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FuckBots:
Pls I don't know de appropriate section to post
dis so bear with me.
Pls is there a foundation or a group dat treat
male rape cause I have been abused.
For 25yrs now I have been keeping my virginity
till marriage and every friend I hv knows that
am de decent type. I have a nxt door milf that
know this too. She keep telling me that one day
she will send a girl that will de-flower me and
stuffs like that. It was a joke between us until
yesterday. Because of the epileptic power
supply and the high cost of fuel I managed to
on my generator to keep body and soul
together. My neighbor knocked at the door and
came in with her female friend and begged 4
her to boast her friends phone. From there she
stared watching a movie wit her friend while
we are discussing...
Along the line of discussion I slept off, it was as
if sometin was climbing my leg and I was also
dreaming were I was having sex with my
university crush then in sch. I woke up and
discovered I was tied to the bed and the two
gals were removing my clothes. I begged them
but they both took turn in molesting me and
when they finished dey left me there and
called one of my friend who untied me. I came
like 4 times till my dick was weak. Then they
used needle to raise it and did de fifth time
before dey left me to the mercy of my friend
who said she called him and told him I was sick.
Since then I haven't seen her. Even thou I
enjoyed some part of the encounter,i am so
bitter that and older lady I don't have feeling
for will take my pride. The encounter was with
out protection. They might be pregnant and
even worst I might be having infections to deal
with.
She just molested me and I need urgent advise
on how to handle de situation cause am short
tempered.

13ShadesOfMay:
This malware tagged "removed app" uses my data more than the app I frequently use on my phone. This has been a major concern as there is no option to restrict or remove the malware away from my device. Good people and the tech savvy of nairaland, pls help me.

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Your Grandmother...yes_____-you haven't bleep her..... find a way and do that so that you'll complete you e-diary

e-diot.......

SweetBuns:
Passing quick judgement without hearing his story is very shallow of you if you ask me


What an immature way to speak. In a bid to sound "Savage", you just made yourself look stupid

Amakavula:
Sniper is an organ eating ,liquid monster. Officially it's a pesticide, DDVP 2,2. ( Dichlorovinyl Dimethyl phosphate compound) produced by ndi Swiss Nigeria Chemical Compound widely used as a suicide option.



But when you blindly drink sniper, that you want to kill yourself, this is what will happen to you.

1.) Your eyeballs will swim in its own water as forced tears escapes from its reservoir, discharges from your nose, and migraine will set in, your chest will tighten, forcefully locking your breathe.

2.) You will be on the floor by now, screaming through all your senses, as saliva pours out from your mouth, vomiting follows as you will long to vomit your intestines too. Then sweating ,muscle fasciculation, your blood pressure will go down low, convulsions.

3.) your life will be squeezed out of you through the shutting down of your lungs and kidney....cardiac arrest will aid your departure. The last thing that will die in you, is your brain that will take in every information before shutting down.


4.) It will allow you watching youself
give up the pained ghost. That's why they will meet you when you are dead, with your eyes open, drooling, a lot of poo in your underwear, your body twisted in a strange position as you tried to fight off the pain and crises.

5.) You will climb the walls, tear the sheets, rip some of your hair off, just to quail the killing pain. You would run off from one corner of the house to another screaming for people to help you, as you slowly waste away.

6.) If you are lucky, your system could be flushed when it has not shut down everything, but you will never remain the same, if you are unlucky, you will die on your way to the hospital, or in the hospital painfully.

7.) The last memories your brain would record in it, before it shuts down, is "regrets"

8.) You are been deceived to believe sniper is the easier way out, no, it will slowly devour you from the inside, make you feel every painful moments as it shuts down your organs one by one in a tearing order forcing you to beg for your life back, as it gives you a slow, dragged, struggled, regrettable death.

If you are depressed, drink more of cold juices, while you think your way out. Suicide is not a joke.You can see, it's not an easy death.

9.) Should in case you are among those, waiting on queue to snipe yourself out, please don't it's an agonizing way to go.

10.) The dead cannot come back to tell you their experiences with sniper.