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1) SAM LOCO EFE

The death of Sam Loco Efe a.k.a. Papa Patricia really got the entertainment industry in Nigeria shaken because he was very popular with his comic roles.

Loco died of causes suspected to be asthma in a hotel room in Owerri where he was editing a film, in August 2011, at age 66.

Its so hard to forget our fallen heroes that build the framework called “NOLLYWOOD” today, they might have passed on but will forever live in our hearts.

See the top 15 Nollywood stars who have passed away In Recent Years below….

Hmm that's new view of Nigeria transform by the wife. I chose lift.

First Lady of Nigeria and Wife to the President, Goodluck Jonathan, Patience Jonathan fondly called Mama Peace, has sent a congratulatory message to Hajia Aisha Buhari, the wife to the President-Elect, Muhammadu Buhari on her husband’s victory.



But who fine pass each other pls let drop our comment.

Controversial Yoruba Actress, Bose Arowosegbe in a new interview with Vanguard said that all women are prostitutes.

“It’s because people think that actresses are prostitutes. To say the truth, I believe that all women are prostitutes. People who think it’s only actresses should go to other fields and see what they do there.

To me, I still insist that every woman is a prostitute. People should go and watch my film, and they’ll know how. They should go to other fields, and they’ll see for themselves that those people are even worse than actors. God gave me the inspiration and I did it. It was God’s saying. Between a banker, actress and police, who is the prostitute?

Sex is the most free gift here i'am ,you can tell by seeing condom all over the road. And soon winter coming when the gals pump big and guys getting skin.what a shame lol........z

I told my dad on April1 dat i won a scholarship to go and read engineering in uk. he was very happy, he ordered my mummy to kill two chickens for celebration and we popped champagne, before i know he sold his car and collect loan from bank without telling me. he gave me #20,000 as thanksgiving in church and even divorce his second wife. Since av been thinking of how to tell him dat it was april fool. pls need ur advice....

SEX IS NOT A SIN. IT IS ALL ABOUT MY SECRETARY. I met her through my friend and I employed her as my secretary. She is very good and she didn't make me regret employed her. We shared the same office but I still have little office for her, she do always helped me with my computer on some filing issue. But I forgotten that I still has some blue firm on my computer which has been long.

So there was a day I have already told her I won't come to the office. But when the appointment I mean to target failed me, then I later back to my personal business. I was so surprised seen my Secretary watching the blue firm on my computer in my office alone in a no volume aptitude. She has forgotten herself on the standing, till I entered the office from the back could you believe she didn't know. But when she would look back, both two of us lost in control.

This is how I met my wife who was first my secretary by employed. Let's read. She looked back at me, after my momentary daydream of what to do. "Sorry...ry...ry sir" She said and She was now standing right, her back was to me, and her skirt was around her waist.I could see what she was wearing underneath, a skimpy string thong. I could see the thin strand going up the crack of her ass. And my God, what an ass. She was simply gorgeous. Her fingers were running from her cunt back underneath that thong to her asshole. I believed She was masturbating herself at first and giving me quite an amazing show. I had to do something before her mood came down. I had to touch that gorgeous body. I walked quietly from my office door right over to her. My hands touched her hips. She jumped. "Oh my God," she cried out. That shocked look was all over her face. I didn't stop. Christine certainly must have thought she was all alone. I could feel her embarrassment. So quickly I kissed her on the back of the neck and said, "Don't stop.' "You look incredible." She said. Then I dropped to my knees and began caressing that beautiful ass. With her skirt still hiked up around her waist, I touched the soft skin of her behind. Were you the one, fail yourself. My face pressed against her skin feeling the smooth flesh of her butt cheeks. I kissed her there, enjoying the softness on my lips. Then I ran my tongue over her ass and nuzzled my face into her crack. This was like heaven.

She was such a beautiful young thing. She felt so soft against my face. When I looked up, Christine was staring down at me. And then she whispered out, "Oh ooo, yes." "Yes" "I love having my ass touched." "Don't stop." She moved her hands to the tight fitting thong around her body and slowly tugged it downward. My hand touched hers sexy helping slide it down those soft silky legs. She stepped out of it. Then quickly, Christine unsnapped her skirt and that fell to the floor too. Now she stood there nearly naked before me. I stood up behind her pushing my body against hers. As I held her, she reached back between my legs feeling for my cock, then gripped it through my pants. Almost everyone sometimes love office sex. She looked over her shoulder and stared deeply into my eyes. "Oh, it's so hard," she murmured in such a sexy voice. I unbuckled my trousers letting them fall down. Then my underwear quickly followed. Christine grabbed me again, squeezing my exposed hard shaft in her hand. "My God, you're so hard." And she began stroking it with her soft delicate fingers. She was driving me nuts. Her naked beauty was like seeing a goddess. Her touch was overwhelming. I wanted her...badly. She turned completely around and her mouth covered mine. I heard the soft whisper escape through her lips. "Oh, Bleep me." "You have to Bleep me." We kissed harder, deeply, until we were both nearly out of breath. And then again she begged. "Bleep me please." "Please..." Then a moment of silence... she stared at me... "In my ass." I almost couldn't believe what I was vividly hearing. So many times I dreamed of burying my cock in a gorgeous piece of ass like hers. And now my pretty secretary was asking for it, begging for it. Her words were still ringing in my mind." "Bleep me...in my ass." I knelt back down to kiss her rear end some more. I spread her with my hands, squeezed her butt cheeks and slowly pulled them apart exposing her tight little puckered hole. Yap..! Momentarily I was mesmerized kneeling there, staring at this beautiful creature's anal hole and knowing I was about slide my cock in it. Again I put my face to her, right in her crack, my tongue licking through her soft wide-open crevice. She moaned out, actually cried out, "Oh my God... that feels so good." I licked her ass crack from top to bottom, over and over while she moaned almost deliriously. And when I touched her tight asshole with my tongue I thought she was going orgasm right then. She squirmed and shivered bucking her hips. But I held her tight while I licked and sucked on her anal hole. I pulled on her ass cheeks harder spreading her more. So sweet.

Her tight sphincter began stretching apart making a small little opening right in the center of her ass. I was getting emotionally crazed seeing her hole stretched like this and realizing she was letting me do it to her. I pulled just a little harder with a thumb on each side of her partially opened anus. Her ass widened even more. Christine was already half delirious from my licking, so I figured why stop now. I put my face right to her ass and shoved the tip of my tongue right into her opened puckered hole. I gave her a tongue Bleep until I thought she would pass out from the intense feeling. My cock had become so hard it felt like a steel rod. I backed off her ass and stood up. Again I kissed her. Despite the musky taste in my mouth, Christine kissed back so hard I thought she'd suck my tongue down her throat. Then grabbing her one leg, I positioned it up on the desk. My hand caressed up the back of her thigh and over her ass. Once more I kissed the back of her neck and whispered into her ear. "You've been teasing me all this time haven't you?" A soft sexy little "ahah," escaped from her lips. "You're just a little cocktease, aren't you?" I knew she was grinning. "So you want it in the ass, huh?" She let out a soft whimpering little moan. "Oh yes" "Then I'm gonna Bleep you." "Real hard." "Real hard in your tight little ass." I reached for my cock moving it in between her cheeks. I slightly worked it down across her cunt. She was so wet and dripping, just right to lubricate my cock with her juices. Then I positioned the head right on her asshole. She cried right out, "Oh yes, do it." "Bleep my asshole." I pushed forward with my hips forcing my hard cock through her tight little puckered opening. Her anus instantly grabbed hold of my cock. I pushed more and felt it sliding into her deeper, further up into her ass. Christine was going crazy, "Oh yes, that's it." "Deeper" "Give it to me so deeper." With one hand I grabbed her thigh that was up on the desk and put the other on her hip. Then I just pulled her to me planting my cock completely inside her. I gave her a few strokes back and forth fucking her deep. She almost lost her balance standing on one leg like that. So I pulled out and helped her to a kneeling position on the floor. Then I quickly squatted over her ass and in one motion drove my hard cock right down inside her.

I have never had a feeling like that. Her tight anal hole split right open and gripped the base of my cock like something I can barely explain. It felt like her asshole was so firmly clamped around my cock that it was going to milk every last drop of cum out of me. I started pulling back, stretching the flesh of her hole outward, as it hugged my rigid cock. Then I drove it back in again slapping my hips hard against her butt. After a few times drilling her like that, I pulled out completely and quickly re-penetrated her asshole over again. She went wild when I did that. Christine was nearing the point where her tight rear entrance was used to my cock. Her hole was getting relaxed. She was really enjoying this allot. "Oh yes, Bleep me." "Bleep my asshole." Her anal hole began staying open, remaining stretched wide as I pulled out. Yap, Her nice asshole was gaping at me, begging for my cock to slide back in. I started going faster, shoving my cock in harder. I was literally extracting my cock completely and ramming it back into her tight anal chute. I was reaming her asshole and I knew she felt every inch of me sinking deep into her rectum. "Deeper..." "Deeper..." "Oh God Deeper..." She was obsessed with having her ass bleeped by my cock. "Oh Bleep me deeper." "Ohhhhhh!!!" "Fuckkkkk!!!" "Don't Stop!!!" "Oh please, don't stop!!!" Needless to say, fucking her ass quickly became more than I could take. Seeing her gaping anal hole was making me more and more aroused. And Christine's constant moaning, begging for more of my cock in her ass added to my inability to hold back. My cock was no longer in my control. Christine's ass owned it now, and it wanted all of me, all of my cock and all of my cum. I pushed down on top of her burying my cock deep into her anal cavity and I knew she could feel it. I was at the breaking point. I couldn't hold back any longer. Even my words to her were getting hot and dirty. "Here it comes you hot little Bleep." "Right in your tight slutty ass." She felt the throbbing and convulsing deep inside, as my cock began flooding her rectum with cum. She cried out near in tears, "Oh Bleep, yes." "Cum in me." "Cum in my ass." "Oh, God..." I couldn't move. My cock was spasming like I've never experienced before. Christine was begging, crying, pleading for my cock and my cum. And now she was cumming too. Her body was totally overwhelmed. I wanted to drain every ounce of anal lust from her, but at that moment, I just wanted to leave my cock there, buried in her ass. Let it fill her rectum. Let her ass suck every bit of cum from me. Then I started to regain my senses. I looked down at Christine kneeling there with my cock in her ass. She was still softly moaning. I pulled out. My cock glistened from a coating of cum and the moistness of her ass. Christine turned around to a sitting position on the floor. She had a big smile. "I love it in the ass." "That was so good." "You bleeped me so good." She stood up and I took her in my arms. We kissed once more, deep and so very passionate. A kiss that seemed like it would never end.

My hands were still caressing her, feeling all over her gorgeous body. I knew I still wanted more of her. I didn't have enough. Maybe she was a tease when we started, but now she was mine. So I can not let sweetness go in my life. My secretary was going to have a whole new job description because I'd eventually marry her.

OBJ family

How did i look because ladies did not give me attention and i wanna get married.

Beesluv:
Very confusing story

“I pointed the gun to the driver and he was
resisting, so, I decided to release a shot in the air.
While I struggled for the key with him, the driver
stabbed me in the hip and I was bleeding heavily.”
Idris succeeded in restraining the other passenger
who later fled along with the driver.

The two young men sped off in the car and took it
to their hometown in Ibiade.
However, they both ran out of luck when they got
to the town and Adejuwon sighted a young girl he
had a romantic interest in.

“I decided to give the girl a lift and we were riding
around the town when policemen at a checkpoint
arrested us. We could not explain how we got the
car. We actually wanted to sell the car but we
could not get a buyer before we were arrested,” he
said.




Adejuwon got stabbed and he still stopped to pick a girl?

Who fled away with the driver and who was the driver that fled away?

They wanted to sell the car but couldn't get a buyer! Were they hoping to get a buyer while on motion at that very moment they stole the car?

Why using different names, what if a someone else or a nairalander bears that same combo "Isaac Adejuwon"?

lolzzzzzz help me ask him oh bcus am wonder too here.

Once he return to duty na Boko Haram hand straight bcus he already fail d army loyalty. So Boko Haram own is soul dats why he got arrest in favour of saving is life.

You are right but still some country treat us like slave which they forget that not all foreigner come to destroy their country.

She*****Hey i fil sumting in ma tummy n its different painy i dnt knw whts de matter i ws trying to sleep bt i cant myb its de tym i wil try 2 sleep if nt i wil tel u

She*****Its worse ma ba3 its 1bar i called the Ambulance they are on de wy

Me*****calling no pick up

She*****I saw ur missed cl m medic clinic nw feeling pain

She*****Hey hw are u? M medi-clinic nw i jst arrive m nt feeling wel bt de doctor sy i wil deliver de bby by 24 of dis month so i dnt knw whts going on I wil let u knw

Me*****Calling........!

She******M on ma wy home nw everyting its ok i wil text u whn m home

Me***** pls 2moro u av to show me ur pregnant pics bcus since we mak sex we av not see nd nw its up to 9month

(Next day)
Me*****GM.!hop u fine,I dn't av airtim on phon yet bt i wil cal u later.Hop u remeber dt 2day is my brthday.D pic u send me none beliv dt u pregnant,dey said it pillow.

She*****M nt hapi abt de msg u send it to me bt its ok cz m nw a mother so i dnt care wht ur frnds or anybody sy al i knw its i lv ma bby he deserve better n i w

Me*****am sory and don't mind dem since we both ok den leave them alone so it me and u life.

(Next day)
She****Gudmoning lets wlcm our new born in dis world.its a bouncing bby boy god bles us dis moning at exactly 04h44am

Me*****Hello are you still sleeping, try and send me our bby picss neh,i wanna see it

She*****I will later

(After some day )
She****Helo hope ure gud i get ma salary ysterdy bt i ddnt find ma leave money i hv to go n sign a document at work it mins i wil get another money b4 de 15th of May i bought alot of things except Huggies n Nan de expensive thing its ord bed it cost alot of money bt etleast i manage to buy importart things dat m using daily so de prblm nw its wht i mentioned tx

She*****Hw Mr Sannie y so quite answer me toe

She*****Answer me pls

She*****Whts de matter nw

She*****M nt hapi abt de msg u send it to me other day bt its ok cz m nw a mother so i dnt care wht ur frnds or anybody sy al i knw its i lv ma bby he deserve better n i w

Me*****I went out since morning 2collect asylum so i leave my phon at hom.I saw ur msg about d money so don't wory once i com am gonna pay u all.So tak care our d bby.

Me******I no u ned mony but i said once am dere i wil pay u al bcus iav d mony nw,ok send ur acc,but am not hapy bcus i did nt stay wit d pregnat also iav nt se d bby.

She*****I nid money urgently pls evn whn u cum i wil wnt it u knw new born cost alot so pls

Me*****calling....! Then conclude i wil send money

She*****Send to Shoprite it fine

Me******Alright i wil ask my flat mate who's workin dere 2send it 4me 2moro since i dnt av SA I.D.But u av 2send me u &my bby pics 1st tin 2moro morni 4me 2be hapy too.

She****gudmoning u can send throu Capapitec bank acc no.1300603834 names n surname T.P Bvuma thnk u.

She*****So hw much are u gonna send?

Me***I don't no yet ontin i estimate my self 2moro morni or how mch did u want. But first send me u &our bby pics 2moro morni. Am sleeping nw also don't av airtime.

Me***GM! Hws ur night nd bby?Anyway it sem am comin 2day 2Giyani so u drop me ur address or i go dat hotel den u ask someone 2com & fetch me.Is dat ur acc or who.

She*****Do u think m lying abt our bby i dnt wnt to use money to buy ma things no its ur son ok trust me

Me******I understand u & i want u 2undertsnad me 2bcus if its u hw wil u feel,pass 9month i carry d bby we did nt se & iav d bby stil u did nt se it,so hw wil u feel?

She****I get u

She*****I nid money urgently pls evn whn u cum i wil wnt it u knw new born cost alot so pls

Me*****okay it fine so who own d acc u send?

She******Its ma cousin she wil withdraw de money n give it to me cum saturdy if its fine to u m nt in giyani m Tzaneen at home

Me****Ok so am waitin 4u & bby pics pls no argument send me al my bby pics include u.It my son &i want 2se him pls do dat 4me nw den u receive d money once bank open.

She*****I said u hv to cum afta Easter i knw y i sy so ok

She****I knw ure father of our bby so to make u trust me its to send our pics to u dats nonses to either u save ur money ok c u saturdy u wil do anyting u wnt whn u cum dnt stres urself

Me******What's noses or did u av problem about dat hum,since i did nt se d pregnat so can't i ask d bby pics or any problm about dat,if u can't den it fine kep it shrp.

She****Ok

Me*****9mont pas we did nt c,al ur promise na fail so u expect me 2beliv u lol no way,dis 2015cc no play in mosco,av ben fol in sa it ok so kep it&fre me if i can't c.

She****I hv a bby dat i lv dat i carry 4 9mths m stres free so i c ure nt ready to ply ur role go ply ur role sumwhere else as u knw SA u wil meet ur son 1dy b free

She*****B free ok i wont bother u to text or cl u i min ma word we wil live without u n wil b fine thnk u papa Olami for making me mother lv u4 dat wish u al de best

Me*****Sure tank 4cary prgnat&bby i dd nt c,ppl post dere bby pics on fb instead u block me.pls i dnt av any bby yet dnt fol sinc its yet 2b confirm.U fail dis tim lol

She*****Thnk mr Sannie

She******Shame Olami malv let me rescue u i ws jst kidding u abt de money its April fool's dy i wanted to knw whts inside ur heart abt us nw i knw we agreed dat u wil do evryting whn u visit us i told u i dnt nid anyting i jst wnt u 2c ur son i ws fooling u wil meet one dy ma dear tkc

Me******Sure u welcome since av invest. Tank 4wasting my tim,money,trust.Tank 4provin u dnt av bby 4me,al promise fail. April fool so don't fool me jst as iav said b4.

She****U forget ma middle name ne m dnt care so ur hurting urself by insulting me kip ur words sir no wonder y ur ex dump u ure a fool lolest baba

She*****U wnt ur family to feel sori 4u ok lets ply de game wil c wht wil happen u wil hate SA m telling u its beta u travel2 anoda country Thembisile its ryt foolish

She*****Thnk god i hv ur young bro's line ur mama n Muibat m blocking u dnt cl ure dead 2me i enjy ur sex its nice n lovely mmm dats y u make me preg it ws nyc ure gud

Me*****U ar d best fool so dnt fool me bcus if @al i payin d acc u could av colect it so dnt fol ur self again mama. Even me playing April fol 4u jst 2se ur mind i almst send d mony.same time u fail me another person fall pregnt &iav bby nw & am rich so nvm.tank for every tin &kep April fol ur self 2hurt ur self

She*****Oh u won lotto neh m klapping ma hands lucky u u evn tel ur ex dat u hv money u make sumone preg lol enjy ur moni Sa its rocking

She*******Mayb u wil gain weight dd u luk urself in a mirror shame try to eat healthy food u wil b charma whn u wnt to carry ma bag at Bosman i thought ure hobbo

Me*****U already implicated ur self by what u write tank God u said it loud*** U wnt ur family 2 feel sori 4u ok lets ply de game wil c wht wil happen u wil hate SA m tellin u its beta u travel2 anoda country..*** i reply her If any tin shuld hapen 2my famly u ar jail.old ugly 45y dt cal her self 26 lok mirror2,do ur pussy was tight&i enjoy it.Am waitin 4 2day sinc b4 tank d day come.

She*****Bye bye

Me***** Yes bye stupid scam invisible pregnant criminal SA girl.

My fellow Nigerians soon we gonna transform to our old living life of 1naira to 1dollar ,good electricity ,all our lost company will be back ,more investment , 80% of good standard living and every citizens will wanna be back home and foreigner will wanna relocate to Nigeria. I wanna ask how will you treat foreigner or which country will you strict to mostly due to their attitude to us when visiting their country. Drop your comment.

NIGERIANS, POST PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION
REVIEW. DID ANYONE NOTICE THIS FACT ...
GMB won elections with total votes of (15,424,921)
While GEJ lost with total votes of (12,853,162)
Now see the Hand of GOD in this:
(1+5+4+2+4+9+2+1)= 28
(1+2+8+5+3+1+6+2)= 28
Can anyone define this?
And elections were held on March 28

Truly GOD IS WITH NIGERIA ***WoW its a sign of Green land prosperity soon Nigeria will receive more foreigners who will want to relocate down to Nigeria just like we leaving the country down to other country to hustle. President GMB please don't fail us remember your promise and lead us well,we want constant electricity, we want our naira equivalent to dollar,we really need good change in country so we citizens can back home.

fflamingo:
FELLOW NIGERIANS, POST PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION
REVIEW. DID ANYONE NOTICE THIS FACT ...
GMB won elections with total votes of (15,424,921)
While GEJ lost with total votes of (12,853,162)
Now see the Hand of GOD in this:
(1+5+4+2+4+9+2+1)= 28
(1+2+8+5+3+1+6+2)= 28
Can anyone define this?
And elections were held on March 28

Truly truly GOD IS WITH NIGERIA

wow its a sign of Green land prosperity soon Nigeria will receive more foreigners who will want to relocate down to Nigeria just like we leaving the country.

Hum life is turn by turn mama peace you don't have to worried okay if God say yes it can still be your turn again then no problem but leave make another person enjoy what you enjoy except you won contest with GMB wife for first lady then inform INEC to set the vote...lolzzzz.......!

Where's my Oga at the top visiting our ex president... Lolz.

But serious to think about it *Boko Haram* did not operate in election period that's some thing special as ever happen or is a plan work.... ****Anyway GEJ you are good leader and strong man because its not easy to give up just like that but we all respect you sir and you show a good example to other africa nation,you really make us proud sir......****GMB As for our new president you welcome on board, Congratulation once again,all Nigeria are counting and watching your step as your promise please don't fail us or let us down and make Nigeria proud again, lead us to Green Land of glory as old years of your time so that many of citizens can back Home. Because no place like home. GMB wish you Long life to lead us well and all fellow Nigeria long life to witness the Green land as it will shine .May God help us all.

Moana:
I am willing to relocate to SA but don't know easy way to go about it, i will be happy if you can give me and idea of how to go about it

Dear SA its not easy to survive all God bless and help but its nice in living than nig. You can inbox me your whatsapp number to my email meetlekan@yahoo.com then we talk nice.

stewiepeter:
@ worry359 that's really not a nice thing to say. Do u know if the sister is the evil one? Or maybe they are not close? Iv read this Norway page from page one up till now iv not seen someone who is mean and rude like you.

Thanks so much for your notice, imagine such word from the guy . Well i won't blame him much maybe because he still have mentality of Nigerian on head. Thinking people in aboard help easily for someone to join them. Well try and enter one country and see how it goes.

pamyp:
Where in the US?

. I don't really know yet that's why am trying to get information down. I will be happy if you can help in time of information,i just wanna know how standard of living is there and how to survive since i don't have any body in US. meetlekan@yahoo.com

worry359:
Your own sister will not help you!
You must be a very evil person to be hated like that!

Are you making it fun or serious. Did you think aboard people want you to come and put your liability on them and mostly not all people in aboard have time for family since they have there own responsibility to face. So short the evil thought of you off and think of some thing ex to say.

I base in south africa but willing to relocate to Norway but don't know easy way to go about it,even my sister base there not ready to help,i will be happy if any body can give me idea here.

I really wanna relocate from south africa to some were but still thinking were to goo maybe UK, USA or Canada can any help.

I really wanna relocate to USA but i still need information about there maybe it easy of getting any job to survive and make the future better. Please advice since you guys are there or base on the way.

[quote author=Soyedele1 post=31365037][/quote]yes accommodation is very expensive jst like here in south africa #45,000 per month and it one room.

Hmmmm guy you really try for exposing this guy oh... Good work.

U.S.A***CANADA***U.K***Out of this three country or any you know which one is good to relocate for standard living.