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Nairaland / General / Re: Unbelievablly Unbelievable!! by Meestique: 8:12pm On Jun 29, 2014
@farano:
pinshure or idonbilivit! grin
Haha..! Adonmind taking u there sef.
Nairaland / General / Unbelievablly Unbelievable!! by Meestique: 8:01pm On Jun 29, 2014
So after months of default on nepa bills, we decided to finally settle dat cursed company. Unfortunately for me, I was chosen to carry out dat task. After much grumbling, na so I carry myself go una so called nepa office wey resemble one abandoned zoo 4 my village. On getting there, there was no queue much to my delight bt wetin my three eyes jam, my mouth can't fit spoken. It is a very bad something. I been dey hear one kind sound like dat, My inner man tel me say kai! Dem no fit try am. Small time I kon dey perceive the odour frm d fumes, chai...! Na so I put hand for head open mouth like persn wey soja slap. I neva stil recover frm the shock. Una know wetin I see?


Una power holding company dey use I-better-pass-my-neighbour. Chai..! Diaris goduoo! Tor!
Education / Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Meestique: 7:32pm On Jun 29, 2014
brown_kid: kiss kiss kiss

Sweets, how are you?
Better than yesterday, u?
Romance / Re: PLEASE Advice!!!!very Urgent by Meestique: 6:40pm On Jun 29, 2014
Tolu91: but some lies sha fit move mountains!!
Romance / Re: PLEASE Advice!!!!very Urgent by Meestique: 6:40pm On Jun 29, 2014
Tolu91: but some lies sha fit move mountains!!
Walahi..! Mountains no suppose dey naija again.
Romance / Re: PLEASE Advice!!!!very Urgent by Meestique: 6:37pm On Jun 29, 2014
'If he doesn't have u bk, he'd kill himself'... Here's one more lie added to the list.. Girl, never let ur emotions overule ur sense of reasoning.
Jokes Etc / Re: Brain Teaser by Meestique: 5:58pm On Jun 29, 2014
I'm not, are u?

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Family / Re: hello? by Meestique: 5:51pm On Jun 29, 2014
'He wants someone who is AA'... This should be ur line not his. All thesame thank ur stars he made it easier for you even tho it hurts bt trust me, it's better this way cos IVF & adoption stuff might sound quite cool now bt would av posed a threat to ur marriage eventually. Move on sis..!

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Education / Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Meestique: 5:32pm On Jun 29, 2014
brown_kid:



^^^
dude, stay away from my queen!
And His highness means it, dude!
Religion / Re: Why Do You Go To Church? by Meestique: 12:38pm On Jun 29, 2014
Why do u go to school?
Education / Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Meestique: 12:17pm On Jun 29, 2014
Phlegma: Could this be Cyber attack or the work of Boko boys ? Gosh! All ma write-up bombed, my account abducted, the pages: no comment. (maybe in sambezi forest) Meestique, I'm glad I found you.
It's a good thing to have survived such a terrible e-blast even tho some victims are still in coma.. Meestique in particular as a result of shock is still suffering frm amnesia bt I'm sure with ur love nd care, she'll recover it all... So, Hi dear, I'm Meestique nd u are?
Forum Games / Re: Mention A Nairalanders Name And Let The Poster Below Use The Name In A Sentence by Meestique: 10:58am On Jun 28, 2014
Odilafta:



grin grin
Dre11
Dre11 is a pain in the butts.
Politics / Re: PRESIDENCY: It's Time To Sacrifise Chibok Girls For PEACE To Reign! by Meestique: 10:50am On Jun 28, 2014
What'll be the difference between government nd BH if they should start bombing every suspected hide-out?
Nairaland / General / Re: I Know Why Nairaland Crashlanded by Meestique: 8:45am On Jun 28, 2014
Sammy Hoe:

And I have never said in any of my comments that I was responsible for anything, so don't lie here Oga. What I said is that ATHEISTS ARE RESPONSIBLE for naira land crash...they cursed God, I was an eyewitness and I have to share this...abi you haven't shared your experience in life before ni?
Oga, the He in my post couldn't av been refering to u, could it? Go nd re-read it.
Nairaland / General / Re: I Know Why Nairaland Crashlanded by Meestique: 8:31am On Jun 28, 2014
Sammy Hoe:

And at the time Sodom and Gomorrha was destroyed, Lots family didn't lose their property abi? Abi name when Samson wanted to destroy the Philistines we go talk.

Let's talk about when the whole Israellites were captured by Babylon, Daniel, Shadrach and Abednigo were left out abi?

Abi na when Achan stole the precious garments we go talk? His innocent families didn't suffer with him eeh...

Or should we talk about the time of Prophet Jeremiah? You sound like an Atheist to me jare. Anyway sha, GOD will forgive you if you repent.
And at those times, was there any need for God to raise any Sammy Hoe to go abt convincing people dat He was responsible?
Nairaland / General / Re: I Know Why Nairaland Crashlanded by Meestique: 7:59am On Jun 28, 2014
Sammy Hoe:



I have a prove!!!
God had to delete the account of those blasphemers...

Already Apatheist is back and I'll quote him for you to see...

You know what? He just reregistered yesterday, June 27, and he has made a single comment...let me go and quote him for you you to see...



Yeah...go and check his profile...d guy got deleted for cursing GOD!!!

lots of monikers got deleted, mine inclusive.. If the God I know wants to punish, he does it in a way that atheists themselves will spread the news of his existence nt this..
Nairaland / General / Re: I Know Why Nairaland Crashlanded by Meestique: 7:24am On Jun 28, 2014
So why is the site back? Was any mass repentance recorded?

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Romance / Re: She Needs Ur Sincere Advice! by Meestique: 11:41pm On Jun 27, 2014
Ladies nd money! A man I didn't marry while he was alive, why now dat he's dead?

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Romance / Re: Curvy Or Slim Chics, Which Is Sweeter In Bed? by Meestique: 8:54pm On Jun 27, 2014
durella4: Slim gals don't ve strenght 2 satisfy any fat gal.
undecided

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Health / Re: HELP!! I Am Having Some Loss Of Memory by Meestique: 7:58pm On Jun 27, 2014
Oops! His cerebrum was also hacked.. Visit ur dr asap before u start recalling 1960 events.
Nairaland / General / Re: Admin And Moderators Please Respond by Meestique: 7:46pm On Jun 27, 2014
Create a new one.. U'll save more energy.
Rap Battles / Re: We Are Back by Meestique: 7:29pm On Jun 27, 2014
From where?
Education / Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Meestique: 7:27pm On Jun 27, 2014
Jesu! Pages all gone..!
@ Reedbam, Isahalbash, hadizadeezy, Abuklaw nd dat ilorin boi Humble-migg, come nd re-post all ur posts o!
Romance / Re: Helpp!!! She Wants It In The Back... by Meestique: 6:55pm On Jun 27, 2014
tobiboss: the thing is that i like jack(our dog) alot, and know it's scared of being alone, i dont want it sleeping in the backyard at night because thieves may take him. Pls what should i do, do i tell her no? She threatened to break up with me if i dont take it to the backyard
I think ur gf is actually jealous of the dog.
Romance / Re: She Has A Boyfriend But Would Not Let Him Go by Meestique: 6:43pm On Jun 27, 2014
A girl who leaves her bf for you, will also leave u for someone else.

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Romance / Re: My New Girlfriend by Meestique: 6:04pm On Jun 27, 2014
I'm sure even right now, u're yet to remember dat u forgot ur brain there as well.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Never Knew I Was Addicted! by Meestique: 5:58pm On Jun 27, 2014
Now that u do, seek medical attention asap.
Nairaland / General / Re: Shey Na Like Dis We Go Dey Dey!!! by Meestique: 5:18pm On Jun 27, 2014
durella4: Na frm ur browser undecided undecided
Na dsame browser u sef dey use be dat.
Nairaland / General / Shey Na Like Dis We Go Dey Dey!!! by Meestique: 5:08pm On Jun 27, 2014
Chai...! I no even know where to start from sef. I hear say nairaland don come back na im I run go borrow money buy airtime make mtn dash me mb thinking say ah go don miss tori taya.. I leave food wey ah been dey chop fa. Na im I open nairaland kon jam nairarock. Wetin be this na? I don waka enter every corner for dis land, everywhere just dry like say flood sweep am. Even my moniker was wiped off alongside. I wan know if na my browser get dis problem make ah go borrow my neighbour phone abi na from above..

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