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delishpot:
Congrats brother, wishing you and your family all the best life has to offer
Greet madam o. She don try. E nor easy. I hail women o. Double hailing for loving and kind women/ mothers.

BTW I think its cervix( the neck of the womb) not service .

no be my fault o,,,, there were just saying service don come full... As if my wife turn network provider

menix:
Congrats bro..
U ve a strong wife cous some women go start to dey curse u there, infact I ve an uncle d woman had to tear his shirt in d middle of d pain...

My wife was just ordering everybody, left and right.
I became a humbled at her traveling command.

ibkgab001:
What you did is against the law ... Anyway congratZ Mr Eye witness

I'm a novice to such law... If any.
I rest my case, Celebration continues... MOD, make una join me celebrate with FP na

SMALLPENIS:
I remember when I was born...


And that fat black matron slapped my buttocks

whaaaaaaaat? Like you were born in the dream. Seriously i hail women. I have never and will never slap my wife let alone beating her. What i saw at the Labour room eh....

Momcherry:
Congratulations!! God bless your new baby.
I guess the delivery was not in a Nigerian hospital cuz most hospitals here will not allow the man into d labour room like d hospital where I was delivered of my kids.


Mothers are mini gods. Labour pains no be 4 here o

live in Nigeria.

Seriously, i have learnt alot and if i talk now, somebody go thinks say i be qualified doctor. Lol

whoUhelp:
Did u puke?

No

Trinxie:
Hmmm, congrats bro...God bless your family

thanks dear, i hail women, una too much.

Fellow Nairalanders, celebrate with my family and Join me Praise God as my wife Delivered successfully a bouncing baby Boy Today being Saturday.

It looks like a programmed birth, because our first was on Saturday 22nd, while the second is on Saturday 21st.

The GiST: i have always wanted to see my wife put to bed. Thank God i witnessed it today.

she had been in the labour room waiting for full *service* as they called it.

The moment I arrived, headed straight to the room, watched my wife screaming and traveling in pains. Seriously, I respect women.

Men, Respect your wife, biko.

At this point (still in pain), she remembered my first child, and asked me if he has eaten and well taken cared of?

The next, she screamed she wants to pee, they allowed her.

Later, she screamed she want to poo. Haha, which kin thing be this? I asked.

The midwife, just asked her to do it there. I never knew i could stand all my eyes saw... I looked at my wife standing between life and Death. Thank God she belong to the living.

The Delivery:
like hot water flowed,
Full service came on,
Push, Push, push....hold your legs, push... She was instructed to breath through her mouth like she is pumping tube.

The Nurse, assisted by placing hand on a section of her belle and pressed like a heavy weight lifter.

Instantly, my baby arrived.
Few seconds, the placenta was delivered.

Others na story for tomorrow:

abeg, pix is coming soon.
I'm still with her at the Hospital.

Fellow men, Have you ever witnessed your wife put to bed?

Why do women do abortion when their mother passed through the hell i saw today to deliver them?

I pray God to bless anyone still trusting God for baby...Receive it with safe delivery.

The long awaited Sammy S6 will soon hit showcase, bellow are the authentic specs.

As we approach its big unveiling on March
1, more and more details about the
Samsung Galaxy S6 are allegedly revealed.
Today it's time to take a look at the
upcoming flagship's battery capacity.
According to some information coming
from South Korea, it looks like Samsung will
only fit a 2,600 mAh cell into the Galaxy S6.
That's 200 mAh smaller than the one found
inside its predecessor, the Galaxy S5.
If true (and that's a big if), this isn't great
news. Sure, Samsung is set to use its new
Exynos 7 Octa chipset in the S6, and because
that's made on a 14nm process it should be
quite battery friendly. On the other hand,
though, the trend lately has been to increase
battery size from one generation of a
flagship smartphone to the next, not the
other way around. Even if Samsung
somehow manages to make the Galaxy S6
with a 2,600 mAh cell last as long as the
Galaxy S5 with a 2,800 mAh battery, people
might still wonder why the Korean company
thought that would be enough.
The S6's rumored metal construction and
Samsung's thinness war with Apple may
have played their part in this situation. Past
mumblings did say that the Galaxy S6 would
support wireless charging from the get-go,
so at least it will be easier to charge
throughout the day if you'll need to.
Obviously though, take this with a pinch of
salt for now. The source of this rumor goes
on to list some other specs for the Galaxy S6,
some of which don't line up with what we
previously heard. It's said that the device will
pack a 5.1-inch QHD Super AMOLED
touchscreen and 3GB of RAM - both things
that have been rumored before. But the rear
camera will apparently be a 16 MP unit with
OIS, and not the 20 MP one that's made the
rounds up until now.


NETWORK Technology
LAUNCH Announced Exp. announcement 2015, March 1
Status Rumored. Exp. release 2015, Q1
BODY Dimensions 143.3 x 70.8 x 6.9 mm (5.64 x 2.79 x 0.27
in)
Weight -
SIM Nano-SIM
- Fingerprint sensor (PayPal certified)
- Samsung Pay (Visa, MasterCard, AMEX
certified)
- IP67 certified - dust and water resistant
- Water resistant up to 1 meter and 30
minutes
DISPLAY Type Super AMOLED capacitive touchscreen, 16M
colors
Size 5.0 inches (~67.9% screen-to-body ratio)
Resolution 1440 x 2560 pixels (~587 ppi pixel density)
Multitouch Yes
Protection Corning Gorilla Glass 4
- TouchWiz UI
PLATFORM OS Android OS, v5.0 (Lollipop)
Chipset Exynos 7420
CPU Quad-core 1.3 GHz Cortex-A53 & Quad-core
1.9 GHz Cortex-A57
GPU Mali-T760
MEMORY Card slot microSD, up to 128 GB
Internal 32 GB, 3 GB RAM
CAMERA Primary 20 MP, 4992 х 3744 pixels, optical image
stabilization, phase detection autofocus, LED
flash
Features Geo-tagging, touch focus, face detection,
HDR, panorama
Video 2160p@30fps, 1080p@60fps,
720p@120fps, HDR, dual-video rec.
Secondary 5 MP, 1080p@30fps, dual video call
SOUND Alert types Vibration; MP3, WAV ringtones
Loudspeaker Yes
3.5mm jack Yes
COMMS WLAN Wi-Fi 802.11 a/b/g/n/ac, dual-band, Wi-Fi
Direct, hotspot
Bluetooth v4.0, A2DP, LE, apt-X
GPS Yes, with A-GPS, GLONASS, Beidou
NFC Yes
Infrared
port Yes
Radio No
USB microUSB v3.0 (MHL 3 TV-out), USB Host
FEATURES Sensors Accelerometer, gyro, proximity, compass,
barometer, gesture, heart rate
Messaging SMS(threaded view), MMS, Email, Push Mail,
IM
Browser HTML5
Java Yes, via Java MIDP emulator
- Wireless charging (Qi-enabled) - market
dependent
- ANT+ support
- S-Voice natural language commands and
dictation
- Smart stay, Smart pause, Smart scroll
- Air gestures
- Dropbox (50 GB cloud storage)
- Active noise cancellation with dedicated
mic
- MP4/DivX/XviD/WMV/H.264 player
- MP3/WAV/WMA/eAAC+/FLAC player
- Photo/video editor
- Document viewer
BATTERY Li-Ion battery
Stand-by
Talk time
MISC Colors Charcoal Black, Copper Gold, Electric Blue,
Shimmery White


http://www.gsmarena.com/samsung_galaxy_s6-6849.php

yuzedo:
OP bro did his two hand amputated? anyway he neeeed to higher a sweet big-boobsie ice-cream lap house-made from Akwa-iBUM dat wear waste-bead + ankle chain. is devil dat will convince d wive to do her job.

ah, hon. Chief sweetus na your face be this?

jacksparrow1207:
WARIZ DIZ?
CHINEKE!!!

planet earth... Lol

One major thing to note in AfikpoChic is, she does not eat her money alone. She has done what many politicians cannot do in years.

She is very comely, humble and does not fail to greet with total respect.

She enjoy putting smiles on people's face.

OgologoDimkpa:
@ highlighted-Na lie!
She used to be hardliner at a very tender age in the US; 419, prostitution and what have you?
Do you research well
We know wetin dey

she started with Italy, other countries before landing USA.
I once read concrete publications about her where it was said that she is one of the waves in Bill gate's firms; and I also heard it directly from persons who either worked with her or close pals in USA not just Afikpo people. She may have many things, but definitely hard work.

NgeneUkwenu:
Nonsense! Make we do wetin then? Ndi ara!!

Stop hating, she made her money outside 9ja but came home to establish and also help others.

She never worked for any firm in Naija. She made her money through hardwork.

Another secret, she makes millions daily through her PR's companies in USA. She also does PR for Bill Gate and his Microsoft.

Her establishment at Home and her Popular Maria Island resort (a.k.a Club de Maria) challenged most Afikpo Big boys in diaspora to start coming home.


So stop the ill comment.

Arysexy:
Afikpo chic is a silent millionaire, she owns ndigbo, igboist and igboville Facebook groups

She was formerly in USA But has come back to settle in Abakaliki

she stays either in Afikpo our Home town or her Abuja residence.

She is Famously known as Afikpo Chic. Currently contesting for Ebonyi state House of Assembly, under PPA. PDP erroneously denied her Ticket, but she is determined to make her people feel more of her impact.
Sincerely, she is a man in woman's skin.

Her real name is Maria Ude Nwachi but pouplarly known asAfikpo Chic. When I first had an encounter with this lady, it was on facebook. We all were arguing under a post on facebook, soon I noticed her consistency in arguing about what she believes in. She doesn’t munch her words, she drops it as it is, in black and white. Then I said, here comes one of those strong women in the Nigerian society, trust me at that point I ddin’t know how influential this lady was.

As an inquisitive person, I quickly went through her pics saw that her occupation was a cleaner in a luxury resort called Maria Island Resort, Afikpo. But the comments on her wall from all indication points out, she owns this luxury resort, then I became more interested in writing and knowing more about her. I saw her dress styles and was wondering if this chic is mad or does not have dress sense. But then I realised human beings are different, not everyone follows the crowd. People make their own statement and define who they are and her dressing is probably her stamp of humility/craze…lol. She is a silent mutimillionaire and run different businesses. She is a proud Igbo lady who shows full support towards her community and Igbo people in general.

I have been waiting for the right opportunity to bring her to everyone, who may not have heard or known about her. Just like the Nigerian musician Flavour dressed in school Uniform and visited his secondary school, Afikpo chic did exactly thesame. She paid her alma mater a surprise visit and also as a means of giving back to her society, a place where she was formed as a teenager. I felt it was the perfect time for her to grace egosentrik. 



Read more and See more pics of Afikpo Chic…….
http://junglejournalist..in/2012/05/afikpo-chic-unveils-maria-island-resort.html?m=1

http://egosentrik.com/2014/02/24/meet-afikpo-chic/

Most you may have heard about her,
She is one chic every young lady would feel like becoming, very funny, Rich Chic that set Afikpo on the fast lane of come home development.

Currently contesting for Ebonyi state House of Assembly.
She is even more popular than the Governor of the state, easy going and always helping the needy.

ABOUT AFIKPO CHIC

Her real name is Maria Ude Nwachi but pouplarly known as Afikpo Chic. When I first had an encounter with this lady, it was on facebook. We all were arguing under a post on facebook, soon I noticed her consistency in arguing about what she believes in. She doesn’t munch her words, she drops it as it is, in black and white. Then I said, here comes one of those strong women in the Nigerian society, trust me at that point I din’t know how influential this lady was.

As an inquisitive person, I quickly went through her pics saw that her occupation was a cleaner in a luxury resort called Maria Island Resort, Afikpo . But the comments on her wall from all indication points out, she owns this luxury resort, then I became more interested in writing and knowing more about her. I saw her dress styles and was wondering if this chic is mad or does not have dress sense. But then I realised human beings are different, not everyone follows the crowd. People make their own statement and define who they are and her dressing is probably her stamp of humility/craze…lol . She is a silent mutimillionaire and run different businesses. She is a proud Igbo lady who shows full support towards her community and Igbo people in general.

I have been waiting for the right opportunity to bring her to everyone, who may not have heard or known about her. Just like the Nigerian musician Flavour dressed in school Uniform and visited his secondary school, Afikpo chic did exactly thesame. She paid her alma mater a surprise visit and also as a means of giving back to her society, a place where she was formed as a teenager. I felt it was the perfect time for her to grace egosentrik.

photo 4: spot IBM and other Nigeria Big shots

Follow the links for more photos and more about Afikpo Chic

junglejournalist..in/2012/05/afikpo-chic-unveils-maria-island-resort.html?m=1

egosentrik.com/2014/02/24/meet-afikpo-chic/

i see the future... Let me see if this one makes it

let me take this place... I see the future of this post

GEJ

I will read later... I can see the future of this post

I will read later... I can see the future of this post

No, what about it?

Godaddy is good, but how do I pay for hosting online? Do they accept nigeria Card for payment? If no, which other foreign host company accept nigeria payment card online? Since i dont have any credit card.

PDP is a multinational company in Ebonyi, they will still win, all we ask for is a better man...and amongest all that are contesting, Prof. is a fair choice.

Some people are just speaking in ignorance. Ebonyi unlike other states is in the hand of PDP: Sam Egwu in alliance with Sen. Christopher (Elechi's Inlaw) holds Ebonyi North, Elichi Holds Centeral, while the rest is a History. I knew this long ago when. Prof.

Onyebuchi has an image, including family image to protect. His brother, Mike Chukwu one time former Bank MD had wanted to context but gave up to prof.
It is really time for Afikpo people who had supported other zones.
As far as He wears that their Red cap... All i pray is he fix that Afikpo-Abakaliki road. We are tired of backwardness.

Hahaha, watch out for His Excellency, Prof. Onyebuchi Chukwu, the Governor of Ebonyi state.

OCTAVO is very friendly. I have been recommending him to people. But dude should reduce price.

EnterPRO is real and sales very cheap...but e be like the guy the vex much or maybe i misunderstood his hard voice. He is good to buy from i just bought 250MB for N300 airtime i sent to him.

Which Software can ROOT my Galaxy Tab 4 (wifi version). Pls i need your assistance on the software link to download and procedures to ROOT this Tab, thanks.

You should see my thread on Political Ebola. I said it all before seeing this here.

www.nairaland.com/1894172/findings-political-ebola

I think this article would be helpful. Sincerely, i did not read all before commenting first.

Disclaimer: I do not belong to any Political Platform, I still believe all of them parties are same egg.

Just few weeks ago, my inlaw called from Calabar to inform me of how EBOLA has wrecked PH living not less than 70 people dead, oh?

I was at Aba last week, questions kept popping from left, right and centre about how we are coping with the EBOLA outbreak in PH, ha? I was even informed that 200 people have died so far in PH.

Many have developed unusual High BP and some have just died of heart attack not EBOLA because of This kinda rumours.

How can 70 or 200 people die in PH without concrete information, we that stays here are beginning to summon courage that this EBOLA ish is becoming Political and people are working hard to cut their own portion of the Billion Naira cake plus millions international organizations are releasing to affected states.

Nobody heard of EBOLA in PH until few days GEJ was anticipated?
I mostly hear about EBOLA outbreak in PH when I travel out of Rivers state. Yesterday you heard it's killing people at Rumuola, Today you hear it's wrecking Rumuokoro, Tomorrow, it's Eleme? Yet non has been Televised? Isn't that a political trick to seek public attention and divert people from peeping at their loot? If 200 people died already, at least 1000's might have been infected? Yet non is visible.

Every state Governor is working hard to add more cash to their stolen fund through this EBOLA saga, but why?

The affected U.S. Doctor that got the cure is on air daily to give their people hope, but our's, is not known? It was only Dr. Adedeavo or so that came on air, if any else we don't know. I doubt if those isolation centres are even Nigeria. Or probably, just few are.

Abeg, they should stop causing H.B.P for people with peddling rumours to make money, there's God o....om

very soon, Yahoo boy will incorporate Ebola to their scam format. Na only dem waka come.

we can deduct that some folks are using our brain. I know Ebola is real but just being twisted in this their PH saga. God help us all.

bigtt76: They're into Vocemail business now ...look for other providers like Visafone

so apart from Visa, no other company offer such landline service? I pray NITEL should come back as proposed.