Hehe..! Because u wor-wor u wan take style pour sand 4 persn garri abi

Hehe! U nearly first Oga s.e.u.n open account faa

Hehe..! Yabaleft patient on the loose.

Oh Lord my God! Forgive him for he knows not what he's doing.

durella4: This s nt d 1st time u re postin dis so back off with ur 419.

hehe..! Seems someone has dialled those digits severally.

vizkiz:

Wicked!

hehe..! Seems someone's on a lighter mood 2day.

vizkiz: Ota piapia and Jik...Tested and Trusted

Seconded..! Will terminate both the pregnancy nd pregnantee.

Mogenerous: Plus i feel this was composed by competitor just to soil indomie's brand ni... Taaar! How come its only here in Naija that such was composed? Noodles are consumed in nearly all places of the world

The article is actually refering to 'Noodles' nd nt indomie in particular bt I guess Op had posted indomie in the topic probably because it's d most common.

@farano:
Our country needs serious deliverance

frm the evil spirit of GEJ.

nerodenero: Amalgamation brought more pain than gains and it is not working.Though it wont be easy but I think divorce is the answer.

Do u know wat hapns when parents divorce? The kids suffer..! Go figure..!

airclipse: I live in kd ...n I haven't heard anything.

Do u pray to hear something?

LogoDWhiz:

Name of what?
I said 'really' in regards to his 10 reasons.
Or which name are u talking about? *confused*

dnt be confused love. I meant ur indomine.

I've met quite a few number of them at an examination centre.. They were quite cool I must say. Dnt be too quick to judge frm posts here, u'd be surprised the bados nd arrogant posters are quite shy nd timid in reality.. For reasns I dnt knw, they just put on such acts on faceless forums.

Blood thirsty demons again...! They dnt even want to leave the media for a second.

LogoDWhiz: Hmm. Really?
I love indomine o..
Best fast food for guys.

Something wey u don dey chop for decades now, u no still know the name.

He would av been roasted for dinner.

PT.Awal:

Yeah!!! Some calls enterd, but I picked them.

hehe..! Wehrey! U don read all the e-mails finish?

Azboy34: mind u, nobody z forced 2 practice Islam. ur common sense shud av interpreted 4 u dat Islam has nothn 2 do with Boko haram.. Stop committn sin by tanishn d image of d best religion..peace!

And ur common sense failed to correctly interprete just those few lines I posted..
#peace

And if the lady says indomie? What's the point in asking sef when ladies lie alot. That ur neighbour will sha ask u dat questn again.

Ilekere:

No. Why modify it?
What's the best way to divert youth's attention from pressing issues? By creating political drama.
Nigerian youths in Nigeria are helpless and hopeless......Me sha, I just dey watch as I dey go.

Where u dey go?

We've heard frm the horse's mouth. I hope all those whose threads triggered dat rumour will modify it asap b4 karma slaps them in the face.. As 4 me nd my house, henceforth, all news remain invalid until Al-jazeera confirms it

vizkiz:

Am not in good mood...But i think you know what you should have typed

Aww! My bad! I thought u had joined Andyblaze nd yungwizzy in their never ending tales.

We should help u out in crying or what?

This same man would have fled for his life if he heard a blast around.

Same hand that created this thread will create another come 2018 questioning the non-performance of naija footballers due to poor funding. Should other sectors cease to exist because of education nd security?? The funny part is dat if this fund aint channelled to football, it'd be looted.

moneybag100: he no get other people to call him ni? Na because of only one person he go off phone lol.

Shey as the phone been dey ring non-stop, another call enter?

ty-tymer:

See true love.

hehe..! U fit go ask her out; she's free.

Her name shld enter the guiness book of record.. The guy sef no get 'off' button for im phone?