₦airaland Forum

mrklock: are you related to the first lady?

Related ke... Ah! U've not heard? Na me be the one & only first lady of the Federal Republic of Sambisa.

SayyediAliyu: make u kuku do...coz we don get information say BHM dey target airport dis tym. As 4 the booking, hold N2200. Use N2000 for booking nd use the remaining N200 buy one long note book hold 4 hand, i hear say if thier IED BOMB finished, they fit abduct the books. So u go use that one book them too.

Hehe..! Oga Sayyedi, if I tell u say I understand the mathematical booking wey u detonate now now, I dey lie.

Isahalbash: Fly ur logo...na where u belong?

I belong to the pidgin phylum. Na we be all-rounder.

Hehe..! Family re-union! This tribe dat u people are sharing, diaris Goduoo!

Hehe...! Architecture peeps, na only una waka come? Una cut-off go dance skelewu taya. U guys have lots of work to do.

SayyediAliyu: Hadiza, Isah, Meestique nd othr old frndz...did we fight before i left?
Or u've just forget me?
Post ume form don land nd wuna left me aside. E no beta lyk that Ooo....

Mon amie, I guess the nairaland blast also swept off memories of u.. Pardon me! For I'm still recuperating. As for the form, e neva even book im flight, so how e wan take land? I go let u knw wen e remain 1 to finish.

She's nt picking--- hmm! U sure u dnt have bad breath?

LaurelP: Not sure I get wat ur talking abt
Can u explain pls

Never mind.

I bet there's one more test u passed dat u're yet to tell us.... Yeah! U knw! The one on the bed.

Tolexander: to start with, what's your gender?

There are males; there are females nd there are those of us that are in-between. Now wat?

Oh money! Oh women! Op, Thank ur stars a devourer's attention was deviated frm u.. If u had all the dollars in this world, such a gal would av sucked u dry nd fled. There are lots of damsels out there who'd love u for who u are. Dnt ask me where u can find them. Just move on with ur life; she'd come back begging after the 1st wife shows her shege..

Bt if ur story na lie ehn... May ur willy contact elephantiasis

Tolexander: you be gay or why would you have a fiance?

Only a gay notices such mistakes.

krall: Story story....


You can't lie to a liar

hehe..! Birds of a feather...

FrancisTony: Why are y'all being so worked up even if she don't read it atall.
Guess! You got a bad mindset.

And why is Francis being so defensive?

I'm here.... nd I dnt see ur mentor anywhere near. Are we here to meet his name?

Wooow! This is one situation I pray never to find myself in. Ending up with either of them will certainly ruin the frndship btw both frnds. My sister, as much as I'd like to help, the truth is, u got urslf into this mess. Since u're a child of God, I'd advice u seek direction frm God..

I haven't started yet o! Not even visited the site. I'll wait till the price of the form falls to #500 b4 taking my time. Wait, do I even need the form sef? Afteral the vc is my dad's friend's elder sister's cousin's son..

Abuklaw, what u need is an affidavit.

obeenah40, it'll be my pleasure to host such a rare personality in my humble hut. Hope mosquitoes are ur frnds?

Benard94: Are u?

face ur front.. Amebor!

Na so virgins still many? All liars shall go to h3ll..

obeenah40: lols... I be guy, u be girl.. Sounds nice ... 'em pops approval will be needed sha where u staying ?

Abj noni.. Wanna come over?

Humblemigg: heee... Dis nowadays pikinis, Wetin una won turn dis life to? Is he ur brother?

He's my brother frm another mother.

musty001: k

Seems u're also a kogite, wat tribe?

obeenah40: im an aspirant.. Live within campus tho'

God don butter my bread be dat..! I'll lodge in ur apartment when I come over for the p-jamb.

reedbam: nawa ohh but how feasible is it to even conduct admission when they are just half way into the session .... You pipu should just calm down, btwn I'm not even ready for any school or exam or admission or journey or most especially school or maybe exam and school

101% feasible___ Dnt worry about being ready. U can always write the pume which ever year u're ready, be it 2020

hadizadeezy: ok leme talk to my sweetheart. But no come beg us form oo!

U nd dis ur sweetrat sha.. I no go come.

obeenah40: lol, madam good morning.. zaria cold ohh...

Are u in school or just somewhere in Zaria?

hadizadeezy: heard the forms are with humble-migg. Shey u don collect your own?

Honourable like me no need form again naa.. U can have mine as well

hadizadeezy: Meestique checking her pipo

Her Majesty..! Na so!

Architecture peeps, as una dey happy say una plenty so tey una wan dominate the thread wey hadizadeezy inherit, make una know say na so una cut-off go tall o! Hope y'all are also working towards dominating the admission list?

Good morning!
How's the weather? Mehn..!, ice dey fall here.