hadizadeezy: mrs meestique just sparked!

''Mistakenly had sex with''--
just look at the cheap insults ladies bring upon themselves. She's now a mistake abi..?
Even if it's aborted now, it's already recorded dat u're the father of an albino. Deal with dat!

wreckingball, this ur name ehn.. Hope u won't wreck this thread for us?

obeenah40, It's good to be patient, yea! nd follow one's dream, yea! if nd only if it's in accordance with the Creator's. Sometimes our dream course may be what we were never purposed for. While patiently waiting for one's dream course, it's also wise to start up with the one fate throws at us, who knws? We might just be great in dat field. Moreover, time's also ticking... My 2cent!

hadizadeezy: ahhh tHank God ooo!! na techno Z10 u buy abi panasonic GALAXY? dat person wey still ur fone mek us miss u well well o.

Lols..! Dat persn wey tell u say dem steal my phone is a suspect o! I see ur handwork here. Keep it up sis..!

hadizadeezy: lol my 2go hadyunited

Man utd fan

yzziL: lets switch gender then.

Shey ur gf sef go change to guy? So dat una ministry go continue.

JoeCutie: Lool. This is a problem of the mind. What is cum?

The meaning I dnt knw; All I can remember was the hard knock I got frm my English teacher when I had used dat word in an essay.

JoeCutie: If I were a girl, I would have long committed suicide; that's all. Don't ask me why.

JoeCutie: God forbid!!! -_-

Hehe..! Dnt u want to be treated like a queen?

JoeCutie: Cum I'd help you.

Why do u guys always use cum in place of come? Which kind shorthand be dat?

Odilafta: I've always wished I was male

We ladies just have too many risks to bear

Hehe..! Quite understandable. I only wish all men become ladies for just a day; they'd appreciate us afterwards.

RAPMAN02: we talking bou movies ryt? Girls.......lemme just shhhh!

Pls do

RAPMAN02: BOY'S ROCK

Yea! In movies...!

Alright before y'all start going gaga-gugu, those aint my words bt my friend's. I'm not good at tales so here's just a summary:
She came visiting nd we got chatting while watching a movie(naija movie). The movie was all abt a teenage orphan girl who had to survive on her own, go through the phase of puberty without being educated on it, ended up being molested. Got pregnant nd bla bla bla.. U can guess the rest naa. All of a sudden I heard, ''this is why I've always wished to be a guy''. I wasn't sure I had heard correctly nd so I was like ''hun?''. Well, she repeated the same statement nd gave her reasons making reference to the girl in the movie. Here's my questn, Ever wished u were the opposite sex? Why? What prompted such thoughts? Would u av been a better person had u been the opposite sex?

And u are very s.t.u.p.i.d which makes y'all a compatible family..!

Hehe..! Criminals punishing a fellow criminal for comitting a crime.

durella4: I know most gals will just cum here n pretend rubbish!!!!

Still following!!!!

Pretend that they dnt wear bra or what?

Danhumprey: I wonder o! But wetin the rest of them turned into?

hehe..! Jamb question! Na them be mortuary attendants.

missyhorlah: I started wearing bra right from the womb

6yards wrapper no go fit sew ur bra size now be dat...

You guys? Do guys wear bra?
Ur questn shld av been what size mah know if I still get hope for una side.

Danhumprey: Medicine and Surgery?

It's like everybody want to be a doctor.

But wait o! Na how many hospitals go absorb all these aspiring future doctors?

Na how many of those aspiring doctors dey graduate as doctors?

''Flush'' more like poo! Oh Poor foetus..! Ur mum doesn't even consider u a living thing.

What's a man who's not mentally, physically nd financially able to support a child doing impregnating a woman?

Blackchampion: Na wao Ok ooo
shaa

I used to know only one Mad cow; Now I knw one more.

herald9:
Of course I read it pro verbatim... stop being lazy!

Hehe..! A summary will convince me.

Mah hear say anybody read dat thing finish word-4-word..!

Ehen naa..! I loved football b4 I met u nd will continue loving football when u're gone. Some girls sha..!

Seems u've gotten the loan already cos ur most valuable asset is missing... Get ur brain back dude..!

Tolexander:
thanks!

May your nl account be found missing on the day nairaland will be hacked!

Is this what I get for recommending u?

obisage: if na ur girlfriend, A is better, if na ur wife, C is good. if na Ashawo, E is perfect.

Hehe..! Dis guy go don share bed taya.

Haryoryhemie:


Nope, there isn't a crush. I was only wondering if it can happen for real

There's only one way to find that out, give Tolexander a try..!

Just say u've gat crush on a nairalander so we'll know how to help ur ministry nw o!