chick In Her Boyfriend's House by Meeloreh(f): 7:21am On Apr 11, 2016
Nice write up, I bet most Naija girls can't even behold the sight not say act in it. Fast one played there, buh when that girl knows the truth, she'll want your head
Health / Re: My Lips Is Getting Black by Meeloreh(f): 9:23pm On Apr 10, 2016
Welcome onboard! Guys don't even blive I don't smoke plus I don't use lip sticks, so it's always black. Try brushing it wen u brush ur teeth , n keep it wet with ur saliva:it helps. Read up
Romance / Re: Help ...im Sex Starved! by Meeloreh(f): 3:35pm On Apr 10, 2016
If you kiss her and cuddle well, I mean well u could cum. Let's say dry hump or bj or hj. Or overall be born again like she's.

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Celebrities / Re: Ladies Abeg Which Kind Trouser Be This? by Meeloreh(f): 3:28pm On Apr 10, 2016
What were you thinking when someone sang, "park!baby pull over".that was the inspiration
Family / Re: What Causes Necrophobia by Meeloreh(f): 1:27pm On Apr 10, 2016
Face your fears. Attend funerals, look in the casket, touch the casket if possible. There's no connection btw the deAd n the living. Dreaming of it shows the extent to which you fear it. Pray against it too
In the long run(old age), a relative might die and you Ofcourse will be in position to do stuffs. Will u delegate ur responsibility/last respect cuz of fear?

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Jokes Etc / Re: Please What Do I Do? by Meeloreh(f): 1:20pm On Apr 10, 2016
Shout snake
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Flashes Engagement Ring In New Photo by Meeloreh(f): 1:48pm On Apr 09, 2016
So , somborri canno buy ring and wear on any of her fingers? sad

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Education / Re: B.SC Pharmacy & M.B.B.S In China by Meeloreh(f): 10:56am On Apr 09, 2016
omojesu316:


okay, so MBBS in China is a six years course. 5years of study and one year of internship.
the cost for the first year is the highest, about 1.5 mill, but subsequent years are the same( say 1.05 mill). please if you want to apply this year do it quickly because the application closes April 15. for more info, check Cucas.com
thanks
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016: Which State(s) Did U Choose During Your Registration? by Meeloreh(f): 10:50pm On Apr 08, 2016
So you'll do what about it? It's pointless. This Naijja , nothing works as said by govt
Celebrities / Re: The Lady With The Biggest Breast Ever by Meeloreh(f): 9:22pm On Apr 08, 2016
Bet why is it that guys brain is connected to woman's breas t or bum? See as them open mouth, close brain they follow am.
Fine! It's enormous bet y the undecided undecided

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Education / Re: B.SC Pharmacy & M.B.B.S In China by Meeloreh(f): 9:16pm On Apr 08, 2016
Ok, good evening. What's the duration for MBBS and how much and it's qualifications as second degree.
Romance / Re: Things You Only Learned About Sex After Having Sex (17 Photos) by Meeloreh(f): 10:00pm On Apr 05, 2016
Can't see any pix, just small squares n my network is 3G

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Nairaland / General / Re: Fuel Scarcity: White Man, Policeman & Okada Rider On One Motorcycle. by Meeloreh(f): 3:54pm On Apr 05, 2016
It's even jin seng, they wanto kill the bike abi
Jokes Etc / Re: The Comment With No Likes Get 50 Pounds On This by Meeloreh(f): 1:39pm On Apr 05, 2016
tongue I did that

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Nairaland / General / Re: Photo Of New Gun That Can Be Disguised As Smartphone by Meeloreh(f): 12:55pm On Apr 05, 2016
Crime rate will be tripled worldwide
Health / Re: 25 Weirdest, Most Unusual Deaths Ever In The History Of Mankind.. by Meeloreh(f): 11:21am On Apr 05, 2016
They are all hilarious grin, no2 deserves it but I can't stop laughing at no15, I hope I don't end up like no6.
People shu better learn no7, creative wedding photoshoot grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Photo Of The Day: Who Can Explain How This Happened? by Meeloreh(f): 8:43am On Apr 05, 2016
Re watch all the fast n furious, you'll get.
;DErrm, I think the black car was on full speed and wanted to "perfect-park" the car, full speed+sharp swerve can allow the "bombom" of the car to lift. Suddenly the black car haulted when it came in contact with a wall and lifted "bombom" moved to the right where the beautiful white car was.
If u don't get this explanation, carefully read it out to a 5-9yrs old for further enlightenment
Career / Re: Professional Courses In Biochemistry by Meeloreh(f): 4:14pm On Apr 04, 2016
marvelling:
You can go for H.S.E ie health, safety & environment professional course and be a safety professional. Check www.nispnigeria.org (its an all comers affair)

Alternatively you can become a public analyst. Join institute of public analyst of Nigeria. Check www.ipan.gov.ng (this is a little exclusive but as a metabolite you qualify).

FORGET ANYTHING CONCERNING CHEMICAL PATHOLOGY (I believe you know what it is & why).

Or go into business. Brb low battery.
I'm a fresh bch graduate, I was just wondering what professional courses/seminars available to me , I don't know what to fill into my cv in that section
Crime / Re: Guys Pose For A Selfie With Their Friend's Corpse During His Friend's Burial by Meeloreh(f): 3:31pm On Apr 04, 2016
That one smiling sef sad, maybe they were involved on his death or the death brought good fortune to them.
Y didn't they unwrap him sef angry
Crime / Re: PHOTOS: Bridegroom Was Arrested During His Wedding Over Suspected Armed Robbery by Meeloreh(f): 3:18pm On Apr 04, 2016
One last operation for the wedding , chaiiii. The wife wee cry her eyes out or/and immediately remove the ring n move on. OR follow him for reception and honeymoon.
Jokes Etc / Re: Origin Of April Fool. by Meeloreh(f): 10:16pm On Mar 31, 2016
Well, I thought 'twas from tha baba suwe's home video cuz that's what I remember as the origin grin. Knowledge gained cool
Politics / Re: Only In Nigeria Will You Wait For ID Card For Over Two Years by Meeloreh(f): 11:12pm On Mar 30, 2016
There was an announcement sometimes last year on the lateness saying they wanna link our bvn n fingerprints to it.
I'm very tired if waiting
Nairaland / General / Re: Nigerian Creates Home Made Washing Machine(video) by Meeloreh(f): 11:09pm On Mar 30, 2016
What's the point? undecided the major reason why we use machine to save energy and time which this "machine "doesn't offer. I'll rather wash my clothes manually sef

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Family / Re: What Is The Earliest Childhood Event You Can Remember by Meeloreh(f): 9:00am On Mar 29, 2016
Hmmn, a lot is rushing thru my head cuz I was a mishievious kind.
There was a night that this Oro people were around . I was under 4 then, I was so afraid that I quickly hid under the bed, just for me to meet with another fear down there "cockroach" . I screamed so loud that everyone came to my rescue.
Another one, I was a playful child who get bruises almost daily. And I had an uncle (corper)was staying with us. So he told me , whenever my mum gave my a cottonwool dabbed in spirit/iodine I shuu just let breeze blow it well before I apply so it won't hurt me. Till date I do that n give my mum that fake ouchhh
Romance / Re: What To Do by Meeloreh(f): 12:45pm On Mar 28, 2016
firstking01:
Desist from pre-maritaL sexundecided, most times it makes your speed in life ret_ardedundecided
are you serious

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